Keys Bartender

Well we had a shark attack, someone dies while snorkeling, and tourists are still coming down. Papa Joe tells us about a reservation that totally misses the mark. Jim tells us about his upcoming surgery. Finally we learn how to properly slit a throat.

Memories of a High School reunion causes Jim to reflect on how people and things do change. This turns into a reflection on how we view the world.

"Priests and nuns and popes better scurry when I'm out with the Surrey with the fringe on top" Jim tells Joe about a pleasant attitude adjustment after an unfortunate encounter with a mask-hole. They discuss rewrites for classic musicals and how some people only get half the story.

Jim's attitude is turned around by some visitors to the Bar, Papa Joe critiques Jim's plan to rewrite classic musical. If listening live call in (407) 392-4563 or for international listeners live: 9c284bc8976a542b#apple

Jim and Papa Joe give you a Keys update. Jim buys a new couch and of course he has to share his experience. Weird concepts for tv shows are not a new phenomena. Call in when live (407) 392-4563 or send questions or comments to jim@keysbartender.com.

These two subjects have little to do with each other except you don't want to be caught having Ghost Sex at work. Probably be a good idea not to be caught having ghost sex at all, eapecially by a ghost you are in a relationship with.

Lee Sharp and Jim talk about the end of tourist. Live shows are not making the impact Jim expected and the future does not look bright for AM Radio.

(407) 392-4563 We talk about another NETFLIX show "Cobra Kai"

Jim and Papa Joe discuss technology for old people, interview tips, how to talk to a racist and we cheat with first call in.

Why didn't Sears become Amazon?My step-mother would be worth millions right now. Is there a life lesson, a great story or something else? The bar discussion continues....

Jim opens with a song from "Napoleon Dynamite" to highlight his technological issues. An unusual request causes Jim to delve into conspiracies once again.

Jim takes his family to Naples, thats Florida not Italy. A shout out to a great Server , Scott from the Italian Noodle and Sushi Bar in Naples. Boy, there are tons of old people down here and I'm getting up there so that is saying alot.

Online meal plans, catfishing women/men, and late customers are topics today. Jim engages an anonymous chat guest during the show who asked if a picture of an older man holding cat and an Uzi was him. Thank you for listening Helsinki, Bucharest, Dublin, Oslo, Mt. Sinai NY. To answer the chat question yes I have seen "Mars Attacks" when the show ends so does my access to the chat app.P.S. I replaced the picture with a current one of myself so there is less confusion.

Jim wonders why bargaining would occur if something is free. Its good just take it and don't ask for delivery. What is up with Helsinki and Bucharest? Are they hard up for content.

Live Call-in (407) 392-4563We catch up with Papa Joe.

We hear "can't wait till it gets back to normal". Really is that what you want, normal? Yeah we miss things that are no longer feasible but is not change the basis for life. I've gotten older, sober, and in some ways wiser. Should we embrace change, make the most of it by trying to do things better, more efficiently, and sustainably, Sometimes we only change when we are forced to. Live call in (407)392-4563

It is hot as Hell in Florida and people are still visting the Keys. Depending on how you look at it, good and bad. Call in live (407)392-4563, prankers welcome.

What is the line between being able to relate to younger women and being a creepy old man? What is the "star Power" of the celebrities who support Trump?