Taking This One To The Grave: Bustle's Pretty Little Liars Podcast

That's immortality, my darlings. I. Marlene King may have laid PLL to rest with that series finale, but Sam, Christine, and Allison still have a lot to say. I mean, after seven seasons, how could they not? Join them one last time as they try to make sense of that insane A.D. reveal and how the feel about the series ending, say "I told you so" about their favorite theories (Alex Drake! Wren!) being right, and debate whether or not a PLL spinoff will ever or should ever happen (It definitely shouldn't). And, of course, calling out Aria one last time because how could we resist?

With just one week to go, Sam and Christine are not holding back when it comes to how they feel about this lack of answers. They're also getting ready for the finale by calling Aria out while they still can, freaking out over the Mona reveal, and, of course, making their final A.D. predictions. They don't agree about who will be unmasked as the ultimate Big Bad — and neither does Allison — so listen to their theories to see whose side you're on.

Once again, Christine and Sam are not impressed with this Mona red herring that's getting more and more ridiculous the closer we get to the series finale. Did we mention that there's only TWO episodes of 'PLL' left? Join them as they talk through Toby's big return (and new look), why Christine is paranoid that she's always seeing Spencer's twin these days, the Haleb wedding, and how we're also "so done" with Aria. And get ready to have your mind blown by Martha's hot take on who A.D. is because it's really anyone's A-game right now.

O M G — that's the sound of Christine and Sam attempting to recover from finally getting the Haleb engagement they've been waiting for since surviving Spaleb and the unfortunate Jordan engagement. But, don't worry, they pull it together enough to talk that insane musical scene, debate whether or not the Twincer theory can still stand, and to dissect that cliffhanger — which kind of offended them, TBH. And, naturally, with only 3 episodes left, they have one huge question: Will we ever see Jason Christ again?

Is that the sound of hundreds of theories coming true? Sam and Christine are still trying to wrap their heads around finally seeing Aria in the infamous black hoodie — and debating whether or not she might be the best character to wear A's signature look in 'PLL' history. But, don't worry, they also have A LOT to say about Haleb sleuthing, whether or not Lucas has a motive, and which OTPs we can expect to tie the knot before the series finale. Oh and — in classic Taking This One To The Grave fashion and with the help of Allison — they potentially predict one of the most heartbreaking deaths 'PLL' fans will ever see.

Christine and Sam are barely hanging on after yet another Caleb-less episode of 'Pretty Little Liars' — but they still have plenty to say about "In The Eye Abides The Heart," especially the return of WREN. We all know they could spend an entire episode talking about their longstanding Wren theories, but this week, they dig into the Emison baby reveal, Paige and Lucas' A-team motives, and Mona's hilarious feelings about the #Endgame. And last, but certainly not least, Allison drops by to essentially prove that the notorious Spencer twin theory was probably just confirmed.

Prepare yourself — because Sam and Christine have A LOT to say about all of the big reveals in "Power Play". (And the fact that Caleb was MIA this episode because, obviously.) While they talk through the motives of the many A.D. suspects in play, that huge Emison reveal, and how they're so over Paige and Sydney's returns to Rosewood, Allison pops in with a huge, game-changing theory that may have just led our two Haleb-loving hosts to solve the whole mystery of 'PLL'. And they're certainly not taking that revelation to the grave.

Christine and Sam reunite this week — which is a good thing, because they're still recovering from the panic of Caleb being poisoned. While they try to figure out where the heck Ezra and Alison are, whether or not Nicole has good (or at least innocent) intentions, and how Aria became an expert computer hacker in one morning, they celebrate an episode full of glorious Haleb one-liners. Because, really, what else is there to live for aside from Haleb when it seems like the ever-evolving Twin Theory has seemingly come back into play. Does A.D.'s puzzle lead to Spencer's twin? We only have 7 more episodes to find out...

Sam and Christine are back at it with a very special guest: Ezra Fitz himself, Ian Harding! They have a lot to talk about, like Ian's new book, "Odd Birds;" what makes him so different from the author he plays on PLL; what we can expect from #Endgame; and of course, THE CHICKPEAS.

Unlike Jenna's big return to Rosewood in this week's episode, Christine and Martha are still waiting for Sam to sail back in on the SS Haleb. Join them as they — as always — praise the amount of Haleb screen time we've been getting, debate whether or not it's really necessary (with only EIGHT episodes left) to introduce Addison, and critique (at length) the Rosewood P.D.'s work. But, most importantly, enjoy them losing their minds over Allison's latest hot take because you DEFINITELY missed this detail.

In Sam's absence (did Uber A kidnap her too?!), Christine and Martha delve into the first of Pretty Little Liars' final 10 episodes. They kick off with admittedly expected praise for Hanna, before moving on to that bizarrely simple Mary Drake reveal, the return of Mona, and all of the 'ship moments we missed during the show's hiatus. Oh, did you think we forgot to give Haleb a special shoutout? You know us better than that. And Allison drops by to deliver the most intense (and TOTALLY possible) A.D. theory yet.

As Sam and Christine get ready for the final season of 'PLL,' they're counting down some of the best moments in its history. But don't worry, it's not just their opinions — they're joined by fellow Bustle hosts Kelsea, Allison, and Martha, as well as their favorite podcasters from 'Cabernet & A' and 'Bros Watch PLL Too.' They'll also be reading favorite moments submitted by listeners, so get ready for a walk down memory lane as they reflect on everything from Tippi the bird to the early days of Haleb to a certain sinister can of legumes.

After a long, cold hiatus, Sam and Christine are back to talk about everything they know about Season 7B so far. Thanks to a couple of short trailers, some interviews, and Ian Harding’s Instagram, they already have plenty to say about Ali’s pregnancy, a new character, Hanna’s apparently impending freakout, and of course, Wren’s return. They also need you to send them your favorite moments in PLL history for a countdown special at pllpodcast@bustle.com!

Settle in, because Sam and Christine have A LOT to say about PLL’s Season 7A finale — which is probably a good thing, since the show won’t be back until April. They kick things off by trying to figure out just how many casualties there were in this episode, before moving onto the million other things that happened, like Ali’s pregnancy, Ezra's televised kissing, Paige's jealous rant, and, what else? OH RIGHT, THE HALEB SEX SCENE WE'VE SPENT OUR WHOLE LIVES WAITING FOR. Needless to say, they have more than enough emotions to hold you over until spring.

Is it getting hot in here, or is it just Jason Christ? Once Sam and Christine recover from those flashbacks and their new OTP, they manage to discuss Paige's creepiness, Aria's gloating, and that (quite literally) fire Haleb preview. They also continue to debate whether Noel or Spencer could be Mary Drake's other kid, exactly how badly Hanna planned her mission, and who's actually in danger of dying in the finale.

If you're still shocked after watching Hanna make the biggest mistake of her life (that would be leaving Caleb without kissing him, not going to the woods on a solo murder mission), Sam and Christine are back to talk about everything that lead up to her bold move. They also debate whether Spencer being a Drake is too obvious or just obvious enough to be possible, try to figure out what exactly Aria wants to happen in Colombia, and once again demand to know when we're getting that classroom flashback. Was it all a dream like Caleb's car accident? Did the Grunwald envision it? We may never know.

Much like Hanna and Caleb, Sam and Christine are finally back together to talk about all of the shadiness in the most ridiculously titled episode of PLL yet, "Original G'A'ngsters." They have some pretty solid ideas about who Mary's other secret kid could be, but of course, Allison has a hot take on the subject. They also welcome back Pam Fields, discuss Jason's rather, um, holy transformation, and ask the question on everyone's minds: Is Noel Kahn good?

With Christine out this week (presumably on an end-of-Spaleb victory lap), Sam is joined by Bustle's Rachel Simon, who has some excellent observations about Hanna's choice in ringtones, the masked cop, and that confusing Jenna/Charlotte/Rollins flashback. And speaking of Rosewood's best flute-player, at the end of the episode, you can hear Sam's exclusive interview with Jenna herself, Tammin Sursok, who reveals just how much Jenna still hates the Liars and what's ahead in Season 7.

Sam is back from her Haleb cruise (because that 'ship is still very much afloat) to join Christine in celebrating the return of Noel Kahn. There's no such celebration for Sara Harvey, but they do try to figure out what her alliance with Jenna means, where Mary Drake stands, and whether Aria was out of line to delete that mysterious phone call. Then Allison takes a break from defending Spaleb to present them with yet another clue about Wren being a ~major key.~

This week, Romper's Allison Piwowarski — our resident Spaleb shipper — fills in for Sam and goes toe-to-toe with Christine about this week's episode of PLL, "Hit and Run, Run, Run." Join them as they over-analyze that emotional Spaleb scene and next week's engagement, Mona AND Jenna's returns to Rosewood, and whether or not Archer Dunhill is A.D. But, more importantly, laugh with them about Toby's detective work.