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Hard Knocks is a bummer and we figured out why. NBA playoffs and the Blazers are officially dead (2:18- 17:26). Playoff hockey and Joe Judge is still working to be football guy of the year (17:26 - 19:57). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Chris Webber being absolutely terrible at announcing and Lucas Giolito's no hitter (19:57 - 39:41). Comedian Jay Pharoah joins the show to talk about his new movies, his career at SNL, being the impression guy, the time ScarJo ruined Mayweather/Pacquiao and more (39:41 - 75:26). Segments include Talking Soccer, Billys list, Guys on Chicks and we remember how much of a legend Shoenice is.

We are now a Luka Doncic show. We recap the NBA playoffs, Luka being incredible, the Blazers running out of gas, the Sixers process is broken and more (223:50). Who's back of the week including North Korea and Madden Codes (23:50 - 35:50). Alex Rodriguez joins the show to talk baseball, the new season of Corp dropping this week, possibly owning the Mets and more (35:50 - 69:31). Segments include shoe roast for the new A's cargo hats, not to brag but we called it the NFL has figure out a way to beat Coronavirus and Billy's List.

Thom Brennaman had unintentionally one of the funniest baseball calls of all time (3:09 - 11:03). Caps lose, NBA Lottery and the playoffs are cooking (11:03 - 22:42). NFL Super agent Drew Rosenhaus joins the show to talk about his career, his clients, negotiating with GM's and more (22:42 - 66:11). Washington Football Team President Jason Wright joins the show to talk about his new job, changing the culture in DC, his playing days at Northwestern and whether or not hes a nerd (66:11 - 97:14). Segments include Billy's sheet and Fyre Fest of the week

Laker Dan is down as we recap the first 2 days of the NBA playoffs with both 8 seeds shocking the 1 seeds on Tuesday (2:01 - 10:51). Hockey playoffs and hot seat/cool throne talking about baseball unwritten rules and Joe Judge becoming the new Football Guy on the block (10:51 - 35:31). Michael Strahan joins the show to talk about his career, being America's sweetheart, paying Brett Favre for the sack record and more (35:31 - 78:35). David Arquette joins the show to talk about acting, his doll collection, and his new documentary about his return to wrestling (78:35 - 100:41). Guys on Chicks.

NBA and NHL Playoffs are in full swing and we predict first round matchups (17:18). Big Ten has an online petition and it may just force football to happen (17:18 - 23:49). Who's back of the week including Alex Smith and Mark Jackson after Alvin Gentry and Jim Boylen were fired (23:49 - 39:58). Joe Montana joins the show to talk about his career, Rudy being a fraud, having all the cool nicknames and cursing the Notre Dame green jerseys (39:58 - 67:18). Akon joins the show to talk about his rap career, going platinum, building an entire city in Africa and his crypto currency Akoin (67:18 - 99:23). Segments include talking soccer, UFC, and billy's list.

Stages of grief for CFB are discussed and we have a Football Guy of the Millenium. (2:24-10:40) NBA Playoffs are set and we make some knee jerk predictions for round 1. (10:41-18:41) Fyre Fest of the Week and the Billy vs Jake Salisbury/Clayton beef gets hotter. (20:53-32:28) Mike Golic Sr joins the show to talk about his Hall of Fame radio career, the end of Mike and Mike and being disappointed in how things went down, and College Football. (34:10-1:20:36) Billy's list and we finish the show with listener roasts with Joey Mulinaro (1:21:54-1:33:21)

The B1G and Pac 12 have cancelled their football seasons and it equals pain (3:02 - 9:23). Hard Knocks episode 1 was just a long coronavirus commercial (9:23 - 17:30). Hot Seat/Cool Throne with Kyle Kuzma, Steve Spurrier and Billy Football vs Jake (17:30 - 34:46). Deion Sanders joins the show to announce his signing with Barstool, the podcast he's going to do, and whether or not he would lock down Michael Thomas (34:46 - 55:09). Timm Woods joins us in studio to continue our Dungeons and Dragons game and we had a MAJOR plot twist (55:09 - 100:06).

College Football is officially on the ropes. We talk about the lack of a cool billionaire to come save the day really fucking sucks and why cancelling the CFB season may not be as smart as people think (2:56 - 17:45). PGA Champion Colin Morikawa turned a thrilling tourney into a cakewalk on the final 2 holes (17:45 - 24:38). Who’s back of the week (24:38 - 36:38). Steve-O joins the show to talk about his new special, Jackass, his favorite stunt, how stunts get assigned and how he can puke just from thinking about puking (36:38.- 86:31). Segments include hockey talk, this league, and Billy’s list

Football stories are starting to happen and Jon Gruden faked Coronavirus. Mike Tomlin quotes and Harbaugh pissed off Ohio State again (2:52 - 15:35). Playoff Hockey, NBA and gambling heaven (15:35 - 21:47). Charger TE Hunter Henry joins the show to talk about his career, playing with Phil Rivers, always being down late in the 4th, and the miraculous lateral play at Arkansas (21:47 - 50:53). Documentarian Gotham Chopra joins the show to talk about working with Tom Brady, Kobe Bryant, Lebron James and some of the greatest athletes of all time as well as where Documentaries are going in 2020 (50:53 - 81:25). Segments include reading Billy's sheet and Fyre Fest of the week.

Games all day every day has the whole crew in a great mood. Conversation about the bubble, high thoughts and hockey.(2:05-12:05) Hot Seat Cool Throne including the XFL, Big Ben being more injured than anyone ever and the debut of Stool Streams (GET EXCITED). (12:52-32:01) JJ Redick joins us from the bubble to talk about launching his new podcast, Zion rules, NCAA and how he needs to become hateable again. (34:20-1:13:06) Segments include Billy’s big sheet (1:15:00-1:19:19) and guys on chicks (1:19:20-1:26:53)

We're back after Grit Week and sports are all the way back. Recapping a weekend with all the leagues playing (2:30 - 6:19). Zion's burst restrictions and the MLB hanging on by a thread (6:19 - 17:45). Who's back of the week including Brooks owning Bryson, opting out, and Pac 12 players reading the Art of the Deal (17:45 - 37:32). Blazers guard CJ McCollum joins the show to talk about the NBA Bubble, being back in action, slim Melo, his new moves and more (37:32 - 79:34). Segments include Trouble in Paradise for Aaron Rodgers, PR 101 for the Mets and Yoenis Cespedes.

Grit Week 2020 is in the books and we’re taping off a 24 hour livestream. Recapping dumbest moments and the fact the we basically had a grade school sleepover for work. (2:40-8:38) Joe Kelly, NBA is back and Patrick Mahomes somehow got picked 4th overall.(8:39-15:30) Fyre Fest of the Week.(16:13-20:18) 49ers George Kittle joins the show to talk about the upcoming season, the Super Bowl, and Grit. (22:07-47:37)The Big Show joins the show to talk about his wrestling career, heel turning, and having a cameo in The Thong Song. (49:29-113:58) We finish with a Spongebob Table Reading from 8 am (1:15:56-1:32:41)

We're getting ready for our 24 hour Grit Week stream starting at noon on Wednesday. We've got a bunch of things planned and will be raising money for the Childrens Miracle Hospital Network (2:32 - 19:11). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Kirk Cousins sandals, Patrick Mahomes has bought the Royals and Aaron Rodgers has taken to the bottle (19:11 - 33:41). Steelers Wide Receiver JuJu Smith Schuster joins the show to talk about streaming, Big Ben, and pranking people (33:41 - 57:20). Will Compton joins the show to talk about being Gritty, making an NFL roster, lessons from Bo Pelini and more (57:20 - 94:11). Whats happening today and Guys on Chicks.

Welcome to Grit Week 2020. It’s a little different this year given the circumstances but we have an awesome 24 hour livestream planned for Wednesday. Baseball is back and the weird parts of the game are hilarious. (2:30-10:56) Lou Williams strip club story and Jamal Adams trades. (10:57-18:08) Who’s back of the week including Thibs in NYC. (19:04-27:40) Primetime Deion Sanders joins the show to talk about being Primetime, his career in baseball and football and being the best and Swaggiest guy ever. Also prime times rules about public bathroom use. (29:50-1:16:54) We welcome on an NYC garbage man, one of the grittiest jobs out there and talk to him about the business. (1:19:00-1:37:07) Monday Reading the Waffle House fight guy writes his response and reasoning for fighting the same cook every single week(1:40:16-1:59:14)

Sports are back and then they weren't. Fauci's first pitch was so bad it was good. Mark Davis has found nirvana in a PF Chang's (2:06 - 10:21). Fyre Fest of the week Amazon shipping and getting pre-mad that we'll all buy into the Tyson/Roy Jones Jr hype (10:21 - 27:28). Jerry O'Connell joins the show to talk about Fantasy Football, his new jaguar, movies, and playing the fat kid in Stand By Me (27:28 - 65:56). Segments include Naming Teams the Washington Football team and the Seattle Krakken, Talking Soccer, and the Mt Rushmore of PLL names in honor of Lacrosse coming back this weekend.

The last show before really live sports are back (sorry MLS), NBA Bubble looks weird and who is most mad they aren't getting scoops (2:13 - 9:50). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including iphones now breaking because of Iphone 12 and Slim Melo (9:50 - 25:19). Creed Bratton joins the show to talk about the office, his music career, and doing acid in the late 60's on stage at a concert (25:19 - 46:57). Segments include the Mt Rushmore of things that happened since sports were cancelled and Guys on Chicks.

Sports are officially back (this week) and we're so fucking happy. (2:26-4:40) NFL has to figure their shit out and Bryson DeChambleu is now a Triple B. (4:42-11:20) Who's back of the week including Zac Efron's "dad bod" and true love. (13:10-24:40) Cris Collinsworth joins the show to talk about the slide in, working with Al Michaels, PFF and how he grades players and what the 2020 NFL season will look like. (26:27-1:25:57) Segments include as a straight guy, (1:29:57-1:32:09) stay woke on Zuckerberg's fake ass, (1:32:10-1:36:21) and my personal opinion. (1:36:24-1:38:05)

The Redskins are a trash organization as a new report comes out from the Washington Post. PFT breaks down the best moments in the Dan Snyder era because there are basically none of them. (2:08-13:10)Twitter broke for blue checkmarks and it was awesome. (13:11-17:42) Fyre Fest of the week and the rehabilitation of Billy Football. (18:58-30:56) Kenny the Jet Smith joins the show to talk about Inside the NBA, working with Charles Barkley, his basketball camp, moving to a Front Office job and life inside the NBA bubble. (32:00-1:13:00) Segments include Football guy of the week for Coach O, (1:14:48-1:18:56) Bubble Life, (1:19:00-1:20:16) and we have the dumbest debate of all time that proves we need sports back in a bad way. (1:20:17-1:28:08)

These next 2 weeks all the sports are hanging in the balance. Madden ratings, bubble snitches, and hockey is doing a great job of telling us nothing. (2:22-10:18) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including plague squirrels and Will Smith's entanglement. (10:40-30:10) 3X Super Bowl Champion Willie McGinest joins the show to talk about Cam in New England, Culture change in locker rooms, and Brady on the Bucs. (31:34-55:21) We finish picking up on our Dungeons and Dragons adventure and Billy Football is in DEEP shit. (56:49-1:41:12)

Woj suspended and the internet sucks beyond belief (2:18 - 12:20). Bubble Trouble in Orlando as the first groupie has been invited and Ben Simmons cant even hit the ocean with a fish (12:20 - 22:29). UFC Fight Island recap and who's back of the week and the world may be made of Cake (22:29 - 36:39). Country Music star Luke Bryan joins the show to talk about his new album, how he names songs, college football, and country music (36:39 - 70:05). Segments include way to stay relevant golf, drunk idea and monday reading, soup tube.