Blah Wars: A Star Wars Podcast

The Whistleblower Speaks! Someone claiming to be an Star Wars insider has revealed all in an astonishing Reddit post which claims to be the true story behind the making of the latest film. John goes through it line by line in this one off episode. Link to the original Reddit thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/saltierthancrait/comments/ej5w6f/can_we_all_agree_that_even_if_the_jjcut_is_a_real/

It's the 2019 Christmas Special. This was recorded after we saw The Rise Of Skywalker, I don't think it contains any spoilers or even discussion about the movie. We exchange presents and sing some Karaoke songs.

It's the day after we saw The Rise Of Skywalker. John's frustrated that there are many things in the film that don't really make sense... 

John and Jude review and discuss the new film, the first ten minutes are spoiler free, but then we unleash the spoilers. 

This episode features a staggering 18 minute off-topic cold-open intro. So if you don't have a sense of humour and hate hearing us talk about anything other than Star Wars jump to the 18 minute mark. This episode also contains some foul sexual imagery which may offend, so maybe don't bother about this one if you're THAT person? Join us on Thursday for the genital-warts-and-all expose review of the new movie.

John reviews the fifth episode of The Mandalorian, which sucked!

John and Jude get together to discuss Anthony Daniel's book, hear Jude's opinion on the Mandalorian, John begs you all to check out Nirvanna The Band The Show and hear about Jude's car crash! Loads more besides. Recorded in an incredibly noisy branch of Bill's. Thanks Bill's.

John reviews the fourth episode of The Mandalorian

John reviews the third episode of The Mandalorian!

John reviews the second episode of The Mandalorian 

Cocknose, Retro-Landspeeders, Life Day, Carbonite slabs, Tatooine and Yoda babies.... This show is crammed with Original Trilogy nostalgia porn. John reviews the first episode of.. The Mandalorian. Contains spoilers, obviously.

John and Jude open the show up to the public for this Pot Noodle packed call-in show, live on YouTube.

John and Jude breakdown the brand new Rise Of Skywalker trailer over breakfast!

John and Jude reform for the first time in months to provide the first of six final episodes leading up to the release of The Rise Of Skywalker. We have lots to talk about in this hour long roundup of the latest news.

We present this special episode of Blah Wars recorded live on YouTube. You can either listen to the show or head over to YouTube to watch it for yourself here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kre3rBwcaJw    

John and Jude are joined by their friend Sam and the three of discuss discuss camping, French toilets, weirdos on instagram and other bits, before answering your Would You Rather questions. We also answer some of Richard Herring's Emergency Questions from his book 1001 Emergency Questions. Tickets for Blah Wars LIVE: https://www.tickettext.co.uk/blah-wars/blah-wars-live-27072019/ Emergency Questions: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Emergency-Questions-1001-conversation-savers-situation/dp/0751574392

While Jude is on holiday, Bradie Tippetts returns with mad facts about practically everything and we're also joined by friend of the show Kim Williams for some serious Star Wars discussion and questions from listeners.  Blah Wars LIVE 2 tickets: https://www.tickettext.co.uk/blah-wars/blah-wars-live-17112018/

A steroid-pumped John has bounced back from a breif period of illness but Jude is burned out from being a Dad and pretend husband. The June weather is miserable, but we’re recording this episode outside The Griffin public house, in Shoreditch. We talk about the Women’s Football World Cup and Jude runs into an old colleague, who briefly joins us on the show. After a quick pint, we move to the peaceful surroundings of Mark Square where we discuss Rey’s origins and John pitches his idea for a groundbreaking form of transportation that could revolutionise the travel industry. We’ve also got updates on Weird Paul and Richard Herring’s Richard E Grant interview!

John and Jude discuss Galaxy's Edge among other things. This week's show was recorded in a noisy pub and at the end we go for a bit of a walk in search of food. Quite enjoyed the walk, maybe we'll record a whole show on the move like this?

Vanity Fair have released a huge behind-the-scenes look at The Rise Of Skywalker, in which they feature some glorious photos of the cast and characters, confirm a few names of people and planets. We pour over the pics and speculate as to the direction this final chapter will take. Tickets for Blah Wars LIVE 2 are here: https://www.tickettext.co.uk/blah-wars/blah-wars-live-27072019/ Blah Wars Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/blahwars Vanity Fair Photos: https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2019/05/star-wars-cover-story?verso=true