Patio Lanterns

Randy and Kurt went 'mobiling and skiing in Revelstoke. Talking bits and voicemails before, during, and after songs is just unnecessary and annoying. Restaurants not serving enough dip. The freedom convoy led by Rubber Duck hits Ottawa. The latest on sex dolls. More John Rambo talk.    Use coupon code "plpodcast" at checkout at Chef's Plate to receive 50% off your first 2 deliveries.   Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

- Kodak Black hockey guy - Instagram is crap - The Rambo movies and why does Sylvester Stallone play an idiot in every role? - Crashing your car should be normal (and fun) - Fingerless gloves in the office - Getting stuck in the snow and the picking up hot, local singles   Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

This episode is a mess. You're going to love it.   After the ball drop and after the bubbly, we let loose with our fiercest takes and don't hold back. This is actually our second New Year's recording of the night after losing the first one.   Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

- Ryan deletes all dating apps and we subsequently announce our very own Patio Lanterns dating app. Join our waitlist. - COD zombies has gone off the rails - Kurt feeling festive at work - Hot ski looks  - Santana turns 65 again   Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Another in-person podcast! - Bowling in the AM - COVID in television - The 90 degree angle seating arrangement - Instagram is actually bad for you - Dating apps bamboozlement!  Check out our brand new website!
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Alternative title: PANICDEMIC We are over the panic buying. Explosive Joe is back on the streets and we're not sure why. Vin looking thicc. Kurt's office is taken over by a docuseries camera crew. It's Movember - head to our instagram for all the details . Check out our brand new website!
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Zoom lost our October episode. We're going to mars! Hit us up on instagram for some patio lanterns swag. Should we care about how we dress at the gym? Ryan solves the BC housing crisis.   Check out our brand new website!
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SONG OF THE SUMMER 2021 REVEAL After the tightest race yet, we reveal our SONG OF THE SUMMER 2021. Kurt is blessed or cursed while driving along eastside road. Survivor has been on the air for 41 seasons. Caveman is cat-sitting Scrambles. Randy and Kurt are excited to get grinding on the baseball diamond. Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

THE POLITICAL PODCAST - Kurt "CAT DADDY" Youell - Ryan takes his first vacation (ever) - Back to school for kids and Kurt - Our protein adult beverage is nearly perfected and ready to release to the masses - Randy is learning Spanish - RIP Dende - And lastly the #SONGOFTHESUMMER nominees rundown!! Tune in next time for the much anticipated SONG OF THE SUMMER 2021 reveal! Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

- Music movies are the next big thing - Election update - Does Kurt have vampire characteristics? - The platebowl and why it should be abolished - Rod the Bod brings the party Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

PRINCE GEORGE - IT'S ABOUT TIME - The master thief of Kelowna chats up Randy - Prince George weekend. Caveman travels around the burning province of British Columbia to find this little piece of paradise - With another federal election coming up, we provide a detailed breakdown of the parties and their platforms - The bald backstroke. How to practice and perfect just in time for summer's end Use our code "PLPODCAST" at the COLGATE checkout for a 10% discount. colgate.com Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

- Does "Wishful Drinking" (Ingrid Andress & Sam Hunt) sound like the hit song "Come Clean" by Hilary Duff? - Too much Gotham grinding leads to a COVID-19 outbreak in Kelowna - Gym gaslighting - Bar soap vs body wash round 3 - The power of the sun directly in Ryan's eyes Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

This is Patio Lanterns with Ryan and Kurt The mask mandate is coming to an end and sleepovers will be allowed. We predict who's going to advance to the Stanley Cup Final. Fashion tips and dressing for the weather with Caveman. Michael Barbaro voice appreciation. Record setting temperatures throughout the Okanagan. We saw F9 (spoilers within). Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Rando and Caveman get back together for another episode. Abolish car alarms and tipping at restaurants. The Friends Reunion. Kurt takes an eye exam. Ryan oils up and raises some questions about tanning oil. IKEA GUY. Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Globglogabgalab [0:00] Ryan and Kurt are buzzing. The usual jibber jabber but with an added shot of excitement! [15:30] We bring friend of the show, Joe, onto the show to discuss the show with us on the show. We discuss his sheet metal background, his favorite type of "glizzy" and paranormal happenings around the neighborhood. Oh, and there's also virtual karaoke! Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

- We didn't make the best of kelowna cut - Randy gets into it with a bum - A drunken police impersonator - Vin Diesel's "Dom Shrine" - Pop is underrated - Seaspiracy rant - More song of the summer noms Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

- SONG OF THE SUMMER UPDATE - RANDY AND KURT ARE PLANNING A ROAD TRIP - 2 NOMS FOR BEST OF KELOWNA MEANS WE ARE ALL IN IT TO WIN IT - MORE COPYRIGHT TROUBLE Go to bestof.kelownanow.com and vote PATIO LANTERNS PODCAST for BEST LOCAL PODCAST & BEST OVERALL INSTAGRAM PAGE. Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

"We received a report because the following episode/s contain/s TOO MUCH AWESOME content, therefore we verified the infringement, and proceeded with removing it" - The explosion bandit is caught! But he's harmless. - Wet sheets, sweet dreams? - Mattress covers are a scam. - New restrictions, new rant. Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

This is real, This is me I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now Gonna let the light shine on me Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.