Stuff With Shanon

Do you ever wish that people would just go away? It seems like the less you want someone around, the more you see them. So I've come up with some creative, non-harmful ways to get rid of people you don't like. Plus, what should Dianthe do about that ugly, windowless wall on her house? We discuss in this episode. Sponsors: [Brooklinen.com](http://brooklinen.com) Promo Code: SHANON

Did anyone besides me say these words over spring break- "I'm ready for my shift of carrying the sleeping baby through the muddy cow pasture..."? Plus, Dianthe catches a man with his pants down. We'll talk about all of this and more in this episode of Stuff With Shanon.

It's International Women's Day and we're celebrating with a special Friday edition of SWS. Dianthe tells her daughter that she's a bada** all the time and she tells her to show people how crazy she can be. How does this send Shanon into a tailspin? Find out in this episode.

Dianthe's convinced that I love my nephews WAY more than she loves her own kids. She may be right. Plus, hear about the newest things that keep me awake at night! Like my sympathy for the first lady to get her time of the month, a crazy cartoon mayor, and the $170 I spent on Paw Patrol live tickets. Ugh.

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day and there's a pretty good chance that you've not gotten the perfect gift for your loved one yet. You probably don't even know what the perfect gift would be! Don't worry, though, because I've got you covered with some once in a lifetime Valentine's Day gift ideas that are sure to get you some lovin' or arrested...

Do you ever click on the links that pop up when you're reading a random article? I do it ALL the time. That's how I found this gem. "What does the first part of your body that you wash say about your personality?" Plus, why was Dianthe on the phone with 911 while she was creeping beside someone on the street? You've gotta listen to find out.

Are you celebrating Januhairy? Do you buy your thongs on Amazon? Can you get mouth herpes from drinking the wine at church? We discuss all of this and so much more in this episode of Stuff With Shanon.

How does football work? How many times did you have to plunge your toilet over Christmas break? Do you have a pair of leather pajamas to wear at night? What comes up if you google "what should I wash my front privates with?" All this and more in this episode of SWS.

It's the last podcast post of 2018! So I'm wrapping up the year with some final thoughts. Should the CDC intervene in the Catholic church due to the potential of spreading the cold and flu? Was Dr. Seuss on crack? And one fast food fact that might change the way you do things FOREVER (in a good way)!

Dianthe is out sick, so that means that I got to do a whole podcast all by myself again! I've chosen to go way back this time and countdown some of my favorite bits starring me! Hopefully you agree with at least one of them...

Have you gone back as an adult and watched the movies you saw as a kid and thought to yourself "WTH?" We have! Plus, the search for the most ignorant social media post is on. Is a squirrel a reptile? Are there really only 7 countries on Earth? #IgnoranceIsBlissAndHysterical

Are you a mom (or an aunt) that's still trying to master the act of using a public restroom while you juggle the kids? Would you vote for a political candidate that has public restroom nanny attendants as part of their platform? If you would, then you might be voting for Shanon in a future election. We discuss in this episode.

Self-awareness is a pretty important part of life, right? So why would any chronically single person think it's a good idea to start writing a book with relationship advice? Even worse...why would the same person who wrote the children's book "Big Booty Judy" think for even a second that another book was a good idea? Check out Shanon's "Relationship Advice I Thought Of While Driving Alone In My Car" in this episode of Stuff With Shanon.

We all lose sleep over some seriously stupid stuff, but Shanon's list of things keeping her up at night is just dumb. (Sorry Shanon) Can you relate to any of this?

Have you ever felt like maybe the universe is out to tick you off? Plus, Jesus Band Aids, half-marathon training, and judgy runners. That's what we're talking about in this episode!

Dianthe's got an anxious kid, so she's found a miracle way to calm him down. This might be some great advice for parents everywhere! (Although it's not FDA approved and Dianthe's NOT a doctor)...

Shanon went on a beach vacation with her sister's family. Find out about that road trip and the interesting sleeping arrangements. Plus, what's the thinking behind using a loofah in the shower? Shanons's got a big issue with this.

Are you part of the no poo movement, too? (It's really NOT what you think it is). And we talk about Shanon's irrational aggression towards Charlie Puth, Luke Bryan, gum chewers, gum poppers, and more.

Shanon is REALLY upset with some people about a stupid animal cracker box and Dianthe dishes all the dirt on the worst idea EVER family road trip. Does her husband intentionally mess stuff up just to drive Dianthe insane? And how long did what should've been a 7 hour drive actually take? Find out in this episode of Stuff With Shanon.

The kids are back in school and, while most parents are thrilled to have some peace and quiet, Dianthe isn't. She's had a meltdown, her kids had a meltdown...it's been a rough start to the school year. Can you relate?