Pardon My Take

The Bucs are dead and Tom Brady has found a way to make America feel bad for him. The Ravens might be back and Hank gets a bonus shot at the lottery ball machine (00:02:07-00:18:20). Mike Florio joins the show to talk Football, Conspiracy theories, history of Pro Football Talk and we do Fantasy Fuccbois with him (00:18:20-00:56:15). Week 8 picks and preview for every game and Russell Wilson continues to be a fucking weirdo to the highest degree(00:56:15-01:47:27). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Monday Night Football went very differently as expected and the guys break down Justin Fields big night and where the Patriots go from here. No one gets defensive especially not Hank (00:02:17-00:31:50). CFB Talk (00:31:50-00:39:15). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Sam Ehlinger making his big debut (00:39:15-01:03:05). John Kruk joins the show to talk about the World Series, his crazy retirement story, living with a bank robber and tons more (01:03:05-01:49:15). Jake Arrieta joins the show to talk about the WS matchup, who he has winning it and his favorite players to watch (01:49:15-02:15:43). 1 Question with Taylor Heinicke (02:15:43-02:21:48) plus the return of Jimbos (02:21:48-02:33:49).

NFL Week 7 and Fastest 2 Minutes (00:02:24-00:08:38) Giants 23, Jaguars 17 (00:08:38-00:23:15) Ravens 23, Browns 20 (00:23:15-00:30:22) Commanders 23, Packers 21 (00:30:22-00:44:12) Panthers 21, Bucs 3 (00:44:12-01:01:07) Titans 19, Colts 10 (01:01:07- 01:14:27) Bengals 35, Falcons 17 (01:14:27-01:27:13) Cowboys 24, Lions 6 (01:27:13-01:38:42) Jets 16, Broncos 9 (01:38:42-01:55:11) Raiders 38, Texans 20 (01:55:11-02:00:21) Seahawks 37, Chargers 23 (02:00:21-02:06:09) Chiefs 44, 49ers 23 (02:06:09-02:14:28) Football guy of the week (02:14:28-02:18:19) and who's back of the week including World Series talk (02:18:19-02:42:37).

Week 7 is here and it could be a stinker but this is where true football guys are made. We talk about every game and do our picks and preview (00:02:23-00:50:08). Fantasy Phillyboys goes off the rails (00:50:08-00:57:37). Dan Haren joins the show to talk playoff baseball, rocking the baby on the bases, toughest guys to pitch to and who he has winning it all (00:57:37-01:25:25). Sergio Perez and Max Verstappen join the show ahead of the Austin Grand Prix as Red Bull Racing is about to clinch the constructors cup (01:25:25-01:44:28). We finish with Fyre fest of the week and Hank trying to guess the lottery ball (01:44:28-01:57:27)

The Russell Wilson Trainwreck continues in Denver, we talk about a weird MNF game (00:02:35-00:21:12). Playoff baseball and the Yankees advance rocking the baby (00:21:12-00:30:07). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including basketball, Draymond Green, Rats in NYC and more (00:30:07-00:55:14). Our friend Andy Staples joins the show to talk College Football, Tennessee being back, the maximum chaos scenario and more (00:55:14-01:38:13). 1 Question with a Quarterback with Joe Burrow (01:38:13-01:45:03) and we finish the show with listener FAQ's including some insight on the state of the show (01:45:03-02:02:08).

Week 6 in the NFL. We start with Fastest 2 Minutes and finish the Cowboys/Eagles game live on air. (00:00:00-00:10:17) Jets 27, Packers 10 (00:10:17-00:22:15) Giants 24, Ravens 20 (00:22:15-00:30:19) Steelers 20, Bucs 18 (00:30:19-00:43:06) Bengals 30, Saints 24 (00:43:06-00:50:46) Patriots 38, Browns 15 (00:50:46-01:14:15) Vikings 24, Dolphins 16 (01:14:15-01:26:57) Falcons 28, 49ers 14 (01:26:57-01:37:09) Colts 34, Jags 27 (01:37:09-01:46:40) Rams 24, Panthers 10 (01:46:40-01:54:01) Seahawks 19, Cardinals 9 (01:56:57-02:07:34) Bills 24, Chiefs 20 (02:07:34-02:18:54) We finish with Football guy of the week (02:18:54-02:26:35) and who's back of the week including playoff baseball talk. (02:26:35-02:48:41)

Thursday Night Football happened and the Commanders and Bears bummed out all of America (00:01:57-00:24:31). We talk about the game and then Billy has to eat a cheesesteak with hot sauce on it and almost tears the entire podcast apart (00:24:31-00:32:20). Week 6 picks and preview for every game Sunday + Fantasy Fuccbois (00:32:20-01:17:38). We have Baylor Head Coach Scott Drew in studio to talk about winning the National Championship, coaching 18 year olds, his brother's famous shot and more (01:17:38-01:46:17). Bob Huggins joins us in studio to catch up, talk about Big 12 Toupees, his days at Cincy and more (01:46:17-02:12:10). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (02:12:10-02:26:29).

Monday Night Football was a wild one and a bunch of storylines came out of it (00:02:02-00:22:51). We talk some baseball playoffs and who we're rooting for (00:22:51-00:32:40) . College Football talk (00:32:40-00:39:00). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (00:39:00-01:02:43). Our good friend Blake Bortles joins the show to talk about his retirement from the NFL, what he plans on doing now that he has free time, his history with our podcast, and some fun reminiscing about Super Bowls (01:02:43-01:44:07). Kirk Cousins joins us for 1 question with a Quarterback (01:44:07-01:49:02). We finish the show with listener roasts with Uncle Chaps (01:49:02-02:08:17).

NFL Week 5. We start with Fastest 2 Minutes and then break down every game (00:02:53-00:09:19) Giants 27, Packers 22 (00:10:25-00:23:35) Chargers 30, Browns 28 (00:23:35-00:31:47) Titans 21, Commanders 17 (00:31:47-00:41:06) Saints 39, Seahawks 32 (00:41:06-00:48:07) Jets 40, Dolphins 17 (00:48:07-01:05:58) Patriots 29, Lions 0 (01:05:58-01:23:20) Bills 38, Steelers 3 (01:23:20-01:33:00) Vikings 29, Bears 22 (01:33:00-01:40:28) Bucs 21, Falcons 15 (01:40:28-01:47:51) Texans 13, Jaguars 6 (01:47:51-01:56:13:14) 49ers 37, Panthers 15 (01:56:13-02:04:33) Cowboys 22, Rams 15 (02:04:33-02:10:30) Eagles 20, Cardinals 17 (02:10:30-02:23:09) Football Guy of the Week (02:23:09-02:30:48) and who's back of the week (02:30:48-02:48:32)

The Booty Bowl between the Colts and Broncos was hilariously bad and Russ might officially be cooked (00:02:2800-00:19:54). Week 5 Picks and Preview for all of Sunday’s games plus Fantasy Billy’s (00:19:54-01:08:30). Booger McFarland joins the show to talk CFB and NFL, playing in the cold and Big Cat’s Weight(01:08:30-01:50:46). We finish with a review of the new Netflix documentary Redeem Team (01:50:46-01:57:21) and Fyre Fest of the week (01:57:21-02:10:30:07).

Deebo Samuel is the best and we recap MNF and the Niners being back (00:02:22-00:14:21). We talk some college football (00:14:21-00:31:43). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Brady/Gisele Divorce (00:31:43-00:48:39). Kyle Long joins us in studio to catch up on the end of his football career, O-Line play, podcasting and tons more (00:48:39-01:52:07). We do 1 question with a Quarterback with Blake Bortles (01:52:07-02:02:47) and finish the show with bring your lunchpail with Jersey Jerry (02:02:47-02:24:52)

NFL Week 4. We start with Fastest 2 minutes then recap every game. (00:02:32-00:09:28) Chiefs 41, Bucs 31 (00:09:28-00:14:50) Vikings 28, Saints 25 (00:14:50-00:24:05) Bills 23, Ravens 20 (00:24:05-00:32:26) Eagles 29, Jaguars 21 (00:32:26-00:41:44) Jets 24, Steelers 20 (00:41:44- 00:49:05) Falcons 23, Browns 20 (00:49:05-00:57:01) Cowboys 25, Commanders 10 (00:57:01-01:03:00) Titans 24, Colts 17 (01:03:00- 01:14:57) Giants 20, Bears 12 (01:14:57-01:24:25) Seahawks 48, Lions 45 (01:24:25-01:37:08) Chargers 34, Texans 24 (01:37:08-01:43:52) Raiders 32, Broncos 23 (01:43:52-01:51:00) Cardinals 26, Panthers 16 (01:51:00-01:56:09) Packers 27, Patriots 24 (01:56:09- 02:06:30) Football Guy of the Week. Who's back of the week including Wisconsin firing their Head Coach and a crazy fishing scandal. (02:10:55-02:33:08)

We start with a TNF recap and the brutal Tua Injury (00:02:05-00:15:25). Aaron Judge hits 61 (00:15:25-00:19:20). We do weekend picks and preview plus settle on a punishment and it gets contentious (00:19:20-01:03:56). Frankie Lasagna the real life person who almost caught 61 tells us what it’s like to be Frankie Lasagna (01:03:56-01:14:53). Comedian Billy Eichner joins the show to talk about his new movie, his career, Billy on the street and tons more (01:14:53-01:49:59). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (01:49:59:24-02:07:03:20).

The Cowboys beat the Giants and Daniel Jones has the funniest internal clock of all time (00:02:10-00:19:41). Aaron Judge stalled at 60 and College Football Talk (00:19:41-00:34:37). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (00:34:37-00:58:11). Derek Jeter joins the show to talk about his career, negotiations with Marlins Man, the time the Post called him Derek Eater, being a crazy competitor and tons more (00:58:11-01:34:45). Gardner Minshew joins us for 1 question with a QB (01:34:45-01:39:31). We finish with guys on chicks (01:39:31-01:51:24).

NFL Week 3, we start with fastest 2 minutes from Sunday. Then we recap every game. (00:02:23-00:08:57) Broncos 11, 49ers 10 (00:08:57- 00:17:16) Dolphins 21, Bills 19 (00:17:16-00:32:31) Colts 20, Chiefs 17 (00:32:31-00:41:36) Ravens 37, Patriots 26 (00:41:36-00:54:41) Eagles 24, Commanders 8 (00:54:41 -01:04:19) Vikings 28, Lions 24 (01:04:19-01:10:22) Bears 23, Texans 20 (01:10:22-01:16:33) Titans 24, Raiders 22 (01:16:33-01:27:22) Bengals 27, Jets 12 (01:27:22-01:35:41) Panther 22, Saints, 14 (01:35:41-01:42:48) Jaguars 38, Chargers 10 (01:42:48- 01:52:53) Rams 20, Cardinals 12 (01:52:53-01:58:47) Falcons 27, Seahawks 23 (01:58:47-02:01:57) Packers 14, Bucs 12 (02:01:57-02:07:56) We finish with Football guy of the week and who's back of the week. (02:07:56-02:22:06)

Browns beat the Steelers in an ugly one on Amazon (00:03:13-00:18:30). NFL Week 3 picks and preview plus Fantasy Russel Wilson’s (00:18:45-01:18:47). Texans Coach Lovie Smith joins the show to talk about his team, Davis Mills, his time with the Bears and being on the greatest high school team of all time (01:18:47-01:40:20). Morten Andersen joins the show in studio to talk kicking, The Andersen, Hall of Fame lunches and more (01:40:20-02:21:45). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (02:21:45-02:44:44)

The Eagles and Bills looked dominant on Monday Night Football. Kirk Cousins is Kirk Cousins and the Titans might be in trouble (00:02:02-00:24:34). We talk a little College Football (00:24:34-00:37:25). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a major Chess controversy and Bryson DeChambeu gets assaulted by a rope (00:37:25-00:56:14). Our good friend Max Homa joins us fresh off his Fortnite Championship to talk about the Presidents Cup, positive vibes and why he needs to play the week his baby arrives (00:56:14-01:22:33). One Question with Josh Allen (01:22:33-01:26:05). We finish with listener FAQ’s (01:26:05-01:39:36)

We start with the Fastest 2 minutes. Bears get crushed by the Packers as always and the game finishes as we start the show. (00:02:17-00:08:29) We then recap every game from Sunday (00:08:29-00:16:21) Dolphins 42, Ravens 38 (00:16:21-00:27:44) Jets 31, Browns 30 (00:27:44- 00:41:01) Patriots 17, Steelers 14 (00:41:01-00:50:41) Lions 36, Commanders 27 (00:50:41-01:00:11) Bucs 20, Saints 10 (01:00:11- 01:07:23) Jaguars 24, Colts 0 (01:07:23- 01:16:49) Giants 19, Panthers 16 (01:16:49-01:24:33) Rams 31, Falcons 27 (01:24:33- 01:33:31) 49ers 27, Seahawks 7 (01:33:31-01:40:16) Cowboys 30, Bengals 17 (01:40:16-01:45:04) Cardinals 29, Raiders 23 (01:45:04-01:48:41) Broncos 16, Texans 9 (01:48:41-01:53:24) We finish with Football guy of the week (01:53:24-01:57:31) and who's back of the week including a report from Billy on the Waterdogs Championship (01:57:31-02:11:59).

Thursday Night Football was awesome and Amazon now owns our lives . Justin Herbert broke all his ribs and came back for the cover and the Chargers remain the Chargers (00:02:10-00:30:21). Weekend preview and picks where we talk about every game on Sunday (00:30:21-01:08:27). Fantasy Lads makes their return for Queen Lizzy (01:08:27-01:15:14). Danny and Lucy Devito join the show in studio to talk about their show together, Danny’s career, Lucy growing up with an iconic father, Always Sunny and tons more (01:15:14-01:49:29). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (01:49:29-02:04:38).

Russell Wilson goes back to Seattle to boos and we talk about MNF and Nathaniel Hackett panicking down the stretch (00:02:11-00:18:59). Geno Smith got written off but maybe for good reason (00:18:59-00:23:54). Cleaning up stories from Sunday (00:23:54-00:33:22). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Robert Saleh taking receipts on Jets haters (00:33:22-00:53:15). Ryan Fitzpatrick joins us in studio to talk about the end of his career, transition to media, the importance of locker room cohesiveness and tons more (00:53:15-01:39:55). We introduce a new segment that was supposed to be Inside The Talking Boot but we changed on the fly to simply we call a Quarterback and ask them 1 question (01:39:55-01:58:59). We finish up with guys on chicks (01:58:59-02:15:17).