Errand Of Mercy

intro: Team Teamwork - I Used To Love H.E.R. (Hyrule Market)/ G is actually trying to learn things at Uni this time around, when is a bomb not a bomb, Leamington BOWs, Simon can't tell the difference between FDR and Ironside, choosing our presidential theme tunes, everyone is doing stupid shit with drugs/ drug like substances, the Poptart/crack smokeoff, drug advice from the 1990s, teens rule the web, 3D printers in space, a next gen tangent, woman (doesn't) get a 3rd breast added to her body and Molly Ringwald appears to be a pretty good agony aunt/ Outro: Ana Moura - Desfado

Intro: Hookworms - The Impasse/ The most powerful dump, the new wild west, London is the worst, French farmers are the most hardcore rioters, clearing up the origin of the onion man, incidents at European theme parks, Russia's libdems may be slightly/very fascist, more neighbourhood feuds resolved, 2 dank 4 me, usher starts a sex cult for rap pariahs, what ever happened to Public Enemy? And pervert ghosts touch up women... maybe./ Outro: Destiny Opening

Powerglove - Blood Dragon Theme/ G's mysterious job on da streetz, the evil flip side of hipster rabbis, Bojack Horseman is about Tim Allan if he was a horse and it's great, over 2 years of podcasting, Captain America smells a bit like Hideo Kojima, going a bit too far down the comic book nerd rabbit hole, getting drugs delivered direct to your school, facebook is giving Simon terrible advice, we weigh in on #gamergate, more who's that anime and a man pulls down the wrong pair of pants /Bad Choices - Shout Out Out Out

Intro: Jake Chudnow - Shona // Diablo 3: Ultimate Nipple Ring Edition, white house cake annoys the Americans, Cake Boss is all TV Shows and Jesus, Taylor Swift makes shit music for terrible people and may be an eastern European pimp, the return of the EoM Neighbourhood Watch, Zack Snyder made a kids movie about psychologically scaring owl war, are the Bronies dying out? And G plays who's that anime?!// Outro: Abingdon Boys School - Strength

Intro: Megaman X Intro Stage Theme// 9 comes after 8 in the number alphabet,a very English barbecue, What's Peter Dinklage's game like?, next gen Dad shaming, G finally watches the Prestige, what it's like in Chris Nolan's house, a bumper crop of sex toy reviews, Taiwanese fascist pasta, one step closer to robot oblivion, a Bear, a brony and an Jehova's witness walk into a convention centre and the new goths on the block.// Outro: - Daniel Inhart - Huepa

Intro: Azaelia Banks- Esta Noche //messed up on being middle class, Jakie Chan and Jayden Smith love Chinese food, Camelot the failed theme park gets eaten by other theme parks, the many tiers of rag and bone men, incidents at British theme parks, the importance of soberly wearing pants, we must not allow the All-Uncle to become King, the post bakeoff chatoff, the only way to defeat shadow Simon is terrible, Batman and Robin is the best batman movie for some reason, becoming a social media hermit and Jumanji is severe fantasy terror// Outro: Ending theme to The Animals of Farthing Wood

Intro: Grange Hill Theme// Its been so long that we are now ghost Muppets, offensive sitcoms are finally finishes, Justin Beiber the swag lich has picked a fight with an elf (and lost), more incidents at american theme parks that may or may not prove that ghosts exist, there have been basically no movies for like 2 months, Simon's wife does not know One Direction so you can leave her alone now, the uncoolest dads, the most obscure cartoon references, the worst t-shirts, Nazi symbol removal/ cover up specialists, Tradesmen Vs Evil, Baby Narc and Christopher Walken is going to be a monkey as our multiverse collapses in on itself.// Outro: Moondog - Bird's Lament

Intro: Thin Lizzy - Showdown// While Simon spends some time moving into his new house take a listen to some scintillating behind the scenes audio where we discuss such topics as: Which Star Trek series is the best? How good is Assassins Creed? Dad Chat! Another dip into Zanu PF twitter, and the gross sound of Geraint eating a yogurt. It's the material they never wanted you to hear! Until they did. //Outro: Dan Meth - Wang Warriors

Intro: Tenacious D - Papagenu/ Japan finally bans (most) of the child pornography, but they still love Tom Cruise, Filk is bullshit stop it you guys, Promwatch uncovers a den of dirty teachers, 5SOS are our new SMFTP, the return of the EoM Neighborhood watch, sexy sex boat exposes serious airport security risk and simon watches some not sports./ Thao with the Get Down Stay Down - Bag of Hammers

Intro: De Mi Amor - Lonlon Nyeku// friday the 13th, megamoon and word cup fever AT THE SAME TIME, mind controlled exoskeleton tech is on the up, how desperate are drone teens for boob shots? Grandad Ford broke his ankle in his spaceship, Blues Brothers in space, new kids on the block are too hardcore for Al Qaeda, jaybubs finds Jesus in a bath tub with help from Usher, robocoasters are now a thing, Walt Disney World has the most magical crimes on earth, Cake Boss needs to take control of his fondant, G is part of the origin story of a bad con man, Simon has some opinions on Harry Potter and a boy is expelled from school for telling the truth// Outro: Theme to the Young Ones

Intro: Wu-Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M.// more maths facts with simon, hacking in the 90s with Watch_Dogs, Simon experiences a midnight game release, men will beat you up if you go to see One Direction, fuck the olds (we are the olds), Prom Watch 2014 shines a light on the Radest drunkest science teacher ever, Cornish man jerks off in shit for 8 years and we ask can a whiping cane be sadistic?// Outro: Todd Terje - Inspector Norse

Intro: The Kinks - Ape Man// Sex offender finally finds a job he loves, american border security knows you already, is my Barista dying? Terry Wogan may be next, Marinara sauce: that stuff aint right, gross satirical fast food, launching prom watch 2014, disarming pervdads with bears, Russian men think that beards are the universal symbol of the drag queen, the most racist Jeger ever, 16 year old student turns out to be 34, friends don't buy friends sex toys and our awesome guys of the week are spitting bullets and tripping balls// Outro: The Ramones - Sheena a Punk Rocker Now

Intro: Maxïmo Park - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)// a sans beverage breakfast show, Eurovision 2014 and learning about the EU, Life on Mars is set in the ancient days of 2006, Friends ended 10 years ago and then Yahoo tried to buy Google, the lost 2nd (and racist) verse of the sun has got his hat on, Tumblr needs to chill and BRONIES IN SPAAAACCCCE// Outro: Harry Mac McClintock - Big Rock Candy Mountains

Intro: Siriusmo - High Together// the (no nacho) Nacho Grande, Everyone in Manchester is becoming an MP while crime lords climb Ferris wheels, One pork pie, 17 porks, Chris Browns logical quandary, Harvard makes super paedo vampire mice, postman pat is in a blockbuster movie, Welsh Cartoons are the best and a sword dildo// Outro: The Divine Comedy - Gin Soaked Boy

Intro: LEN - Kids in America //Purple AKi is the best wrestler, Simon plays dark souls 2 and G doesn't understand why, Mass effect has the blandest dudes, Pierce Brosnan is Voldermort, CP30's weird human lips, simon misses the Expanded Universe and is mad as hell about it, are small people a valid hate crime target? nothing is home made, no one hand pops corn, the internet reviews FSoG nipple clamps, the Star Trek VHS boardgame and G's weird ass youtube favourites// Outro: SXY RKR - The One Who Is Grooving Now

Intro: Lamb - Scratch Bass// I don't sound like Moss from the IT crowd, Learning to be married, the King is a seasoned rapist, Simon's amazing american food adventure, the most haunted (board game) in Britain, baby vigilante turns own children in to police, picking sides in a civil war we know nothing about, preparing for the next big crash, Spanish village finally changes name from 'kill Jews', meeting Mr Cocaine, an Englishman in Hogsmead, kill all the cats, G hates the ancient Egyptians and porn star social networking is bizarre// Outro: Barry Gray Orchestra - The Mysterons Theme

Intro: THE ART OF NOISE (Feat. MAX HEADROOM) - PARANOIMIA 1986// Weddings and trains, Carling is stealing everything, more sex toy reviews, G's Erotic Emporium, Miley Cyrus and the Fist of Adonis, Seinfeld is genuinely concerned, a Megazord of shit music for terrible people, G sees a weird ass T, Venus Bro Traps, awesome tank of the week, Pacific Rim news and WTF DC?// Outro: Editors - Munich

Intro: The Clash - Radio Clash// Radio Guilla Chiwawas are taking over Arizona, Dogs are basically wolves, Putin appears to have been reading a lot of Tom Clancy, old/new America's Next top Model is back and Tyra Banks may be a Lich, Porn MD may actually be useful for something, while Twitch wins Pokemon while new pokemon gradually goes insane. Geraint's universal law of toilets, What's your piss jam, we get really confused about Duran Duran and Roger Moore, Simon's Tiesto plan, daring sex acts, discussing bold penis tattoos, getting excited for Wrestlemania and Hulk Hogan is starting to fall apart.// Outro: Dog Panic - Calp

Intro: Pizzicato 5 - Twiggy Twiggy// Prince is a crazy funky guy, post stag do debrief, the lego movie is amazing but cinema ad, Her is not a rom-com, 80s Robots are directing traffic in the DRC, it's time to talk about The Matrix, the worst neighbour ever may be living the american dream, 16 year old is now a sex offender for no reason and- pornhub users say the darnedest things, // Outro: Cake - Shadow Stabbing

A same room stag do podcast, the south is underwater but the Midlands are still too bland, an insight into married life with Simon, reading up on sex toy reviews, no food is actually food, Science proves that Voldermort loves chilli, Frimpton is too good for Aldi and the conservatives have a massive boner for denying things that are definitely happening./ Outro: Two Fingers - Keman Rhythm