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Behold, a story that gives new meaning to the phrase "Poopie doopie you so loopy." Hear the full episode + additional bonus content on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

We draft our 5 best antagonists and protagonists from the 20 stories/films we've discussed for King Me Babies. DRAFT NIGHT! Hear the full episode on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Thus concludes our longest-ever Townie Profile segment. As we put season one of NOS4A2 in the books, we finally address the elephant in the room: that Zach Quinto fella is not the strongest actor. And we once again find ourselves wishing this show was just a character-based drama about a working class family in Massachusetts. Get weekly bonus content on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod See Dan live Dec 20, 2022 @ The Sultan Room (Brooklyn NYC): https://dice.fm/event/lnn9x-friend-of-the-show-20th-dec-the-sultan-room-new-york-tickets

Extree, extree! Springheel Jack strikes again! He's creeping around in the fog! Cutting people's heads off! Extree! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod Dan's upcoming live show: Dec 20, 2022 @ The Sultan Room (Brooklyn NYC) https://dice.fm/event/lnn9x-friend-of-the-show-20th-dec-the-sultan-room-new-york-tickets

Grab your your board and your best girl(s) - we’re going to Beachworld! Adapted in 2019 from a story of same name, Jackie Perez’s Beachworld tells the story of two members of a spaceship crew marooned on a desert planet. There’s only sand as far as the eye can see, and yet the sand itself seems to hold a certain…allure…yes… After the break we take a look at the source material, which was first published in Weird Tales in 1984 and then again the following year as part of the Skeleton Crew collection. Hear the second half of our discussion (and get extra bonus stuff) over on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod Dan's upcoming live dates: Dec 2, 2022 @ Chelsea Music Hall (NYC) https://dice.fm/event/7793b-the-cigarette-club-2nd-dec-chelsea-music-hall-new-york-tickets Dec 20, 2022 @ The Sultan Room (Brooklyn NYC) https://dice.fm/event/lnn9x-friend-of-the-show-20th-dec-the-sultan-room-new-york-tickets

The boy that would be Hill. This week on Hill of the King we're discussing old Christmas creeps, M-O-O-N guys, and how one son who dared to look exactly like his father. Enjoy! Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Here there be a King Me Baby about a story written by a Baby King! No, not the Christ Child in his manger, but Stephen King circa high school. At the risk of spoiling this story, let's just say there are scarier things that can happen in a bathroom than finding a bobcat. Our adaptation from 2017 is brief without really sacrificing any plot elements...and still it feels thin. Maybe this says more about the source material than anything. Who can say. Hear the second half of our discussion (and get extra bonus stuff) over on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod Dan's upcoming live dates: Dec 2, 2022 @ Chelsea Music Hall (NYC) https://dice.fm/event/7793b-the-cigarette-club-2nd-dec-chelsea-music-hall-new-york-tickets Dec 20, 2022 @ The Sultan Room (Brooklyn NYC) https://dice.fm/event/lnn9x-friend-of-the-show-20th-dec-the-sultan-room-new-york-tickets

This week's short story is about the dangers of picking up hitchhikers and sexy underwear. Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Sometimes dead is better. This is a generic, grey movie version of our theme song. Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

This week's baby is really sad and you know how your boys love sad stuff. People keeping track of the ranking pay close attention! Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Look at that young man over there! He looks like he's in love. Smiling away with his flowers and hammer.

Here it is. The end of season 2 of MR. MERCEDES. Brady's been in a coma controlling people through telepathy and he become a lawnmower man. These are wild swings. It's a good thing they ditch all of that in the last two episodes for something completely different. Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

To hear the full episode and additional bonus content, sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod Tucked away in the middle of Stephen King's short story collection Skeleton Crew is "Paranoid: A Chant," a 100-line poem from the point of view of a narrator who has fully given over his brain to conspiracy theories involving shadowy government agencies. This poem - this poem - was adapted into a short film in 2000, and in the most 2000 way possible. Lots of browns and yellows in the color palate, and the star of the short is inexplicably in her underwear.

This week's baby is a no-budget adaptation of I AM THE DOORWAY and it's pretty good. Support us on Patreon and receive a biweekly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/kingmepod Leave us a rating (five stars) and review (nice) on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/king-me-the-stephen-king-movie-podcast-officially/id1071620322 Follow us on Facebook and Twitter @kingmepod, and on Instagram @king.me.pod

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Something is amiss in Bridgton, Ohio. Relatively straightforward cat-and-mouse detective stories are vanishing at a troubling rate. Season two of MR. MERCEDES is a departure from season one - mostly not for the better. Still, we find ourselves relishing any opportunity to get our Glees on. This episode also features an interview with Spanish film star Javier Bardem (No Country for Old Men, Bicky Christhtina Barthelona) Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kingmepod

What's that smell? It's GRAY MATTER of course.

What a silly idea for a story. What if a finger was poking out of your sink drain? This week’s baby is from the series MONSTERS. It features Tom Noonan being driven insane by one little finger in the drain. It’s very silly and you know how we feel about that.

Does this series pay off everything it's been setting up? Of course not. This week on King Me, it's one of the most boring things we've ever covered, CASTLE ROCK SEASON 1 PART 2. But we did have fun destroying this piece.

We're trying something different this week. Enjoy the this conversation about the adaptation of THE REVELATIONS OF BECKA PAULSON. To hear us discuss the short story check out our patreon. Support us on Patreon and receive a biweekly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/kingmepod Leave us a rating (five stars) and review (nice) on Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/king…ly/id1071620322 Follow us on Facebook and Twitter @kingmepod, and on Instagram @king.me.pod 

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This week's episode is for the die hard King Me fans. The ones that like to hear Dan and Rob go off on every tangent. This week we're "discussing" the Hulu original series CASTLE ROCK (2018). It was a show marketed as sort of a Stephen King shared universe. What it turned out to be was a boring waste of time. This show is so boring, Rob took an edible before recording because he just wanted to feel something. Enjoy! Support us on Patreon and receive a biweekly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/kingmepod Leave us a rating (five stars) and review (nice) on Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/king…ly/id1071620322 Follow us on Facebook and Twitter @kingmepod, and on Instagram @king.me.pod 

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