Submarine And A Roach

Get ready to burst into laughter on this episode of Submarine and A Roach! Tmt and Koj are back, and they're serving up a piping hot dish of hilarious commentary on some of Nigeria's hottest topics. First up, brace yourself for a dose of conspiracy hilarity as they dive into the wild world of Rema and Illuminati accusations. The laughs are just getting started! Teni takes the spotlight next, and the duo discusses her album and her bold coming out as queer. Get ready for some witty takes and cheeky banter as they explore Teni's journey. Hold onto your seats as Tmt and Koj tackle a serious issue with their trademark humor—the Lagos State Government Budget and alleged misappropriation of funds. Their take on this scandal will leave you in stitches. But the hilarity doesn't stop there. They dig up Buju aka BNXN's old tweets and give them the comedic treatment they deserve. You won't believe what they find! Finally, get ready for an incredible improv session as they make sentences using Nig

Welcome to Episode 167 of Submarine and A Roach. The episode where we decide once and for all; who is the messiest of them all? The boys are joined by Yinka Bernie and they get into - Fashion - Music - Lawyers in Nigeria - Football and a whole lot more...ENJOY! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the boys throw it back (ayo!), as they reminisce about the unhinged origins of the podcast. In their typical neurodivergent Submaroach style, they bounce around numerous topics that include: Sam Klef, Nedu and the State of Nigerian Podcasting Blackface and OdumoduBlvck The worth of Afrobeat catalogues from the 90's Tmt TURNING PUSSY! Lagos Fashion Week & Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu Twitter Folks and Projecting Perfection On People Koj & Reverse Racism Mayowa introduces us to the novel "Only Big BumBum Matters Tomorrow" Note that any stories that suggest irresponsible driving were told purely for comedic intent and are made up. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

The boys sit down with the super funny Dee Major on a slightly chaotic but ultimately wholesome episode and comedy in Nigeria. Enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the gang is joined by multidisciplinary artist Anthony Azekwoh and we chronicle his journey and mark some key opps along the way. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

We start this episode by listening to a rap song Koj made when he was 14. After that Fu’ad Lawal joins the boys and they discuss the state of archiving in Nigeria, Music tastes and sneaking into the office when no one is around to download movies! Check out Archivi.ng! They're doing amazing work! Super enjoyable episode if we have to be honest! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

This week the entire Submarine and a Roach crew sit with THEE GRAMMY AWARD NOMINATED Kah-Lo. We get into the #PainAndPleasure of the entertainment industry. The Glam and... paperwork. Our conversations range from Donald Trump, her earlier inspirations for success, recently picking up DJing, her hilarious nephews and she also has a lil' smoke for Tmt. Get into it! Listen to Kah-Lo's new album Pain/Pleasure here: https://t.co/IHOchMdMht --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

In this episode, Mayowa and TMT explore the world of queer men with Olumide Makanjuola as he talks about his life and new book "Love offers no safety". A collection of 25 stories from queer men in Nigeria told in their own words and masterfully edited by Jude Dibia and Olumide Makanjuola Love offers no safety is available in Nigeria on Roving Heights and Cassava Republic and on Amazon worldwide. Please find links to the book below! Love offers no safety is available in Nigeria here: https://cassavarepublic.biz/product/love-offers-no-safety/ Love offers no safety is available internationally here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Love-Offers-No-Safety-Nigerias/dp/1913175480 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this Episode we get into: - Mowa Lola's new collection - AQ vs Naeto C - Obasanjo vs. Tmt's People - MohBad - South Africa - OdumoduBlvck - Rema --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

The London boys have been separated. Tmt is back in Lagos and it's off to a rocky start. Mayowa is still on vacation but his time is also coming. Koj, well Koj is still riding bicyclee. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Welcome back to Submarine and A Roach. Brought to you by https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach On this episode, we talk: - Nigeria's New Ministers - Nasir El Rufai - Naira Marley - Burna Boy ....and lots more! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Download the gomoney app: ⁠https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach Get ready for a lively and unexpected episode of Submarine and a Roach as Koj and TMT reunite for some hilarious catch-up! On this installment, TMT takes the stage to regale Koj with tales from his time in Paris. Join the duo for a rollercoaster of laughter as TMT recounts his adventures in the City of Lights. From enjoying the gothic architecture of the city to ending up in strangers apartments, every moment is laced with humor and TMT's signature comedic flair. But just when the laughter is at its peak, an unexpected twist abruptly cuts short the fun ride. Tune in to discover what unfolds and how this catch-up takes an unexpected turn. Laughs, surprises, and witty banter await in this episode that promises to keep you hooked from start to finish. Don't miss out on the rollercoaster of comedic camaraderie on Submarine and a Roach! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/mess

On this episode of Submarine and a roach, Tmt (the lawyer) is joined by his client and Nigeria’s biggest food critic, Opeyemi Famakin. The duo discuss Opeyemi’s latest shenanigans and he reveals his latest ordeal involving a threatening incident in Port Harcourt. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

TMT and Mayowa decide to record an episode while they walk around the city for an hour and talk. TMT records from West Africa and Mayowa Records from Western Europe. It is very funny. The gomoneyapp is available on all smartphone stores. You can also download the gomoney app here: https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Download the gomoney app: ⁠https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach In this hilarious and insightful episode of "Submarine and a Roach," titled "The Slave Trade & Mirror Sex," hosts Tmt and Koj dive into a whirlwind of diverse topics, offering their unique perspectives and witty banter. The episode kicks off with Tmt, the self-proclaimed feminist, declaring why he doesn't want to get married, sparking a humorous discussion about relationships and gender dynamics. As the boys embark on a history lesson about the slave trade, Koj throws in a comical twist, suggesting that kings trading slaves for mirrors may have inadvertently pioneered the concept of "mirror sex" in West Africa. Cue laughter and historical absurdity! Tmt then educates Koj about the intriguing relationship between the Oyo and Benin royal families, revealing how Benin Princes became Oyo Kings and vice versa, adding a dash of historical intrigue. Shifting gears, they delve into British invasions and th

It's the return of the MA-yowa! On this chaotic dance of a conversation Mayowa and TMT discuss vacations, Drake, Twitter X and socialism! Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Download the gomoney app: ⁠https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach Join the uproarious duo, Koj and Tmt, on a side-splitting episode of Submarine and a Roach titled "Why Would You Choose to Live Like This?" Get ready for non-stop laughs as they dive into a variety of hilarious topics. Tmt sets the tone by joining the Zoom call topless while jamming to Whitney Houston. It's a visual that will leave you chuckling and wondering why he chose such an amusing way to make an entrance. Prepare for riotous laughter as Tmt shares his unconventional party strategy of snagging two cans of stout while others go for Champagne and tequila bottles. It's all about finding joy in the unexpected, even if it means opting for a less glamorous choice. The comedy continues with Tmt's humorous take on his uncle's peculiar new beard. From wild comparisons to hilarious nicknames, they hilariously dissect this outrageous look and wonder what on earth compelled his uncle to choose it. Koj playfully call

Download the gomoney app: ⁠https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach Title: "Laugh Riot with Submarine and a Roach: Lady Donli, Beyoncé, and Hilarious Hijinks!" Description: Get ready for a side-splitting episode of Submarine and a Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast! Hosted by the dynamic duo, Tmt and Koj, this week's installment is guaranteed to leave you in stitches. Kicking things off, the uproarious banter begins with Lady Donli's latest release setting the mood. Tmt and Koj waste no time showcasing their comedic abilities as they dive headfirst into a range of hilarious topics. First up, they delve into the world of funny rap songs, dissecting the most absurd lyrics and sharing their own witty takes. With their sharp wit and infectious laughter, you won't be able to keep a straight face. Next, the duo tackles a unique topic that'll have you doubled over: cycling-induced impotence. Brace yourself for a wave of side-splitting anecdotes and outrageous theories that will

Hey people! New crossover episode with Natasha and Toni aka the supremely chaotic and intelligent women of "Thee Inbetween" podcast! On this episode we talk: 1. Baby mamas 2. America being down. 3. Hate mail. 4. Middle aged white women You can listen to part 2 of the episode on their podcast! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message