Keys Bartender

Air conditioning allows humans to make more bad decisions.

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Jim recounts a Zoom Meeting by the Monroe County, Florida Board of County Commissioners. Political theater at it's best, we see elected officials not doing all to insure the health and well being of their constituents.

The Florida Keys are busy still even with the explosion of new cases in the State. There are power outages, surgeries being cancelled, and horny people wanting to hook-up but Jim seems to think it is all bad.

Well it's Florida just behaving like Florida again. Jim recounts the doings in the Keys and elsewhere this past 4th of July.

Jim and Steve(Key Largo Comics) talk about the slow approaching disaster which is the July 4th weekend in the Keys. Yes, Florida is moving ahead without a statewide mask mandate. Hilarity insues as a bumbling governor takes his cues from the orange oompa loompa in D.C. and sees no need to ask people to cover up.

Disclaimer - this episode originates on the time of airing from a rumor, if true the disclaimer will be removed.

Yes it the 300th Episode give or take some special episodes. Jim decides to go live for this episode.

Well Florida is #1 for a change. Yes we have the most new cases of Covid-19, take that Andrew Cuomo! It is easy coming up with conspiracy theories. We say hello to old and new friends. Shout outs to The Foundation Bar in Milwaukee and to Ralph and Ava's Public House in Moorestown, IN.

Papa Joe and Jim discuss the ruling by Monroe County to require the wearing of Masks in the Florida Keys. Some people view the requirement as an infringement on their rights but they also view a ban on open carry AK-47s as an infringement. Jim sends a shout out to Carol and Charles to listeners from Milwaukee who came by for a visit. Joe does'nt like chick flicks.

Jim and Steve share stories about the phased reopening of the Florida Keys. A woman blurts out a disjointed bigotry before coming back to the restaurant and throwing a shot fit, brilliant.

Jim gives a hopefully brief description of his ongoing journey through the healthcare world to get a tumor removed. When you mix denial with a lack of health insurance there is sure to be some laughs.

Jim and Steve ruminate on the the opening of the Keys to tourism. Do people really want to go back to their shitty jobs, are they afraid, or are they just lazy? How do strippers support themselves when the clubs are closed?