Submarine And A Roach

Welcome to another chaotic chapter of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Tmt and Koj—your favorite agents of unserious national commentary.This week’s episode kicks off with a Mother’s Day tribute to none other than the Mother of the Nation, Remi Tinubu. The boys officially crown her Remy Ma, and obviously, this leads straight to a breakdown of the music video for Fat Joe’s “Lean Back.” Koj argues that Remy Ma had insane privilege because let’s be real—Ciara wouldn’t have survived that scene.From there, the conversation shifts to Remi Tinubu’s recent visit to a nursing school, the cheeky reception she got from the students, and the queries that followed. Koj shares a similar memory from high school, where students clapped a guest off the stage—giving Tmt the idea for his next hit TV series: “The Clap,” because, as he reminds us, “Na from clap dance dey start.”And somehow—because this is Submarine and A Roach—this spirals into a conversation about wacki

In this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj explore the nuances of perception and intent in daily interactions. They delve into how individuals' actions are often misinterpreted as boastful or offensive, when, in reality, they're simply narrating their experiences. The conversation emphasizes the importance of understanding that not every personal story is a flex aimed at others; sometimes, people merely share their lives without ulterior motives. Join Tmt and Koj as they navigate these perspectives with their signature humor and insightful commentary.

Episode 228: "Lagos 2 Crazy"In this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj are joined by the exceptionally talented Ua.x—a singer, songwriter, performer, dancer, producer, director, filmmaker, and one of Nigeria's top location scouts.The episode kicks off with a discussion on mental health, framed as a transactional process where individuals accumulate "mental health points" on good days to utilize during challenging times.Koj presents his "Premise of the Week," asserting that religion is inherently transactional and expressing fatigue over the pretense that it isn't. This leads to a conversation about how many perceive God's existence through answered prayers or explicit denials, noting that the silence accompanying unanswered prayers can challenge one's faith. Koj humorously mentions wishing he had witnessed King Belshazzar's feast, where a divine hand appeared, as such an event

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj are joined by the multifaceted Oyinkan Dada for a lively conversation that traverses fitness, content creation, art, and cultural perceptions. The trio delves into the evolution of influencer culture on Instagram in 2025, highlighting the shift from consumerism to authentic storytelling. Oyinkan shares how her passion for art was ignited by her interest in African and Black history, leading to a discussion on the importance of genuine narratives in connecting with audiences.​Tmt poses a thought-provoking question about the imagery of God, sparking a conversation on cultural conditioning and personal beliefs. In celebration of Women's Month and International Women's Day, the hosts spotlight funny Nigerian women, acknowledging their contributions to the HaHa's on Obasanjo's internet. The episode concludes with an exploration of the enigmatic Ghanaian artist Okuntakinte, debating whether his co

This week on Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast, Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj dive deep into friendship, self-awareness, and the art of not being a fool in "Parents Can Try Their Best and the Cake Can Still Taste Like Semo."The guys break down a hard truth—the key to being the ultimate friend is “getting over cringe.” But in between all that wisdom, they also get into discipline, making time for things (and people) that matter, and why prioritizing friendships is a skill, not just a feeling.Tmt and Mayowa share hilarious stories about (not) making time in romantic relationships, leading to Tmt boldly comparing himself to cocaine—because of course he does. This naturally spirals into one of the greatest "Last to Marry is a Fool" jokes ever delivered—possibly in the history of mankind.The conversation shifts to performative people, performative friendships, and the reality that personal branding is just knowing yourself. But knowing yourself isn’t just a social climbing move—it’s also how y

On this packed episode of Submaroach, TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by the incredibly talented writer Korede as they dive into a wild mix of pop culture, Lagos life, and creative expression.Topics include:

On this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Mayowa bring the chaos as they tackle a mix of music beef, relationship drama, and global destruction (allegedly). Here’s what’s on the menu: The Siraheem… Diss Track? – Is it really a diss track, or just really bad vibes? The boys break down the latest controversy. Valentine’s Day Wedding – Romantic or a logistical nightmare? TMT and Mayowa debate the pros and cons of tying the knot on the most cliché love day of the year. 2Baba’s Failings – Legendary musician 2Face Idibia has had his share of ups and downs. The boys discuss his career, personal life, and where things went wrong. The Future of Nigerian Weddings – Are weddings in Nigeria getting out of hand? Will they get bigger, crazier, or finally become more reasonable? Video Game Habits – From casual gaming to full-blown addiction, the boys talk about their gaming routines and how they’ve evolved over time. Elon Musk Destroying South Africa? – Is the world’s richest man really ruining his home country, or is it j

On this episode ofSubmaroach, TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a hilarious mix of politics, pop culture, and TMT’s latest TikTok ambitions. Expect wild takes, deep-cut references, and plenty of laughs.Performative Politics vs. The Real Deal – The boys break down the difference between politicians who just put on a show and those who actually stand for something.TMT as a TikToker (With a Small Bum?) – The internet is calling, and TMT might just answer. But is he TikTok-ready?TMT’s Dream Wedding – From the guest list to the color scheme, TMT lays out his vision for the ultimate wedding. Spoiler: It’s probably not what you expect.Jim Iyke & Uche Jombo in a 4-Hour Hollywood Epic – TMT has been watching an unnecessarily long film, and he describes the first three hours in absurd detail.The Impact of Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us” – The song shook up hip-hop, but how deep does its impact go? The boys break it down.A Lot of Colombia Talk – There are plenty of references to Colombia, its president, and… its third-l

Submaroach Episode 222: Koj’s Engaged, Military Tech, and Fixing Nigeria After a weekend of partying Submaroach hosts TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a mix of personal news, political insights, and their usual hilarious takes on life. You don’t want to miss this one! Koj is Engaged! Big news—our very own Koj is officially off the market! The boys celebrate the engagement and share some laughs about love, weddings, and everything in between. Show him some love! WAF x Israel Adesanya Collab? TMT imagines how a collaboration between Nigerian skateboard brand WAF and UFC star Israel Adesanya could save Israel's career. Nigerian Military Coups & Tech Issues: TMT draws unexpected connections between Nigeria’s military coups in the 80s and today’s tech problems—yes, it’s as wild as it sounds. Fixing Nigeria: The boys put on their problem-solving hats and discuss (probably impractical) ways to fix Nigeria’s many challenges. Expect hot takes and hilarious suggestions. Churches & Money: They di

Get ready for another chaotic and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj. In Episode 221: "Opeyemi Famakin vs David Hundeyin and Joey Akan vs The Alté-Right," the guys dive into everything from Yoruba culture to Twitter beefs and Lagos drama. The episode starts with Tmt confessing he wore the same outfit to a wedding on Saturday and a funeral on Sunday. This sparks a deep dive into Yoruba traditional attire, with the guys debating why the classic styles outshine modern interpretations. Mayowa takes us on a journey through the All Saints Church Yaba vs St. Jude’s beef, before things heat up with a breakdown of the much-discussed feud between David Hundeyin and Opeyemi Famakin. Tmt recounts his run-ins with the FRSC and the Police, sharing the chaos and humor in his recent encounters. Meanwhile, the guest offers insight into the Nigerian comedy scene and what it’s like dating as a comedian in Lagos—leading to a roasting sess

Join the funniest men in Nigeria Tmt and Koj for another wild ride on Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Submarine and A Roach! In Episode 220: "DOUBLEgänger," the duo tackles everything from existential shoe debates to Trump-era meme coins with their signature mix of humor and sharp takes. This week, the guys dive into: Do 5'7" men actually exist? And if they do, how threatening can they really be? Skin tone semantics: The differences between how African Americans and Nigerians describe skin tones. HipHop origins: Tmt shares his journey of falling in love with rap and the art of lyricism. Music and memory: Koj draws parallels to an interview show he’s developing, where guests walk down memory lane with a playlist of their favorite songs. Observing as a lifestyle: Koj confesses he’s spent a lifetime enjoying watching people do things instead of participating. Trends, crocs, and shoe mandates: Tmt rants about his hatred of trends, his admiration for people who don’t care, and his disdain for Crocs—leading to a deba

Kick off the New Year with Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj on Nigeria's funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast, Submarine and A Roach! In Episode 219: "2025 is The Year of Vengeance", the trio dives into resolutions, reflections, and some chaos. This week, the guys tackle: Tmt as a boss: Strict, but also channeling Aaron Pierre’s Mufasa energy. New Year’s Resolutions: Tmt declares 2025 the year of revenge after being wronged in the final days of 2024. Koj resolves to write one joke weekly and perform at shows that are not run by his friends. iFitness gyms: Tmt ranks the best and worst gyms he’s experienced, with no punches pulled. Skepta’s legacy: Mayowa crowns Skepta as Afrobeats’ biggest ambassador and breaks down his impact across the Nigerian music industry. FreshL’s barbershop saga: A hilarious legal analysis courtesy of Mayowa and Tmt’s law degrees. Highs and lows of 2024: The guys reflect on the moments that defined their year. As always, it’s packed with laughs, sharp commentary, and the kind of b

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another unfiltered and laugh-out-loud episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 218: "It's a Badenoch Life For Us", the guys unpack everything from personal quirks to global headlines with their signature wit and banter. This week, they kick things off by sharing the pettiest reasons they've ended things with someone—think weird voices, questionable reactions to recreational drugs, and impromptu photography. Next, they catch up on life: Tmt recounts his latest traffic adventures in Lagos (you already know it’s chaos). Mayowa shares how he's been living his best cultured life, including attending the S16 film. The trio dives into Nollywood, brainstorming what an Oscar-winning Nigerian movie could look like. Spoiler: It’s a movie about a party.. Finally, they wrap up with takes on: Shettima vs. Kemi Badenoch: A battle of political personalities. The shocking story of the UnitedHealthcare CEO's assassination. Packed with humor, chaos, and sh

Join Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj for Episode 217 of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, as they uncover why "Joe Biden is #DaddyGoals." The episode kicks off with Mayowa sharing his experience at Craving Cottage catching Fulham vs Arsenal. Koj then takes a playful jab at other Nigerian podcasters, daring them to showcase their own valedictorians, as they celebrate Oluwatomilola Adeniran, PAU’s best-graduating student and proud member of The Marine Kingdom. Next, the guys get into the SPAC Nation’s Pastor Tobi Adegboyega (who for SEO reasons I might add is John Boyega's cousin), potentially getting deported from the U.K., and they also discuss Harvester’s Pastor Bolaji Idowu, recently fingered in EFCC case (red card). This naturally spirals into a discussion about pastors, their "drip," and their spin-offs. Keeping things holy, they float the idea of turning Submarine and A Roach into a religious podcast, inspired by Spotify Wrapped data showing an explosion in religious and motivational podcasts a

Join Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj for another unfiltered and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 216: "Okra is SEXY!", the trio dives into pop culture, Nigerian cuisine, and nostalgic moments, serving up sharp commentary and laugh-out-loud insights. This week, they cover: Christians remixing secular songs: The unexpected and often hilarious gospel takes on popular hits. Sexy Nigerian foods: Can anything rival pasta in Western pop culture? COVID lockdown nostalgia: Reflecting on the wild social media challenges that kept us entertained and baffled. Parents taking credit for your milestones: The classic Nigerian parent flex when you achieve something big. Trump’s cabinet nominees: A surprising segue into WWE storylines and the McMahon family’s obsession with them. Jerry Springer and reality TV: Childhood introductions to the chaos of daytime television and how it shaped reality TV as we know it. Terrible Christmas movies on Netflix: The guilty-pleasure films

Join Tmt and Koj in another hilarious and thought-provoking episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 215: "Who is David's Lawyer?" the duo dives into a mix of pop culture, personal anecdotes, and sharp commentary. This week, they tackle: Davido vs. Wizkid: Who has the better singing voice? Gym life after 30: The struggle of stretches and mobility exercises just to stay functional. FreshL’s InstaStory: The audacity of getting abs waxed and sharing it with the world. Tmt being a nepo baby: How privilege plays out in unexpected ways. Gladiator 2: Is your Koon Chip activated? President Tinubu as an American Hotep: A wild hypothetical that spirals into hilarious insights. Drake vs. Kendrick: Breaking down their rivalry and the latest drama with UMG lawsuits. Why men admire OdumoduBlvck and Donald Trump: Exploring the allure of larger-than-life characters. The episode wraps up with Koj challenging Tmt to imagine his ideal life in Lagos with unlimited funds—but Tmt

This week on Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Tmt and Koj bring the laughs and introspection in Episode 214. The duo kicks things off with a deep dive into the viral TikTok hit Bad B*tch Syndrome, dissecting its quintessential afrobeats vibe and why critics just don’t get it. It’s a track that’s dividing the internet, and Tmt and Koj are here to set the record straight. Next, they tackle the idea of leaving Twitter, with Tmt hilariously recounting how he failed a Bluesky captcha, prompting Koj to question if Tmt is, in fact, a bot. From there, they explore the anime Blue Lock and Tmt’s experience with non-alcoholic beers as part of his sobriety journey. Briefly touching on Big Groove and Ope Famakin, the conversation shifts to first-generation immigrants making "Nigerian Parent" content, and where the cultural disconnect lies. The laughs keep coming as they delve into mushrooms, with Tmt sharing his experiences on a Psilocybin journey and Koj reflecting on his worst shroom high. The guys al

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Koj and Mayowa are joined by Hauwa and Kunmi for a deep dive into the fallout of the US Presidential Elections. With their signature wit and sharp commentary, the group unpacks the chaos, surprises, and memes that defined the campaign season. From Biden dropping out to Trump getting shot at, Hauwa and Kunmi share their pre-election expectations and how they feel about the final results. The conversation turns introspective as they explore why Nigerian men seem to support Trump and the deeper implications of Democratic infighting, summed up perfectly with "Dems in Disarray." But the discussion doesn’t stop at U.S. politics. The group examines the cognitive dissonance of being African and loving America—balancing admiration for the country with critique of its imperial role in the southern hemisphere. Packed with humor, sharp commentary, and unfiltered perspectives, this episode of Submarine and A Roach is one you don’t want to miss! Tune in

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, where real talk meets humor! In Episode 212: "Solar Inverters Are The New I-Pass-My-Neighbor," the guys dive into the latest trends and issues impacting life in Nigeria and beyond. Kicking off with a discussion on solar-powered inverters, the trio talks about how worsening power shortages and rising costs are driving Nigerians to seek alternatives—and how the humble inverter is becoming the new essential. They also dig into the concept of "Backing An Individual's Beef" vs. giving someone the benefit of the doubt and how sometimes it's better to talk friends off the ledge rather than dive headfirst into their conflicts. This leads to a broader conversation on the risks of vouching for people—and the fallout when unreliable folks don’t hold up their end. Switching gears, the guys address the rise of redpill content, exploring why they think it's gaining traction as some men resist acknowledging shifting socie

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another hilarious and unfiltered episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast aka The Funniest Podcast in Nigeria! In Episode 211: "Thrustmaster 3000," the guys tackle everything from husbands and IG baddies to gaming nostalgia, all with their signature wit and humor. This week, the laughs kick-off as Tmt shares a funny story about his married friend texting him to inquire about "baddies" on Instagram. Mayowa takes us back to his university days, reminiscing about his Nintendo Wii and the joy of playing tennis on it. The gaming nostalgia continues when Koj introduces his Thrustmaster 3000 steering wheel and console, which sends the guys into a fit of laughter over its name. Next, they dive into the evolution of music-playing devices—from the Walkman to the iPod—reflecting on how music consumption has transformed over the years. The conversation then shifts to age-inappropriate relationships, with Koj sharing a story about his prom date attempting to ditch him