D&d Is For Nerds

In which our heroes see a g-g-g-g-ghost! We fight among ourselves, cast some spells of ‘Charm Person’ and come upon the final chamber. Cassius isn’t joking about throwing people in a river, Zillie tells everyone to do whatever makes them feel good and Edrik is not the boss of anyone. So join us as we scream ‘I’ll kill you!’ Want to talk to Daniel? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can confuse the DM who you’re talking to first. And don’t forget to check out our Super Gym Friends and Dinosaur Park: The 1986 Tabletop RPG on iTunes as well as our brand new YouTube channel: Sanspants CinemaScope!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes have a very spooky fight. We get blinded, remember the Wild Thornberries and have to wait to find out how many hitpoints someone loses. Cassius loves the ghouls from Dawn of the Dead, Zillie wonders how short this season is going to be and Edrik has all his fears confirmed. So join us as we discuss the difference between cubes and radius’. Want to pause the game? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can use your other second level spell. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH. And don’t forget to check out our Super Gym Friends and Dinosaur Park: The 1986 Tabletop RPG on iTunes today!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes desecrate a tomb. We open some chests, discover some history of the world and discover a new Adam noise. Cassius has to make a tough choice, Zillie wants to learn how to turn into a bear and Edrik won’t be telling anyone if Daniel dies. So join us as we throw napalm at a ghost. Want to have infinite spells? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can WHAT?! And don’t forget to check out everything Dinosaur Park related on iTunes, https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com/product/dinosaur-world/ and https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/imagination-adventures-limited-run/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes venture into the dark. We fight a giant worm, fight a giant spider and consider putting one of their own down. Cassius turns into a bear, Zillie is really new to magic and Edrik swings for the bleachers. So join us as we deal with some scary ghosts. Want to burn the web with your torch? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you should have struggled, idiot! In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes explore a tomb. We reminisce on old times, deal with some wolves and set off a trap. Cassius is the only one pulling accent duty, Zillie doesn’t know what’s it’s like to be a sorceress and Edrik calls out into the darkness. So join us as we get our first kill. Want to learn about necromantic magic? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can make something other than a ghost or zombie. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes reacquaint themselves with their history. We meet our stepmother, try to talk Daniel down with little luck and have trouble getting rations. Cassius isn’t just going to leave a friend behind again, Zillie tries to prove that she is ready and Edrik was at war. So join us as we talk roses. Want to have a backpack packed for a while? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can be kinda sad.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes are introduced. We get some sinister foreshadowing, learn about the world around us and discuss a great name. Cassius just wanted to fight, Zillie reincarnates as what she hated the most and Edrik was just writing war down. So join us as we refuse to respect the remains of elves. Want to fix it in post? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can’t because it’s live.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes have their big day. We try to bribe the priest, go to a wedding and go our separate ways. Cassius wants to know who Daniel is, Princess Ansley gets butterflies and Leo bears this woman forth. So join us as we find out that the cleric is magic. Want to calm, charm and disarm some puppies? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have a backpack full of puppies. And don’t forget to check out all the content over at https://audiobooksontape.com as well as check out our digital discography at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes get drunk and high. We party with Greyson’s family, bump the pop blocker and lie to Monica. Cassius is going the mind control a puppy to keep it quiet, Princess Ansley gets interrogated by Greyson’s mum and Leo smokes pipe weed with some kids. So join us as manage to get back to the tavern just in time. Want to see elephants on parade? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can just not because that scene in Dumbo was bloody terrifying. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of D&D is for Nerds Season 2 at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-nerds-season-2-5th-ed/ as well as check out our digital discography over at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes go shopping for the wedding. We ask all the same questions again, meet Greyson’s family and find out that Adam can’t roleplay weddings. Cassius tries to convince a ten year old girl that a Halfling is her son, Princess Ansley looks like she ate a lemon and Leo tries to whisper into the ear of someone much taller than he is. So join us as we purchase some nice clothes for formal events. Want to meet Greyson’s mum? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can come see the wedding dress. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of D&D is for Nerds Season 2 at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-nerds-season-2-5th-ed/ as well as check out our digital discography over at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes fight well lizard. We discuss tactics, decide to just cheat instead and come home to Greyson. Cassius learns about the spells she has, Princess Ansley was totally listening and Leo needs to run faster. So join us as we stab ourselves and each other (for healing purposes). Want to have a hard fight? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have a fight you can win. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of D&D is for Nerds Season 2 at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-nerds-season-2-5th-ed/ as well as check out our digital discography over at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes go hunting for an evil druid. We ask for directions, discuss how mad Greyson is going to be and everyone gets nervous when the Monster Manuel comes out. Cassius would put up a bit of a fight, Princess Ansley tries to recall Greyson’s story and Leo has to deal with a wolf. So join us as we forget what a 1 on the die means. Want to hit? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can probably survive this encounter. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of D&D is for Nerds Season 2 at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-nerds-season-2-5th-ed/ as well as check out The Once and Future Nerd http://onceandfuturenerd.com for some more fantasy based fun times.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes get onto the trail of Kat-The-Red. We arrive at a small town, get settled and get to know the locals. Cassius casts a bunch of stupid spells, Princess Ansley scouts for wedding locations and Leo should be praised when he does good.. So join us as we talk to a dog. Want to translate into Dwarven? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can translate the word 'fuckboy'. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes get back into the game straight away, in more ways than one. We discuss insurance fraud, enter a Zone of Truth and discuss the spelling of an illiterate person’s name. Cassius learns his backstory, Princess Ansley helps determine our birthplaces and Leo isn't sad Krif is gone. So join us as the only thing that gets cut out is the Dungeon Master's explanation. Want to be ruled by merchant guilds? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have slave labour. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes deal with life in a city controlled by mercenaries. We check the map to see what we can sea, discuss the concept of time in a medieval setting and speak with another bounty hunter. Cassius finds Mr Fists adorable, Princess Ansley has needs and Leo is a reference to another fantasy story. So join us as they deal with sassy owls. Want to assume it's just...? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can get some basic instructions on fireworks. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here http://www.podcastawards.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes prepare for the long journey ahead. We have a heady blast from the past, consider a ten year waiting list and discuss the TV show 'House'. Cassius has never fought a book before, Princess Ansley has a quiet word with Greyson and Leo was fast forwarding it. So join us as the Dungeon Master realises all the many, many mistakes he made. Want to have some juice? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can not find any on the entire island. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here http://www.podcastawards.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes have some time to relax. We make the return trip, play very sombre drinking games and we have a very awkward conversation about rough loving. Cassius is scared of the real dwarves, Princess Ansley goes shopping for a replacement and Leo asks a stupid question. So join us as we take painkillers. Want to move on the orc stronghold? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can wait until tensions drop. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes deal with some serious consequences. We get out of our depth in the fighting pit, get out of our depth with a dragon's curse and get out of our depth with a competition for our lives. Cassius was going to pick Greyson, Princess Ansley has nothing to live for and Leo needs to shut it. So join us as the shaman removes some armour. Want to get away with a crime? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can remove the body. Head to https://www.teepublic.com/user/sanspantsradio to grab some sweet Sanspants Tees for only $14! And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes try to kill their mark. We eat around the dwarf, go to the fighting pits and karma rears it's ugly head. Cassius realises they don't ask many questions, Princess Ansley is not ready to die and Leo is just too short. So join us as we visibly cry. Want to go into the orcish fighting pits? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can do something to the death. Come see D&D is for Nerds Live Dungeon Crawl on the 28th of May, you can book tickets here: https://www.trybooking.com/LKBE And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes find the orcish camp. We finish the boxing match, put on a hat of disguise and let Redmon take point. Cassius bites chainmail, Princess Ansley judges people for doing something she already does and Leo becomes a powerful wizard. So join us as we try to go to the toilet as little as possible. Want to give an old man a Glasgow kiss? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can get a critical hit. And come see D&D is for Nerds Live Dungeon Crawl on the 28th of May, you can book tickets here: https://www.trybooking.com/LKBE  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.