Podtoid: Destructoid's Video Game Podcast

On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan is deemed too heterosexual to enter his own home, Conrad hires assassins to eliminate two rude barbarians, and Jim converts to Christianity to help his 2016 presidential bid. Elsewhere, we have another commercial idea for the GameCube and think longingly about our old friend Samit Sarkar.  As if that wasn't enough, we chat about Ragnarok Odyssey, Doom 3, Retro City Rampage, and compare the Wii to politicians. Oh, what a fun day at the fair!

On this week's edition of Podtoid, Jim gets just tipsy enough to start railing on Peter "It's Not On-Rails" Molyneux, Jonathan Holmes tries to use Satan to sell a Gamecube, and Conrad explains the secret of his never laughing. Also, Retro City Rampage is pretty good, while PC gaming makes everything better.  As if that's not enough, we have semen-drinking and over one hundred hairless hybrid dogs to turn into the world's finest ass-suit. It all makes sense in context. Sort of. 

On this week's Podtoid, there's a full house in session, ready to talk about Resident Evil 6, anti-Japanese conspiracies, and game reviewer jerk-off sessions. Also, Peter Molyneux is a mad fantasist, Kinect games torment their users, Rockstar Games don't always strike it lucky and the Denpa Men is apparently not bad.  Naturally, the gang is also thrilled that Jim Sterling is head of Konami PR now, especially Hamza, who is not at all worried about the implications of making baseless claims of employment. 

On this week's Podtoid, the gang makes plans for an educational Thanksgiving treat, Jonathan Holmes is called out for his bigotry and intolerance of the working class, and college days are revisited. Oh, the days of marriage proposals, chair slaughter, and hammer threats. It all makes sense in context.  Elsewhere, we talk about Conrad's Tokyo Game Show adventures, the Wii U's win potential, and at least two other videogame things!

Conrad and Hamza are out of town, leaving only the Derptastic Duo to record a Podtoid that involves varnished fecal trinkets and recreations of the torture porn that is Chiller. Also, both the Escapist Expo and the Wii U event were attended and recalled in loving detail, while Willem Dafoe gets offered a new movie role in the film adaptation of Bayonetta.  As if that wasn't enough, we get our chat on with Borderlands 2 and a whole bunch of Wii U games that Jonathan played. Oh, and Reggie Fils-Aime is a purple Pikmin!

On this week's saucy edition of Podtoid, the gang discusses Elton John coming to Mississippi, the answer to the abortion debate, and whether or not Jonathan can have sex using his negative space. Oh the thrill! We also chat about Fuse, some Nintendo stuff, Super Hexagon, and I NEED A MONSTAH TO CLOBBAH DAT DERE KIRBEH! All this and more, only on Podtoid!

On this week's Podtoid, the gang discusses becoming a post-apocalyptic raider gang, Holmes is employed as a cat, and LIGHTNING RETURNS, GUYS! She returns. Like Solid Snake. Or Hitler. Also, we talk about Gum Job Granny, for the guy who has everything! Elsewhere, there's some PAX talk, and we announce a new series of Podtoid cartoons that are actually happening. Oh what fun!

On this week's Podtoid, the gang discusses apple racism, the joys of steroid abuse, and a brand new police force that will eradicate Boston's gang warfare problem for good. Also, Justin Bieber tricks women into bad sex, and terrible things are said about diapers. Diapers and Jonathan Holmes.  Elsewhere, Guild Wars 2 gets a thumbs up from the crew, while Sony gets a big thumbs down for its PS Vita shenanigans. All this and more on Podtoid!

On a crazy new episode of Podtoid, the gang talks a lot about gamescom and the wonderful (if sleazy) delights on offer. We also plan out the world's greatest Dragonball Z musical, and enter the wonderful world of anthropomorphic dildo shopping. Yeah ... it's quite a treat for the ears.  There's a whole ton of game talk, and plenty of ribaldry. What more could you need!?

On this week's Podtoid, the gang invents an all-new (and voodoo-flavored) videogame convention, Willem Dafoe becomes the Dragon Tsar of Russia, and Jonathan Holmes is made to read the packaging for an unfortunate Miley Cyrus love doll. Meanwhile, a Dog Daughter is born for our delight.  As if that wasn't enough, we chat about Symphony, Dust: An Elysian Tail and The Last Story. Oh, and did you know you're wrong to call the Wii U controller a tablet? You will find out why in the most frustrated debate ever contrived! All this and more, only on Podtoid. 

On this week's Podtoid, the gang discusses smuggling cocaine across the Mexican border, the nefarious pooping habits of Jonathan's new puppy, and whether or not Keanu Reeves is prepared to display his acting chops in Willem Dafoe's new family movie. Also, Conrad got married! Hooray! Elsewhere, we chat about some videogames ... eventually. Some references are made to Darksiders II, Ululuamamawhateveritscalled, and the ridiculous battle between EA and Zynga. All this and more, only on Podtoid!

On this week's ridiculous podcast of idiocy, the gang discusses reviving the work of America's first serial killer, we chat about how religion and videogames are exactly the same thing, and Jonathan Holmes proudly presents his magical zoo full of fabulous animals. And nudity. And death. Hurrah! We also celebrate the wedding of Conrad Zimmerman, the badass new indie horror games on PC, the problem with Pokemon and something about videogame related! All this and more, only on Podtoid. 

On this week's Podtoid, the gang manages to have a rather spoiler-free discussion of The Dark Knight Rises, a plan is hatched to turn Jonathan Holmes into a real-life Bane, and a nefarious new supervillain stalks the hospitals of Boston. He's got his eyes on the prize, and a scalpel on your balls.  Elsewhere, we chat about Fatal Frame, Russel Crowe's secret appearance in Dead Space 3, and whether or not licking a butt can ever be a good idea. All this and more, only on Podtoid!

On this week's high-octane Podtoid, Jim confesses his horny love for Nightwing, Jonathan Holmes gets a new job selling things to children, and Willem Dafoe plays the central antagonist in a struggle between a man and his ass. We also say some things about the next console generation, and discuss important ways to monetize the show, just like EA.  Speaking of which, THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT YOU BY INTEL! SHOP AT INTEL FOR ALL YOUR INTEL STUFF THANKS!

On this week's Podtoid, the gang opens an exciting new movie theater, turns Jonathan Holmes into the next great superhero, and explores a world in which Willem Dafoe IS the Party Flower. Not only that, but our intrepid hosts encounter a Britney Spears love doll that makes them all free incredibly uncomfortable ... by Podtoid standards, it's pretty grim.  As if that wasn't enough to whet your appetite, we've got discussions on Adventure Time, Heroes of Ruin, and Dyad. It's so much fun you'll want to put eggs up your bum! 

On this week's edition of Podtoid, new regular co-host Conrad Zimmerman joins Jim and Jonathan for a rip-roaring round of chat including a moral dilemma involving miniature human poop, the magic words that make any horrible situation okay, and a brand new Willem Dafoe movie pitch that involves steamy romance and eight-legged vocal chords.  Elsewhere, we chat about iPads for a bit, we discuss Resident Evil 6, fondly remember Pikmin 2 and plan to replay that sweet sweet Grandia. We also can't resist slagging off Batman: Arkham Asylum on Wii U again, because that's always fun, and there's rage to be had over the way Square Enix pronounces things. All this and more on Podtoid!

On a very debate-fueled Podtoid, the gang is joined by Conrad Zimmerman to discuss art games, Tokyo drifting, art games, the meaning of Nintendo's words, art games, and art games. Also art games. Art games art games art games.  Art games.  Art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art gamesart games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games Strawberry Fontaine. 

On this week's edition of Podtoid, the gang discusses how to build and operate a Wild West saloon/brothel while avoiding the long arm of the law, the sociopathy involved in lying about videogames, and whether or not the Crypt Keeper was deeply unhappy with his life.  Elsewhere, we chat about objectification and Lollipop Chainsaw, the idea of Nintendo putting marketing above creativity, and make ample fun of the rumor that Willem Dafoe might be in Beyond: Two Souls. All this and much more, only on Podtoid!

Podtoid is back from E3 and there are plans to hunt vampire afoot! They are definitely vampires, so don't ever worry about anything you might otherwise think. Elsewhere, we discuss marketing bones to children, and whether or not we focus too much on a certain co-hosts anus.  Plenty of post-E3 discussion is had, including a rating of the "big three" press conferences, the wonder that is Wonderbook, and whether or not Nintendo is selling itself correctly. That, and there's a delicious little bit of commentary concerning touch and motion controls. All this and more, only on Podtoid!

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