Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel Of Time Podcast
- Author: Vários
- Narrator: Vários
- Publisher: Podcast
- Duration: 228:15:22
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Synopsis
Just two hyper-critical English majors talking some pretty big game about The Wheel of Time. Co-hosts Emily and Sally gather around their kitchen table each week to serve you up a full fantasy feast of oft-misremembered summary, hot analysis, scraps of literary theory, and a whole lot of hating Rand.
Episodes
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Episode 73: Patagonia Jerkin
01/07/2019 Duration: 48minIt's a rambly episode as we discuss ideal casting for the WoT TV series (Ocean's Forsaken, people! The Keanussaince!), Emo Innkeepers, Clockin' Ott, and Balefire Cheat Code. Plus our general confusion over jerkins vs. vests. S.O.S. Transcript
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Episode 72: Bee Hugs
24/06/2019 Duration: 48minHey, most of EHR is NSFW but this episode is particularly and horrifically NSFW in the first two minutes. We're talking about our Banned Phrases, Top Sexy Mat Moments, Trading Spaces, Vomit Updates, and the Police Brutality State that is Tear. Transcript
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Episode 71: Why Boom Small?
17/06/2019 Duration: 50minThis week we're back in Caemlyn, which means we're seeing some familiar faces! Join us as we talk about Basel Gill's Cat Cafe, Rand's Murder Gap Year, Tallanvor the Killjoy, and the triumphant Return of xBrian. Transcript
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Episode 70: The Stink Quarter
10/06/2019 Duration: 42minWe're back, and we've got some pretty challenging ideas to discuss. Like Faile and Perrin's Straight Pride. Oh, and there's Bringing an Axe to Applebee's, Empathy Boners, and hey . . . where IS Germany? Transcript
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Episode 69: Throat Latch
03/06/2019 Duration: 46minSixty-NINE! In honor of the sex number, we're ranking Shrek movies (obviously), Googling horse anatomy, making fun of Lan's Chastity Ring, and talking about the Aiel's Super Soldier Serum Lizard Protein Shakes. Transcript
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Episode 68: Brad Pitt Didn't Die For This
27/05/2019 Duration: 45minIt's a very educational episode! We talk about King Charles' Glass Butt, Mirror Espionage, and, as always, end up at EHR Sex Ed. We also improve the Iliad by making Everyone Orlando Bloom. Transcript
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Episode 67: Feline Rear Window
20/05/2019 Duration: 45minWe get into some challenging lines of discussion in this one, including Tall Babies, the Choice to Be a Walking Sex Dream (it's a pun), and Paul Bettany's butt. We also ask the question: can cats spell "murder"? Transcript
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Episode 66: Pervert of a Took
13/05/2019 Duration: 45minWe're one digit away from 666, but this is still a cursed episode, re: the image of Gandalf in a sexy robe. Also, we pay homage to Danny DeVito, try to remember the stroke acronym F.A.S.T., and witness the Return of Jeremy. Transcript
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Episode 65: Fresca Heart
06/05/2019 Duration: 55minPut on your slutty pop music sequence and get ready for a vocab lesson! While Mat goes on a gambling binge through the Fantasy Vatican, we talk about his Odysseus tendencies, his impossible horizon of expectations, and . . . pole-vaulting. Transcript
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Episode 64: Watch What Happens Live with Mat Cauthon
29/04/2019 Duration: 42minHello! It's our very first episode recorded with Adobe Audition! We're using it to talk about Sally's Hand Limbo, Mat's Warfare-Riddled Brain, the Gender Police, and Mat's Love of Dance. Be warned -- we dunk on a few well-established fantasy authors in this one. Transcript
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Episode 63: Smash Egg?
22/04/2019 Duration: 46minDiscussion topics this week include Feet Al'Thor, the Useless Murder List, Equal Opportunity Perverts, and the ultimate question: what in the hell is Lanfear doing in the White Tower, and why won't she leave? Transcript
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Episode 62: One and a Half Idiots
15/04/2019 Duration: 47minIn which Emily struggles to think of a single attractive man (spoiler: it's Thor), Sally promotes her mom's podcast, and we vow to never use the word "randy" again, especially if it's adjacent to Rand Al'Thor. Transcript
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Episode 61 Q&A: The Adventures of Fish-Pig
08/04/2019 Duration: 44minThanks for the great questions, folks! In this Q&A we spoil Game of Thrones' first season, give you the music recommendations list of the century, and talk about Robot Feelings, Shark Trollocs, and Emily's Offensive Crocodile Hunter Accent. Transcript
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Episode 60: Schrodinger's Dark One
01/04/2019 Duration: 45minGuess who DEFINITELY remembered our own theme song? And guess who spent forty-five minutes talking about Magic Hazing, Lumberjack Energy, the Annual Hatred of Women Quota, and Emily's Best Retweet (You'll Know)? US. Transcript
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Episode 59: Fast & Furious Go Juice
25/03/2019 Duration: 44minA moment of silence because this series is FINALLY BEGINNING. This week we're talking about the Texas Literacy Test, Dungeon Aesthetics, Dildo Wands, Facial Bullying, and Mat's Magpie Tendencies. Transcript
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Episode 58: Butterfingers
18/03/2019 Duration: 46minThis week's conversation topics include: Alexa For Emily's Grandparents, the TV Show "Monk" (But Make It Gay), Dream Therapy, Hotness Total, and Galad Damodred Has Never Had A Real Job In His Life. Transcript
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Episode 57: Butt Owie
11/03/2019 Duration: 41minWhile we talk about Siuan's Big Bad Mistake, we somehow end up in 16th century France. Other topics include: Hurr Durr Sexy Knife Boy, CrossFit Couple, Charlemagne's Acid Trip, and Magic Hall Passes. Transcript
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Episode 56: Like a Dip
04/03/2019 Duration: 45minWe get real deep in this one. Join us as we talk about Dumpster Fires, Robert Jordan's Romantic Attraction to Lan, Trigger-Happy Women, and Artur Hawkwing's Carrier Pigeon: Valiant. Transcript
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Episode 55: Jeremy the Whitecloak
25/02/2019 Duration: 44minThe heist just keeps getting bigger. This week we're talking about Perrinland, Jar Jar Banksy, the Pied Piper of Weddings, the EGOT of Arson, and Two and a Half Larries. It's crazy, y'all. Transcript
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Episode 54: Asmodean, Play Despacito
18/02/2019 Duration: 43minIn this episode we discuss alternate titles for the Dragon Reborn, Rand pulls a Gone Girl, Perrin goes Elizabethan, and Masema drinks the kool-aid. Can't we all just get along? Seriously, Perrin and Moiraine: JUST GET ALONG. Transcript