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We have lost control of our sons (Billy and Hank). The very bad week for Big Cat and PFT when it comes to online streams. (3:40-10:23) Baseball maybe? Probably not. (10:24-13:04) Hot Seat Cool Throne including COPS the show, sports, Billy Football still thinks Dan Bilzerian is sweet as fuck. (13:36-29:04) We continue our Dungeons and Dragons adventure with Timm Woods as we take on a dragon and have a HUGE plot twist at the end. (30:29-1:10:24)

We start with the National Title and an all time choke job by the Tennessee Volunteers. (2:40-6:04) PFT did some bad math and now is in a huge charity hole that we talk our way out of. (6:05-30:20) Who’s back of the week with Vacation Hank. (30:21-39:44) Blake Griffin joins the show to prep for Blake of the Year, talk about the paparazzi stalking him, NBA coming back, and a positive outlook on the last 2 weeks. (42:28-1:15:30) In honor of Hank’s return we do the Mt Flushmore of vacation things (1:18:25-1:31:12)`

NBA is back. The NBA announced their plans to return to play and included the Zion rule to make sure he was in the playoffs. (2:10-11:50) We adopted a minor league baseball player. (11:51-15:28) Fyre Fest of the week from Bubba, Billy, Big Cat, and PFT, Hank is still on vacation of course. (17:55-26:24) Dana White joins the show to talk about UFC 250, Fight Island, and why he thinks sports media is a bunch of fucking dorks. (27:33-58:22) Booger McFarland joins the show to talk about Drew Brees' comments about Flag protests, what the locker room will be like with the Saints, Peloton with PFT and his short sleeve suit. (59:47-1:39:17) We finish with a documentary review of Sour Grapes (1:41:04-1:54:07)

We're back in studio, quick message off the top to keep listening to each other. We get back into sports and get mad at Peter King's NFL power rankings. (2:40-15:44) Baseball maybe back? (15:45-18:40) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Lenny Dykstra and Dan Bilzerian being the greatest philosopher of our time. (19:35-31:05) Forrest Gump Writer and Oscar Winner Eric Roth joins the show to talk about writing movies, Hollywood, horse racing and spending time with Muhammad Ali. (33:04-1:16:42) Mt Rushmore of things we love about dogs (1:18:08-1:31:12) and guys on chicks. (1:31:13-1:38:05)

We celebrate the beginning of June which means absolutely nothing. (2:30-15:10) Who’s back of the week including Anonymous and Space. (15:11-27:44) Bill Burr joins the show to talk about his new movie King of Staten Island, life without sports and more. (29:34-1:09:20) Arian Foster joins the show to talk about the last week in current events, race in America, how we can all make small changes for the better good, and why white privilege isn’t a bad thing but something that needs to be acknowledged. (1:11:46-2:08:34) We finish with a deep dive on Bonobo monkeys with Billy Football (2:10:50-2:28:16)

Sports are sort of back, or at least the announcement of sports being back are back. MLB will never happen because the Owners are fucking idiots (2:09 - 13:32). Fyre Fest of the week including Big Cat now likes Outerbanks and PFT fighting against the government (13:32 - 25:23). Scott Van Pelt joins the show to falsely accuse Big Cat of Video Game Chicanery, talk MLB labor strife, and going bald (25:23 - 51:37). Ryan Lochte joins the show and we ask him a bunch of questions from the world's biggest Ryan Lochte fan (51:37 - 67:59). Mt Flushmore of car accessories and FAQ's

Happy Memorial Day Weekend. Lets have the most epic summer ever. The Match 2 was awesome on Sunday featuring Phil Mickelson, Tom Brady, Tiger Woods, and Peyton Manning (2:34 - 12:05). NFL Rule Changes (12:05 - 16:20). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Rats and a discussion about Outer Banks (16:20 - 29:15). Joel McHale joins the show to talk about his career, Football at Washington, Community, doing the White House correspondents dinner and his new podcast (29:15 - 76:35). We resume our Dungeons and Dragons campaign with our Dungeon master Timm Woods and you won't believe what the boys got into this time.

Packed Friday show and we start with Dak negotiations (2:27 - 12:31). Fyre Fest of the week takes a detour as Hank invents war movies (12:31 - 30:22). NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin joins the show to talk about his win Wednesday, the last dance and guarantees a win Sunday. Entourage creator (30:22 - 45:48) Doug Ellin joins the show to talk about the show, Hollywood, losing Emmy’s and social media (45:48 - 79:45). Bucs Center Ryan Jensen joins the show to talk about his sweaty ass and working with Tom Brady (79:45 - 92:25). Finally we wrap up the week with a review of the Dude Perfect documentary

There are no sports but we break down what makes a cool hat guy a cool hat guy (2:24 - 14:50). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Big Cat is reading a book and PFT has discovered the best new sports debate (14:50 - 27:30). The Undertaker joins the show to talk about his new documentary "The Last Ride" his career in the WWE, behind the scenes of wresting, inferno matches, and being buried alive (27:30 - 61:13). Segments include not to brag but we called it, Mt Flushmore of business decisions, and Guys on Chicks.

The Last Dance Finale. We discuss the end of the Bulls dynasty, Reggie Miller, Pacers Karen, and MJ's final shit list. (3:05-31:13) Who's back of the week including sports and shorts. (31:14-38:55) Karl Malone joins the show to talk about the NBA in the 90's, playing against MJ's Bulls, and the Dream Team. (40:20-1:25:36) Segments include Drunk Idea Mt Rushmore of Grit Week moments in honor of Grit Week normally starting today (1:36:45-1:53:06) and Billy Football teaches us about Cover 2. (1:53:07-2:09:23)

PFT lost to Hank in Ping Pong and the meme to end all memes wants Big Cat to die (2:27 - 7:11). Fake crowds and fans and MLB (7:11 - 15:41). Fyre Fest of the week and we're on to naming rights for everything (15:41 - 30:40). Mark Cuban joins the show to talk about the NBA coming back, running for President, being friends with Michael Jordan and much more (30:40 - 66:31). Mt Flushmore of life's little embarrassments and we review the documentary Ronnie Coleman - The King

MLB might be back and NBA seems like its making progress but the real news of the day is Waffle House fighting. (2:57-10:05) We read one of the best stories on the internet about a guy who continually fights the same Waffle House cook for screwing up his eggs. (10:06-26:08) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a call to Marlins Man. (26:25-45:46) Patton Oswalt joins the show to talk about his new stand up on Netflix, "I Love Everything", comedy in 2020 and being in a million funny shows/movies. (47:22-1:22:36) We start our bi-monthly Dungeons and Dragons game with Dungeon Master Tim Woods and the gang gets into trouble right off the bat. (1:21:31-2:04:07)

Last Dance episode 7 and 8 were the best of the series as we finally get to see the real MJ. Calling people ho, making up slights to get himself motivated, retirement and coming back all discussed. (2:14-21:17) Who's back of the week including Norman Chad's terrible column and UFC periscopes. (23:45-35:14) Michael Jordan's long time trainer Tim Grover joins the show to talk about the Last Dance, training MJ, what it was like making the transition to and from baseball, the flu game, and much more. (38:14-1:22:56) Mt Flushmore of teammates (1:24:45-1:41:58) and Billy Football's deep dive into Murder Hornets (1:44:14- 2:04:18)

The NFL schedule has been released and we have hope. Notable games and a moment of silence to no Thursday night Jags/Titans (2:27 - 10:02). Earl Thomas got held at gunpoint by his wife after an orgy with his brother and Fyre Fest of the week (10:02 - 35:28). Number 1 pick in the 2020 NFL Draft Joe Burrow joins the show to talk about post draft life at his parent's house, team zoom meetings, and what Coach Duggs is doing wrong (35:28 - 54:59). Musician Mike Posner joins the show to talk about walking across the entire US, getting bit by a baby snake, the rise of his career and how weird fame was for him (54:59 - 85:40). We finish the show with the Mt Flushmore of minor injuries.

We start by picking a Korean Baseball team and get EXTREMELY lucky with our selection (2:27 - 8:16) Coach Gus Duggerton is headed to Texas Tech and PFT asks Duggs some Big J Journalism questions (8:16 - 16:58). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Elon Musk and more fear porn (16:58 - 34:43). Comedian Nick Swardson joins the show to talk about his new movie The Wrong Missy out on Netflix May 13th, the Vikings, whether he believes in Kirk Cousins, getting expelled 4 times from high school and stand up comedy (34:43 - 65:35). NBA Champion Caron Butler joins the show to talk about his career, being addicted to Mountain Dew and Straws, and how Jim Calhoun recruited him to Uconn (65:35 - 84:17). Segments include embrace debate, Mt Flushmore of Cars and Guys on Chicks.

We review the Last Dance Episodes 5 and 6. MJ shitting on Isiah again, the Dream Team, Jordan's gambling problems and the Finals vs Charles Barkley. (2:28-27:40) Andy Dalton signs in Dallas and the Bears do not pick up Mitch Trubisky's 5th year option. (27:41-33:38) Who's back of the week. (35:46-50:35) 4X NBA Champion Horace Grant joins the show to talk about the Bulls first 3 peat, his relationship with Michael Jordan, being best friends with Scottie Pippen, playing with Shaq and Penny, and NBA What ifs. (52:51-1:34:06) Segments include stay woke on Kim Jong Un, (1:36:05-1:39:30) Mt Flushmore of sports, (1:39:31-1:54:22) and Billy's Deep Dive where he pitches us his new big idea. (1:55:44-2:10:23)

See ya, April. We're on to May and Jameis had no depth perception until a month ago, literally, and Andy Dalton era in Cincinnati is over (2:53 - 14:17). Fyre Fest of the Week (14:17 - 31:31). Author/Comedian/Art Dealer Jensen Karp of "The No-Sports Report" joins the show to talk about his very interesting and unusual career, writing a book, John Mayer, Hollywood, and being married to Topanga (31:31 - 72:39). Segments include Embrace Debate is MJ a loser and Mt Rushmore of things we think about when we're high.

Jameis is a Saint and Baseball is trying its best to come back (2:29 - 13:28). Hot Seat/Cool throne including aliens and we need documentary help (13:28 - 29:01). ESPN's Around the Horn Woody Paige joins the show to talk about his career, voting for TO in the Hall of Fame, his chalkboard, and winning at Around the Horn (29:01 - 60:15). Segments include the Mt Flushmore of life's greatest small victories with Brian Koppelman (60:15 - 84:05), bad visual Alex Smith and Guys on Chicks.

The Last Dance episode 3 and 4 are out and we review it. Rodman's brilliance, MJ's grudge counter, and Phil Jackson the GOAT. (3:10-30:15) NFL Draft recap with some grades, Goodell being a weirdo, plus Jameis Winston to the Saints. (30:16-49:55) Who's back of the week including love being dead for the Cutty/K-Cav split. (49:56-56:15) Magician Criss Angel joins the show to talk about all the incredible stunts he's had in his career, falling in love with magic and illusions, and the Magic Hall of Fame. (58:01-1:39:02) Segments include dumb quarantine ideas (1:40:38-1:52:46) Mt Flushmore of chores (1:52:27-2:05:47) and Deep Dive with Billy Football (2:05:48-2:21:21)

The NFL Draft happened and we finally feel normal again. Breaking down the first round, creepy Goodell, sob stories, great picks by a lot of teams, the Raiders being the Raiders and Athlete Couches being awesome (2:47 - 28:10). Packers Quarterback Jordan Love on being drafted in the first round and having his life changed forever (28:10 - 43:39). Fyre Fest of the Week and Mt Flushmore of non alcoholic drinks (43:39 - 71:36). We also welcome on a Dungeon Master who taught us about Dungeons and Dragons and let us play a live action game (71:36 - 104:49).