Keys Bartender

Yes it the 300th Episode give or take some special episodes. Jim decides to go live for this episode.

Well Florida is #1 for a change. Yes we have the most new cases of Covid-19, take that Andrew Cuomo! It is easy coming up with conspiracy theories. We say hello to old and new friends. Shout outs to The Foundation Bar in Milwaukee and to Ralph and Ava's Public House in Moorestown, IN.

Papa Joe and Jim discuss the ruling by Monroe County to require the wearing of Masks in the Florida Keys. Some people view the requirement as an infringement on their rights but they also view a ban on open carry AK-47s as an infringement. Jim sends a shout out to Carol and Charles to listeners from Milwaukee who came by for a visit. Joe does'nt like chick flicks.

Jim and Steve share stories about the phased reopening of the Florida Keys. A woman blurts out a disjointed bigotry before coming back to the restaurant and throwing a shot fit, brilliant.

Jim gives a hopefully brief description of his ongoing journey through the healthcare world to get a tumor removed. When you mix denial with a lack of health insurance there is sure to be some laughs.

Jim and Steve ruminate on the the opening of the Keys to tourism. Do people really want to go back to their shitty jobs, are they afraid, or are they just lazy? How do strippers support themselves when the clubs are closed?

Several days before opening the Florida Keys to the Mainland addresses the wearing of masks. Whether it be etiquette, safety, or politics here are my thoughts, for what they are worth.

Steve of Key Largo Comics discuss on-line porn contributing to the desentization of the general populace We talk oldtime Super Hero types. Why jump when you can fly? Jim gets distracted while buying condoms at a 7-11.

Papa Joe and Jim speak to the gradual opening of the Keys and how weird it feels. The backlash against on-line delivery apps from restaurants increases.

A carnival of confusion begins this episode as we wrangle our guest co-hosts Lee Sharp and Jim Brock.What does your avatar say about your self perception? Lee is very sad to see a closed Strip Club and Jim H. thinks a podcast would be perfect media for a strip club. In Memphis Strip Clubs are called Shake Junts. Lee almost went on a date with a roller skating stripper at Starbuck's and we find out the distance Lee will go on a date. It is not that far. A new compliment is calling a girl 90 miles pretty. We hear about Jim Brock's story of being the recipient a Call Girl's appointment request.

Papa Joe and Jim discuss the further opening of the Keys as Jim's work reopens. We learn some people have a hard time following rules. Tasing someone doesn't have to be a sad thing. Podcasting can be used as a tool to fight chronic masturbation. The phrase Jim was looking for was good hand hygiene practices and it just came to him after he finished the show.

On this solo show Jim gives the Covid-19 opening update for the Florida Keys. He speculates on what returning to work will be like tonight. Different strategies are implied to increase listener-ship after a message from a Canadian listener. One is to make-up a titillating episode title like the one here. A Reddit post about a man, a potato, and poor comedy planning.

Jim begins show sending out thank yous to the small but historical Washington, VA that has the distinction of having 6 downloads per ca pita. We have a random listener JRON from Nova Scotia happen upon our live show. We find out interesting information about the titling of Episodes that could make the shows more titillating.

Papa Joe and Jim discuss trying to get a little trim. Can men go into sync on their haircuts. Jim recounts a woman's Epic Waffle House- Reddit story that has Freudian implications out the wingwang. If you want to know how stupid your date is take them to a Ripley's Museum.

Jim and Lee are briefly disconnected. Lee has his first gig in 53 days as a homeless gentleman makes music request. The prospects of a show from a gentleman's club is considered and Jim wonders if he can fit in the large Red Shoe that is dropped on New Years in Key West.Topics include lazy birds, drone deliveries, peeping tom laws, and the Dukes of Hazard.

Papa Joe joins Jim as the Keys are in Phase 1-1/2 and what that means.What do we learn about foreign nationals that 90 Day Fiance from the Learning Channel can tell us? Do you think that a giant tech online delivery service will save privately owned restaurants? Yes, and the girl giving you a table dance really likes you.