One Word, Go! Show

Holy shitpigeon it's been awhile! There is a lot happening behind the scenes at One Word, Go! This episode was recorded last month in August, but the editing process was held up due to some unforeseen circumstances - don't worry. Mat will inevitably be talking (bitching, complaining, whining) about what's been going on in an upcoming episode. You'll be in the loop soon enough. But for now... One Word, Go! is back, baby! On today's episode, Mat's brother Jason joins us as we answer questions asked by you!  Find out the answers to burning questions such as, "which is the best way to serve eggs?" and "where is my wallet?" Also, Mat does even more terrible impressions, Fish gets grossed out by chicken-fetuses, Andrew shows off his spot-on narrator skills, Breanne doesn't think she's an idiot, and Jason finally gives Mat the recognition he's been craving his whole life, followed by a touching-if-not-creepy brotherly hug. Save 25% on One Word, Go! stuff by using coupon code: "shitpigeon" in the One Word, Go! Sh

This week's word is "Procrastinate", sent to us by Terri! On today's disastrous show, the girls are away so the boys produce whatever the hell this monstrosity of an episode is. Mat finally takes down the colony of ants that have been living in his apartment for the last few months, Dan assumes that anybody with a British accent is a billionaire, and Andrew grows fond of a kitten that just won't leave him alone. Giant thanks to Carter from The Ends of the World! podcast for playing an incredibly convincing Mickey the bartender in today's intro! Next week we'll be doing a special "Ask the Idiots" episode! Get your questions to us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or posting in the Facebook group! Save 25% on One Word, Go! stuff by using coupon code: "shitpigeon" in the One Word, Go! Shop! The song at the end of today's show is called Procrastination by Alex Lewis! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com

This week's word is "Hangover", sent to us by Jmac! On today's show, Breanne gives her top hangover tips, Fish takes a bath in mustard, Dan's genitals look like a majestic eagle, Mat listens to bar patrons sing intentional karaoke, and Andrew has a tattoo of one of the other hosts that stretches from his inner thigh to his neck. Huge thanks to Jonas Polsky from The Jokes For Today podcast for playing the Support Group guy at the top of today's show! He nailed that role. Next week's word is "procrastinate", so get your stories into us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), sending us an email to podcast@onewordgoshow.com, or posting in the Facebook group! Save 25% on One Word, Go! stuff by using coupon code: "shitpigeon" in the One Word, Go! Shop! The song at the end of today's show is called Hangover by Max Webster! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469)

This week's word is "Karma", sent to us by Justin! On today's show, Breanne returns from BC after failing on her dreams, and tells us about the time she saved a child from the dreaded Pembina river, Fish believes in ghosts but not karma, Old Man Andrew talks about the good old days when jokes lacked punchlines, Dan donates blood (but not to vampires), and Mat does an incredibly poor impression of Shrek. Next week's word is "hangover", so get your stories into us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), sending us an email to podcast@onewordgoshow.com, or posting in the Facebook group! Save 25% on One Word, Go! stuff by using coupon code: "shitpigeon" in the One Word, Go! Shop! The song at the end of today's show is called Karma Chameleon by Culture Club! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/onewordgo

This week's word is "Phobia", sent to us by Jayla! On today's show, Fish's grandmother is afraid of being "thyunda-struck!", Dan stays away from glass floors and high places, Andrew would like the bees to buzz off, and Mat is planning to talk to Shaq about his ant problem. Mat's voice has some crazy bass in both this episode, and the extra we posted last week, which were recorded back-to-back. That'll be fixed for next week! Next week's word is "karma", so get your stories into us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or sending us an email to podcast@onewordgoshow.com! Save 25% on One Word, Go! stuff by using coupon code: "shitpigeon" in the One Word, Go! Shop! The song at the end of today's show is called Phobia Song by Kris Kitko! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/onewordgo The One Word, Go!

Today's extra is more like a bonus episode. We discuss our wacky camping trip, where Mat got hit in the junk with a Frisbee, Dan annoyed everyone with his 200 lumens, Andrew couldn't sleep due to an incredibly intoxicated Mélissa, who was more concerned about "perfect beer-drinking temperature" and alcoholic gummy bears than she was Fish, who nearly turned into a cyclops in the blink of an eye (pun intended). --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/onewordgo The One Word, Go! Show is a proud affiliate of The Webcast Beacon Network! Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

This week's word is "Toys", sent to us by Steaky! Sorry for the poor audio levels this episode. We were playing with new equipment, and things got a little mixed up. Will be fixed for next week. On today's show, Mat carries around a limp dog with lady genitals, Mélissa sticks mystery object in a no-no spot, Fish learns about Creepy Crawlers, Andrew flashes everyone in a dark room with his Stretch Armstrong, and Dan has Cubs. Next week's word is "phobia", so get your stories into us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or sending us an email to podcast@onewordgoshow.com! Save 25% on One Word, Go! stuff by using coupon code: "shitpigeon" in the One Word, Go! Shop! The song at the end of today's show is from a Nickelodeon Flash Screen commercial from the '90s! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/

This week's word is "Doctor", sent to us by Jackle! On today's show, Dan tries to kick two balls with each foot at one time and gets Master Splinter on his fingers, Andrew nearly burns his hand off for science and goes "zoom zoom" over lasers in his sleep (explained by Mélissa), Fish gets kicked in the face by a horse and gets fondled by a doctor behind a KFC, and Mat learns how to ride a bike and decides to go head to head with a tire. But seriously, disrobe. Next week's word is "toys", so get your stories into us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or sending us an email to podcast@onewordgoshow.com! Save 25% on One Word, Go! stuff by using coupon code: "shitpigeon" in the One Word, Go! Shop! The song at the end of today's show is called Bad Case of Loving You by Robert Palmer! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo F

Before we record an episode of the show, we typically do a "soundcheck". This often results in some ridiculous banter that, while hilarious, doesn't have a place in a particular episode. As such, these little snippets of comedy never see the light of day. Sometimes, however, we remember to save particularly funny soundchecks, and upload them as "extras". Today's extra showcases how we can masterfully take one subject and twist the conversation until we land somewhere else entirely. In just under four minutes, we go from mini-fridges, to crying, to The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, to ghosts, to murderers, to screenplays, to starting a band. Enjoy. --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/onewordgo The One Word, Go! Show is a proud affiliate of The Webcast Beacon Network! Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

This week's word is "Carwash", sent to us by Mat's Mom! On today's show, Andrew exits his vehicle while inside a carwash, Fish learns about NRBs (No Reason Boners), Mat teaches how to wash a car and give a blowjob, while Dan challenges Mat to a d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel in the "nerd hood". Next week's word is "doctor", so get your stories into us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or sending us an email to podcast@onewordgoshow.com! Save 25% on One Word, Go! stuff by using coupon code: "shitpigeon" in the One Word, Go! Shop! The song at the end of today's show is called Car Wash by Rose Royce! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/onewordgo The One Word, Go! Show is a proud affiliate of The Webcast Beacon Network! Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

This week's word is "Aliens", sent to us by Kevin! On today's show, Dan takes the lead role in several of your favourite science fiction movies and gets trapped inside his place of work, Andrew becomes the new Google and doesn't get credit for his contributions, Fish can't say "extraterrestrial" and reads a news article about the death of a classic red-headed comic book hero, and Mat calls Steven Spielberg on the phone to ask him a question, resulting in a fascinating and insightful interview. Next week's word is "carwash", so get your stories into us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or sending us an email to podcast@onewordgoshow.com! Save 25% on One Word, Go! stuff by using coupon code: "shitpigeon" in the One Word, Go! Shop! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/onewordgo The One Word, Go!

This week's word is "underpants", sent to us by Katie! On today's show, Mat gets pooped on by a bird after being warned by a bumble bee, Andrew goes to the world's skeeziest strip club, Dan learns about phone books, and Fish goes commando all day every day. Next week's word is "aliens", so get your stories into us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or sending us an email to podcast@onewordgoshow.com! The song at the end of today's show is The Underpants Song by Rudy! Save 25% on One Word, Go! stuff by using coupon code: "shitpigeon" in the One Word, Go! Shop! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/onewordgo The One Word, Go! Show is a proud affiliate of The Webcast Beacon Network! Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

This week's word is "awesome", sent to us by Chatroulette! On today's show, Mat's carrot-Mom is drunk and possibly topless thanks to tequila boom-booms in Mexico, Mat learns the miracle of bidets and chats about "the picks", Dan gives us some inside info on Ikea, and Fish cuts her own bang's like she's a toddler with a Barbie. Still save 20% on One Word, Go! branded shot glasses by using coupon code: alcohol Next week's word is "underpants", so get your stories into us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or sending us an email to podcast@onewordgoshow.com! The song at the end of today's show is Everything Is AWESOME!!! by Tegan and Sara feat. The Lonely Island! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/onewordgo The One Word, Go! Show is a proud affiliate of The Webcast Beacon Network! Share:Faceb

This week's word is "superpowers", sent to us by Bradley (Yogro)! It's been exactly two years since Episode 3: "Superpowers" was originally posted back on April 24th of 2013! To celebrate, we revisit the word "superpowers" by discussing our very own superhero alter-egos. Mat is Time Sham, a tricky hero who stops crime by stopping time. Fish is soaking wet and soaring through the sky as The Flying Fish. Dan shoots miraculous icicles from his frozen rock-hard super-nipples as Frost Lass. Andrew is Count Volt, an electrical powerhouse who may be more foe than friend. Breanne, while no longer on the show, still warms our hearts as the Cinder Mistress. Together, we are... The Go-Hosts! Be sure to check out the amazing artwork for this episode below, created by Mat's brother Jason Torchia! Next week's word is "awesome", so get your awesome stories into us by leaving an awesome comment below, calling in to the awesome voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or sending us an awesome email to podcast@o

APRIL FOOLS! Within the first 30 seconds of this "episode", I'm sure you could tell we were playing a trick on you. Listening to Dan sing is one of the most painful things in the world, so we decided to have some fun with you guys. How far did you make it? Say what you'd like, but I think he nailed The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) by Ylvis. This week's word is "karaoke", sent to us by Loki! On today's show, Daniel is a firework, Mat's sex is on fire, Andrew hates everything about you, and Fish won't stop believin'. Next week's word is undecided, so get your stories into us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or sending us an email to podcast@onewordgoshow.com! --- The One Word, Go! Show is a proud affiliate of The Webcast Beacon Network! Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/onewordgo Share:Fac

This week's word is "troll", sent to us by Adam! On today's show, Mat reads about a gay bassoon, Dan explains Minecraft, Andrew sums up trolls in one sentence, and Fish allows us to laugh about an old school project at her expense... Aaaand boy, do we ever take the opportunity. Next week's word is "karaoke", so get your stories into us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or sending us an email to podcast@onewordgoshow.com! The song at the end of today's show is I am Very Glad, Because I'm Finally Returning Back Home by Eduard Khil! Listen to Fish's uninterrupted school project "The Fight"! --- The One Word, Go! Show is a proud affiliate of The Webcast Beacon Network! Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

This week's word is "starbucks", sent to us by Steaky! On today's show, Fish talks about the laziest coffee theif, Andrew cries over spilled spoiled milk, Dan gives advice on how to get free food, and Mat threatens to kill himself over ridiculous drink combinations. We also discuss babies buying records, buying a billboard, and sing happy birthday to our friend. Still save 20% on One Word, Go! branded shot glasses by using coupon code: alcohol Next week's word is "troll", so get your stories into us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or sending us an email to podcast@onewordgoshow.com! The song at the end of today's show is Starbucks by Kevin Yee! --- The One Word, Go! Show is a proud affiliate of The Webcast Beacon Network! Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterDig

This week's word is "boredom", sent to us by GeoJamster! On today's show, Mat discovers a conspiracy in our local school system, Dan causes a car accident with nothing but his eyes (no hands!), Andrew creates games on his calculator like a nerd, and Fish hears a blood-curdling scream late at night. Also, we pause the show due to an impromptu shriek coming from our neighbours apartment. (Not to be confused with an impromptu Shrek, which is equally as terrifying.) Still save 20% on One Word, Go! branded shot glasses by using coupon code: alcohol Next week's word is "Starbucks", so get your stories into us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or sending us an email to podcast@onewordgoshow.com! The song at the end of today's show is Boredom by The Buzzcocks! --- The One Word, Go! Show is a proud affiliate of The Webcast Beacon Network! Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW //

This week's word is "alcohol", sent to us by Ian N.! On today's show, Andrew plays a polite game of beer pong, Fish passes out naked in a bathtub, Dan saves a party on foot, and Mat takes food from silhouette strangers. Save 20% on One Word, Go! branded shot glasses by using coupon code: alcohol Next week's word is "boredom", so get your stories into us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or sending us an email to podcast@onewordgoshow.com! The song at the end of today's show is Pumpin' It Up by P-Funk All Stars! --- The One Word, Go! Show is a proud affiliate of The Webcast Beacon Network! Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

This week's word is "stranded", sent to us by Morgan! On today's show, Mat gets eaten by everybody, Andrew makes a plan for island survival involving babies, Dan shaves his head for children, Fish gets a "shut the hell up" bell, and Mat's Mom talks about the time she thought she was going to die in a river. Next week's word is "alcohol", so get your stories into us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or sending us an email to podcast@onewordgoshow.com! The song at the end of today's show is Stranded by Heart! --- The One Word, Go! Show is a proud affiliate of The Webcast Beacon Network! Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon