Hold On One Second We're Talking About Britney Spears

The only thing more surprising than the whirlwind romance between Britney Spears (@britneyspears) and Kevin Federline (@ugh) was their actual surprise wedding. Not even Lynn saw it coming a month early. This week Ashley (@ashleyhammm) and Claire (@clairethescare) are unpacking all the details, especially the dramatic shift from blonde to brunette.

Britney Spears (@britneyspears) was right here in New York City and Claire (@clairethescare) and Ashley (@ashleyhammm) did not meet her or even see her. For what it's worth they did stalk the hell out of the Instagrams of her for research. In this episode they discuss the Piece of Me Tour, architecture, sandwiches and more. Follow us on Instagram: @weretalkingaboutbs On Twitter: @HOOSWTABS

Behind every great artist is a slew of planets that basically explain everything. This week Claire (@clairethescare) and Ashley (@ashleyhammm) invite Julia Loken (@julialoken) of the What's Your Sign podcast (@whatsyoursignpodcast) to analyze Britney's (@britneyspears) birth chart. It turns out she's so much more than just a Sagittarius. They also get into this season of The Bachelor and so much more. Follow us on Instagram: @weretalkingaboutBS and Twitter: @HOOSWTABS

Is there anything on this earth more real than young love? Probably yes but that doesn't stop it from being the topic of discussion this week. After watching Chaotic Episode 2 and seeing Britney Spears (@britneyspears) and Kevin Federline (@idiot) fall even deeper in love, Ashley (@ashleyhammm) and Claire (@clairethescare) got to thinking about the parallels between this 2004 romance and the 2018 romances unfolding right before our eyes between SNL's Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) and Victorious's Ariana Grande (@arianagrande - new album out 8/17) as well as between Drop The Mic's Hailey Baldwin (@haileybaldwin) and the original Belieber Justin Bieber (@justinbieber). Follow us on Instagram: @weretalkingaboutbs and Twitter: @HOOSWTABS

There are two extremely important characters in the life of 2004 Britney Spears (@britneyspears) and they are her assistant Felicia and a knee injury. This week Claire (@clairethescare) and Ashley (@ashleyhammm) dive deep into both topics and even consult a knee expert can you believe it?

Before Britney Spears (@britneyspears) and Kevin Federline were partners in marriage they were partners in creating the greatest television show of all time. While Kevin deserves almost none of the credit he was technically there. Britney truly shines because she just can't help it and the show leaves Claire (@clairethescare) and Ashley (@ashleyhammm) with a LOT to think about. Follow us on Instagram: @weretalkingaboutbs on Twitter: @HOOSWTABS

This week Claire (@clairethescare) and Ashley (@ashleyhammm) have cold hard facts about the one and only Britney Spears (@britneyspears). They are primarily stories from a friend of a friend but that makes them almost more trustworthy. They also spend the first 40 minutes talking about Ashley's recent work crisis but it's all very important. Follow us on Instagram @weretalkingaboutbs Follow us on Twitter @HOOSWTABS **We're working on those fuzzy blips LIFE IS A WORK IN PROGRESS**

It's finally time to start walking down the long and busted road that is Britney (@britneyspears) and Kevin Federline's relationship. It's Fathers Day and he is technically a father 100 times over plus I (@ashleyhammm) just found out his middle name is Earl, which makes a lot of sense. Claire (@clairethescare) also has some good (?) dates this week and the podcast (@weretalkingaboutBS) has a brand new segment. Finally, this episode features an important word from our sponsors (Dads.) Follow us Instagram: @weretalkingaboutBS Twitter: @HOOSWTABS Finding K-Fed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzYH0Iw-SgM

Mike Recine (@mikerecine) is a comedian more importantly a huge fan of the podcast. He joins Claire (@clairethescare) and Ashley (@ashleyhammm) to talk about Britney Spears (@britneyspears) and also to whisper about hand soap. Using too much hand soap and replacing it with a bar of soap is rude and Mike had a hard time learning to date. Follow us on Instagram: @weretalkingaboutbs and Twitter: @HOOSWTABS

Behind every great Britney Spears (@britneyspears) album is a slew of fine Britney Spears bonus tracks. For their Jordan episode, Claire (@clairethescare) and Ashley (@ashleyhammm) dig up a handful of these tracks and there's a lot to talk about, once they sort of figure out how to play them. Follow on Instagram: @weretalkingaboutBS Twitter: @HOOSWTABS

Once upon a time, mentioning Britney Spears (@britneyspears) and Las Vegas in the same sentence wasn't a conversation about a record breaking residency but a conversation about a marriage that shook America. Britney married some dude in Vegas for 55 hours and somehow he was worse than the other dude she married. Claire (@clairethescare) and Ashley (@ashleyhammm) drank margs this week. Instagram: @weretalkingaboutbs Twitter: @HOOSWTABS

Chloe McGovern (@chloemcgovrrn) joins us in studio this week to prove that Claire (@clairethescare) and Ashley (@ashleyhammm) have other friends besides each other. Britney (@britneyspears) also comes up eventually and they discuss where her life is at right now as she preps for a world tour and Instagrams a lot.

You can't celebrate Mother's Day without celebrating the mother of all mothers, Lynne f*cking Spears (@lynnespears_rf). Without her there is no Britney (@britneyspears) and without Britney, Ashley (@ashleyhammm) and Claire (@clairethescare) have nothing. Cheers to our favorite author Lynne Spears, bummer that you killed a kid that one time. Follow HOOSWTABS Instagram: @weretalkingaboutbs Twitter: @HOOSWTABS Also follow our moms: @chitownhammie @katherineparkerart

People have written novels about Britney Spears's (@britneyspears) relationships with Justin Timberlake (@justintimberlake) and Kevin Federline (@federline4real) but there were years between the two and Brit was spotted out in public with a number of frosted tipped men. This episode explores all of Britney's quick and rumored relationships between 2001 and 2003 as well as Ashley (@ashleyhammm) and Claire's (@clairethescare) quick and rumored relationships between last week and this week. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/weretalkingaboutbs/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HOOSWTABS Watch finding K Fed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzYH0Iw-SgM&t=12s

This week Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) aficionado Corinne Fisher (@philanthropygal) joins Claire (@clairethescare) and Ashley (@ashleyhammm) to talk about child stardom. The rise, fall, and rise again of both Britney and Justin are surprisingly similar. Also, nobody likes Justin Timberlake. Check out Finding K Fed on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzYH0Iw-SgM&t=11s We're Talking About Britney Spears on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/weretalkingaboutbs/?hl=en

Britney Spears (@britneyspears) is an extremely busy woman who cannot possibly be expected to put out an album every f*cking year so in 2004 she released a greatest hits album along with a few new tracks two of which were good. Ashley Hamilton (@ashleyhammm) and Claire Parker (@clariethescare) reflect on the ways in which the My Prerogative music video changed their lives for the better as well as discussing other important matters like what you would have to achieve in life to wear white jeans.

Once again Britney Spears (@britneyspears) took the awards show circuit by a friggin storm. She performed everywhere from the NFL to somewhere floating from a ceiling and every time it was perfect. Claire (@clairethescare) and Ashley (@ashleyhammm) dive into her recent GLAAD award as well as the awards shows she performed at between 2001 and 2004. Claire also hung out with this terrible dude and she won't stop bringing it up. 2018 GLAAD Awards Acceptance Speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=22&v=KCDQxXIvSXk 2001 VMAs- I’m A Slave 4 U https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRU76Doqxq8 2001 BBMAs- I’m A Slave 4 U https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKu7PdWA7BY 2002 AMAs- Not A Girl Not Yet A Woman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0TYdV1BhTY 2002 NBA All Star Game- Boys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvuGG1Rk3yU 2003 VMAs- Like A Virgin, Hollywood, Work It (With Madonna, Christina Aguilera, Missy Elliot) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luMwxT80MFc 2003 NFL Kickoff Live- Me Against the Music, Baby One

The second half of In The Zone is upon us, a.k.a. the highest number of songs by Britney (@britneyspears) per half ever. Ashley Hamilton (@ashleyhammm) and Claire Parker (@clairethescare) dive into the shift in Britney's album composition, Timothee Chalamet's (sp?) height, Kevin Federline's 40th birthday party, and so much more.

Claire Parker (@clairethescare) and Ashley Hamilton (@ashleyhammm) sat down to interview professional musician and fellow comedian Isabel Hagen (@isabelhagen_). They talk artistry and attempt to answer the age old question: What is music? Britney Spears (@britneyspears) also comes up a few times. Follow us on Instagram: @weretalkingaboutbs

On this episode of Hold On One Second We're Talking About Britney Spears (@weretalkingaboutbs), Claire Parker (@Clairethescare) and Ashley Hamilton (@ashleyhammm) dive into Britney Spears's (@britneyspears) 4th studio album In The Zone. Madonna asked to be a part of it even though she and Britney have very different interpretations of fish.