Judge John Hodgman

Should Amanda live out her Roman Holiday dreams and buy a scooter? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

Sisters file suit against their meat-loving dad. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

Josh brings the case against his wife Jackie. They each kept their respective surnames when they married, and now can't decide on a last name for their future children. Should the kids take their mom or dad's last name, combine them, or take on a brand new appellation? Only one man can decide. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

Tom brings the case against his wife Kira. He says Kira is obsessed with proper grammar, and she comes across as a know-it-all when she corrects his speech. Kira says she prides herself on correct language usage, and that Tom should do the same. Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one man can decide. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

Rodrigo brings the case against his friend and jiu jitsu classmate Matthew. Rodrigo claims Matthew has avoided taking the "No-Gi" classes at their Jiu Jitsu studio and needs to start challenging himself in his practice. Matthew says he's tried the classes but can't spend all his free time practicing. Is Matthew wimping out? Only one man can decide. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

Should a toddler be let loose in a kitchen? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

Judge Hodgman is visited by the spirits of litigants past. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

Max says if he needs a server's attention, he's within his rights to flag someone down - but his friend Andy says he's going about it all wrong. Who's right? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

A tale of Christmas tree liberation. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

NOTE: This episode includes some bad language and M*ssholism. Sam brings the case against his longtime friend John. They both hail from cities in Massachusetts, but John says that Sam isn't "really" from Massachusetts -- he doesn't have the attitude and spirit. Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one man can decide. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

Juliet brings the case against her fiance, Tom. Tom is a "disc ultimate" enthusiast. He's sustained several injuries over the past few years playing the sport. Juliet says he should take a season to recover and prepare to play again. Tom says he's running out of time and needs to get back in the game. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

Does teenage Sophie need a push from Dad to get over her shyness? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

An introvert and extrovert face off - who gets to decide when to leave the party? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

How will these two young would-be homesteaders live? In a small wooden house, or a yurt? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

This week: fan noise tears apart a marriage. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

Ricardo brings the case against his girlfriend Paola. They both love to salsa dance, but Ricardo needs some work on technique. He'd like to perfect his skills out at the salsa clubs, but Paola says she'd rather teach him at home, where they can take it at their own pace. Where should they make their moves? Only one man can decide. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

Doug brings the case against his best friend Ty. Ty insists on pronouncing foreign words with the proper accent when speaking in English. Doug says this is pretentious, and that Ty should just accept the common pronunciation of words when he's Stateside. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

Gearhead Abraham brings the case against his sister Sonja: why won't she take his advice when buying a car? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

Is Anna a gaming addict? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

Emily and Otto have a dispute about gift-giving - when is it required? Otto works long shifts in a remote location and says it's difficult to find time to buy traditional presents. Emily still wants him to recognize holidays and birthdays. Can the Judge resolve their problem at present? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!