Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah takes an Uber Pool with Moses to schlep back the 10 Commandments in time for the Salt Lake City finale. She reads one of the biggies, "thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor," and texts it to Whitney in case she decides to move, "thou shalt not murder" to Angie in advance of that "banana peel" example, "you shall not make false idols" to Brittani about herself, and saves the rest for the reunion. After watching the literally impeccable finale, she realizes the holiest scroll is Heather's monologue and the cast texts, and sits in an array of yoga positions while mentioning it all: the on-and-off-camera dynamics that led to that final 'game,' Heather's impeccable skill at setting and continuing drama, Angie K and Mary's connection over fears of abandonment and trust, Whitney's wild choice to seek the truth in an untrustworthy former colleague, the death knell sent Bronwyn's way, and the difficulty in utilizing an analogy about a cast member's family. This episode is the holiest of scrolls,