Mostly Nitpicking

He's the trash man! He eats trash! This week Nando DJ and Diggins return to Gotham to check out the movie that launched a thousand rocket penguins, Batman Returns. They nitpick the flippers, the outfits, and of course the Schreck.

Batman (1989) Returns! This week Nando DJ and Diggins take a break from new movies to talk about a movie they've already talked about on purpose because that was the plan you can't prove anything! It's Batman 1989. They nitpick the guns, the makeup, and of course the mimes!

Watch out! It's coming right through the screen! It's a weird gimmick that doesn't really work anymore because nobody has 3D TVs. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins Jack in to the metaverse to watch the movie that predicted the future of gaming and the future of how Avengers Endgame would end, Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over. They nitpick the games, the robots, and of course the uncles.

It's 2022! So let's spend the first podcast of the year talking about last year! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins review the worst year ever and speculate about what will probably be the worst year ever. Who know? Maybe things will be good.

He still knows Kung Fu. Doesn't really use it as much. But he does know it. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins dump their blue pills down the drain so they can watch the second movie this year about a man going into a digital world to fight Warner Bros, The Matrix Resurrections. They nitpick the coffee, the bots, and of course the cakes again.  

We're something of a podcast, ourselves. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins get transported into a strange dimension to watch the most Spider-Man movie of 2021, Spider-Man: No Way Home. They nitpick the colleges, the spells, and of course the supplements.

He's got a red suit. He lives in New York. He swings around the city. The one and only. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins get ready for Spider-Man No Way Home by watching a movie that doesn't really connect to No Way Home and nobody likes, 2003's Daredevil. They nitpick the flirting, the music, and of course the leather.

The end is here. Not...like...the end end but a half end until the real end in three more movies. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins throw on their raggedy flannel to watch the movie that is the third Matrix movie, The Matrix Ressur... Oh wait. Revolutions. The Matrix Revolution. Geez, these titles. They nitpick the mechs, the EMPs, and of course the raves.

Before the revolution and waaaay before the resurrection, there was the reloading. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins plug back into the 2000's wonderland where the clothes are black and the cake is...something, to watch the movie that made everyone excited/concerned for the finale, The Matrix Reloaded. They nitpick the doors, the swords, and of course the werewolves.

Warning: we talk about what scene from the first Ghostbusters where Dan Aykroyd gets down with a ghost A LOT in this episode so maybe not one for the kids. This week, Nando and Diggins (and maybe DJ's ghost nodding approvingly) move to Smalltown USA to watch the next in what will almost certainly be a long line of soft reboots to a franchise that definitely does not need it, Ghostbusters: Afterlife They nitpick the Crunch Bars, the marshmallows, and of course the fire poles.      

From the Director of Central Intelligence, here comes Central Intelligence: This Time with Deadpool! This week, while DJ is honeying the moon, Nando and Diggins go to a bunch of locations vaguely associated with heist movies to watch this week's big Netflix thing that everyone will forget in a week, Red Notice. They nitpick the action, the comedy, and of course the twists.  

The balance of power in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is about to change, forever. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins get in their big flying triangle to watch the movie event of early November, Marvel's Eternals. They nitpick the powers, the history, and of course the Kingo.

No jokes here. This movie rules. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins sit down and watch The Matrix, a movie that rules. They nitpick the coats, the ants, and of course the whoas.

Dune. Dune. Dune. Dune. Dune. Dune. Dune! Dune! Dune! DUNE! DUNE! DUUUUUNE! This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins spice up their lives and travel the stars to watch the movie that is taking 2021 by storm, Dune. They nitpick the spider guys, the goo, and of course the Idaho.

It's dome o'clock! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins step into the empty CGI void that is the DC Fandome and then they also step into somehow emptier the void that is capitalism aka Squid Game. They nitpick the games, the cowls, and of course the heairarchy of power in the DC Universe.

You thought the Christoph Waltz impressions were bad before? This week, Nando DJ and Diggins retire and then unretire to watch the James Bond movie that never seemed like it was going to come out but then it did, No Time to Die. They nitpick the eyes, the watches, and of course the Smart Blood.

Uhoh. Venom sabotaged Nando's mic because he didn't like the movie! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins swing over to watch the movie event if the year (if you want to see Tom Hardy be a dirty little freak), Venom: Let There Be Carnage! They nitpick the raves, the shrieks, and of course the internets.

He's the architect of all your pain! Or the author. Whatever. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins watch the James Bond movie that launches a thousand bad Chrisoph Waltz impressions, Spectre. They nitpick the trains, the drills, and of course the octopuses.

Now dig on this. While Diggins is off doing his late night sand experiments, Nando and DJ swing over to watch the movie that launches a thousand memes and one reboot, Spider-Man 3. They nitpick the Sandman, the Venom, and of course The Sandman.

The double feature that 2021 deserves. This week, while Diggins is away meeting every cat in Turkey, Nando and DJ watch not one but TWO movies that could not be more different, Kate and Malignant. They nitpick the guns, the doctors, and of course the falling from great distances.