What's Nxt

This is a bonus episode all about Wrestlemania. We liked some of it. We didn't like some of it. Long story short: what the hell was that?

This is an episode for people who have been laid off in the middle of a global pandemic. We discussed everything that happened in March and April, including: Ciampa Vs Gargano has taken over NXT, the ladder match was good, why are we still constantly talking about Ciampa Vs Gargano, Sam Roberts Shut Up Challenge, god damn how about a 45 minute Ciampa Vs Gargano match named the "one last beat", Bianca BelAir was never given the belt and that's a travesty, although Gargano elbow dropping Ciampa into a bunch of bottled water was the spot of the century. Also, we explain what COVID-19 is, and continue to grapple with the horrible business practices of the WWE. Then, Alec and I discuss left oriented tactics in America, and it gets a little... spicy. If you are not ready to Stone Cold Stunner a politician for the cause, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who have already seen all this stuff. Did we fall through a god damn time portal? We discussed everything that happened in January and February, including: It's too damn early, Velveteen Dream is a sexual predator now, Ciampa Vs. Gargano Feud (where have I seen that before?), Triple H and Steph looking for a third, Keith Lee vs Dominic Dijakovic Feud (where have I seen that before?), Reina Gonzalez is no longer a cowboy, The Dusty Classic is won by a team of two singles competitors (where have I seen that before?), showing off your hog, Bianca BelAir loses at TakeOver (where have I seen that before?), and we can't watch TakeOver anymore because it's only on the Network, unless... Also, Bernie won Nevada. If you believe the official explanation that Epstein Tombstone Piledriver-ed himself off his bunk, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who took almost a month to edit the podcast, even though all my coughs and stutters and crosstalk got left in. What the hell were you doing all month, Alec? We discussed everything that happened in NXT before Royal Rumble, including: New champs, Angel Garzas Pants, two questions from Chris, NXTs audience is truly amazing, but also really fucking annoying, what do we do with Takeover now, I don't know, I forget what happened because it's from almost a month and a half ago and I didn't edit the pod this month, so... "edit" the pod. If you are expecting regular podcasts with funny, insightful banter, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

This is a bonus episode for people who have fallen through a rift in time. We discussed 3 time NWA Champion Lou Thesz, including: he just looks like a dude, nothing happens, sometimes he's a jerk, but it's captivating. It's the most god damned electric wrestling you've ever watched, even though nothing fucking happens. Also, there's a very effete commentator who wants to tell his mommy on Buddy Rogers. If you are all about the high flying moves, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who are not professional broadcasters. We discussed everything that happened in NXT before War Games, including: what the fuck is going on? Does anyone else find the build to War Games and Survivor Series of the last month super fucking confusing? Also, Lio Rush is killing it, Angel Garza is KILLING IT, what is going on with NXT commentary, what THE FUCK is going on with Powerrrrrrr commentary, Jim Ross is the audience surrogate of AEW, racism, it's cool to say "Fuck Triple H", we stand in solidarity with ACH and Mauro, but, uh, maybe Mauro could chill just a little bit. Please come back soon, though. If you are sanctioned by the WWE, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

WARNING: THIS EPISODE IS A MESS. This is an episode for people who have been sued for having opinions that are too dangerous. We discussed everything that happened in NXT before since going live, including: Roderick Strongs tiny peepee, being sued by the WWE (PARODY), Wale wants the smoke, what's going on with AEW, what's going on with Powerrrrrrr, what's going on with Beyond, let's wrap this up, Alec has a plane to catch god damn it. If you are controled by the slave morality of our Christian society, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

Takeover: Toronto. NXT Moving To USA Network. Austin Theory. The End Of The Breakout Tournament. We don't talk about any of these things this episode. We recorded this over a month ago and due to events in our private lives we haven't been able to get this live until now. WHOOPS! This is an episode for people who have had an even rougher month. We discussed everything that happened in NXT before Takeover. If you think Nikos Rikos isn't the new top dog of NXT, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who have had a rough month. We discussed everything that happened in NXT over the past month and a half, including The Return Of Riddick, the introduction of Kushida, a bunch of stuff, damn I'm so fucking tired, Shayna is still champ, I broke my body, Alec broke his mind, Viking Experience just fucking disappeared, so did Dijak, and the end of the Gargano era and the beginning of some kind of unanimous time. If you think The Velveteen Dream is a bad singer, this in not the podcast for you. Come on! Sorry SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who are en media res. We discussed everything that happened in NXT over the past month, no wait, two weeks, including memes, Erik Bugenhagen is going to have a hernia, #thenewyorkgiants, Walter defeated some jobber, The Viking Experience, also still War Raiders? they're gonna lose to Street Profits, so that rocks, The European Union, WOMENS WRESTLING, WOMENS WRESTLING, I LOVE WOMENS WRESTLING (not a pervoid), Alec doesn't want to see children get concussions, and, listen, Gargano... he's bad, guys. If you think Dijakovic's tweet is unproblematic, really, this in not the podcast for you. Have you ever listed to this podcast? Damn. Sorry SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who are eight, nine feet tall? EY! FUGGETABBOUTIT! BAGEL PIZZA SCHMEAR SUBWAY. We discussed everything that happened in NXT over the past month, including The Dusty Classic, the return of Kona Reeves, George W Bush's Axis Of Evil, Bianca BelAir, Io Shirai, and Kairi Sane, #thenewyorkgiants, Poisoned Protein Powder, RIP Asuka, Get Well Soon Ciampa, the return of Adam Cole, and the best tag team in NXT the... Forgotten Sons?! If you think Bugenhagen shouldn't eat an entire bulb of garlic just to make me and me alone happy, because he's good as he is and he's already a babyface, well, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who can't understand this horrible ringing in their ears. We discussed everything that happened in NXT over the past month, including how we're always cumming, TAKEOVER! Takeover Phoenix! Bianca BelAir is a superstar, Tristan was right about everything yet again, this time EC3, The Street Profits show off their tiddies, Humberto yet again, always Humberto, he's awesome, we forgot about something again, and all of these guys, the most important guys? They're gone. Bye, guys! If you think you can handle the cosmic horror that is Mandy Rose pinning SmackDown Live Womens Champion Asuka, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who love to follow the rules at the gym. We discussed everything that happened in NXT over the past month, but also before January 18th or so? Yet again Alec took like two weeks to edit this thing, and then you listen to it, and it's completely unedited. But that's the appeal, right? We shoot from the cuff, we're cool guys, we're laid back, we're two weeks late. We talk about global monopolies, and the Mack née Metro Brothers, Tristan was right about everything yet again, The Street Profits potential IMPLOSION?!, the Doo Doo Man, Humberto, Shayna Baszler and Bianca Belair are killing it, and... not much more? If you think those... those unremembered guys, the dudes that no one... you can't think of who they are, damn what were their names? If you think they deserve the belts RIGHT NOW, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who are right on time. We discussed everything that happened in NXT over the past month, actually more like month and a half, whatever. My computer died, Alecs lizard dies, we were in mourning.We finally talk about how the WWE is now a facilitator of a murderous regime in the middle east, the horrible situation on the Main Roster, and Hulk Hogans return. But also, some good stuff! Also, yet again, we recorded before a whole bunch of shit changed, and were completely wrong about everything, so, uhhhh, I hope Kassius Ohno does NOT attack The Forgotten Sons and put them on the DL. If you've been waiting for over a month for this one, your wait is over, but this still might not be the podcast for you. I apologize for nothing, SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who are extremely late. We discussed everything that happened in NXT over the past month, but that was, like, October 17th. We were drunk, Alec edited the podcast and he took a million years, and it all just, it's a mess. I don't blame you if you don't finish this one. We don't even talk about how the WWE is now a facilitator of a murderous regime in the middle east, damn! Expect a new one soon, where we talk about how horribly watching NXT weighs on our conscience. Hulk Hogan is back! Damn! If you think all of that might be made up for by the fact we also talked about Impact: Bound For Glory, this might finally be the podcast for you. SORRY, SUCKERS! really im sorry

This is an episode for people who are extremely goofy. We discuss everything that's been happening in NXT over the past month, including the appearance of a new group of boring junkyard boys, everyone is making jokes all the time, don't touch Biancas hair, Nikki Cross is cute now, I guess, William Regal continues the investigation and steps on a rake, Daktoa Kai has lost twice, TWICE, to Aliyah, so make of that what you will, Shayna Baszler is now an imperialist, give me anti-imperialist Baszler, the tags, mens and best divisions. If you think the ending of Dunne-Ricochet was a powerhouse of wrestling storytelling, this isn't the podcast for you. SORRY, SUCKERS!

This is an episode for people who are not heels. We discuss everything that's been happening in NXT over the past month, WWE lying about the start time of their shows, Alec is the "face" of the podcast because he stirs up nationalistic fervor and gloats about the death of his enemies, you know, face stuff, War Raiders got roused from their slumber by all the noise, psychologists are just gypsy fortune tellers for brains, Tristan is a Richard Nixon type figure (not a heel), the tags, mens and best divisions, and the rest of the PPV crap that, holy shit, it was great. If you think Johnny Gargano or Tristan Marsh, the man who devotes his time and energy to editing this podcast, are heels, this isn't the podcast for you. SORRY, SUCKERS! JOHNNY GARGANO AND TRISTAN MARSH, FACES FOREVER.

This is an episode for people who are absolutely buzzing. We discuss everything that's been happening in NXT over the past month, taking our pants off to prevent stains, the Street profits are goofing off yet again on a ball court, we spend 15 minutes talking about how Kona Reeves is buying up gold and selling it at DISCOUNT PRICES, the space cowboy, Maurice, Bianca BelAir is undy fee TED, UN DEE FEE TED, the tags, mens and best divisions, and the biggest fucking thing to happen on a non-PPV in... forever. If you think Velveteen Dream is going to blow you away in Brookyn, this isn't the show for you. SORRY, SUCKERS!

This is an episode for people who just want to be punished. We discuss everything that's been happening in NXT over the past month, a fat skeleton fighting with the leader of Los Ingobernables and buckets of cum, a new NXT show and, get this, it's in the United Kingdom, we got our first email and now have the shows first meme, Otis Dozivich is COOOMMMMINGGGG, a new gimmick for Aliyah, Doney Blortch gets over even though they still look like eggs, Aleister Black has come back indoors from the parking lot and cutting fun promos, finally, and the horniest Takeover you could ever imagine! If you think wrestling isn't bloodthirsty enough, this isn't the show for you. SORRY, SUCKERS!

This is an episode for people who aren't afraid of you. We discuss everything that's been happening in NXT over the past month, and the nothing that's been happening in the main roster, Moss And Sabatelli are separated, but haven't divorced yet, we talk about The Dozer being a lizard even more than usual, so that's fun, Doney Blortch has a new member, Adam Cole is the chosen one, Vanessa Borne has a character now, Aleister Black is walking aimlessly through a parking lot talking with himself, and Dakota Kai is the one, we're so fucking behind her, we love you Dakota Kai! If you think Ciampa isn't living up to the name Tommy Sports Entertainment, this isn't the show for you. SORRY, SUCKERS