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In 2016 Northrop Aerospace Systems released a concept of what they predicted would be the design to replace current 5th generation aircraft like the Lockheed Martin F-22. This craft sported an exotic swept-wing design that recalled the innovations that were combined within the legendary B-2 stealth bomber. While the development of both aircraft is separated by decades the actual concept of a flying wing design can trace its origins to Nazi Germany at the end of WWII. The Nazis were known to have produced a multitude of remarkable aircraft designs that were years ahead of their time. Some of these craft were claimed to have unusual properties that would have given them unmatched maneuverability and combat capabilities. In the closing months of WWII, Allied pilots reported spotting strange craft that seemed to shadow their movements behind enemy lines. Describing what seemed to be balls of multicolored light that appeared to be intelligently controlled. This case file, join the Theorists as they make sure these

In Japanese folklore, there is the legend of the Jinwu. Known as the “golden crow”, these storied objects were depicted as three-legged crows contained within fiery orbs. Early legends count ten of these creatures that settled across ten different suns. They were housed within a giant tree from which they would be dispatched every morning to travel across the world. Occasionally they descend to the Earth to consume a special type of grass of immortality. At one point, the legends tell of the ten crows leaving at the same time causing the world to burn. Total catastrophe was avoided by the great celestial archer Houy as he struck down all but one of the destructive creatures. Could these accounts of burning orbs be seen as early interpretations of extraterrestrial UFOs? Japan’s history contains perhaps another, more recent, event where a small fishing village may have had a close encounter with a being not of this planet. This case file, join the Theorists as they sip some sake around the Japanese campfire tal

Ethiopian legends tell of The Queen of Sheba who bore a son to King Solomon, the famous prophet king of the Abrahamic religions. The legendary Solomon, who was known for his incredible wealth and deep wisdom, who reigned over the United Kingdom of Israel. At Jerusalem, he had constructed the First Temple that would become the resting place of one of the most mysterious ancient relics of the western world. It was from this sacred temple that nobles who accompanied Solomon’s son, Menelik, from Ethiopia and smuggled away the powerful reliquary. Within this golden container was supposed to lay the original tablets of law brought down from Sinai by Moses himself among other artifacts of the early Israelites. Many legends surround the whereabouts of this mystical relic but also the powers attributed to it. Was it a weapon of some alien design? Or perhaps a way to communicate with a higher power? This case file, join the Theorists as they become your top men, I said top men, in discussing...The Ark of the Covenant P

In 1939, construction workers and archaeologists excavating the grottoes beneath St. Peter’s Basilica stumbled upon a necropolis that held a number of stone coffins. One of the coffins held an inscription that indicated that St. Peter himself had been buried within. The bones were placed inside an unassuming shoe box and then recovered by the Vatican who kept them secured and away from close scrutiny. Vatican correspondent Bruno Bartoloni wrote that the bones were kept so closely guarded mainly because of a 1,000-year curse that had been placed on the resting place of St. Peter that would befall those who disturbed his final resting place. The Vatican has existed for over 2,000 years with its long-reaching influence in the western world-shaping many of the important events of history. Within its span as one of, if not the, most powerful organizations in Europe it’s not unusual that legends and rumors tell of the powerful secrets held within their vaults. This case file, join the Theorists as they take a spin

Mnemosyne, Greek goddess of memory and recall. Titan and mother of the nine Muses. She was usually invoked by ancient poets and historians to aid in their recall of written passages and past events. In legends, it was said she was given domain over a pool within the realm of Hades where those who drank of its waters were to forget their past lives in order to be reincarnated. Recently, there have arisen a number of seeming inconsistencies within the popular recollections of a generation which may suggest some people have taken a sip of that memory girl bathwater. Is there some type of multidimensional disturbance that has split the timelines and given rise to memories that stem from other realities? What happened to Jiffy peanut butter? Where did King Henry VIII’s turkey leg disappear to? This case file, join the Theorists as they poke holes in your collective memory with...The Mandela Effect Song of the week-Lucky Monkey-You Let Me Down Patreon, Socials, Website and everything ATT here: https://linktr.ee/ali

In 1963, Dr. Benjamin Simon was a practicing neuropsychiatrist with an office in the Back Bay district of Boston. He was a well-recognized authority in the use of hypnotherapy to treat patients affected by maladies resulting from what we recognize now as post traumatic stress disorder. Renowned for his work with WWII veterans he had decades of experience and was, by all accounts, a dedicated medical professional. In December of that year, a couple came to him on a referral to try and address experiences of recurring nightmares and what seemed to be amnesia concerning a few hours of a trip they had taken 2 years prior. During their return to their home in New Hampshire, the couple had reported witnessing a UFO that seemed to approach and follow their vehicle. Dr. Simon’s sessions with the husband and wife would bring to the surface terrifying memories, seemingly locked away within their subconscious, and provide the world with what is widely considered the first documented case of an alien abduction. This case

In September of 2010, UFO researcher Robert Hastings held a press conference that consisted of a number of former U.S. Air Force officials who had been stationed at various nuclear bases that claimed to have unexplained experiences that involved UFOs. The former service members described puzzling accounts where sudden malfunctions in missile launch and communication systems that seemed to follow within minutes of reports of strange lights or unidentified craft that appeared over or near their facilities. Recalling events not just reported in the U.S. but Europe and the former Soviet Union, it’s difficult to not see a correlation between UFOs and military bases housing nuclear arsenals. A series of events occurred in the Fall of 1975 in northeastern Maine that seem to support the theory that perhaps extraterrestrials were interested in the most destructive of human technologies of the time. This case file, join the Theorists as they produce one of the most historically accurate dramatizations of classified com

The very soul of our society is under attack. Wake up sheeple! The Illuminati puppet masters are pulling on the dark strings of their mega-corporations in order to create a new order of mindless drones who are subservient to their mass-produced, lab-grown, occultist scions. The elimination and replacement of birds was just the beginning! Who else could pull off such a sinister plan that would have an insane widespread ecological impact, collapsing multiple food chains and replacing our fine feathered friends with shadow government drones? Your beloved 90’s sitcoms were nothing but reverse satanic propaganda, painted over with neon colors and obscured by Zack Morris’ elegantly coiffed hair. The evidence is hidden right in front of you, in plain sight. Is it a coincidence, that one of the biggest music stars of a generation also has a resemblance to a high priestess of the church of Satan, and the event that cemented her as a pop culture icon involved a sacred occultist ritual that was broadcasted around the gl

In the late 1980’s most airlines were without formal UFO reporting systems. The bulk of UFO reports made by commercial pilots were handled by private organizations such as the Mutual UFO Network. Without a formal protocol for reporting UFOs only a handful of pilots have made it onto official reports about strange phenomena they’ve witnessed during their flights. Not to mention, often pilots feel pressured to keep their experiences secret as discussion about some of these strange events can be detrimental to their careers. On the evening of November 17, 1986 a Japanese Airlines flight traveling through the skies of Alaska would be witness to one of the most terrifying events of the crew's careers. A 30-minute encounter that was backed up radar that remains, to this day, as one of the most intriguing and detailed UFO cases reported by a crew of a commercial airline. This case file, join the Theorists as they put their seats and tray tables in their upright positions and talk about the tale of...The Japanese

Contained within the Tibetan Book of the Dead, is a description of a realm the spans between death and one’s rebirth. Bardo, as it is named, is outlined as a state of existence where consciousness is free of the physical body.  According to this philosophy, it is within this state the consciousness is unchained and free to stretch out and experience the truest sense of reality. Unfortunately, this stage of enlightenment can be quickly followed by terrifying hallucinations and a person who is not properly trained or enlightened can become trapped within extended cycles of memory where they recall and experience their thoughtless actions during their lifetime. Statistics show that nearly 17% of those who are close to death experience a wide range of phenomena which they describe occurrences like distorted time, out of body experiences, and communicating with deceased relatives. These events have noticeable and long-lasting effects on those who seemingly return from the edges of death. This case file, join the T

In May of 1951, 60 miles north of present-day Seoul, South Korea, a U.S. Army regiment was preparing an artillery bombardment when a strange glowing object descended towards them from a nearby mountain. The craft approached close enough that a private was able to take aim and fire armor-piercing rounds and seemingly strike the object eliciting a metallic sound. Suddenly, the craft began to emit a beam of light that swept across the positions of the terrified service members. Some reported feeling a kind of burning sensation throughout their body as the light covered them. The craft then shot off at a 45-degree angle leaving the soldiers confused and fearing they had seen some kind of new Soviet superweapon. Within days, the men started reporting symptoms that seemed to resemble radiation sickness. Similar symptoms were reported by two women and a young boy who were unfortunate enough to encounter a similar craft on a December night in 1980. This encounter would leave at least one of the ladies completely deb

Much of Alexander the Great’s success has been attributed to his desire for not only conquest but also for the pursuit of knowledge. This attitude was adopted by many of his generals and contemporaries where it became a sign of nobility to have large and extensive libraries. In the city that bears his name, Alexandria, Alexander’s companion Ptolemy I became king of Egypt after Alexander’s death and decided to continue his former friend and king’s legacy of learning. At the time, Alexandria was the largest city in the western world and it was the ideal place for a grand library to be built. Not only a library, but an institute where scholars from all over the Hellenistic world would be invited to study and lecture on areas like astronomy, mathematics, history, and medicine. Thousands of translations of ancient Egyptian texts and early Greek histories would come to be housed within its walls. The exact location of this grand library is now a mystery, rumors of its destruction and the vast volumes of knowledge l

In cultures across Asia, there are tales of semi-divine beings who are depicted as having both human and serpent-like characteristics. These beings, known as the Naga, were often described as powerful, wise, adept in the way of sorcery, and also sometimes possessing enormous riches in their underground lairs. One ability that was often observed was the power to transform their appearance to look completely human. In Southeast Asian cultures they are depicted as large snakes sometimes having multiple heads and worshipped as deities that control the waters of rivers and also bring rain. In the past few centuries, power and wealth have seemed to become more and more centralized and come under the control of a few groups and individuals. Rumors of these persons and financial institutions belonging to, or being controlled by, an ancient race of scaly overlords from beyond the stars have taken root in the collective consciousness of western culture. To the point where perhaps as many as 4% of the U.S. population be

In Aztec culture, the heart was believed to be a fragment of the sun’s heat. A small fraction of their Sun God’s power that waged a constant battle against the forces of chaos and darkness. It was considered an honor for one to have their heart sacrificed to aid the sun god in their celestial war. In cultures around the world the heart is often recognized for both its physical and spiritual importance. Seen as a vessel for the human soul or the seat of the individual self the heart plays an important role in legend and folklore. Being such a powerful symbol of love and life it’s not hard to see why creatures that have a hunger for the human heart are often the most feared. Beasts and spirits that not only find the human heart a particularly tasty morsel, but could also twist and turn their victims and drain them of their very souls. This case file, join the Theorists as chill out with some frosty weens and icy vagines in...Valentine’s Day Creepy CreaturesPatreon, Socials, Website and everything ATT here: http

In the southeastern coastal region of India, sits the state of Andhra Pradesh. Beginning in the 16th century, a region of the state known as Golconda became the premier location for mining and trading precious gems. For 300 years merchants from around the world would travel to this specific area to search for diamonds that were of unmatched quality and size. Kings, Sultans, and Emperors all came to covet and desire the gems produced at the Golconda Mines. Throughout history, some of the wealthiest and most powerful rulers throughout Asia and Europe all possessed massive diamonds that were brought up from the depths of the Indian mines. Legends and rumors swirl about some of the most notable diamonds that came from the area. Tales of jewels stolen from ancient temples and ancient gods seeking vengeance on those that would seek to possess their power. Of the multitude of world-famous diamonds that still survive to this day in collections around the world, one has been marked as perhaps one of the most cursed it

Minus 128.56 degrees Fahrenheit was the coldest day to be recorded in human history in Vostok, Antarctica. The icy continent can boast of the lowest temperatures, driest valley, and highest winds on average of any location on Earth. Looking at these facts it is hard to imagine at one time the world’s 5th largest continent was not covered in ice. Far into the planet’s past scientists have found enough evidence to soundly support the idea that Antarctica was once located around the same modern-day latitudes of Australia and New Zealand. Some of this evidence is taken from studies done of the ancient ‘fossil forests’ located on Antarctica. These remains of ancient plants have given scientists a whole new perspective on how plants evolved from some of their earliest ancestors. As more stunning discoveries flow from the frozen tundras every day, claims of crashed UFOs, abandoned nazi bases, and lost civilizations still make the headlines. Some even claim that buried beneath the ancient ice are entrances to the hol

Beginning in the year 250 A.D. the Mayan culture of Central America reached new heights of civilization. Marked by outstanding advancements in art, science, and architecture this period is referred to as the Mayan classic period. Also during this time, modern scientists have identified a widespread cultural practice of cranial deformation whose origins seemed to be deeply rooted in humanity’s past. From the many examples of art dated to this period, archaeologists have been able to form theories that link this practice within the Mayan civilization to a complex social hierarchy that incorporated two very different techniques for the shaping of their skulls. Some scientists cite the analysis of artistic depictions from the period that some of these techniques were meant to imitate the skulls of sacred animals like the jaguar, which represented power. Other scientists point to paintings of the god of fertility and other members of the Mayan pantheon which were drawn with similar cranial modifications. This prac

Between 1972 and 1973, in modern-day Syria, archaeologists began an excavation of what they originally thought was an ancient farming village located in the Euphrates valley in an area known as Tell Abu Hureyra. The scientists were surprised to discover that there was another settlement from the Paleolithic era buried underneath the remains of the later settlement. Archaeologists were able to determine that the earlier village had been a society of hunter-gatherers who had perhaps settled in the valley more than 12,000 years ago. Around that same time period is when scientists have studied and determined there had been a dramatic climate shift that actually seemed to halt the Earth’s exit from its last Ice Age. Even more fascinating, is that a new study of the soil and artifacts found at Abu Hureyra, revealed the settlement had been obliterated by a fragment of a comet. This finding seems to support the relatively new theory that this unusual climatic event may have been the result of a single or even multipl

In 1952 The United States Air Force began to experience an unprecedented build-up of reports of sightings of unidentified aerial phenomenon. Project Blue Book had been tasked to investigate these sightings which included events like the Washington flap. These sightings had become such a large concern the Director of Central Intelligence, General Walter Bedell Smith, issued a memo voicing his worries these events could be seen as some kind of psychological warfare and perhaps begin a widespread panic. The year prior, even before Project Blue Book had been formed, The U.S. Air Force had already begun investigating these occurrences and collecting interviews with witnesses. One of the earliest cases to be investigated was a sighting that happened in a town in northeast Texas. Over a period of several days, witnesses reported strange luminous objects that silently passed over their town in close formation at tremendous speeds. This event was closely followed by another even more fantastic mass sighting just 30 mi

Minnesota Come one, come all to witness the most marvelous of sights! A genuine mystery said to have been lifted from the frozen waters off the coast of Russia and straight from humanity’s murky past. An icy enigma that will absolutely make you question the evolutionary origins of our most ancient ancestors. A biological specimen so fantastic that Smithsonian scientists have even co-opted the FBI to try and pry it from it’s proprietor’s private collection. This hyperborean hairy hominid encased in a solid block of ice is one the world’s only preserved evidence of an as-of-yet undiscovered primate species living in isolated parts of the northern hemisphere. This case file, join the Theorists as they shell out .35 cents to take a peek at the sideshow attraction of...The Minnesota Ice Ice Man Support your boys and your favorite show on Patreon. 100 hours of bonus content, early access to extended live recordings of the show, bonus episodes, discord access, and more! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/b