Patio Lanterns

Drinkin' Beer. Talkin' God. Amen. Also talking Country Ever After. Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Ooh Doop doop, doop doo doop Ooh Doop doop, doop doo doop Jake Carey joins us to talk about Movember (find his Mo Space below), investing (BUY GOLD NOW), and Martha May Whovier. And there's a beaver moon coming up! Jake's Mo Space: https://movember.com/m/13990077?mc=1 Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

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Easy, breezy 35 minutes of content. Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

When did the Berenstein Bears change their name? Apple Music is rewriting history and that is not good. Halloween cancelled? Friend #7 cancelled. We explicate a poem posted in the Vancouver Island Sasquatch Investigation Squad (VISIS) Facebook group. Our thoughts on The Haunting of Bly Manor! Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Don't worry there's a Country Ever After. LeBron James top 5 player of all time? Ryan is going GREEN. Turn off your cameras during virtual lecture. Kurt jumps aboard the FRESH PREP wagon! No watch alongs this year but The Haunting of Bly Manor is out and we spoil the first few episodes. Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Tom and I have one thing in common, we don't want to be seen at work. HEADLINES: - Grinnin' Vin with a hit song to kickstart fall - Halloween is ruining Kurt's Saturday? - Rancier's homemade hooch - Did Kurt stumble into Hollywood stardom? - Dog-themed brewery being built in Kelowna - WHERE IS COUNTRY-ISH? Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

TOM CRUISIN' INTO SPACE Randy spends every Sunday on the couch watching 7 hours of uninterrupted NFL FOOTBALL ONLY ON REDZONE. What's the story behind those 101 dalmatians? Dishwashers = more trouble than their worth? Eggings on the rise in residential Kelowna. The shopping cart litmus test. Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

It's our 100th episode! What's the next milk? Our thoughts on the Goop office environment. Song of the summer reaction. Good luck to Bryson and John at the American Country Music Awards! Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

We reveal the Song of the Summer for 2020. Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

What will be Song of the Summer 2020? We draft our Song of the Summer playlists leading up to the big reveal. Can you picture either of us as handymen? Nearing 100 episodes, Ryan walks around town in search of fresh content. Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

It's BEER:30 at Hogwarts Randingo and K-man think about starting an OnlyFans account. We reflect on our past weekends of excessive binge drinking and blasting Florida Georgia Line. Ryan thinks it's a good idea to bring a bag of red wine on a river float. Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Ryan takes care of Ron while hiking on the island. Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

We're sorry, the old Patio Lanterns can't come to the mic right now...why? Oh, because they're dead. Taylor Swift released a surprise album last week, so naturally, we cancelled our plans, recruited the biggest superfan we could find, and ranked ALL of TSwift's albums. Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Welcome to the Losers' Club We win the bronze medal and then the silver medal in a stunning, surprising, delightful but disappointing sequence of events as the results come in for the BEST OF KELOWNA. Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Lions, tigers and bears. OH MY! - Caveman experiences a bear attack in the mountains - Bear spray is a rip off. Use Randy's homemade pepper spray! - Mountain cans. A no brainer when it comes to beer buying - Randy makes a case for baths - How many bald eagles is too many? - We make a final push in our campaign for BEST LOCAL PODCAST Vote Patio Lanterns for "Best Local Podcast" (Voting period June 19 - July 3) https://bestof.kelownanow.com/ Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Put away your guitars by the campfire please. Don't call me early in the morning to check out a moose. Randy tracks down some witnesses for our ongoing investigation. Aunt Jemima is being rebranded. Vote Patio Lanterns for "Best Local Podcast" (Voting period June 19 - July 3) https://bestof.kelownanow.com/ Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO POOP - Kurt is NECK DEEP in POOP --> more flying feces spotted in the Okanagan - Ryan's going camping in the backwoods - Are the PL hosts coming around on Chase Rice? - Another uncomfortable experience in a public space for Kurt Nominate Patio Lanterns for best local podcast at: bestof.kelownanow.com/nominations/ Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

The Kurt Show (w/ Ryan Rancier) Randy gets caught sun tanning during a 2 hour conference call. We try to get to the bottom (top?) of the Hornby Island radio conspiracy. Kurt digs in his heels versus a smoke alarm. Thanks to the Todd Butler Trio for the "Cel-Phone Jerk" outro! Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

YO FNX FITNESS IF YOU ARE READING THIS SEND US SWEET SWAG Kurt is turning into a bit of a sexy, pool boy. Rand moves to another, smaller island and is instantly confronted by the "cool kids". Huge misfire by Snapchat's marketing team? Is there an opening for Kurt and Ryan in the marketing department? Rango (cowboy lizard) SUCKS. Randy called Murder Hornets a year ago. Hot Country Knights with the album of the summer? Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.