Podtoid: Destructoid's Video Game Podcast

This week on Podtoid, Max Scoville, Conrad Zimmerman, and Andy Dixon warn about the dangers of consuming prescription drugs intended for your parents. Plus, talk about the reaction to King's unsavory trademark actions, Double Fine's Amnesia Fortnight jam, and Jazzpunk.

This week on Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes, Conrad Zimmerman, Andy Dixon, and Caitlin Cooke discuss their latest gaming experiences, including Conrad playing Awesomenauts, Caitlin's obsession with The Price Is Right, Andy Dixon's daughter's shocking rudeness, and Jonathan Holmes' landlord's dying cat, and of course, dog maulings. Unfortunately, Max Scoville is MIA after heading south of the border to flee overdue childsupport payments.

This week on Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes is once again dead in a chemical fire, so it's just Conrad Zimmerman, Andy Dixon, and Max Scoville. The gang discusses forklift missions, sex, babies, Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends, and The Fugees' breakthrough 1996 hip-hop album "The Score."

This week's gritty post-apocalyptic Podtoid is only Max, Conrad, and Caitlin, as they discuss The Last Of Us, BioShock, beards, how Troy Baker doesn't have a beard, the Metal Gear Solid 2 ice bucket, and Max's limited edition Jazz Punk vacuum cleaner.

This week, Caitlin Cook joins us via Jonathan Holmes' pet dog "Air-Bud" to discuss the cultural importance of Battletoads, Oxycontin use in the 90s, Senran Kagura lore and subtlety, anus chocolates, and probably some other stuff that vaguely pertains to video games. Podtoid is Andy Dixon, Jonathan Holmes, Max Scoville, and Conrad Zimmerman.

Like a disgusting, vulgar Phoenix, Podtoid once again rises from its feculent ashes. This time around, the roster consists of Max Scoville, Conrad Zimmerman, Jonathan Holmes, and Andy Dixon. Join them as they discuss Witchers, big crabs, Molemen, facial hair, and very briefly... video games. 

It's the Halloween special, and the gang resurrects a long-dead friend -- MAX SCOVILLE! Yes, the former Podtoid co-host Dtoid Show star is back ... and he may be a regular fixture. He joins the group to discuss Val Kilmer's Halloween Haunting, Ron Perlman's chrome cock, and whether Jonathan Holmes would look good dressed as Aqualung.  As if that wasn't enough, we avoid discussing Arkham Origins, pay tribute to Lou Reed, and do all sorts of Halloween fun times. We also celebrate the darker holiday known as Kevinween. Oooooh!

On this week's episode, the gang opens an authentic Vietnamese restaurant with Jonathan "Lucky Dragon" Holmes' genuine recipes, while Willem Dafoe suffers a nipple-flavored curse at the hands of Brad Dourif. Elsewhere, there is talk of Aliens, Surface Pros, and Splatterhouse.  Also, Jonathan is totally arrogant and obsessive, and that's why nobody should listen to Podtoid!

On this week's Podtoid, the gang opens Boston's best fetish dungeon, Jonathan Holmes preserves the sperm of the greatest living human, Paul Stanley encourages his friends, and stalkers get stalked by stalkers who stalk stalkers. Oh, and Jonathan Holmes becomes Edwunk Clunken, star of an all-new Twilight saga!As if that wasn't enough, we manage to talk about Watch Dogs, and some other game things. Most importantly, we shake it like Prince! 

Danny Baranowsky is in the house, back with the Podtoid gang by popular demand. The game composer is on hand to talk about Jonathan going face-down-ass-up, Conrad pottering about in the garden, and Julia Child scaring children with a penis ghost. Oh, what fun.  There's also loads of talk about what exactly is wrong with Beyond, NES games, and videogame music stuff!

On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes finally breaks bad, but not before he runs the sexiest dog hotel you ever did see! Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe goes to Heaven and meets a saucy Dolly Parton, while MANY OTHER THINGS HAPPEN!There's also some sly hintings at the Pokermans, and other game stuff I can't remember because it's game stuff.  

It is an experimental new Podtoid, as this week we recorded the questions segment live! Yes, the question part of the show was broadcast online and we answered queries in REAL TIME! It went of surprisingly well, too.  Elsewhere, Jonathan Holmes because the villainous rogue, Dandy Snuff, and also gave us a glimpse into the ghastly circus that is ALL mental hospitals. There was talk of Tingle's little penis, Grand Theft Auto V's torture fun, and cossacks. So many cossacks.

It's the satire special of Podtoid this week. To celebrate Grand Theft Auto V, we're having Jonathan Holmes commit hate crimes in Boston ... ironically! Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe thinks back on a fine luncheon, Holmes becomes everybody's Asian girlfriend (while also being a murderer), and there's a brand new safe word invented for the show. Suds me up with soap and foam, please! As if that wasn't enough, there's some chat about GTA V reviews, the Ouya's recent silliness, and the similarities between gaming and religion!

Jonathan Holmes attempts a PS Vita fillibuster but is foiled by plans to burn all his possessions, waterboard him with gasoline, and force him to perform gratuitious sexual acts on amphibians in the name of musical theater.  That said, some game talk does squeak out. Jim reveals how he got harassed over Grand Theft Auto V, the GTA series as a whole is compared to Animal Crossing, and Jonathan manages to say something about that bloody PS Vita TV thing. Just a little bit. Just a little. 

Jim is sick with the PAX flu, but still forced himself to deliver a steaming bag of degradation and filth. This week, the gang discusses what they did at PAX, plans for future PAX attendance (or non-attendance), and the prospects of Jonathan Holmes becoming an impressive luchadore with the help of his backdoor pinata.  As if that wasn't enough, OTHER THINGS ARE SAID!

On this week's pre-PAX Podtoid, the gang gear up for their next-day traveling, mostly by talking about Ben Affleck, and why the sorcerous Val Kilmer is the Once and Future Batman. There's also discussion of Jonathan lifting his toga to show us his crotchless panties, and a very special song for a very special boy.  As if that wasn't enough, there's confusion over what Podtoid is doing at PAX Prime, there's debate over the Nintendo 2DS, there's a bit of talk about Wonderful 101 and the Nvidia Shield, and WayForward decides to troll the question segment. 

On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan invites you all to a PAX Prime Precum Picnic, Boston hosts a Renaissance Faire full of vomit, poison, and filthy oral sex, and Jim takes out his feelings of maltreatment on others. He also recounts his stresses of breaking embargoes and staying awake until the stupid hours.  As if that wasn't enough, there's plenty of sensual chat about Divekick, the big Gamescom nonsense, and at least one other thing! 

It's a sleep Podtoid today! The gang is overworked and not too rested, but they squeeze some chat out of the bag to talk about Jonathan's torture funtime, drug dealers from the 1980s, and the day a bodybuilder had sex with her chipmunk boyfriend. That is so much fun, all that.  We also chat about Saints Row IV, Animal Crossing, and a load of other guff. Sleeeeeeepy!

On this week's show, the gang become the Flava Flav to Phil Collins' Public Enemy, Jonathan Holmes stars in a spiritual successor to Despicable Me, a verbal bangin' contract is hashed out, Willem Dafoe coaches the genitals, and a child's life is on the line when The Prophecy is reenacted in Boston.  Elsewhere, Jim tries to avoid discussing Mario & Luigi: Dream Team, Saints Row's inconsistent confidence is discussed, and Waluigi gets a little dose of recognition. All these things, and a drinking game, are yours to enjoy!

On this week's spiffy Podtoid, the gang discusses the noble history of chungus, and how Jonathan Holmes' chunghole makes for the perfect coconut drinking experience. We also discuss a dark future in which Reggie Fils-Aime becomes a literal lord of flies, and Willem Dafoe takes on a daring new role with his radical penis.  As if that wasn't enough, we chat about the Wii U sales performance, Phil Fish, and Saints Row. Oh, and that silly old Trent Reznor!