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Fastest 2 minutes is back. (00:02:27-00:08:08) We then recap every game from A Wild Sunday Bucs/Cowboys (00:08:40-00:21:56) Patriots/Dolphins (00:21:56-00:35:28) Steelers/Bengals (00:35:28-00:43:19) Commanders/Jaguars (00:43:19-00:55:52) Eagles/Lions (00:55:52-01:05:27) Bears/Niners (01:05:27-01:12:04) Saints/Falcons (01:12:04-01:20:56) Ravens/Jets (01:20:56-01:31:19) Browns/Panthers (01:31:19-01:40:05) Colts/Texans (01:40:05-01:43:12) Giants/Titans (01:43:12-01:49:08) Chiefs/Cardinals (01:49:08-01:55:08) Raiders/Chargers (01:55:08-02:01:13) Packers/Vikings (02:01:13-02:08:12) We finish with Football guy of the week and Who's back of the week including some College Football talk. (02:08:12-02:33:38)

Football is back and the Queen has passed away. Julian Edelman in studio to break down and the NFL kickoff, who he thinks will surprise people this year and tons more (00:01:56-00:45:23). Fantasy Fuccbois makes its return (00:45:23-00:56:56). Before weekend preview and picks we discuss what this year's punishment will be for the last place picker then we talk about all the games coming up for Week 1 (00:56:56-01:47:00). We finish the show with Fyre Fest of the week (01:47:00-02:04:09).

Hard Knocks finale happened and Dan Campbell's brain almost stopped. We talk about cut day and rate the season in its totality (00:02:09-00:13:34). Little talking tennis (00:13:34:01-00:15:45). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Brian Kelly already under pressure, Mike Tomlin's clerical error and Coach O living his best life (00:15:45-00:34:32). Pete Prisco joins the show to break down the 2022 NFL season, talk about what he saw at camp, the teams that will surprise us and the teams that will disappoint(00:34:32-01:19:42). Stu Feiner gives us his advanced gambling model for every team total that doesn't make sense to anyone but Stu Feiner plus more 2022 NFL talk (01:19:42-01:54:18). We finish with the return of guys on chicks (01:54:18-02:09:14).

College Football is all the way back. We recap a crazy 5 days of College Football to kick off the season. UNC/App State, Georgia throttling Oregon and more (00:02:05-00:20:31). Who's back of the week including a deep dive into Brendan Fraser's career plus Harry Styles spit on Chris Pine (00:20:31-00:43:26). Our good friend Tom Fornelli joins the show to recap a crazy Week 1 of College Football, 12 game playoff and more (00:43:26-01:26:09). We then do the Mt Rushmore of Italians (01:26:09-01:43:59). We finish with the return of Football Guy of the Week(01:43:59-01:53:08).

Russ got paid and College Football is back (00:02:29-00:07:48). Awesome night in sports Wednesday between Trumpets and Serena (00:07:48-00:21:43). Mt Rushmore of worst people on public transportation (00:21:43-00:44:16) . Jerry O’Connell joins the show to break down the team he drafted for us and goes through the whole league on who to draft (00:44:16-01:36:42). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (01:36:42-01:54:28).

Hard Knocks Episode 4 is here and we recap what probably happened (00:02:54-00:05:45). The preseason is officially over and cut day has come and gone (00:05:45-00:18:02). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Hillary Duff's diarrhea, Bill Clinton's exchange with Dr Ruth, and talking tennis (00:18:02-00:37:03). Bruce Arians joins us in studio to talk about his retirement from coaching, what it's like to be the "Hand of the King" for an NFL Franchise, and his relationship with Tom Brady (00:37:03-01:17:07). We finish with the Mt Rushmore of living legends (01:17:09-01:34:43).

Football is back and Scott Frost continues to be a tremendous idiot (00:02:26-00:08:32). We talk the end of preseason, Aaron Rodgers admitting to more crimes and Aaron Donald fighting the Bengals (00:08:32-00:18:36) . Who's back of the week including Conor McGregor getting head on his boat, Foul Ball Guy, Max Homa and more (00:22:30-00:40:35). Jason McCourty joins us in studio to talk about his career in the NFL, playing on the 0-16 Browns and winning a Super Bowl the next year, Good Morning Football and the media business plus NFL preview (00:40:35-01:31:54). We finish with Mt Rushmore of things it sucks to be late to (01:31:56-02:00:15).

Chet Holmgren is out for the year (00:02:37-00:07:41). We start the show as our last remote show of the summer. Mt Rushmore of things that are cooler in slow motion back in studio almost tears the whole show apart (00:22:14-00:41:20) . Mark Wahlberg joins the show to talk about his new movie Me Time, working out, football and more (00:43:08-01:10:40). We finish the show with Fyre Fest of the week(01:10:38-01:24:02).

Hard Knocks Episode 3 and we're running out of gas and very ready for real football (00:02:28-00:12:57) . Kevin Durant has decided he will stay in Brooklyn, the team he just signed a 4 year contract with (00:12:57-00:22:42). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including future President Stephen A Smith (00:22:42-00:48:49). Bills Head Coach Sean McDermott joins the show to talk about the Bills upcoming season, Josh Allen, the loss to the Chiefs, and tons more (00:48:49-01:17:53). We finish with Mt Rushmore of Leftovers (01:17:53-01:43:54).

We’ve completed the final weekend without football until February (00:02:25-00:06:06). We name some NFL Players on new teams to get our brains going (00:06:06-00:17:01). UFC Saturday night was wild (00:17:01-00:26:49) . Who’s back of the week including Josh Rosen and Tom Brady maybe going to the Raiders (00:26:49-00:39:32). Liver King joins us in studio to talk about his lifestyle, try some liver, the tenets to living a healthier life and other weird things (00:39:32-01:38:09). We finish with Mt Rushmore of ways to subtlety emasculate someone and it almost breaks the podcast apart (01:38:09-02:04:44).

The Big Ten is back and has taken the CBS theme song with the new TV deal (00:02:40-00:05:42). 11 year old kid runs on the field during a White Sox Game and Shohei Ohtani is fulfilling the best Baseball Tweet (00:09:11-00:14:21) . Patrick Reed sues Brandlee Chamblis in an all time lawsuit ( 00:16:46-00:24:56). Mt Rushmore of Precrime (00:24:56-00:55:28). Washington Commanders WR Terry McLaurin joins the show to talk about his new contract, being turned down by Urban Meyer, and tons more (00:55:28-01:22:40). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (01:22:40-01:32:40:28).

Hard Knocks episode 2 is out and it’s Detroit vs Everybody. We recap the episode and the breakout star Mr Universe John Brown (00:02:21-00:14:35). PFT is back on the DL(00:14:35-00:23:46). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Fernando Tatis Senior and NFL Blitz being back, kind of (00:23:46-00:55:56). Ryen Russillo joins us in studio and we catch up with him after his worldly traveling. Talk Football, NBA and tons more (00:55:56-01:46:55) then wrap up with Mt Rushmore of Everyday activities that should be Olympic sports(01:46:55-02:33:12).

Willy Z finally won the big one (bonus time travel of the last hole during Mt Rushmore) (00:02:19-00:03:53). Football is back and we talk some preseason + Fernando Tatis suspended for 80 games (00:03:53-00:20:33). Who’s back of the week including Kentucky Basketball school debate (00:20:33-00:38:58) . Packers Special Teams Coordinator Rich Bisaccia joins the show to talk about being a foxhole guy, the 2021 Raiders, being an interim and why players love him (00:38:58-01:09:05). We finish with a chaotic Mt Rushmore of Bad Ideas + live reaction to Will Zalatoris and Billy showing up late (01:09:08-01:33:48)

The boys climbed Everest (equivalent) (00:03:09-00:04:28). Grit week has to come an end and we recap an awesome week in Colorado (00:04:28-00:11:11). Fyre Fest of the week (00:11:11-00:25:13). Broncos Head Coach Nathaniel Hackett joins the show to talk about his incredible path to Denver, Blake Bortles, the key to offense and his love of Star Wars (00:25:13-00:54:30). Denver Airport review (00:55:45-01:16:53) and we finish with Mt Rushmore of Candy (01:16:53-01:32:04)

Hard Knocks is back and Dan Campbell is the absolute best. We recap Hard Knocks and talk about Grit Week 3 days in (00;02;55-00;18;42). Kevin Durant wants everyone fired and Roquan Smith notes app’d the Bears (00;18;42-00;29;16) . Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Beth Mowins game being done and Colin Cowherd still pretending to not know who we are (00;29;16-00;52;41). Jake Plummer joins the show live from his mushroom farm and we talk about his career in the NFL, being 100 seconds away from a national title at ASU, Pat Tillman and his mushroom farm and growing business (00;52;41-01;48;14). We finish with Mt Rushmore of universally loved things (01;48;14-02;11;08)

We got him. Aaron Rodgers on the pod. Welcome to Grit Week 2022. The boys are in Colorado dealing with oxygen deprivation and catch up on travels and Pete Rose having himself a day (00;03;33-00;17;29). Who’s back of the week (00;17;29-00;34;15). 4X MVP and possibly one time felon Aaron Rodgers joins the show live from Green Bay, we talk about how he should be in prison, the time he almost quit football before college, his tormenting of Big Cat, the “I fucking own you” moment, playoff failures and smashing the Bears every year and tons more (00;34;15-01;26;03). We finish with Mt Rushmore of NFL Coaches you’d want on your team if you were in a fight (01;26;03-01;49;58).

Football is back and so is Mark Davis who dominated wings in everyone's face in Canton (00:00:49-00:04:44). We have a fake technical issue and then talk Vin Scully and Billy got dunked on playing pickup basketball (00:04:44-00:25:18). Comedian Stavros Halkias joins the show to break down the 2022 NFL Season based purely on how well the quarterbacks and coaches of each team fuck (00:25:18-01:21:27), we then do Mt Rushmore of breakups (01:21:27-01:45:46). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (01:45:46-02:04:34:04).

MLB Trade Deadline happened and Juan Soto is now a Padre after a blockbuster deal (00:03:35-00:19:17). Deshaun Watson was suspended and the Dolphins lost draft picks for tampering (00:19:17-00:37:05). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a deep dive on Batgirl and we introduce our new Producer Max from Philly (00:37:05-01:10:12). Cincinnati Head Coach Luke Fickell joins the show to talk about his incredible 2021, being Mike Vrabel's roommate at OSU, recruiting in today's CFB era, Football and more (01:10:12-01:45:48). We finish with the Mt Rushmore of Fruit (01:45:48-02:13:00)

Football is back again. We talk some story lines from the last week plus Breaking News on a show announcement and our new Pardon My Cheesesteak brand. (00:02:51-00:27:03) Mt Rushmore of training camp cliches. (00:27:04-00:47:09) Who's back of the week including celebrities flying PJ's and Tony Pizza. (00:48:21-01:09:53) Jake Arrieta joins the show to talk about MLB trade deadline, where Soto will end up, Owners not ponying up, and a very dumb baseball idea. (01:10:50-01:49:53) We finish with a show announcement for the future. (01:51:33-02:05:07)

Football is back and we have training camp to talk about. Kyler’s insult contract plus Russ Wilson is more and more a robot every day. (00:02:23-00:19:55) Mt Rushmore of ways to say goodbye. (00:21:04-00:41:15) Craig Kilborn joins the show to talk about his new podcast, his career in sports and late night television and all time Clint Eastwood story. (00:42:08-01:23:54) We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (01:25:19-01:40:46)