Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel Of Time Podcast
- Author: Vários
- Narrator: Vários
- Publisher: Podcast
- Duration: 228:15:22
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Synopsis
Just two hyper-critical English majors talking some pretty big game about The Wheel of Time. Co-hosts Emily and Sally gather around their kitchen table each week to serve you up a full fantasy feast of oft-misremembered summary, hot analysis, scraps of literary theory, and a whole lot of hating Rand.
Episodes
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Episode 53: Gaul Eats a Lizard
11/02/2019 Duration: 46minGaul might not even be a character in the series yet, but he's present in OUR HEARTS. We're also talking about Whaleworld, Henry the Ain't, Perrin's MeUndies, and SHAKIRA SHAKIRA. Transcript
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Episode 52: Doctor Opera Closet
04/02/2019 Duration: 46minWe're kicking off season three in style -- unlike the characters on the cover of The Dragon Reborn. We're talking about the Gawyn Redaction Contract, Rejected Mortal Kombat Characters, the Asshole Convention of Amadicia, and Rand's best friends, Mark and Percy. Transcript
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EHR Extra: The Height Over Horniness Chart
28/01/2019 Duration: 42minWe might be between seasons, but we're still horny for Gaul! This week we're looking at our brand-new Wheel of Time Companion (thanks, Mitchell!) to discuss Big Wolf Energy, Lini's Terrible Advice, The Three Rivers, and Literally Everyone's Height. Transcript
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Episode 51: The Kazoo of Valere
21/01/2019 Duration: 49minThe Great Hunt is finally over! In our season finale we talk about Rand's Poor Time Management, Tall Soldiers (Our Weakness), Stabbing Erogenous Zones, Mat's Alter Ego: Johnny Appleseed, and Lanfear's Top Three Iconic Entrances. Transcript
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Episode 50: The Grave is No Bar to My Yeet
14/01/2019 Duration: 46minEpisode 50, what the heck?! We've been doing this a whole YEAR? We celebrate by talking about Meta Prophecy, Egwene's Evil Twin, Knife Boy, and Emily's Personal Journey through Wheel of Time. Remember, kids: Rand is NOT Judge Judy. Transcript
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Episode 49: Socks with Sandals
07/01/2019 Duration: 46minWelcome to the first episode of 2019! It's pretty much a disaster. We talk about Casting Valan Luca, Frat Boy Criteria, The Power and Non-Power of Words, and the Problem with Adrenaline-Based Magic. Also: there's a lot of singing. Transcript
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Episode 48: Everybody Hates Dillon
31/12/2018 Duration: 41minWe're coming at you DEAD from our couch! Join us in our post-holidays depression as we mispronounce damane and also "palanquin," talk about soft power vs. hard power, and discuss the timing of trauma in fantasy. Transcript
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Episode 47: A Very Merry Supernatural Christmas
24/12/2018 Duration: 01h11minHappy holidays, from our family to yours! Here's an extra-special, extra-long episode where we take a break from WoT with guest Brie Olds. Instead of Wheel of Time, there's Eric Kripke's Steady Hand, Castiel on Trial, Good Brothers and Bad Brothers, and the Real Evil: Sam's Bangs. Transcript
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Episode 46: As the Raven Crows
17/12/2018 Duration: 44minThis is it. Our horniest episode. We make some important decisions and inappropriate rankings. Also: Alternate titles for The Great Hunt, Universal Truths, Les-beans, and How to Lose a Guy in the Ways. Transcript
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Episode 45: Multi-Universe Hairdryer
10/12/2018 Duration: 46minHey, guys, we read like a million chapters this week. Seriously, so many. Aren't you proud of us? We talked about a Jimmy Buffett Monastery, hit TV show Shienar's Got Talent, and a Glitch in the Portal Stone. Transcript
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Episode 44: BAR-thanes
03/12/2018 Duration: 48minDiscussion topics this week include My Mind Fire: The Band, Fantasy Hair Cuts, Knife Boy and Lava Girl, The REAL Kingkiller, and Chumbawamba-phobia. Transcript
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Episode 43: Deus Ex Ingtar
26/11/2018 Duration: 39minIn which we struggle to pronounce Barthanes' name, long for the Betsy Ross/Ross Betsy timeline that never was, and make way too many comparisons to Supernatural. Transcript
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Episode 42: Urien on Sand
19/11/2018 Duration: 46minHey, we got mics! We get a little sappy thanking you for your support, but we're just so excited! Please forgive all audio issues -- Emily is relearning how to record and edit with this fancy new technology. Tune in for Whitecloak Resumes, the Gay Energy in the Atmosphere, and the Nightgown Pervert. Transcript
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Episode 41: xoxo Gossip Girl
12/11/2018 Duration: 46minThis episode sparked a lot of ideas for the Wheel of Time TV adaptation, including casting Thom Merrilin as Taika Watiti, Rhuarc looking into the camera like he's in the Office, and a really great flashback to that time no one would speak to Mat except his mother. Take note, Amazon. Transcript
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Episode 40: Very Tight Trope Breeches
05/11/2018 Duration: 45minThis episode was over an hour long until Emily edited out twenty minutes of us arguing over which characters Galad could have sexual tension with. That's pretty much all you need to know. Transcript
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Episode 39: Double-Sided Sword
29/10/2018 Duration: 48minSorry for the long episode, but we just couldn't help talking about the sex and power dynamics of the Warder bond for 25 minutes. We also complained about the Heterosexual Lack of Chemistry Default and took a long look at all the fear archetypes in Nynaeve's Magic Hazing Ritual. Transcript
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Episode 38: An Entire Ham
22/10/2018 Duration: 46minThe chapters we read this week were full of Lord of the Rings references, so you KNOW we had a long talk about Magic Artifacts of Doom and Aragorn's sex appeal. We also discussed Drunk Scrabble, Walk-Up Music, and Mat's Polyamorous War Cabinet. Transcript
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Episode 37: Moon Blood
15/10/2018 Duration: 47minThere's a lot of chaotic sexual energy in this episode, and for that at least one of us apologizes. We talk about the Sex Shirt, Daenerys and her Animal Sidekick, and that one unfortunate instance where Gawyn Was Right. Transcript
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Episode 36: Trope Maze
08/10/2018 Duration: 49minThis episode we're talking about the dreaded literary embodiment of hentai herself, Lanfear. We explain in detail why we hate her, but we also have some non-hentai conversations about Magic Trees, the Talent Cycle, and that TV adaptation that's in the works. Transcript
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Episdoe 35: Protect Your Mind Vault
02/10/2018 Duration: 40minHey, this week we're going to alternate dimensions and talking to wolves! We're also spending a great deal of time questioning whether Rand is really Leader Material or Just Tall. (Hint: We think he's just tall and has fancy clothes. He's running a long con.) Thanks for waiting! Transcript