Synopsis
Nothing is off limits! Nobody's safe! In this weekly discussion of film and television, Stephen, Robbie and (sometimes)Dack will say what they want, drink what they feel, and laugh unnecessarily close to the microphone! This is madness. This is chaos. THIS! IS! CINEMA SOAPBOX!
Episodes
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GEEKING OUT, Or: How That's Not Different Than Any Other Episode
17/04/2019 Duration: 01h29minCinema Soapbox is spreading its wings and taking flight from webpages to the air waves! Stephen Balding (your fearless leader), Robbie Clark (the seniorest editor), and Josh (almost against his will) take to their microphones to discuss the most important topics about film and television. Like the last movie we saw. Or how tequila tastes better when it's a higher quality. Or something about beans. Or how Robbie thought the laugh at the end of the new Star Wars trailer was Mark Hamill as the Joker for whatever reason. Or how Josh gets promoted to permanent co-host. Or how Stephen never knows when we're recording. Or how the first episode of GOT can be forgiven for being slow. Or how Robbie agrees with and makes bold predictions for End Game. Or...or... The Soapbox Online: HQ - https://bit.ly/2UaB4q5 FB - https://bit.ly/2FIXPxY "La Ciudad" theme courtesy of The Pajammas Bandcamp - https://bit.ly/2RItiXx Facebook - https://bit.ly/2MrkhfJ
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8 IS COMING, Or: How A Certain Someone Eats His Words
10/04/2019 Duration: 01h33min8 IS COMING, Or: How A Certain Someone Eats His Words by Cinema Soapbox
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KID SOAPBOX, Or: How The 80s Rule Everything
03/04/2019 Duration: 46minKID SOAPBOX, Or: How The 80s Rule Everything by Cinema Soapbox
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ABOUT NOTHING 2, Or: How Bone Saw Can't Play Macho Man
27/03/2019 Duration: 01h15minCinema Soapbox is spreading its wings and taking flight from webpages to the air waves! Stephen Balding (your fearless leader), Robbie Clark (the seniorest editor), and Josh (almost against his will) take to their microphones to discuss the most important topics about film and television. Like the last movie we saw. Or how tequila makes another cameo appearance. Or...look, I'm going to be completely honest with you guys. These were all recorded a few weeks ago, and I can't remember enough to tag the damn thing or do the "or..." thing that every episode's description has been formatted to. Only a couple more weeks until we're back on a weekly schedule, but until then enjoy the conversation as we attack it without a single plan. The Soapbox Online: HQ - https://bit.ly/2UaB4q5 FB - https://bit.ly/2FIXPxY "La Ciudad" theme courtesy of The Pajammas Bandcamp - https://bit.ly/2RItiXx Facebook - https://bit.ly/2MrkhfJ
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GAME SHOW, Or: How Everything's Made Up & Nothing Matters
20/03/2019 Duration: 01h42minThe Soapbox Gang presents an experiment on what happens when you record 2 episodes in one day and drink the entire time. Also, the premiere of Cinema Soapbox presents - Movie Game! Trivia, alcohol, protesting, and all around loudness prevail in this episode. The Soapbox Online: HQ - bit.ly/2UaB4q5 FB - bit.ly/2FIXPxY "La Ciudad" theme courtesy of The Pajammas Bandcamp - bit.ly/2RItiXx Facebook - bit.ly/2MrkhfJ
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BIG THREE, Or: How The Dingo Ate Stephen's Dick
13/03/2019 Duration: 01h42minCinema Soapbox is spreading its wings and taking flight from webpages to the air waves! Stephen Balding (your fearless leader), Robbie Clark (the seniorest editor), and Josh (almost against his will) take to their microphones to discuss the most important topics about film and television. Like the last movie we saw. Or how tequila makes another cameo appearance. Or something about lobsters. Or how we're reminded what movies are supposed to do. Or how the LION KING REMAKE IS ABSOLUTELY NOT A LIVE ACTION ADAPTATION! Or a joke at Danny Devito's expense. Or how Josh makes fun of Stephen for not seeing color. Or how Robbie makes yet another good case. Or Philip K DICK! Or... The Soapbox Online: HQ - https://bit.ly/2UaB4q5 FB - https://bit.ly/2FIXPxY "La Ciudad" theme courtesy of The Pajammas Bandcamp - https://bit.ly/2RItiXx Facebook - https://bit.ly/2MrkhfJ
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IMPORTANT, Or: How Everybody Loses and Citizen Cane Sucks
06/03/2019 Duration: 02h37minCinema Soapbox is spreading its wings and taking flight from webpages to the air waves! Stephen Balding, your fearless leader, and Robbie Clark, the seniorest editor, take to their microphones to discuss the most important topics about film and television. Like the last movie we saw. Or how this weather is defeating. Or how tequila cures everything. Or how some movies are better than others. Or how I can't remember everything we talked about a couple days ago. Or how Robbie's drinking the best drink in the world. Or how it takes us forty-five minutes to get to the meat of the show. Or which movies are among the top fifteen most important of all time according to the experts. The Soapbox Online: HQ - https://bit.ly/2UaB4q5 FB - https://bit.ly/2FIXPxY "La Ciudad" theme courtesy of The Pajammas Bandcamp - https://bit.ly/2RItiXx Facebook - https://bit.ly/2MrkhfJ
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IT'S SO LONG, Or: How That's What The Academy Said
27/02/2019 Duration: 03h16minCinema Soapbox is spreading its wings and taking flight from webpages to the air waves! Stephen Balding, your fearless leader, and Robbie Clark, the seniorest editor, take to their microphones to discuss the most important topics about film and television. Like the last movie we saw. Or spiked fruit punch is pretty terrible. Or how Chris Evans is more attractive than J Lo. Or how Lady Gaga totally eye fucked the shit out of Bradley Cooper. Or how Tina Fay, Amy Poehler, and Maya Rudolph are the funniest women on the planet. Or how Stephen not so graciously lost a bet. Or how this is the LONGEST FUCKING EPISODE EVER AND WE'RE ALL SO SORRY!! The Soapbox Online: HQ - https://bit.ly/2UaB4q5 FB - https://bit.ly/2FIXPxY "La Ciudad" theme courtesy of The Pajammas Bandcamp - https://bit.ly/2RItiXx Facebook - https://bit.ly/2MrkhfJ
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HE ACTED?! Or: How This Podcast Is For External Use Only
20/02/2019 Duration: 02h02minCinema Soapbox is spreading its wings and taking flight from webpages to the air waves! Stephen Balding, your fearless leader, and Robbie Clark, the seniorest editor, take to their microphones to discuss the most important topics about film and television. Like the last movie we saw. Or how our friend Josh is a rockstar. Or which use of "dick hole" would get bleeped. Or our picks for best director. Or the bet we made about Best Actor. Or how Robbie likes older women. Or how Stephen hates method acting. It's all here in another action packed episode of Cinema Soapbox. The Soapbox Online: HQ - https://bit.ly/2UaB4q5 FB - https://bit.ly/2FIXPxY "La Ciudad" theme courtesy of The Pajammas Bandcamp - https://bit.ly/2RItiXx Facebook - https://bit.ly/2MrkhfJ
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ABOUT NOTHING, Or: How Robbie Builds A Bumble
13/02/2019 Duration: 01h26minCinema Soapbox is spreading its wings and taking flight from webpages to the air waves! Stephen Balding, your fearless leader, and Robbie Clark, the seniorest editor, take to their microphones to discuss the most important topics about film and television. Like the last movie we saw. Or...I'm gonna be completely honest. It's 2:58 am on the morning before we post, and I'm pretty drunk. I can't remember what we talked about, but I'm pretty sure we went down some IMDB rabbit holes, talked a LOT about Meg Ryan, and Robbie built a Bumble. This is the Seinfeld of the Soapbox. Allow me to beg you to please listen. The Soapbox Online: HQ - https://bit.ly/2UaB4q5 FB - https://bit.ly/2FIXPxY "La Ciudad" theme courtesy of The Pajammas Bandcamp - https://bit.ly/2RItiXx Facebook - https://bit.ly/2MrkhfJ
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CASHIN' CHECKS, Or: How The Halftime Show Sucked
06/02/2019 Duration: 01h07minCinema Soapbox is spreading its wings and taking flight from webpages to the air waves! Stephen Balding, your fearless leader, and Robbie Clark, the seniorest editor, take to their microphones to discuss the most important topics about film and television. Like the last movie we saw. Or how the Super Bowl was super fucking boring. Or Dack's perfect Don Vito impression. Or a really bad sodomy joke. Or our fake movie pitches. Or our favorite sports movies of all time. Or how the Super Bowl really fucking sucked. Or Robbie grossed out Stephen's wife accidentallyonpurpose. This episode brought you to by the worst gynecological visit of all time. The Soapbox Online: HQ - https://bit.ly/2UaB4q5 FB - https://bit.ly/2FIXPxY "La Ciudad" theme courtesy of The Pajammas Bandcamp - https://bit.ly/2RItiXx Facebook - https://bit.ly/2MrkhfJ
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WHAT ARE THE ODDS? Or: Welcome To Jurassic Park
30/01/2019 Duration: 01h17minCinema Soapbox is spreading its wings and taking flight from webpages to the air waves! Stephen Balding, your fearless leader, and Robbie Clark, the seniorest editor, take to their microphones to discuss super important topics about film and television. Like the last movie we saw. Or the Oscars. The sociopolitical landscape of cinema. How the academy is a bunch of old ass white dudes. Or used to be or something. How best picture of 1994 was an intense category. How age makes your body do weird things. And our decree on how a film's longevity should determine its place among the best ever instead of its immediate release and reception. This episode brought to you by the Steel Reserve Alloy Series (more specifically the Hard Pineapple) and Robbie burping into the microphone on accident. The Soapbox Online: HQ - https://bit.ly/2UaB4q5 FB - https://bit.ly/2FIXPxY "La Ciudad" theme courtesy of The Pajammas Bandcamp - https://bit.ly/2RItiXx Facebook - https://bit.ly/2MrkhfJ
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FANCY AS FUCK, Or: How You're Going To Be Okay With Incest
23/01/2019 Duration: 01h25minCinema Soapbox is spreading its wings and taking flight from webpages to the air waves! Stephen Balding, your fearless leader, and Robbie Clark, the seniorest editor, take to their microphones to discuss super important topics about film and television. Like upcoming movies we're most excited about. Or how GOT makes you okay with incest. Or how...no. No it doesn't. Or how we love sucking the MCU's wiener. Or how this episode is brought to you by Prosecco (because we're fancy as fuck). The Soapbox Online: HQ - https://bit.ly/2UaB4q5 FB - https://bit.ly/2FIXPxY "La Ciudad" theme courtesy of The Pajammas Bandcamp - https://bit.ly/2RItiXx Facebook - https://bit.ly/2MrkhfJ