What's Nxt

We're back, baby! This is an episode for people who are just so, so itchy. We discuss how people are moving up, John Cena is finally putting over young talent, one month of missed build, except the North American Title which just... fucking... showed up, Percy doesn't know what the word "Pyrrhic" means, Shayna Baszler is a beast and maybe also a used car salesman, Adam Cole does Adam Cole shit yet again, the craziest stupidest ending to a crazy stupid Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic, Almas got robbed, ROBBED I SAY, and SO MUCH MORE ! If you think Ciampa/Gargano is the best wrestling you've ever seen, this isn't the show for you. SORRY, SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who *booing*. We discuss how there's *booing*, disappointing booking, *booing*, all promos all the time, *booing*, *booing*, Pete Dunne is sexy, *booing*, Ciampa attempts to *booing*, and SO MUCH *booing*! If you think *booing*. SORRY, SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who can't focus on their fucking podcast because they took so much DayQuil. We discuss how there's nothing going on on the Main Roster, Ronda Rousey is trash, Shayna Baszler is gold, Velveteen Dream is still angry at Indy Wrestlers, Cezar Bononi shows us his ass, Adam Cole does Adam Cole shit, Andrade 'Cien' Almas will reign for a thousand years, Ciampa casting a long shadow on NXT, and SO MUCH MORE ! If you think Almas can't get over cutting his own promos, this isn't the show for you. SORRY, SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who are happy cogs in the machine. We discuss THREE WEEKS OF MISSED WRESTLING, Shayna Baszler still cutting amazing promos, Bullet Club being fine as long as Tama is around, Velveteen Dream eating 12 sticks of gum at once, the return of the Dusty Classic, Vanessa Borne was a dominatrix but then someone thought better about it, and the climactic battle between Johnny Wrestling and Andrade 'Cien' Almas, and, good news! Good won! Almas is still champion and Johnny Wrestling is kicked to the curb! If you think it's cool to boil Candice LeRae down to "Johnny Garganos Wife", this isn't the show for you. SORRY, SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who deserve to take a little break, because this is becoming a slog. We discuss presents that finally arrived, Paul Heyman scouting NXT talent, Akems knee explodes, Velveteen Dream continuing to fat shame Cassius Ohno, Billie Kay becomes and elephant, Ember Moons elbow explodes, the fast roll up win, Adam Coles thumb explodes, Adam Coles back explodes, the best match we've ever seen, Gargano's heart explodes, and the return of Blackheart. If you think it's a good idea to turn your back on Ciampa, this isn't the show for you. SORRY, SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who are cleaning the streets of these fashion criminals, one cargo short at a time. We discuss how insane old racists deserve to run a football league every once in a while, The Velveteen Dream's amazing fashions, stealing the dreams of babyfaces, a bad match, the return of Bianca BelAire, Superfly, TM61 calls Alec a nerd by name, James Brown is back from the dead, the Authors Of Pain are going nuts, The Velveteen Dream's amazing fashions again, Johnny Gargano's confusing fashions, Nigel has a crush on Johnny Gargano, and a match of the year contender already. If you don't understand the important role mediation has come to play in our judicial system, this isn't the show for you. SORRY, SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who aren't fat, they're cultivating mass. We discuss the end of the Blaze It Era, Alec's struggles with alcohol abuse, The Flintstones, Moss and Dozavich laying down the cardboard and going one-on-one for a pair of parachute pants, Percy talking all the time now, The Black-man Cometh, Roddy steals a promo, Lacy Evans is angry all these foreigners are stealing jobs, Regal misjudges two faces ability to not fall into traps, and The Street Profits lose for the first time. If you don't have to register your fists as weapons with the government, this isn't the show for you. SORRY, SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who don't care what daddy says, they're breaking all the rules! We discuss NJPW's Wrestle Kingdom, Cheeseburger and his rapture to paradise, lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a dolls eyes, Dakota Kai's poor elbow, RIP Dakota Kai's Elbow, THE RETURN OF THE VELVETEEN DREAM, Street Profits Theme into Beaded Curtain, Adam Cole going to the A Material, and the return of The Dark Knight. If you don't find those Hollywood shows so incredibly detailed, this isn't the show for you. SORRY, SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who love the sexy green lanterns, the sex lanterns, what colors were they? We discuss blizzards, SNAKES! ALL THESE SNAKES EVERYWHERE!, clip shows, the boys and being back in town, bad editing, boioioioioing, the amazing title scene for tag, mens and womens, flashback transitions, the lost match from Legends Of The Hidden Temple, and the reception of Ember Moon. If you need more hokey fantasy bullshit to get into Ember Moon, this isn't the show for you. SORRY, SUCKERS.

This is an episode for us, for once. We took it easy this week, informal, and talked about Jinder Mahals work out, The Street Profits and their time distorting magic, NWO Johnson, Fred Flinstone, doing it live, an unnecessary match, secretly loving Booker T's commentary, a four way that's good, bad booking being goood booking, looking jacked, baby, and not having monitor access. If you don't want to watch an entire match in the replay, this isn't an episode for you. SORRY, SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who absolutely hate fingers. We discuss Public Apologies, the Yep Movement, the best production we've ever seen, Bobby Fish yelling like a big ol' goofus, a freakishly large heart, Alec keeps getting it all wrong, Otis Dosevish lifts a car, Sabatelli and Moss are a couple, and the best match we've ever seen on this show. If you don't want to celebrate Rusev's actual birthday, December 25th, then this isn't the show for you. SORRY, SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who have some issues with the finish. We discuss Sailor Moon, Andrade 'Cien' Almas as usual, these filthy casual fans watching our lovely show, Zelina Vega yelling at a bald man, Thing One and Thing Two, Net Neutrality, NXT finally being on television and how they fucked it all up, making your champ look like a wimp, and Chris Jericho cursing a bunch. If you were looking for an episode NOT plagued by technical issues, you're out of luck, brot---- reconnecting ---- SORRY, SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who have been told. We discuss Nigel McGuiness being one of the best in the business, a very buff Bart Simpson, Seasons Beatings not being an ECW PPV, Andrade Cien Almas, King Of The World, how everyone told you, a giant angry lemon, Iconic Duo forever, our sweet sweet boy finally getting the win, life is meaningless without Velveteen Dream and so much more. If you were looking for a reason for Ruby Riot-t-t-t-t and Sonya DeVille to be having another match, you're out of luck, brother. SORRY, SUCKERS.

This is a normal episode for normal people. We discuss the time traveling antics of NXT shooting schedules, being 420 friendly even when the joke doesnt quite work, the Michelin Man doing the hip swivel, The Riot-t-t-t-t Squad, the second coming of Andrade 'Cien' Almas, the unbearable absence of Nigel McGuiness, Mauro Renallo being driven insane by kids toys, Pete Dunne being the perfect wrestler and a dweebis supreme, and so much more. If you were looking for coherent commentary and more than 20 people in the audience, this isn't the episode for you. SORRY, SUCKERS.

This is the WAR GAMES MEGA SHOW and it almost killed me. We discuss every single match this week, 7 matches, and it was way too much. Every match was better than the last and there was way to much to talk about but I forced Alec to talk about everything and we're never doing it again. No more recapping, I've had it, I've fucking had it. Alec was right, we don't need to recap every match, but I insisted, and I paid for my hubris, so if you want recaps, this is the last gigantic episode that has match recaps in it. SORRY, SUCKERS.

This is a long episode cause we just can't stop talking. Both NXT and What's NXT had audio issues, so that's a nice theme for the episode. We discuss Oney Lorcan and Danny Burch, stupid nicknames, the Women's Battle Royal, Bianca Belair is a baaaaad mother-, Aleister Black and The Velveteen Dream, transphobia and homophobia and overcoming to be gay dads to a white kitten, Zelina Vega introducing intergender wrestling to Roderick Strong, a rundown of NXT talent on RAW and how the main roster fails them, and ASUKA. It's super long, but we're new to this. SORRY, SUCKERS.

This is a long episode to make up for the two week hiatus. We discuss the last two weeks, Fred Flintstone, the Women's Championship, smoking drug weed, Andrade 'Cien' Almas and Zelina Vega, the funkiest worm in the world, Drew McIntyre wearing jeans and being sexist, hoping Aleister Black says the name and maybe kisses, and War Games Predictions that are now two days late. We DON'T discuss War Games, because of when we record. SORRY, SUCKERS.