Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah watches the new episode of Beverly Hills, and immediately buys 7 million stock shares for Kleenex. After calling customer service when a few boxes fail to materialize - isn't that how investing works - she rides a wave of tears into the cloffice, with thanks to Phaedra as her spiritual lifeguard. It's a doozy of an episode, and a doozy of a deep dive: Garcelle, Kyle, Sutton, and, duh, Reba's perspectives on Sutton's childhood, the different ways Sutton and Reba processed - or didn't - grief and trauma after losing a family member to suicide, updates on Sutton's perspective on resentments from the after show, Boz's conversation with her daughter about babies and bonding, and Dorit's denial around PK's behavior/character. Buy a dress or some heels every time Sarah gets choked up, and you can create your own cloffice by the end of this convo - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 641! TW: this episode includes discussion about suicide, depression, mental health National Alliance on Mental Health (NAMI): NAMI is the

Sarah watches the Super Bowl and realizes the provenance of this American pastime: a gladiatorial reckoning also known as the last two seasons of Salt Lake. Inspired by the birds (from Philly, and those terrorizing Karen Huger from afar), she Zooms up another Philly fan, and an athlete in the sport of Housewives deep diving, Kiki Monique (host of "Reality Checked" on Radio Andy). They hop into the end zone, and discuss the inevitability of projecting accountability onto Housewives whose actions might not deserve that response, the challenge of filming a Housewives universe around a friend circle that didn't exist until folks were cast, why Kiki would like Mauricio to stay off (Bravo) screen, rebuilding journeys on Potomac and Atlanta, and whether Mia and Karen can (and should) remain in the cast. PK said this podcast is worthy of an 11-page email, so kadooze to everyone - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 640! TW: this episode includes discussion about rape/sexual assault, trauma, and mental health. SUPPORT THOSE IM

The journey continues. Sarah and guest co-host Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo (content creator and host of the pod "High & Low," aka BBDB) discuss Sarah's reaction to the Potomac season after finally catching up (and reunion optimism), some quick follow-ups on RHONY about yada because etc., Jared's dickmatized presence in Britani's life (and absolute boundary crossing against Bronwyn), Britani's relationship with shame and shamelessness, Meredith's new job as Jen Shah's friendship PR, questions about Whitney and Lisa's feud, and Lisa and Bronwyn's argument about boundaries. Hey it's SP, yeah yoy know me - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 639! Part 2! SUPPORT THOSE IMPACTED BY THE LA WILDFIRES. The Mutual Aid Los Angeles Network (MALAN) has also compiled a spreadsheet of businesses and community organizations that are providing and/or requesting assistance, whether you’re looking to help or need it yourself: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMk34XY5dsvVJjAoD2mQUVHYU_Ib6COz6jcGH5uJWDY/htmlview?gid=0#gid=0 Donat

Sarah gets a copy of PK's 7-page email and thinks to herself, when did we create page numbers for email and is a Gallitine's Day message to Chris Manzo measured in the dozens of pages, or merely tens? Reassured that such calls are made only in the wilds of Beverly Hills, she picks up the sage initially missing from Kathy Hilton's plate, and Zooms up another delightful herb in spiritual gummy form: content creator and host of the pod "High & Low," Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo. They tell Mauricio's team of assistants to get the man some Au Bon Pain, and deep dive all things BH, SLC, Potomac, and NY lol on this two-part epic ep. Part 1: Beverly Hills! They unpack Dorit's newest revelations about PK's parenting (and what she's said since the episode was filmed), the potential impact of the robbery on Dorit and PK's decision to separate, Mauricio's Tom Brady Era, Sutton's strained relationship with her mom, and more. Garcelle's scarf was a gift that deserved to be treasured and the cloffice is open to accessorizing -

Sarah makes some Eras Tour-style friendship bracelets for her Housewives top 5 (Shan (duh), Dolo, Kenya, Barlow, and...Kyle) before she realizes that while she and Kyle are still on very friendly terms 'overall,' there's some extra stuff to say. So she puts her beadwork aside, next to a shrine for Pedro Pascal, and deep dives what the last two episodes of Beverly Hills have had in store: why Kyle has perhaps 'jumped the Vandershark,' Boze's continued triumph as a first-season Housewife doing the work that many Wives before her could/would not (standing up to Kyle), Dorit's "monster" and why it's wrong to assume you know all about what goes on behind closed doors, and yes, an update on Sarah's Potomac catchup. Erika learned a lot from Tom, and when it comes to this convo, she's pleading the fifth - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 638! SUPPORT THOSE IMPACTED BY THE LA WILDFIRES. The Mutual Aid Los Angeles Network (MALAN) has also compiled a spreadsheet of businesses and community organizations that are providing and

The journey continues. Next up: NY, BH, Married 2 Med, Atlanta, and Gretchen Rossi Beauté. Sarah and AG guest co-host Rafi D'Angelo discuss differing opinions on NY's performance and entertainment factor, what a soft reboot could look like (and if that's the best path forward), Ubah's revealing Glamour interview (and questions about her relationship with production), Kyle's expectations potentially because of her show/family history, if Jen Shah took The Substance at camp, Rafi's thoughts on Married 2 Med (Sarah will catch up!), Phaedra's return to Atlanta, Gretchen's return to terrorize Tamra, and more. They leave no stone unturned, so hold off on throwing things at glass houses - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 637! Part 2! TW: this episode includes discussion about rape/sexual assault, trauma, and mental health. Happy Black History Month! Please support Rafi's selected charity, Black Mamas Matter Alliance. The Black Mamas Matter Alliance (BMMA) is a Black women-led cross-sectoral alliance that centers Black mam

After Sarah spends Shabbat at her favorite Upper East Side temple - Bergdorf Goodman, amen - and realizes that after a week of solid Housewives content, she is truly hashtag blessed. She heads to the cloffice for a prayer circle focused on grace, accountability, and zest, thanks to one of her fave Bravoholic pals, Rafi D'Angelo (writer, overpriced vodka.com). They record a brief 2.5 hour mini episode unpacking all things Bravo, Babel, and more. On part 1: how Rafi's experience in a cult informed his perspective on Mary and Salt Lake, the virtues and challenges of thinking of Housewives with grace, different opinions on Bronwyn's performance at the reunion (and, of course, that necklace saga), and the connective thread of community, trauma, and grief. Head over to part 2, because this convo is just getting started - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 637! Part 1! Happy Black History Month! Please support Rafi's selected charity, Black Mamas Matter Alliance. The Black Mamas Matter Alliance (BMMA) is a Black women-led c

After returning from a trip home to RI, Sarah returns to her other spiritual sanctuary: the cloffice. She realizes that even with SLC reaching new heights, and BH providing ongoing fascination, what she wants to watch and unpack first is - perhaps surprisingly, including to herself - the RHONY reunion. And her wish is the cloffice's command. She deep dives the core issues facing the show (even in an episode with a faster pace), the difference between not being 'self-aware' and sincere, the issue with Brynn being the connective thread for conflict, Jessel and Jenna's effectiveness holding Brynn to account, Erin and Raquel's family vulnerability, and why a blank apology is leaving the cast and audience without steps to move forward. Brynn spent $7,000 to say she spent $7,000, and this convo is priceless (ok, maybe $7,001) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 636! TW: this episode includes discussion about rape/sexual assault, trauma, and mental health. Resources: At the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline, we understand that

Sarah joins a crowd in Times Square not-so-patiently waiting for "Total Request Live." How else to count down to an Uber-viral remix of RHOSLC? She realizes the best way to pay tribute to these legends is with the mastermind behind said prestige work of art, T. Kyle (producer, content creator, and host of the pod "Legends Only"). They fly commercial from midtown Manhattan to the cloffice (the only way to ensure Sarah can sit in 17c), and discuss T. Kyle's journey in front of and behind Bravo's cameras, how content creation has impacted how he watches tv, Great American History (aka being present at the RHONY reunion when Ramona's eye goes to lunch early), his love of all things Salt Lake, which Housewife sent him a "cyst and disease" (a la Tamra Judge), and the podcast premiere of T. Kyle's incredible SLC remix collaboration with Bravo. This convo is truly going the distance - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 635! SUPPORT THOSE IMPACTED BY THE LA WILDFIRES. The Mutual Aid Los Angeles Network (MALAN) has also compil

The journey continues. On Part 2, Sarah unpacks a moment by moment RHONY finale deep dive, Brynn's distorted version of events in a post-finale interview with Rolling Stone (inc. moments that gave Sarah extra side-eye), Erin's response, and more. The RHONY reboot was supposed to return the franchise to a non-toxic form, and spoiler alert, it ended in Chernobyl - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 634! Part 2! TW: this episode includes discussion about rape/sexual assault, trauma, and mental health. Resources: At the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline, we understand that life's challenges can sometimes be difficult. Whether you're facing mental health struggles, emotional distress, alcohol or drug use concerns, or just need someone to talk to, our caring counselors are here for you. You are not alone. https://988lifeline.org/ RAINN (Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network) is the nation's largest anti-sexual violence organization. RAINN created and operates the National Sexual Assault Hotline (800.656.HOPE,online.rainn.org y

Sarah watches the RHONY finale and immediately is filled with so much anger she becomes the secret ingredient in the next round of Ubah Hot. Bewildered, frustrated, and filled with yes, just a wee bit of rage, she takes to the cloffice for a 193-hour deep dive. Part 1: a profound misinterpretation of what qualities as entertainment, Bravo's wildly irresponsible lack of care for its audience, Sarah's feeling of why Brynn should not return to the franchise, the ways empathy should not become a permission slip to avoid accountability, and why the audience reaction should - but probably won't - be a network wake-up call. Part 2? A moment by moment episode deep dive, and Brynn's post-finale interview with Rolling Stone. The RHONY reboot was supposed to return the franchise to a non-toxic form, and spoiler alert, it ended in Chernobyl - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 634! Part 1! TW: this episode includes discussion about rape/sexual assault, trauma, mental health, and brief mentions of domestic violence and suicide. R

Sarah hops on a Q train (destination listed as 'hell' on her DVR), and sees a poster asking residents to get involved when someone breaks the law: "if you see something, say something." Inspired and activated by an obvious call to action against New New York, she invites over fellow RHONY activist, Alison Leiby. They leave their pitchforks outside the cloffice door, and discuss a true 'come to Jesus' convo about RHONY (perfect for two Jews), confusing pranks with humor, finding middle ground from a Kyle apologist (with eyes), and what the future of Housewives can (should) bring. We're all in this together, unless we are loving New New York right now, in which case, huh - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 633! SUPPORT THOSE IMPACTED BY THE LA WILDFIRES. The Mutual Aid Los Angeles Network (MALAN) has also compiled a spreadsheet of businesses and community organizations that are providing and/or requesting assistance, whether you’re looking to help or need it yourself: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMk34XY5ds

The journey continues. Over the course of this two-part supersized episode, Sarah and AG guest co-host Abbey Bonadies (content creator and brand marketing strategist) discuss Whitney's excellent work avenging her own company's misfire, a closer look at the epic text drags, how to criticize a Housewife you may hold dear while acknowledging it's high time for them to be dragged (bcc: Kyle), Boz's continued first-season excellence, and a love note to the newest ep of Traitors. When it comes to SLC, everyone is faithful - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 632! Part 2! SUPPORT THOSE IMPACTED BY THE LA WILDFIRES. The Mutual Aid Los Angeles Network (MALAN) has also compiled a spreadsheet of businesses and community organizations that are providing and/or requesting assistance, whether you’re looking to help or need it yourself: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMk34XY5dsvVJjAoD2mQUVHYU_Ib6COz6jcGH5uJWDY/htmlview?gid=0#gid=0 Donate to the Bravo creator fundraiser for the Los Angeles Fire Department Foundation: https:

Sarah goes to lunch as the honorary 9th Lisa. After throwing on a brunette wig entirely similar from her roots (she's a *dark blonde,* ok? A dark blonde), and clipping tags from her clothes because she's pretty sure Nordstrom will still accept the return, she realizes the best dish is one best served piping hot - like the SLC finale, current BH drama, and series finale of New New York. So she welcomes her Bravoholic pal Abbey Bonadies (content creator and brand marketing strategist) to the cloff. Over the course of this two-part supersized episode, they discuss Whitney's excellent work avenging her own company's misfire, a closer look at the epic text drags, how to criticize a Housewife you may hold dear while acknowledging it's high time for them to be dragged (bcc: Kyle), Boz's continued first-season excellence, and a love note to the newest ep of Traitors. When it comes to SLC, everyone is faithful - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 632! Part 1! SUPPORT THOSE IMPACTED BY THE LA WILDFIRES. The Mutual Aid Los Ange

Sarah takes an Uber Pool with Moses to schlep back the 10 Commandments in time for the Salt Lake City finale. She reads one of the biggies, "thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor," and texts it to Whitney in case she decides to move, "thou shalt not murder" to Angie in advance of that "banana peel" example, "you shall not make false idols" to Brittani about herself, and saves the rest for the reunion. After watching the literally impeccable finale, she realizes the holiest scroll is Heather's monologue and the cast texts, and sits in an array of yoga positions while mentioning it all: the on-and-off-camera dynamics that led to that final 'game,' Heather's impeccable skill at setting and continuing drama, Angie K and Mary's connection over fears of abandonment and trust, Whitney's wild choice to seek the truth in an untrustworthy former colleague, the death knell sent Bronwyn's way, and the difficulty in utilizing an analogy about a cast member's family. This episode is the holiest of scrolls,

Whether you're a Traitor, a Faithful, or simply Tom Sandoval in what was once a clean tee, this Taking it Personally has something for everyone. Sarah is joined by AG guest co-host Jared Alexander to unpack the wild first three episodes of The Traitors season 3, from a bewildering initial strategy, cull decision that Sarah believes is a federal crime, on-camera accountability for Sandoval (oddly enough, more straightforward than what played out on VPR), and why Bravoholics need to be in the Peacock executive suite. Spoilers galore, obvs obvs - and the perfect episode to listen to before episode 4 drops tonight! SUPPORT THOSE IMPACTED BY THE LA WILDFIRES. The Mutual Aid Los Angeles Network (MALAN) has also compiled a spreadsheet of businesses and community organizations that are providing and/or requesting assistance, whether you’re looking to help or need it yourself: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMk34XY5dsvVJjAoD2mQUVHYU_Ib6COz6jcGH5uJWDY/htmlview?gid=0#gid=0 Donate to the Bravo creator fundraiser

Sarah reads the news that fellow Dame Karen Huger entered treatment, missed the Potomac reunion, and is being sentenced in weeks, and thinks to herself, oy vey. Thankfully, she has a Bravoholic pal ready and willing to unpack the emotional baggage of all things Bravo and more: Jared Alexander (actor, entertainment writer, and contributor at Parade Magazine). They sip on lattes and spill the tea: what Karen's court case means for her future on Potomac (and the differences in how her DUI has been discussed on TV vs. other Housewives), whether or not Kyle owed Dorit notice that she and PK were still texting (memes), a Kyle confessional that may have backfired, Sutton's unspooling over whether or not she "weaponized" Dorit's personal pain, RHONY's second season curse (or a full series foundation flopping), Salt Lake's ability to do what Vanderpump Rules could not, and more. RHONY may be heading nowhere, but this super-sized convo soared - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 630! SUPPORT THOSE IMPACTED BY THE LA WILDFIRES.

Sarah finds out that The Real Housewives of Rhode Island may actually be coming to fruition, and screams so loudly that small animals run from Federal Hill to the Providence Place Mall. After lighting a candle taped to a bottle of Buddy's Marinara, she realizes the best way to process this possibility is with a few Bravo fan and Rhody native, comedian Jake Cornell. They grab glasses of coffee milk, forget how to pronounce any word ending with an "r," and head to the cloffice to mention it all: Jake's journey as an OG of the OC viewer, what Mike Rinder might have said about this season's "Xenu? LOL" RHONY, Bronwyn and Britani’s individual ups and downs (and the incredible strength of Salt Lake's collective), and some recommendations for the (possible) Real Housewives of RI. Rhody may be the smallest state, but this convo is anything but - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 629! Tickets for Jake's performance at Club Cumming on 1/16: https://clubcummingnyc.com/schedule/gorgenightjan SUPPORT THOSE IMPACTED BY THE LA WIL

Housewives is can be a balm for the soul, a stop gap from the world outside, bad marriage contraception, and more. And the greater Bravo community is so often a connective thread. After sharing resources in the show notes from Mutual Aid LA, and a creator fundraiser on IG to support firefighter heroes, Sarah takes a moment to escape to Salt Lake. A land of not so secret recording, after show followups that make everything even more complicated, and continued fascination about Britani and Bronwyn. Sarah mentions it all (ok, 60%). Sending love to all those impacted in the LA wildfires, a time to come together, listen, and grieve, and also say Britani is a documentary filmmaker awaiting a "what on earth will she did next" EGOT - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 628! SUPPORT THOSE IMPACTED BY THE LA WILDFIRES. The Mutual Aid Los Angeles Network (MALAN) has also compiled a spreadsheet of businesses and community organizations that are providing and/or requesting assistance, whether you’re looking to help or need it your

Sarah looks at her Google Cal (a DVR copy/paste), and realizes that the new year has *finally* begun - now that Bravo is back to releasing new eps. In preparation for more New Dorit, and the recording reveal on Salt Lake, she realizes a professional is needed, stat. So she welcomes writer, performer, and Radio Andy sensation John Hill ("The John Hill Show," "Andy Cohen Live") to the cloffice, for a deep dive of dresses, dirt, and Britani pre-SLC. They unpack East vs. West Coast energy, John's pre-Bravo friendship with Britani (and whether or not she is giving spiritual center snowflake this season, even as a friend-of), the difficulty of separating 'good performance' from 'bad behavior,' and what Radio Andy listeners are saying about new New York. Britani and Jared might be officially together as of today, but let's give it an hour or so - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 627! Buy tix to John's show (livestream avail): https://thegreenroom42.venuetix.com/show/details/ahjQOLX8OtCSHPmk5enc Read Chard's Sayonara Lette