Mostly Nitpicking

We made a deal with the devil and he's here to collect. At the request of Bair, our March Madness tournament winner, and also because of the Nicolas Cage movie that's out this week, and also because of Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness (I guess) this week Nando DJ and Diggins do the unthinkable and watch the movie that pretty much guaranteed we aren't getting another Johnny Blaze for a while, Ghost Rider. They nitpick the stunts, the goons, and of course the souls!

The secret is the movie's bad. It's a poorly kept secret. This week Nando DJ and Diggins take one last trip to the Wizarding World, so you don't have to, and watch a movie that could not have come out at a worse time, Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore. They nitpick the beasts, the spells, and of course the good for nothing stinkin no-mag.

Gotta go 2 fast, 2 furious. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins return from the mushroom planet to watch the movie that put The Four Season Oahu on the map, Sonic the Hedgehog 2. They nitpick the tails, the knuckles, and of course the G.U.N.

It's podcast Michael Morbius, at your service. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins take a trip to the edge of sanity as they watch a movie that Sony is sure will launch a Sinister Six franchise this time. They swear. Trust them. It's Morbius. They nitpick the acting, the editing, and of course the post credits scene.

But faaaaaaather This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins take their one of a kind talking horse Tybalt for a treasured most special ride to I guess Italy? and talk about the movie that's sweeping the nation, Pinocchio: A True Story. They nitpick the magic, the circus, and if course the cops.  

Werewolves! Vampires! Italians! What will they think of next? This week Nando DJ and Diggins jump on the back of a motorcycle so they can get a vision of the Twilight Saga: New Moon. They nitpick the powers, the rules, and of course the pickup trucks. (Also we realize Diggins' mic sounds a little weird but we couldn't do anything about it.)

Not one Adam. BUT TWO! This week Nando DJ and Diggins travel to probably Vancouver and watch the movie that had the most Netflix something something something of all time, the Adam Project. They nitpick the guns, the ships, and of course the lightsabers.

It's finally here. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins throw on a bunch of eyeliner, gas up the Batmobile, and feed their cats to watch what some are calling the best Batman movie ever made, The Batman. They nitpick the riddles, the rats, and of course the bats.

Movies. Maketh. Mess. This week Nando DJ and Diggins look at a movie that came out the week after Spider-Man so everyone forgot it exists but now it's on all the streaming sites.  It's The King's Man. They nitpick the spies, the cabal, and of course the Rasputin.

Can't chart it. Nope. This week Nando DJ and Diggins chart a course to the hot new chart movie of 2022, Uncharted. They nitpick the cats, the crosses, and of course the charts.

Hold on tight, Mostly Nitpickers! This week Nando DJ and Diggins take a trip up north to watch the movie that launched a thousand careers, Twilight. They nitpick the schools, the cars, and of course the baseball.

No Sam Rockwells to save us here. This weekend Nando DJ and Diggins grab their cool guy leather jackets to expose the greatest coverup in box office history, Moonfall. They nitpick the marriages, the astronauts, and of course the moon.

He's the trash man! He eats trash! This week Nando DJ and Diggins return to Gotham to check out the movie that launched a thousand rocket penguins, Batman Returns. They nitpick the flippers, the outfits, and of course the Schreck.

Batman (1989) Returns! This week Nando DJ and Diggins take a break from new movies to talk about a movie they've already talked about on purpose because that was the plan you can't prove anything! It's Batman 1989. They nitpick the guns, the makeup, and of course the mimes!

Watch out! It's coming right through the screen! It's a weird gimmick that doesn't really work anymore because nobody has 3D TVs. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins Jack in to the metaverse to watch the movie that predicted the future of gaming and the future of how Avengers Endgame would end, Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over. They nitpick the games, the robots, and of course the uncles.

It's 2022! So let's spend the first podcast of the year talking about last year! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins review the worst year ever and speculate about what will probably be the worst year ever. Who know? Maybe things will be good.

He still knows Kung Fu. Doesn't really use it as much. But he does know it. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins dump their blue pills down the drain so they can watch the second movie this year about a man going into a digital world to fight Warner Bros, The Matrix Resurrections. They nitpick the coffee, the bots, and of course the cakes again.  

We're something of a podcast, ourselves. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins get transported into a strange dimension to watch the most Spider-Man movie of 2021, Spider-Man: No Way Home. They nitpick the colleges, the spells, and of course the supplements.

He's got a red suit. He lives in New York. He swings around the city. The one and only. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins get ready for Spider-Man No Way Home by watching a movie that doesn't really connect to No Way Home and nobody likes, 2003's Daredevil. They nitpick the flirting, the music, and of course the leather.

The end is here. Not...like...the end end but a half end until the real end in three more movies. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins throw on their raggedy flannel to watch the movie that is the third Matrix movie, The Matrix Ressur... Oh wait. Revolutions. The Matrix Revolution. Geez, these titles. They nitpick the mechs, the EMPs, and of course the raves.