Keys Bartender

Several days before opening the Florida Keys to the Mainland addresses the wearing of masks. Whether it be etiquette, safety, or politics here are my thoughts, for what they are worth.

Steve of Key Largo Comics discuss on-line porn contributing to the desentization of the general populace We talk oldtime Super Hero types. Why jump when you can fly? Jim gets distracted while buying condoms at a 7-11.

Papa Joe and Jim speak to the gradual opening of the Keys and how weird it feels. The backlash against on-line delivery apps from restaurants increases.

A carnival of confusion begins this episode as we wrangle our guest co-hosts Lee Sharp and Jim Brock.What does your avatar say about your self perception? Lee is very sad to see a closed Strip Club and Jim H. thinks a podcast would be perfect media for a strip club. In Memphis Strip Clubs are called Shake Junts. Lee almost went on a date with a roller skating stripper at Starbuck's and we find out the distance Lee will go on a date. It is not that far. A new compliment is calling a girl 90 miles pretty. We hear about Jim Brock's story of being the recipient a Call Girl's appointment request.

Papa Joe and Jim discuss the further opening of the Keys as Jim's work reopens. We learn some people have a hard time following rules. Tasing someone doesn't have to be a sad thing. Podcasting can be used as a tool to fight chronic masturbation. The phrase Jim was looking for was good hand hygiene practices and it just came to him after he finished the show.

On this solo show Jim gives the Covid-19 opening update for the Florida Keys. He speculates on what returning to work will be like tonight. Different strategies are implied to increase listener-ship after a message from a Canadian listener. One is to make-up a titillating episode title like the one here. A Reddit post about a man, a potato, and poor comedy planning.

Jim begins show sending out thank yous to the small but historical Washington, VA that has the distinction of having 6 downloads per ca pita. We have a random listener JRON from Nova Scotia happen upon our live show. We find out interesting information about the titling of Episodes that could make the shows more titillating.

Papa Joe and Jim discuss trying to get a little trim. Can men go into sync on their haircuts. Jim recounts a woman's Epic Waffle House- Reddit story that has Freudian implications out the wingwang. If you want to know how stupid your date is take them to a Ripley's Museum.

Jim and Lee are briefly disconnected. Lee has his first gig in 53 days as a homeless gentleman makes music request. The prospects of a show from a gentleman's club is considered and Jim wonders if he can fit in the large Red Shoe that is dropped on New Years in Key West.Topics include lazy birds, drone deliveries, peeping tom laws, and the Dukes of Hazard.

Papa Joe joins Jim as the Keys are in Phase 1-1/2 and what that means.What do we learn about foreign nationals that 90 Day Fiance from the Learning Channel can tell us? Do you think that a giant tech online delivery service will save privately owned restaurants? Yes, and the girl giving you a table dance really likes you.

Jim sends a shout to Ketchikan, Alaska. A future next Twin City of Key Largo? Televangelist attempt to circumvent the pandemic. Pat Robertson has an interesting yet flawed theory on the origins of the virus. Some people are not skilled with follow-up questions.

Papa Joe and Jim look to Poland and the small village of Ninadowka after they are snubbed by a town in Holland. Before we get to see how Jim is eager to sell out we have to endure 10 minutes of lecture on racial injustice. Jim ends the show with a narration of his theme music. Check out the great CBD products of Da Kind at www.dakind.com

No funny stuff in this Episode. Papa Joe and Jim interview Mayor Teri Johnston of Key West. We discuss the ongoing management of the pandemic in Key West and plans for the future. Key West is very fortunate to have Teri at the helm. It looks as if there could be light at the end of the tunnel.

Lee joins Jim for a heartfelt goodbye to that town in South Holland, that's if there is not a reciprocal return of attention. Reciprocity would be 20 new listeners from Holland and a maybe an Aurograph picture of Carice Van Houton(Milisandre). We explain to new people who may move to the Keys not to be too paranoid about all the Helicopters. We go over some nuances in english language, directed to one listener in particular. Bartek from Krasna, Poland. He is trying to learn English listening to this podcast, good luck with all that. Check out the CBD and CBG pri0ducts available from Da Kind at www.dakind.com

Jim brings together old friends, emphasis on"old", Jack the Dentist and Joel the Psychologist. We catch up on Keys happenings and do some dream interpretation. The subject of Leiderdorp pops up and why not it is only the most exciting town in all of Holland. Check out Da Kind www.dakind.com for all your CBD and CBG needs.

Jim and Papa Joe discuss the opening of businesses in the Keys without opening the Keys to tourism. We don't forget to do our Leiderdorp segment featuring the lovely Malisandre from Game of Thrones, Carice Van Houten, a Leiderdorper. Jim has Joe do a drunken Mad-Lib. Who is Nick Cave and what is a Murder Ballad? The flag of Leiderdorp has 2 keys and a body of water if that isn't fate I don't know what it is.Please check out all the CBD and CBG products offered by Da Kind at www.dakind.com .

Steve joins Jim on this episode with an all Leiderdorp opening. It appears as the obsession continues with this town in West Holland or is it Southern Netherlands. We also discuss a comedy series and a movie on Netflix, Derry Girls and Good Boys. What are the Zoom protocols that we'll eventually see violated on You Tube? If you are interested in CBG products go to www.dakind.com.

Papa Joe and Jim discuss the dearth of hens in Key Largo's shopping district. Google search items have changed since the pandemic and the U.S. has got weird priorities. We have some listeners in Leiderdorp, Netherlands so they decide to send some them love and makes the an offer. After declaring himself Mayor of Key Largo, Jim proposes that Leiderdorp and Key Largo become sister cities. If you are interested in CBG products go to our friends at www.dakind.com.

We experience our first remote 3-way, it was only guys, too bad. Lee Sharp and Jim Brock discuss our bully president, djt supporters, space nazis, slavery and some drugs Jim never heard of. Check out CBG products available from Da Kind, www.dakind.com .

Daniel Horton-Diaz joins us today. He is running to be the Democratic candidate for the Florida State Senate Dist.39 which represents Monroe County and parts of Dade County. We find out his views on issues that concern Monroe County. We also see why Jim is not working as a moderator at a political round table discussion. You can find out more about Daniel at www.danielforflorida.comAlso if you would like to find out about the CBG products offered by Da Kind : www.dakind.com