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Sorry for the late episode - Mat's computer exploded! Today's word is "Wish" sent to us by Princess Jasmine! On today's show, Andrew gets three wishes to use as he sees fit, Dan tries to defend Walt Disney by comparing him to Hitler, Mélissa wants all the food with none of the effort, and Mat tries to find a loophole in Genie's 3 rules. Next week's word is "retail"! Get your stories to us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or post in our Facebook group! The song at the end of today's show is called When You Wish Upon A Star by Cliff Edwards - and our overlords the Wonderful World of Disney! (Please don't sue us, Walt.) --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

On today's show, Andrew has a fabulous ass and majestic lady-hair, Mélissa provides us with a plethora of chicken facts, Dan learns to not be friends with Mat, who lets people take the rap for his own vandalism-related crimes. Next week's word is "wish"! Get your stories to us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or post in our Facebook group! The song at the end of today's show is called Vandalize by Luther Dickinson! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

On today's show, Mat raps about Chewbacca and Han Solo, Dan accidentally sends explicit messages to the wrong person, Andrew gets upset over the loss of his expensive cookies, and Mélissa buys Andrew a Kander Surprise™ filled with a less than appealing Grout figurine. Next week's word is "vandalism"! Get your questions to us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or post in our Facebook group! The song at the end of today's show is called Malfunction (Cro-Mags Cover) by Lavalette! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

Last week we teased you with our April Fools episode. We apologize for that. On today's show, Andrew gets booted and pays for freedom, Mat has no idea how to do most things including shaving and using shower curtains, Dan craves a delicious bacon melt (seriously, how good would a bacon melt be right now?) and we grill Mélissa about her poor hygiene including peeing in the shower. Next week's word is "malfunction"! Get your questions to us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or post in our Facebook group! The song at the end of today's show is called No Parking on the Dance Floor by Midnight Star! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

APRIL FOOLS! It just wouldn't be the start of April without us playing a little joke on you. In addition to the near-hour long "episode" of Mat attempting to park a car, we posted some insane tweets on our Twitter feed to compliment the ridiculous show notes below. Oh well... at least the shoulder-angels were legit. We apologize for playing this trick on you, but at least it was better than Dan singing for half an hour, our 2015 April Fools gag! Don't worry! The real version of Episode 101: "Parking" will be up on April 5th! On today's show, Mat sets fire to a '96 Honda Accord, Dan parks on top of a sacred ancient Indian burial ground, Andrew becomes a meter maid and learns how to maid meters, and Mélissa explodes. Next week's word is "malfunction"! Get your questions to us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or post in our Facebook group! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844

On today's show, we blow smoke up our own asses as we celebrate hitting our 100th episode! While today's word, "unicorn", takes back-seat to a game of "Who Said That?", we have fun reminiscing over past clips from the show including our favourite ridiculous quotes from Mat, Dan, Andrew, Mélissa, Fish, Breanne, and Mitch, as well as a few special guests that have helped us reach this magnificent milestone. Thanks for everything, everyone! Here's to the next 100! Also, Mat has no idea that unicorns are mythical creatures. Next week's word is "parking"! Get your questions to us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or post in our Facebook group! The song at the end of today's show is called The Unicorn Song by The Irish Rovers! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitte

On today's show, Mat finds his car at Maboob's, Dan pays for ad space on his own show, Andrew puts two Japanese people in a room and watches them, Melissa waits at the window for packages. The song at the end of today's show is called I Hold No Grudge by Nina Simone! Special thanks to Reddit user /u/Omegatoko for his voicework in the intro! Don't forget to check out our 2015 Christmas special, Chilled to the Brim, by clicking here! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

On today's show, Dan flips the burg' and eats glue, Andrew motorboats a dog and defends Snapchat, Mat wakes up to an x-rated sitcom and acts like a teenager, and Mélissa catches one of the other hosts time travelling, then eats a button. Don't forget to check out our 2015 Christmas special, Chilled to the Brim, by clicking here! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

The One Word, Go! Show continues their yearly tradition of Christmas shenanigans with Chilled to the Brim! Mat, Dan, Andrew and Mélissa come into possession of a magical top hat with the ability to breathe life into whatever head it rests upon. Let's just hope it doesn't end up on the wrong head... You can listen to last year's Christmas special, The New Claus, by clicking here! A huge thanks to everyone who participated in making Chilled to the Brim possible: Mat Torchia - Writer, "Mat", "Clausdroid", "Phone Elf" Jason Torchia - Writer, "Twinklenose",  "Newscaster", "Mall Employee" Dan Loree - "Dan" Andrew Sturgess - "Andrew" Mélissa C. - "Mélissa" Meghan T. - Writer, "Fred the Snowman" Kristian T. - "Little Boy" Shelley T. - "Mom" If I forgot to name you, I am sincerely sorry! Let me know, so I can correct that ASAP. --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com

Christmas is fast approaching, and you know what that means: A new One Word, Go! Christmas Special! Just in case you forgot the epic adventure the One Word, Go! crew went on last year, we thought we'd repost 2014's Special called The New Claus. Without spoiling anything, we can tell you that an infamous character that was introduced in The New Claus appears in the 2015 Special. If you've yet to listen, we highly suggest you do. Talk to you soon! From the original post: Posted on December 25, 2014: Merry Christmas from all of us at OWG! In this year's Christmas Special, events from last year's Twelve Words of Xmas have come back to haunt the One Word, Go! Show crew! Mat, Dan, Fish, and Andrew venture outside Mat's living room and into North Pole, Alaska, where an old friend is being held hostage by Twinklenose, an elf with a height complex and a gun. A huge thanks to everyone who participated in making this Christmas special possible: Jason Torchia - Writer, "Twinklenose",  "Airplane-Jail Guard" Mat

On Saturday, November 28th, 2015, Dorothy "Granny" Provost passed away. To honour this amazing woman, we thought we'd share with you a classic episode of the One Word, Go! Show that was originally posted on August 5th, 2014, featuring Granny herself. Rest in peace, Granny. We love you. From the original post: Posted on August 5, 2014: This week’s word is “cellphones”, sent to us by Sincere! Today on the show, Mat learns his Grandmother’s breast size, Fish takes her cell phone for a roof-of-the-car ride, Andrew talks about the time his sister let her phone hibernate, Mat’s Mom sends her not-flip-phone swimming in a pool of Pepsi, and Granny has no idea what the heck is going on. --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo The One Word, Go! Show is an affiliate of The Webcast Beacon Network Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStum

This is the big finale of The One Word, Go! Show's 3rd Annual Trick-or-Treatastic Halloweenathon! Listen while we insert our own verbs, adjectives and other ridiculous words into a classic spooky Halloween song. Huge thanks to @meginlaa for the female vocals! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo The One Word, Go! Show is an affiliate of The Webcast Beacon Network Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

The One Word, Go! Show's 3rd Annual Trick-or-Treatastic Halloweenathon finally continues! This is the trainwreck you've been waiting for. It's finally Dan's turn to read a spooky story! You can read along by checking out the story at Jezebel.com! Subscribe in iTunes so you don't miss a thing! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo The One Word, Go! Show is an affiliate of The Webcast Beacon Network Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

Super quick update for you guys about where the show's at. You can listen below, but here's the gist of it: New content next week! Subscribe in iTunes so you don't miss a thing, and click the links below for other awesome stuff! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo The One Word, Go! Show is an affiliate of The Webcast Beacon Network Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

The One Word, Go! Show's 3rd Annual Trick-or-Treatastic Halloweenathon continues! Join Mat, Dan, Andrew, and Mélissa as they make up a spooky story on the spot about two young boys named Sven and Billy who get confronted by a mage and his wildebeest. Stay tuned all throughout the month of October, where we'll be posting ridiculous Halloween-themed "special" episodes all month long! Subscribe in iTunes so you don't miss a thing! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo The One Word, Go! Show is an affiliate of The Webcast Beacon Network Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

The One Word, Go! Show's 3rd Annual Trick-or-Treatastic Halloweenathon continues! Join Mat, Dan, Andrew, and Mélissa as they read another terrible spooky story found online. Tonight, Andrew reads a short story called Not My Type. Will he do what Mat could not, and successfully be accepted into the Midnight Society? Listen and find out! You can read along by checking out the story at scaryforkids.com, where half the fun is checking out the comments of children who were genuinely excited about this story. Stay tuned all throughout the month of October, where we'll be posting ridiculous Halloween-themed "special" episodes all month long! Subscribe in iTunes so you don't miss a thing! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo The One Word, Go! Show is an affiliate of The Webcast Beacon Network Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumble

The One Word, Go! Show's 3rd Annual Trick-or-Treatastic Halloweenathon continues! Join Mat, Dan, Andrew, and Mélissa as they attempt to read halloween-related words... backwards! Stay tuned all throughout the month of October, where we'll be posting ridiculous Halloween-themed "special" episodes all month long! Subscribe in iTunes so you don't miss a thing! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo The One Word, Go! Show is an affiliate of The Webcast Beacon Network Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

Today's word is "feelings" sent to us by Cathy! On today's show, Mat addresses the elephant in the room (or rather, the fish not in the room), Dan is too cool for bunk beds, Mélissa says goodbye to her cat Maggie, and Andrew's butt pictures mysteriously disappear. This one is a bit of a downer. Er... Minus the butt stuff. The song at the end of today's show is called 1000 Umbrellas by XTC! Next week's word is "rare"! Get your stories in to us by using the links below! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo The One Word, Go! Show is an affiliate of The Webcast Beacon Network Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

It's the One Word, Go! Show's 3rd Annual Trick-or-Treatastic Halloweenathon! Join Mat, Dan, Andrew, and Mélissa as they read terrible spooky stories found online. Tonight, Mat reads a short story called Little Brother. Will he successfully be accepted into the Midnight Society? Find out right now! You can read along by checking out the story at scaryforkids.com, where half the fun is checking out the comments of children who were equally as disappointed with the story as we were. Stay tuned all throughout the month of October, where we'll be posting ridiculous Halloween-themed "special" episodes all month long! Subscribe in iTunes so you don't miss a thing! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo The One Word, Go! Show is an affiliate of The Webcast Beacon Network Share:FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

It's Part 2 of our Ask the Idiots special! On today's show, Mélissa and Jason join Mat, Dan, and Andrew to answer such questions as "How do I get rid of smelly feet?", "What do I do if I can't stop my potato from trying to kill me?", and "Should I buy a new bed first, or a new tv?". You may notice Mat is a little short tempered this episode. He's been going through some shit. Look forward to an explanation of that (as well as an explanation as to where Fish is) on next week's "feelings" episode. This could get ugly. Save 25% on One Word, Go! stuff by using coupon code: "shitpigeon" in the One Word, Go! Shop! The song at the end of today's show is called Rainbow Connection! Next week's word is "feelings"! Get your stories in to us by using the links below! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo The One Word, Go! Show is an affiliate of The