Patio Lanterns

Paul Simon loses Song of the Summer again. Ryan is fascinated by the big toilet bowls in Europe. Congrats to those and their fans too. Elevation is a hoax. 1 month THICC BOI™ update and it is thick. More SOTS nominations. Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

- Rando is on the move to the land down under...Austria. - Checking in on the THICC BOI™ progress - Android boys worldwide are getting turned down at an astonishing rate - Several new Song of the Summer nominations  - Naked man carjacking - Combine celebrities, ice cubes, and bachelor/bachelorette parties. What do you get? - Pet instagram accounts   Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast  

The Battle of Alberta has us raging in different ways. We bring in our top 2 analysts (ourselves) to discuss the amount of betting ads in the hockey world. US hockey broadcasts and the crazy amount of color commentators and analysts at their disposal. Men's hygiene. Ryan finds himself in a predicament.    Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

Stratas need to back off. Chiming in on the anti-lawn movement. Ospreys wreaking havoc in Lake Country! Kelowna (Lake Country) brewery raising money and we don't like it. KelownaNow is corrupt. Is being an Oilers fan like being a divorced dad?    Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

Vin Diesel's cringey instagram posts cause the director of Fast X, Justin Lin, to quit. Kurt is off the market. Ryan completes in the Sun Run. Open up the song of the summer nominations for 2022! If the world ended would you still brush your teeth? Adjusting your rearview mirror while stopped at a light is badass. 4/20 accountants.   Vote us for BEST HAIR REMOVAL starting May 2nd bestof.kelownanow.com   Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

REGULAR GUY   We went golfing and then to see Santana live in concert! Mindfreak is getting a prequel? OJ Simpson sounds off on Will Smith. The pizza time process - Kurt breaks it down for the listeners. One of us has Covid. Is having a podcast a dating asset or liability? Is Brad Pitt too hot? Is Timothée Chalamet too hot? Kurt 2022 movie reviews. A new plant delivery service.   Nominate us for BEST HAIR REMOVAL bestof.kelownanow.com   Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

We are joined on the patio by our good friend Jake T Carey... - Hot guy summer  - Why is it called the "hamburger"? We don't have the answer but it does get discussed - Discovering bread - Backdoor socialism - Jake's top 3 books of 2021 countdown (descending) - Men's and women's jeans going in opposite directions - Dating apps make you ugly   Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

Our biggest episode yet as we are joined by Big Shawn V, Moe, Joe, and Avi on the patio.   Hooking up with our doppelgangers. Are there more wheels or doors on earth? Randy's zoom blunder. The Russia-Ukraine war. A woman clones her cat for big money. And Patio Lanterns the junior hockey team?   Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

Randy and Kurt went 'mobiling and skiing in Revelstoke. Talking bits and voicemails before, during, and after songs is just unnecessary and annoying. Restaurants not serving enough dip. The freedom convoy led by Rubber Duck hits Ottawa. The latest on sex dolls. More John Rambo talk.    Use coupon code "plpodcast" at checkout at Chef's Plate to receive 50% off your first 2 deliveries.   Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

- Kodak Black hockey guy - Instagram is crap - The Rambo movies and why does Sylvester Stallone play an idiot in every role? - Crashing your car should be normal (and fun) - Fingerless gloves in the office - Getting stuck in the snow and the picking up hot, local singles   Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

This episode is a mess. You're going to love it.   After the ball drop and after the bubbly, we let loose with our fiercest takes and don't hold back. This is actually our second New Year's recording of the night after losing the first one.   Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

- Ryan deletes all dating apps and we subsequently announce our very own Patio Lanterns dating app. Join our waitlist. - COD zombies has gone off the rails - Kurt feeling festive at work - Hot ski looks  - Santana turns 65 again   Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Another in-person podcast! - Bowling in the AM - COVID in television - The 90 degree angle seating arrangement - Instagram is actually bad for you - Dating apps bamboozlement!  Check out our brand new website!
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Alternative title: PANICDEMIC We are over the panic buying. Explosive Joe is back on the streets and we're not sure why. Vin looking thicc. Kurt's office is taken over by a docuseries camera crew. It's Movember - head to our instagram for all the details . Check out our brand new website!
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Zoom lost our October episode. We're going to mars! Hit us up on instagram for some patio lanterns swag. Should we care about how we dress at the gym? Ryan solves the BC housing crisis.   Check out our brand new website!
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Another vintage episode back up for listener pleasure

SONG OF THE SUMMER 2021 REVEAL After the tightest race yet, we reveal our SONG OF THE SUMMER 2021. Kurt is blessed or cursed while driving along eastside road. Survivor has been on the air for 41 seasons. Caveman is cat-sitting Scrambles. Randy and Kurt are excited to get grinding on the baseball diamond. Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

THE POLITICAL PODCAST - Kurt "CAT DADDY" Youell - Ryan takes his first vacation (ever) - Back to school for kids and Kurt - Our protein adult beverage is nearly perfected and ready to release to the masses - Randy is learning Spanish - RIP Dende - And lastly the #SONGOFTHESUMMER nominees rundown!! Tune in next time for the much anticipated SONG OF THE SUMMER 2021 reveal! Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

- Music movies are the next big thing - Election update - Does Kurt have vampire characteristics? - The platebowl and why it should be abolished - Rod the Bod brings the party Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

PRINCE GEORGE - IT'S ABOUT TIME - The master thief of Kelowna chats up Randy - Prince George weekend. Caveman travels around the burning province of British Columbia to find this little piece of paradise - With another federal election coming up, we provide a detailed breakdown of the parties and their platforms - The bald backstroke. How to practice and perfect just in time for summer's end Use our code "PLPODCAST" at the COLGATE checkout for a 10% discount. colgate.com Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.