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It's messed up that no one has ever told me pigeons were edible. Do you know how much money I could've saved? This whole country is lousy with pigeons! I'd be eating pigeon three times a week! It's way harder to find ducks, and those guys are expensive! Unbelievable. Send Pigeon Recipes to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

The Doomsday clock was created to warn mankind of impending nuclear annihilation. But that seems kind of old-fashioned, doesn't it? Here at PDLTTYLDOI we're bringing you the Doomsday Stopwatch- it STARTS at doom, and it only counts up, baby. Send your conspiracy-filled notebooks to our crank file at: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Friend of the show Bea (Creator of the webcomic A Ghost Story) drops by to inform us about the insane happenings of CW's Riverdale. Trust me, you're going to want to hear this. It is actually too insane for us to even preview. We also get into ancient comic book characters, broken bubblegum websites, and Dagwood splits the atom? Send satanic D & D knockoffs to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

The PDL gang takes on Shaggy's racing werewolf phase??? The last appearance of Scrappy Doo, and not because he gets run over!!! Dracula is Green??? And who is Googy???? All this and more on our exploration of this cheap bizarre time-sink red shirt Shaggy movie!

It's time, it's time. Time for the big giveaway. Gather 'round your podcast machines and listen. Don't forget to put on your masks. All jack-o-lanterns, all witches, all skeletons... it's time Tell us what your favorite way to be ethered by a magic mask is: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Ritualistic chanting enters your blood-starved mind, taking the form of a video game recommendation. Your heart is pounding with adrenaline. Your mind has been turned to slurry by the madness. Your water, knocked over by accident because you jumped when the lady with the rockets came out from behind the corner. It's DUSK time, baby. Tell Nick where the Secret Levels Are: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

If YOU need help evading or confronting a costumed creep, masked murderer or supernatural slasher than THIS is the podcast for YOU! Our heroes discuss horror film survival strategies, all the latest tips and tricks, all while reviewing the 1996 Horror Classic Scream. If you want to make it through the month, you'd better listen! Send your Horror Movie References to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

It's Terror Time again as Nick and Seb dig up 1998's Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island! They prep for this month's Hazardous Materials by enjoying some good Scooby before the terror that awaits them. Listen for Anime studios, Third Eye Blind, TSA Shaggy and more! Send comically large sandwiches to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Merasmus arrives on a tide of blood! George joins in to discuss this year's halloween TF2 event, and costumes, namely some of the wild and wacky cosmetics that have been added to this game over the course of 13 years. Send Alien Isolation tie-in gear to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

The ritual begins... just make sure no dropouts or burnouts find their way here. They could blow the whole thing. What do you mean America is full of them? Send Crime Ideas and ill-gotten gains to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

The Midnight society convenes for a special terrorsode on The Tale of the Dangerous Soup, the Tale of the Dead Man's FLoat, and the Tale of the Dollmaker. Have a seat, if you dare! Submit your tales, questions, and hard-earned dollars: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

In this terrorsode the Boo Brothers take on a 1978 short story collection by the one and only Stephen King! Mutant rats, bacteria men, and a penthouse with a long, long way down feature in this cursed tome. Do the stories hold up? Or are they cornier than the fields with those murderous children? (Children of the Corn was also in this book) Tune in to find out!

Thanks to fan updates, the servers are populated again! George re-joins our heroes to experience getting blindsided by a massive zombie throwing a hunk of concrete at you and your friends. Don't Dead Open Inside: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Only on the most demonic and cursed nights of all would we bring up the cursed topic... fighting games! Friend of the show Spectryn joins us to talk about a monster mash of a fighting game, how to play it, and why we love it so much. C'mon, we know you've seen pictures of Morrigan online. Send requests for money matches to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast Play Vampire Savior using: https://www.fightcade.com/

Yes, that's the one. The shower one. I can't believe you haven't seen it! You're making the strings noise right now! Come on, it's not even two hours long! No, I don't know if Bates Motel is any good. Black and white films are not that different! This is not a movie from "before they were good" stop that. Send $40,000 to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

The third installment of the Bioshock series has some uh VERY INTERESTING points it wants to make. We dive deep into this controversial game that desperately wants to critique racism but ends up just having you shoot birds at George Washington robots. The sky hook is really dumb.

The young idealism that leads to creating worlds. The dream to attempt to do a hadouken every night before bed. The drive to create a product with no operating costs. Three students working together to form Eizouken and create anime. Of course, you'd never enjoy it if you thought anime was just big eyes, big chests, and dragonballs. Submit your suggestions on where to put the entry hatch on a mecha: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

This week on PDLTTYLDOI, Cam reconstitutes, breads, and fries a spicy surprise for us. Questions, comments and mcnugget poisoning antidotes, please send to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

In which four unlikely podcasters experience the miracle of adoption, and the melancholy of persisting in a doomed world, abandoned by the gods. All that while playing a bad Mr. Driller clone with annoying music. SUBMIT... your ideas for episodes: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Chicago Bulls hat on, and quarters in your pocket, you walk confidently into your domain for the night... an arcade full of coins, tickets, prizes, and a 1000% rigged claw machine. To bring you into this zone, we have The Coin Game, and our Arcade Memories, plus an interview with the game's creator Kevin Westendorf! Interview starts: 47:20