Mostly Nitpicking

Before the revolution and waaaay before the resurrection, there was the reloading. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins plug back into the 2000's wonderland where the clothes are black and the cake is...something, to watch the movie that made everyone excited/concerned for the finale, The Matrix Reloaded. They nitpick the doors, the swords, and of course the werewolves.

Warning: we talk about what scene from the first Ghostbusters where Dan Aykroyd gets down with a ghost A LOT in this episode so maybe not one for the kids. This week, Nando and Diggins (and maybe DJ's ghost nodding approvingly) move to Smalltown USA to watch the next in what will almost certainly be a long line of soft reboots to a franchise that definitely does not need it, Ghostbusters: Afterlife They nitpick the Crunch Bars, the marshmallows, and of course the fire poles.      

From the Director of Central Intelligence, here comes Central Intelligence: This Time with Deadpool! This week, while DJ is honeying the moon, Nando and Diggins go to a bunch of locations vaguely associated with heist movies to watch this week's big Netflix thing that everyone will forget in a week, Red Notice. They nitpick the action, the comedy, and of course the twists.  

The balance of power in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is about to change, forever. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins get in their big flying triangle to watch the movie event of early November, Marvel's Eternals. They nitpick the powers, the history, and of course the Kingo.

No jokes here. This movie rules. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins sit down and watch The Matrix, a movie that rules. They nitpick the coats, the ants, and of course the whoas.

Dune. Dune. Dune. Dune. Dune. Dune. Dune! Dune! Dune! DUNE! DUNE! DUUUUUNE! This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins spice up their lives and travel the stars to watch the movie that is taking 2021 by storm, Dune. They nitpick the spider guys, the goo, and of course the Idaho.

It's dome o'clock! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins step into the empty CGI void that is the DC Fandome and then they also step into somehow emptier the void that is capitalism aka Squid Game. They nitpick the games, the cowls, and of course the heairarchy of power in the DC Universe.

You thought the Christoph Waltz impressions were bad before? This week, Nando DJ and Diggins retire and then unretire to watch the James Bond movie that never seemed like it was going to come out but then it did, No Time to Die. They nitpick the eyes, the watches, and of course the Smart Blood.

Uhoh. Venom sabotaged Nando's mic because he didn't like the movie! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins swing over to watch the movie event if the year (if you want to see Tom Hardy be a dirty little freak), Venom: Let There Be Carnage! They nitpick the raves, the shrieks, and of course the internets.

He's the architect of all your pain! Or the author. Whatever. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins watch the James Bond movie that launches a thousand bad Chrisoph Waltz impressions, Spectre. They nitpick the trains, the drills, and of course the octopuses.

Now dig on this. While Diggins is off doing his late night sand experiments, Nando and DJ swing over to watch the movie that launches a thousand memes and one reboot, Spider-Man 3. They nitpick the Sandman, the Venom, and of course The Sandman.

The double feature that 2021 deserves. This week, while Diggins is away meeting every cat in Turkey, Nando and DJ watch not one but TWO movies that could not be more different, Kate and Malignant. They nitpick the guns, the doctors, and of course the falling from great distances.

It's such a good movie, they spend a big chunk of the pod dunking of Dear Evan Hansen. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins drive over to watch the MCU movie about a heroic BMW that saves the world, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings. They nitpick the dragons, the rings, and of course the horse.

Lion Clan ain't nothin to fuck with! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins turn the poll upside down and watch a movie that nobody saw when it came out and isn't talked about very much but it has kung fu in it and that was enough for us, The Man with the Iron Fists. They nitpick the punches, the kicks, and of course the knives

Don't have a good movie. Have a GREAT movie. Or let's say a good movie with flaws. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins get the link cable and the GameCube adapter so they can team up to watch the movie that Ready Player One thinks it is, Free Guy. They nitpick the power ups, the developers, and of course the brand synergy.

The ARE some sort of Suicide Squad. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins jump out of a helicopter and swim to watch the first movie of 2021 that we all agreed we really like, James Gunn's The Suicide Squad. They nitpick the good characters, the good action, and the good jokes.

It's a real fake cruise. Or is it a fake real cruise. We may never know? This week Nando DJ Diggins and special guest and Disney Expert Michelle journey into the depths of the Amazon to discover the latest entry in the PGMAMMAPOCTU (the Please God Make As Much Money As Pirates Of The Caribbean Universe), Jungle Cruise. They nitpick the hats, the cats, and of course Disney's thirteenth first openly gay character.

Knowing (this movie is weird) is half the battle! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins put on their silly helmets and motorcycle into the movie that certainly did come out this year, Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins. They nitpick the ninjas, the joes, and of course the Infinity Stones.

Come on and SLAM! Your head into a brick wall. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins are pulled into the Serververse to watch the only marketing presentation...I mean movie with both the evil sex cult Nun from the X-Rated movie Devils and Porky Pig, Space Jam: A New Legacy. They nitpick the planets, the toons, and of course Borat's friend Ali G Rhythm.

What did you expect? This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins materialize some daggers and slip into their catsuits for a DOUBLE FEATURE! In the first half they talk about the hit film of 2021 that was scheduled to release in 2020 but honestly should have probably come out in 2017, BLACK WIDOW. Then, they look at the first season of Marvel television that starred an alligator ,LOKI! They nitpick the flips, the timelines, and of course the apples.