Please Don't Listen

It's messed up that no one has ever told me pigeons were edible. Do you know how much money I could've saved? This whole country is lousy with pigeons! I'd be eating pigeon three times a week! It's way harder to find ducks, and those guys are expensive! Unbelievable. Send Pigeon Recipes to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast