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This week, Hannah chats with her gal pals and the hosts of the hit history podcast Right Answers Mostly, Tess Bellomo and Claire Donald! Inspired by the 2004 Vanessa Carlton song “White Houses”, the girlies dive into their nostalgic summer stories of young love, coming of age, and finding themselves. Get an ice cream cone, roll the windows down, and get ready to celebrate girlhood, because WE’RE GOING THERE, HONEY! Follow Tess & Claire!: @RightAnswersMostly, @TessBellomo, @ClaireJDonaldListen to Right Answers Mostly wherever you get your podcasts!Follow Hannah!: @HannahAaronBrownWant to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email the podcast at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com!

This week, Hannah sits down with actor, writer, and intimacy coordinator Sydneey René Cox to talk all things boundaries.. Sydney unpacks the art of saying no, how to spot fawning behavior, break out of people-pleasing patterns, and start advocating for yourself (without having a menty b). Whether you’re dealing with an open floor plan at work(!!!!), a codependent friend, or a toxic ex, this episode is your permission slip to speak up. Because nothing is hotter than having boundaries! HELPFUL LINKS!Follow Sydney René Cox on Instagram @SydneyReneCox! Brene Brown: Sympathy vs. Empathy Brene Brown’s Vulnerability Ted TalkOTHER INFO: Follow Hannah across platforms @ HannahAaronbrownWant to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Send us an email at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com! 

In this particularly unhinged episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah touches on her missteps during a Fourth of July visit to KC, makes a strong case for “the annoying tax”, goes OFF about TikTok’s “Princess Treatment” conversation, and more! Shop Hannah’s Athleta StorefrontUpcoming Standup Shows:Lawless Brewing - 7/13Hollywood Comedy - 7/19Yamashiro Hollywood - 7/22Listen to Hannah recap And Just Like That on Everything Iconic! Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on all platforms Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email the pod at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com!

This week, Hannah discusses a transformative trip to Chicago for her college reunion, reflects on personal growth, the evolution of friendships, and the importance of just being f*cking NICE! She also cries over Tiny Chef’s recent cancellation, reframes what it means to “be impressive”, and talks about how to be the coolest person in an airport lounge! SAVE TINY CHEF!!!Hannah's New Athleta StorefrontUpcoming Standup Shows:Hollywood Comedy - 7/19Yamashiro LA - 7/22Listen to Hannah recap And Just Like That on Everything Iconic! Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on all platforms!

HEY WORMY WORMERS! IT'S WELLNESS CHECK WEDNESDAY! This week, Hannah harnesses her unhinged and mostly healed perspective to discuss maintaining your mojo when you live with your sig other, feeling hot when your body changes, jealousy, and more!Follow @HannahAaronBrown on TikTok, IG, and Substack! ⁠⁠Listen to Hannah recap And Just Like That on Everything Iconic!Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email the pod at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com!

This week we’re talking all things HOT GIRL SUMMER 2025!!! From fashion to beauty trends and upcoming music and movies, Hannah covers it all. She also recounts a harrowing tale from her luteal phase, discusses why she’s triggered by the mass influencer exodus from LA and weighs in on Sabrina Carpenter’s new album cover! Shop Hannah’s Faves from the Episode!: Beauty Must-HavesSummer Fashion & JewelryCreators: Allison BornsteinKJ JohnsenJen Knows BestMeg SircarOlivia_Sara23Hot Girl Brands: NST StudioBag CrapKingstreet StudiosCommon AceListen to Hannah recap And Just Like That on Everything Iconic!Follow Hannah on TikTok, Instagram, and Youtube @HannahAaronBrown! Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email the pod at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com!

 ​​In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah discusses being hot for her upcoming college reunion, reflects on the importance of gratitude, and shares her thoughts on Rachel Zoe joining the RHOBH cast! She also encourages social media stalking with reckless abandon, and celebrates her obsession with f*cked up smut. #CredenceListen to Hannah recap And Just Like That on Everything Iconic!Follow Hannah on TikTok, Instagram, and Youtube @HannahAaronBrown! Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email the pod at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com!

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah is joined by friend of the pod, content creator, comic and host of the hit podcast Who Asked Me, Selle Brooks to discuss the harrowing tales of their experiences in hospitality! They discuss the unhinged tales of their restaurant jobs and don’t hold back, covering everything from juicy workplace gossip to hungover brunch shifts, and even why hooking up with managers is in fact NOT the move! Enjoy the episode, and don’t ask us to watch the Bear. FOLLOW SELLE!:Listen to Selle’s podcast Who Asked Me! Instagram: @WhoAskedSelle, @WhoAskedMePodcast TikTok: @WhoAskedSelleYoutube: @WhoAskedSelleCheck out Hannah’s guest appearance this week on Right Answers Mostly to talk about Lena Dunham’s GIRLS! Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack, Youtube)Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com! TIMESTAMPS:Welcome & Paige’s new sleepwear line DAPHNE! 0:00 - 7:00Harrowing Hospitality Tales- 7:

IT’S OFFICIALLY SUMMER and Hannah is both thrilled and crashing out over it! This week, she discusses the unfair pressure to be both social AND hot in the summer, navigating loneliness, making boundaries, and using your inner child as your summer spirit guide. She also discusses Jonathan Bailey’s appearance in the new Jurassic Park movie, her eternal love for Steve Madden, and more! Check out Hannah on Bitch is Better!Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack)Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com!

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah is joined by friends of the pod Sloane Steele and Zach Mellen from Mummy Dearest Podcast to discuss an unhinged variety of topics including but not limited to Sloane’s recent boob lift, TikTok gossip, and the dark but hilarious truths of being children of divorce! They also celebrate the criminally underrated 90’s coming-of-age film Simon Birch, and in this week’s GROW UP! segment, Zach and Sloane share a shocking revelation!Follow Zach and Sloane at @MummyDearestPodcast, @ZachMellen and @IAmSloaneSteele, and check out their podcast Mummy Dearest wherever you get your pods! Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack)Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com! TIMESTAMPS:Welcome & catching up - 0:00 - 8:46TikTok gossip - 8:47 - 30:11Children of divorce nostalgia - 30:12 - 52:27Random hypotheticals  - 52:28 - 55:33GROW UP! & loveyoubye!!! - 55:34 - End

In this episode, Hannah talks about finding ease and creativity, and reflects on her Mother’s Day crashout and recent music festival experience! She also recaps her sister’s visit to LA, touches on the #ChicagoPope, weighs in on Tinx & Lexi’s tense WWHL appearance, and tells the harrowing tale of her brush with diarrhea at The Americana!Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack)Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com! TIMESTAMPS:Welcome & a vibey new hot girl mantra - 0:00 - 4:15Finding play in adulthood - 4:16 - 5:36Mother’s Day recap - 5:37 - 10:01Pop culture & random thoughts - 10:02 - 23:32Sister time recap & signs from beyond! - 23:33 - 35:02GROW UP!, closing comments and loveyoubye! - 35:03 - End

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah discusses the emotional waves surrounding holidays like Mother's Day and Father's Day, offering insights on coping with grief and sadness. She also dissects the difference between "sexy nude" and "hospital nude", freaks out over Charli XCX's social media mind games, and introduces her 'Sad Girl Itinerary': an agenda to help the not aspirational community navigate difficult days with a mix of structure, flexibility, self-care, and community support. Hang in there hot girls: you’re not alone! Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack)Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com! TIMESTAMPS:Welcome, Not Aspirational Story Time & Lorde/Brat Summer 2.0 - 0:00 - 13:57GROW UP! - 13:58 - 17:18Vulnerability Time!!! - 17:19 - 18:28Sad Girl Itinerary for Difficult Days - 18:29 - 32:00Closing comments and loveyoubye! - 32:01 - End

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah is joined by friend, author, actor, and host of Everything Iconic Danny Pellegrino for a Not Aspirational catch up! They discuss their shared Midwestern roots, how (quite frankly) everything is a nightmare right now, and complain about everything from the entertainment industry to Whole Foods to fast food culture! They also touch on navigating life in your thirties and share their hopes for the upcoming season of And Just Like That! No timestamps because in true Hannah and Danny fashion, we did not stay on any topic for more than 2 minutes at a time! Follow Danny across platforms @DannyPellegrino! Watch full episodes on Youtube! Subscribe to Hannah’s Substack Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack)Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com!

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah is feeling particularly low AND unhinged. She discusses the super unfair challenges of adult responsibilities and recounts the humiliating experience of almost being scammed online. She also tells the tale of her harrowing experience watching The Valley premiere at Jax’s Studio City, and tries to salvage the vibes by offering practical tips on how to feel empowered in the workplace! TIMESTAMPS: Welcome! - 0:00 - 2:09Not Aspirational story time/vent sesh - 2:10 - 21:20How to feel empowered in the workplace - 21:22 - 38:17GROW UP & Loveyoubye! - 38:18 - EndWatch full episodes on Youtube! Subscribe to Hannah’s Substack Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack)Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com!

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah shares her thoughts on her irrational fear of accidentally going live while taking a sh*t, self-tanning tips, and her intentions of having the ultimate Brat summer starting now. She also touches on pop culture events like the return of The Valley, Coachella, and Katy Perry's recent insufferable adventure to outer space! TIMESTAMPS:A very chaotic welcome!  - 0:00 - 6:58Housekeeping! - 6:59 - 8:37Pop Culture stuff - 8:38 - 26:45GROW UP! - 26:46 - 30:33Closing remarks + LOVEYOUBYE! - 30:34 - EndTIX FOR UPCOMING STANDUP SHOWS: ⁠4/20: Haha Comedy Club⁠Watch full episodes on ⁠Youtube⁠! Subscribe to Hannah’s ⁠Substack ⁠Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack)Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at ⁠NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com⁠! 

In this week’s episode, host Hannah is joined by friend of the pod and host of Bitch is Better Raven James to discuss group chats, old jobs, girls dinner etiquette AND MORE! They also delve into the importance (or lack thereof) of job titles and LinkedIn, TikTok drama, and why sometimes it’s okay (and in fact necessary) to be a liiiittle b*tchy. TIMESTAMPS:Welcome & A Sensible Crash Out - 0:00 - 9:50Apple's New Scheduling Text Message Feature - 9:51 - 13:00 "The Group Chat" & Girls Night Out Etiquette - 13:01 - 20:07Group Chat Etiquette & Toxic Jobs - 20:08 - 30:01Raging Against LinkedIn!!!! - 30:02 - 32:22Friend or Opp?- 32:23 - 36:26 The VIP List, Semma, & Rage Bait - 36:27 - 40:46 Sh*dowB*anned & Bummer Moods 40:47 - 43:27GROW UP!: Seggualizing Food & Drinks - 43:28 - 47:40Outro & LOVEYOUBYE! - 47:41 - EndHELPFUL LINKS:⁠Follow Raven @ MainlyRaven⁠⁠Listen to Raven’s Podcast Bitch is Better! ⁠Watch full episodes on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠! Subscribe to Hannah’s ⁠⁠Substack ⁠⁠Follow Hannah @Han

In this episode of 'Not Aspirational,' host Hannah reflects on a recent not aspirational moment in a gift shop, discusses the concept of 'falling asleep boyfriends,' pop culture happenings, and salivates over the excitement of planning a college reunion. Finally, she gives her two cents on what makes people annoying and what makes people hot! TIMESTAMPS:OHMYGODHI!  - 0:00 - 2:13Not Aspirational Anecdotes & Falling Asleep Boyfriends - 2:14 - 11:57Pop Culture Catch Up - 11:58 - 31:25What Makes Already Annoying People More Annoying - 31:26 - 41:01What Makes People Hot - 41:02 - 46:20Closing thoughts and loveyoubye! - 46:21 - EndTIX FOR UPCOMING STANDUP SHOWS: 4/20: Haha Comedy ClubWatch full episodes on Youtube! Subscribe to Hannah’s Substack Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack)Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com!

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah talks all about her journey with self-improvement and manifestation! In true #notaspirational fashion, she also shares her struggles with procrastination, unhinged online criticism, and the importance of self-reflection. From her personal experience with manifestation to practical tips for every day, Hannah explores the journey of self-discovery, embracing the human experience, and navigating imposter syndrome, because everyone is worthy of living their dreams and embodying their best selves. <3 TIMESTAMPS:Checking in & TV Recs  - 0:00 - 5:35Did I just get canceled over reality TV? - 5:36 - 12:20My Manifestation Journey - 12:21 - 22:43Manifestation Tips - 22:44 - 46:27Closing thoughts and loveyoubye! - 46:28 - EndTIX FOR UPCOMING STANDUP SHOWS: 4/20: Haha Comedy ClubHANNAH’S RECENT PODCAST APPEARANCES!:Bravo! We’re Black! Who Asked Me? OTHER HELPFUL LINKS:Hannah’s New Favorite LeggingsThe incredible Lexie Wilson! To Be MagneticWatch full episodes on Youtube! 

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah Brown indulges in a solid kvetch sesh to complain about the struggles of finding/affording good gym clothes, her recent stomach bug, and how doing your makeup like Gabriette at 5:30 on a Monday morning might not be the move. She also dives into your Wellness Check Wednesday questions, covering everything from what to wear to an August wedding and how there’s no shame in being vain! Loving the pod? Leave it a rating and a review!TIX FOR UPCOMING STANDUP SHOWS: 3/23: Flappers Burbank 4/20: Haha Comedy ClubFollow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack)Watch full episodes on Youtube! Subscribe to Hannah’s Substack: TIMESTAMPS:Kvetch Sesh  - 0:00 - 18:47Wellness Check Wednesday - 18:48 - 36:48Goodbye & Shameless Plugs - 36:49 - End

This week, Hannah recounts one of the best weekends of her adult life, tells the tale of her very first standup show, and discusses the h*rny summer music she’s into, TV shows she’s enjoying making fun of, and digs into a bit of pop culture (aka why she's wildly triggered by Jesse Solomon)! Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack)Watch full episodes on Youtube! TIMESTAMPS:Weekend Recap and Hannah’s Standup Journey - 0:00 - 11:51The Importance of Blocking and Making Boundaries - 11:52 - 15:08Quick Manifestation Tange - 15:09 - 18:32What Hannah’s Consuming (Food, TV, Music & Pop Culture) - 18:33 - 36:08Saying Bye! - 36:09 - End