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It's important to believe you are fritos. We want to build our lives around you, sexy.

We don't need another hero. We don't need another way home. We just need a manic depressive lion with a sniper rifle. In thunderdome.

Whatcha gonna do when you get outta jail, Joshie?

Remember the time when Andy left Mayberry in a rocket ship made of scrap metal and rat droppings? Matt and Mike do. So does Pepperidge Farms. Word to the Bunyip.

 Mike's mike is low, but we're not. Lend us your ear, Catfish.

Jeremiah, Mike, and Matt need you to stop tweaking the shark's nipples.  Music: Incubus, "Battlestar Scratchalactica"

Jeremiah, Mike, and Matt knows you'll have to put that porcupine down, eventually.  Opening Music: Modest Mouse "Fire it Up"

Jeremiah, Matt, and Mike think some places just have that kind of reputation.  Intro/outro music: Torche - "Loose Men"

Don't eat 'em if you don't want 'em.

Happy 4/20: Mike, Jeremiah, and Matt believe in you. Your magic is real. And Cookie Puss. We believe in Cookie Puss, too. Visit Magnolia MMA at Facebook.com/magnoliamma

Mike, Matt, and Jeremiah can see your stripes, allegedly.

Jeremiah, Mike, and Matt want to know if you'd fight for a plate of ribs. They're good ribs.

The boys talk fights, burning bridges, and chronic coughing fits.

I got you where I want you... with Matt, Mike, and Jeremiah. The guys talk dictators and weird hair, television, and fighting. Lots of fighting. NSFW.

Matt and Mike do what Matt and Mike do. Today's topics: Matt hates Thanksgiving. We are all Uncle Al. The political expediency of witchcraft. The existential dilemmas inherent in teleportation.