This Book Has Balls: Sports Rants From The Mvp Of Talking Trash

  • Author: Michael Rapaport
  • Narrator: Michael Rapaport
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster
  • Duration: 7:14:13
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Synopsis

The sports world according to Michael Rapaport—actor, Top 50 podcaster, award-winning film maker, and sports fanatic—from the greatest and downright worst athletes, players, teams, and jerseys, but minus statistics, analytics, or anything else that isn’t pure hustle in this “hell of a book” (Shaquille O'Neal).

In 1979, nine-year-old Michael Rapaport decided he was going to do whatever it took to be a pro baller. He practiced and practiced, but by the time he was fifteen, he realized there was no place for a slow, white Jewish kid in the NBA. So, he found another way to channel his obsession with sports: talking trash.

In the “crazy, passionate, funny and intense” (Colin Cowherd) This Book Has Balls, Rapaport uses his signature smack-talk style and in-your-face humor to discuss everything from why LeBron will never be like Mike, that Tiger needs the ladies to get his golf game back, and how he once thought Mary Lou Retton was his true love. And, of course, why next year will be the year the New York Knicks win the championship. This book is a series of rants—some controversial, some affectionate, but all incredibly hilarious. “Something is wrong with Michael Rapaport but that’s what makes him right,” (Charlamagne tha God).

Chapters

  • ThisBookHasBalls 01 Title

    Duration: 29s
  • ThisBookHasBalls 02 ThankYous

    Duration: 01min
  • ThisBookHasBalls 03 AnImperativeNoteFromTheEditor

    Duration: 06min
  • ThisBookHasBalls 04 DisruptiveBehavior101

    Duration: 08min
  • ThisBookHasBalls 05 AnOpenApologyToLarryLegend

    Duration: 03min
  • ThisBookHasBalls 06 AintNoFactCheckin

    Duration: 05min
  • ThisBookHasBalls 07 WhyLawrenceTaylorIsTheGreatestFootballPlayerEver

    Duration: 07min
  • ThisBookHasBalls 08 AnOpenLetterToTigerWoods

    Duration: 08min
  • ThisBookHasBalls 09 MyGoldMedalSweetheartMaryLouRetton

    Duration: 12min
  • ThisBookHasBalls 10 GoodMenInBadPieces

    Duration: 09min
  • ThisBookHasBalls 11 BillRussellIsOverratedDealWithIt

    Duration: 08min
  • ThisBookHasBalls 12 DolphSchayesAndTheAthleticJewsOfYesteryear

    Duration: 04min
  • ThisBookHasBalls 13 AllenIversonAndTheWeepingWoman

    Duration: 07min
  • ThisBookHasBalls 14 TheMichaelRapaportCelebrityScoutingReportVol1

    Duration: 16min
  • ThisBookHasBalls 15 HashtagMadShaming

    Duration: 10min
  • ThisBookHasBalls 16 QuestionTimeForBillBelichick

    Duration: 09min
  • ThisBookHasBalls 17 HookersPillsDwarfsAndTheLasVegasRaiders

    Duration: 08min
  • ThisBookHasBalls 18 FaFaFantasyFootball

    Duration: 11min
  • ThisBookHasBalls 19 TwentySecondTimeOutHamilton

    Duration: 03min
  • ThisBookHasBalls 20 CatchingPunts

    Duration: 05min
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