Gamer Bullsh_t

The snores of the pig man have revealed the secrets known only to the two people called Jacob and Austin. They were scouring the wasteland in a futile attempt to desecrate the dead's graves. They were exiled and taken to their home location to be beaten to sense again and do the podcast once more.

This episode we discuss Nintendo's patent that surfaced on the internet, the poor Vita, and some upcoming games! We almost lost each other during this episode, but don't worry, we got it out for you. Hope you enjoy!

Forgive us for the obnoxious intro, Batman decided to screw up Jacob's bathroom while cleaning it. He's a terrible toilet cleaner so Jacob had to leave to beat Batman and teach him how it's done. That's why we had to restart the podcast, but don't worry everything turned out peachy just like sitting out by the pool on a sunny day with some pie.

We decided to return to our podcasting duties for you all because we felt like you wanted to hear our poop. Without further ado, we share with you the 11th episode of Gamer Bullsh_t where we discuss varying topics from destructible environments in Crackdown 3, Until Dawn's strict auto saving, and many more. It's life!!! 

We discuss how Doom can be relevant in the modern gaming world because the market is so saturated with first person shooters. Jacob is also a weiner head and Austin is a corny loser.

We pay respects to Satoru Iwata, the recently deceased CEO of Nintendo. Then we decide to go on a major Nintendo nostalgia trip. Things get weird.

Yo momma decided to eat a sandwich we bought cause she likes to scare us with that mouth of her's. Those big, pearly white chompers... Actually we just decided to discuss the best games out so far this year, horror games, and maybe a sandwich. Who knows? 

The Kool Aid man sneaks into the podcast and decides to smack us silly with his immersion. Not really, but that's what happens when you act like an idiot. Jacob may have had a nerdgasm as well.

This week we discuss Batman and what can happen in Gotham! Notice, children should not listen due to mature themes only allowed in the DC Universe ever. Also, we may have discussed food. Forgive us we know not what we do. 

E3 has happened and it exploded with excitement and announcements! Jacob and Austin inform what happened, their opinions on the press conferences, and go a little off topic cause they're silly. 

In this episode of Gamer Bullsh_t, Austin and Jacob are lost literally and figuratively. Their topics suck and their vulgarity grows. You have been warned.

On this episode of Gamer Bullshit, Jacob and Austin discuss the announcement of Fallout 4, a neat early access game called Lego Worlds, and we end the podcast with our favorite games from last gen.

Jacob and Austin begin their very first endeavor into podcasting featuring topics of Mortal Kombat X, The Witcher 3, and other topics. Forgive our mistakes, but we are new to this and want to build a foundation and continue to learn to do better.