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Idea: Movie where we have a plot for 75% of the movie and then a different plot for 25% of the movie and there's nothing in common between them. Enter, Winter's Tale

What happens when you're tasked with making a sequel to a classic that you doubt you can top? Well, one possible answer is to make an entirely different kind of movie to surprise your audience. Also include a brain gremlin to up the merchandising.

In fact, I'd rather not see you.

The star of this movie called it "A piece of shit", she was correct. 

Life brings you moments every now and then that are so rare and so special that you must appreciate the countless decisions and events that made it possible. Cursed is one of those moments. a 2.5 year shoot time, multiple actors phoning in performances, an utter lack of vision for what it wanted to be, this movie is a miracle. Go Get to the Podcast and listen to the episode about the movie where a werewolf flips off the cops.

He's back.

Big moment for GTTP. We are finally tackling one of our patron saints biggest films. Terminator. Nothing else needs to be said.

Why are you reading this? You are wasting time. There is over six billion dollars of buried treasure in the world's oceans and you're reading a podcast episode description? John Stockwell would be disgusted with your lack of hustle. Go buy a radar detector and a snorkel and get to work you're already a billionaire you just didn't do the work yet!

Sir, the movie is bad, sir.

Han Solo and James Bond vs. E.T.

Undisputed GTTP king CHRISTIAN SLATER makes his triumphant return to the Pod today with 1996’s JOHN WOO/JOHN TRAVOLTA action hit BROKEN ARROW! Unacknowledged nuclear fallout, good old fashioned 1990’s Hollywood racism, and a side of prudent financial advice from big bad Travolta are all in store for you on this week’s ep. Time to Get to the Podcast people.

I was going to do a write-up for this episode, but I'm on vacation.

Pointless evil plan alert! GTTP loves a good plan that is both useless AND stupid and Disturbing Behavior features a great example. Parents, is your child...basically normal? If so, sign their souls over to a man you just met so they can wear a cardigan to school at 17 years old. Totally worth it.

Get to the Podcast gets to the nature of reality with this week’s 2019 hit SERENITY.  Matthew McConaughey as a hard drinking chain smoking fishing boat captain?  Anne Hathaway as his ex wife who comes back into his life with murderous intent?  A bats%$t Jason Clarke as the abusive new husband and would be murder victim?  Sounds like classic film noir to me!  Just kidding that’s only the first 50 minutes.  Get to the podcast today to hear what we think of both halves of this… one of a kind film.

The darkest episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia was on the verge of happening in this week's film, and then it just...didn't. Then we almost had an Ike Barenholtz leading hero move, and then...we didn't. What we were left with was....something? Whether that something was any good is the real question. 

This week the guys are doing a third straight movie about the apocalypse. Wonder where this inspiration is coming from? 28 Days Later is this week's movie, which is either a smash hit zombie movie, or a genre ruining movie that doesn't even feature zombies, tune in to find out who is right.

This week we examine what happens when you take a beloved property and turn it into a surefire hit movie by....not making the movie anything like the original story. That's right, this week we're covering one of the worst adaptations into film ever: Resident Evil. Why would they need to keep the tension, the constant dread, and eery setting for a story when you could just make a sterile action movie that isn't remotely scary? Get to the Podcast and find out.

An uncharismatic crime drama or underrated gem? This is the question of Year of the Dragon. On the one hand we have Mickey Rourke firing on all cylinders, on the other we have some of the worst casting we've ever covered in any film. The runner up choice for the last gangster month movie is this week's episode, decide for yourselves!

World got you down? Fear of the unknown creeping into your thoughts as we're all quarantined in our homes? Well take your mind off all that with this episode about the movie Outbreak! That's right let's talk about the world's worst pandemic response team ease your mind as you watch them splash and needle themselves with infected blood and watch the world's most irresponsible citizens kiss their girlfriends while bleeding from their eyeballs. You know, a real escape from it all. Get to the Podcast because where else can you get to these days? Stay safe and enjoy!

Get to the Podcast is going back to the sentimental family comedy well this week with 1994's ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD?  Before he did the Vietnam War kids movie Danny Glover got his feet wet with the is God real kids movie.  Tony Danza?  Check.  Christopher Lloyd at the tail end of his career 4 years after the last Back to the Future?  Check.  A pro smoking disney movie?  BIG CHECK.