You Total Cult

 Chill out, dickwad. Craig gets ready to become a husband- and so we drink. Also, what if Speed took place in an ice cream truck??? We have the answer- and so we drink again. Finally, a discussion on Guardians Of The Galaxy in a car- with no drink. That would be silly.   There are … Continue reading You Total Cult Ep. 30: The Galactic Stagcast →

“Can you just….?” “No”. YTC hunkers down on the sofa of life to discuss some hidden gems of TV shows, to attempt a resurrection of past TV shows and to look at the upcoming DC-led charge of Superhero shows. Meanwhile true British pastimes leak into the show as a 007 Tournament Of Death takes place, … Continue reading You Total Cult Ep. 29: TV Times →

We are your density.  The eccentricities of Mr. Crispin Glover are touched upon as the YTC crew await a rare visit from him at a special screening. In addition, two British and American icons of the Marvel Universe are  examined as Captain America’s forgotten 1990 movie is examined and Casting for an unlikely-Captain Britain movie … Continue reading You Total Cult Ep. 28: Captain Glover →

The Ultimaaaaate Poooooodcassssst! Craig returns from the wilderness in time to mock manly soap-opera, WrestleMania XXX. Meanwhile Phil from Chis & Phil present turns up with some hot Thai action for the boys. Oh, and some most unfortunate timing means some unintentional Ultimate Warrior comments… RIP  Warrior! There are a variety of other ways in … Continue reading You Total Cult Ep. 27: Thai-Mania →

You’re in a dark room… The Knightmare TV show was a staple of nerdy British children from the 1980’s and 1990’s. It was also made into a board game. We tackle it alongside the man who created our jingle. There are a variety of other ways in which you can listen to You Total Cult. … Continue reading You Total Cult Ep. 26: A Right Mare →

R.I.P. Harold  Recorded the day before Harold Ramis’ passing, the boys discuss the glory of Caddyshack and other, lesser known sports-films worth seeing. They also make time to discuss the longest running sports show on TV, ponder pro-wrestlers physiques and assess the worth of celebrity diamonds. There are a variety of other ways in which … Continue reading You Total Cult Ep. 25: Fried Gold →

Hmm… Shellsuits…. Hmm.  A look back at Cult-isms of our youths means its a discussion on first films at the cinema, forgotten video games and even Russell T. Davis children’s sci-fi series from 1990!  Oh and the beginning of an Inter-Podcast war! There are a variety of other ways in which you can listen to … Continue reading You Total Cult Ep 24: A New Mope →

Michael and Craig look back (probably to avoid facing the future). Reviewing the year for the best and worst in Cinema, yet find time to mix in alternative Seasonal Jingles! There are a variety of other ways in which you can listen to You Total Cult. You can automatically download the podcast via iTunes, RSS, … Continue reading You Total Cult Ep. 23: 2013, We Hardly Knew Ye →

Give the Mounties a call- this Canuck is defo peado-Material. Small town murders and Canadian hobo-ghosts make for a jam packed evening, as our two heroes break Phil Newton’s brain once-and-for-all. There are a variety of other ways in which you can listen to You Total Cult. You can automatically download the podcast via iTunes, … Continue reading You Total Cult Ep 22: The Vowels Are Not What They Seem →

He honks his horn mid-air. Michael gets his Arnie on to which Craig despairs, and Bill Murray as Batman is debated. Bill may not be the hero we deserve, but is he the hero we need? There are a variety of other ways in which you can listen to You Total Cult. You can automatically … Continue reading You Total Cult Ep 21: Pipe Down! →

Invisible shrinkage  In which the more things change, the more they stay the same as our two heroes once more talk loudly in a cinema… Oh and all the Universal Monsters get into a scrap. There are a variety of other ways in which you can listen to You Total Cult. You can automatically download … Continue reading You Total Cult Ep. 20: A New Hope →

Costa del Cults In which Craig and Mike recorded this weeks ago and forgot to put it out, so what was a timely discussion of British comedy is now simply out of date. Sloppy  There are a variety of other ways in which you can listen to You Total Cult. You can automatically download the … Continue reading You Total Cult Ep. 19: You See What Happens Larry? →

How many beans make 5? In which Mike and Craig join forces to kick a three legged puppy. Also, watch what happens when you rip off a $180 million dollar film in 28 days.  There are a variety of other ways in which you can listen to You Total Cult. You can automatically download the … Continue reading You Total Cult Ep. 18: Not French Enough →

3 and a Half Stars     In which Craig and Mike remember a braver time when superheroes could still wear underpants over trousers and dredge through consumer reviews to avoid coming up with any original material.      There are a variety of other ways in which you can listen to You Total Cult. … Continue reading You Total Cult Ep. 17: Everyone’s A Critic →

 Kick him in the shins! In which Craig and Mike dare pull back the curtains to look inside the room and find a bunch of old age pensioners duking it out mano-a-mano, they also remember some old films.    There are a variety of other ways in which you can listen to You Total Cult. … Continue reading You Total Cult Ep. 16: To The Death →

Dayman! In which Craig and Mike finally get their shit together to make a podcast, but the result is a shambling, rambling, Frankenstein’s creature for which simple existence is excruciating agony. Featuring the 90’s vision of the digital future and a trip to Paddy’s pub.  There are a variety of other ways in which you can … Continue reading You Total Cut Ep.15 Culsterpod 2: The Omnishambles! →

New Year; New Lows   Despite a slapdash approach to the pod that borders on passive aggression, Craig and Mike manage to tip their hats to Ben Wheatley and Franco Nero and look forward through 2013, in an way that attempts optimism but often falls on cold indifference. We Apologise.    There are a variety … Continue reading You Total Cult Ep. 14: The Clusterpod →

  2012 in review! In which Craig and Mike make arbitrary lists that mean very little in real world terms but seem to be absolutely essential in maintaining any sort of credibility as podcasters, bloggers or critics.    There are a variety of other ways in which you can listen to You Total Cult. You … Continue reading You Total Cult Ep. 13: In Memoriam →

Is… Is that Wookie Porn? In which Craig and Mike visit the new picture house at Komedia, and experience the ultimate mythical extravagance including a northern circus, middle aged sex pests and public-wookie masturbation.  There are a variety of other ways in which you can listen to You Total Cult. You can automatically download the … Continue reading You Total Cult Ep.12: The Holiday Special →

Your friend’s a fucking clown shoe, you know that? In which craig and mike let even the most modest of achievements go to their heads and forget some very basic podcasting principles, make slanderous accusations of well known personalities and discuss some video game films with a special guest. Don Coscarelli is the you total … Continue reading You Total Cult Ep. 11: The Don’s Bollocks →