Judge John Hodgman

A group of high school kids kidnapped their youth group leader's life-size Ernie doll as a prank, but he was stolen from them before his safe return.  Can they be held responsible for Ernie's disappearance if they intended to return him? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

A fiancee demands that her sweetheart shape up and dress for a promotion, plus other clothing-related disputes. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

A friends' night out at a Polynesian restaurant, several Scorpion bowls and an abandoned bag of takeout are involved in this accusation of impropriety and substandard hygiene. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

Sisters Carol and Michelle have a disagreement over the pronunciation of their last name, Martucci. Carol believes in the traditional Italian "Mar-too-CHEE" and Michelle thinks it honors their grandfather to pronounce the name in his preferred fashion, "Mar-too-SEE". Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

Brothers Evan and Michael battle it out: as a toddler, Michael stole Evans things, and gave them away at pre-school. Does Evan deserve an apology? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

The manufacture of a food truck awning leads to a Portland-infused nightmare. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

Recorded live on stage at The Talent Show in Brooklyn! Judge John Hodgman decides the case of a couple who disagree: do parentheses have a place in fiction? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

A married couple disagrees: when should the Christmas decorations go up? That is the question. Skakespeare. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

A married couple disagrees: what is a den? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

A married couple disagrees: is physical attractiveness a component of romantic love? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

Best friends bought a robotic giraffe together in Japan. Now, with college (and their cohabitation) over, each wants the other to have it. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

Foy argues that breaking the fourth wall ruins film and theater.  His friend Matt disagrees.  Only Judge John Hodgman can decide. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

Two friends dispute whether machine guns are robots. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!

Judge Hodgman settles a marital dispute: should the kitchen sink dispense dish soap or hand soap? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!