D&d Is For Nerds

In which our heroes meet and kill some Frost Folk. Chet is forced out of invisibility, Trissa dings back into existence and D’aryl is of course using Vicious Blow. Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.com Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Jackson: twitter.com/Alldogsaredead Adam: twitter.com/RetroArchetype Zammit: twitter.com/GoddammitZammit  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes introduce themselves after a lot of non-sequiturs. Chet goes through the colours he can be, Trissa is wearing a lot of armour and D-aryl has a vicious halberd. Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.com Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Jackson: twitter.com/Alldogsaredead Adam: twitter.com/RetroArchetype Zammit: twitter.com/GoddammitZammit  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes end this fight, for better or worse. We stumble across a drow civil war, strike a lying drow with a bolt of lightning and free our people. Cassius dodges out of the way in the style of a leopard, Zillie is done with this shit and Edrik could charge blind. So join us as we argue hitpoints. Want to produce flame? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can avoid attacks of opportunity because your enemy is blind. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. Want to get in contact with us? Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.com Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes interrupt something going on between the drow. We loot some magical items from the wolves den, hurt an adorable rust monster and try to get a drow to stand down. Cassius has heard of rust monsters but only in passing, Zillie has a club that she doesn’t use often enough and Edrik is a little mad at you but it’s alright. So join us as we imagine playing drag queens. Want to claim that leopards are more powerful than cheetahs? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can not have any evidence to back that up. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. Want to get in contact with us? Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.com Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes get a lot of criticals. We get knocked down a bunch by wolves, talk spell modifiers and get some healing licks from a bear. Cassius spends most of her time on the floor growling, Zillie wants to tell you what other peoples hit points are and Edrik grapples a wolf. So join us as we learn about armour classes. Want to open your mouth too wide? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can loose sight of everything around you. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. Want to get in contact with us? Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.com Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes miss out on their mother’s funeral. We make our final preparations to leave town, finally find the Winter Wolf and meet our first ever Spell Bear. Cassius gets to vent some of her rage, Zillie gets floored by some fuckboi wolves and Edrik thinks Herja is dead. So join us as we hopefully don’t get a critical fail on our second attack. Want to pay the magical item toll? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can offer a regular hand crossbow. Want to get in contact with us? Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.com Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes have to deal with some serious consequences. We realise it’s pretty obvious what happened, do some explaining and engage in some chronic lying. Cassius is pacing because she’s so worried, Zillie thinks that a surprise Charm Person is a good idea and Edrik plans to end the gorilla warfare. So join us as we end it now. Want to throw someone into a river? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can’t beause the nearest one if frozen over. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. Want to get in contact with us? Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.com Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes are so done. We go looking for Daniel, fake a crime scene and double down on our lies. Cassius asks a question she never thought she ever would, Zillie has a sad moment and Edrik is 100% certain that everyone is going to make it out fine. So join us as we make a weasel complicit in our crimes. Want to scream in the orphanage? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can end up having to scream for a while. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. And if you find yourself with a spare 10 mins, help us out by filling in this survey; https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/to/nRkFml.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes use the information they have gained. We interrogate a captured Drow, visit our mother one more time and Daniel comes clean. Cassius has lost the young boy she grew up with, Zillie can choose to come out of denial and Edrik doesn’t want to tell anyone what he has heard. So join us as we learn too much. Want to want to once be part of the elven army? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can not necessarily be a representative of the Drow as a whole. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. And if you find yourself with a spare 10 mins, help us out by filling in this survey; https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/to/nRkFml.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes ambush the people trying to ambush us. We all get blinded again, use the experience we used from being blinded last time and interrogate a Drow. Cassius creates an earth elemental which she loves, Zillie has to keep doing this shit and Edrik wants to talk with the captive. So join us as we use Westley as our scouting party. Want to know all the languages? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can actually only know a few. Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com and if you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. And if you find yourself with a spare 10 mins, help us out by filling in this survey; https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/to/nRkFml.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes finally have something go the way they wanted it to. We consider setting up traps for our enemies, consider setting up an ambush for our enemies and consider trying to keep a Drow alive. Cassius is freaking out about Mr Fists, Zillie has to say it to think it and Edrik thinks that Daniel is just a risk to him. So join us as we ask a weasel go on a suicide mission. Want to be too poorly prepared for the cold? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can just cast endure elements instead. Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com and if you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. And if you find yourself with a spare 10 mins, help us out by filling in this survey; https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/to/nRkFml.  Se

In which our heroes have a lot of trouble getting even basic things done. We have a long discussion about healing, hear tales about distant places and talk salt. Cassius explains how one enters fuckboi territory, Zillie charges her weasel with a spell and Edrik wants to stop wasting time in the infirmary. So join us as we only stay around to defend One-Eyed Mystra. Want to keep up the rear? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can not terrify the mysterious figure. Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com including all 25 episodes of Hus Firma Pride! If you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. And if you find yourself with a spare 10 mins, help us out by filling in this survey; https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/to/nRkFml. &nbs

In which our heroes try to tame some wolves. We deal with some wolves that refuse to listen to reason, return home to get yelled at about our stupid decisions and get the healer to take a much needed break. Cassius returns to his childhood home, Zillie has knitted many outfits for her familiar and Edrik Good Will Hunting’s a little girl. So join us as we finally write stuff down in our character sheets. Want to explain your plan to Bertram? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can get called an idiot. Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com including all 25 episodes of Hus Firma Pride! If you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. And if you find yourself with a spare 10 mins, help us out by filling in this survey; https://podcastsur

In which our heroes seek help from the Winter Wolves. We talk like Scooby Doo, get rid of their opposing ideals and try to get a wolf pack. Cassius doesn't really know wolves, Zillie doesn't feel it happening and Edrik has mixed feelings about killing the wolves. So join us as we throw people into rivers. Want to interrupt the DM? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can be a dead man. Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com including all 25 episodes of Hus Firma Pride! If you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. And if you find yourself with a spare 10 mins, help us out by filling in this survey; https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/to/nRkFml.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes deal with a worsening situation. We finally return home, check in with mother and play merry havoc with rubber bands. Cassius has never met drow, Zillie is not a powerful cleric or wizard and Edrik horses as hard as he can. So join us as we tell over a blizzard. Want to know what the object Mystra gave you? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can talk about some Harry Potter nonsense. Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com including all 25 episodes of Hus Firma Pride! If you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. And if you find yourself with a spare 10 mins, help us out by filling in this survey; https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/to/nRkFml.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes discuss war and who they've killed. We interrogate the Paladin, find some anti-toxin and Adam gets revenge for Dustin. Cassius isn't sure they can offer safe passage, Zillie isn't looting but is distracting and Edrik thinks they should trust justice to the locals. So join us as we learn about magic bags. Want to lose an eye? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have another one. Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com including all 25 episodes of Hus Firma Pride! If you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. And if you find yourself with a spare 10 mins, help us out by filling in this survey; https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/to/nRkFml.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes are very worried about Daniel. We get a lot of criticals, discuss putting down a unicorn and sit in the dirt. Cassius is not a very good druid, Zillie has a nice hair and cape combo, and Edrik tries to resolve things peacefully. So join us as we wish for a better world. Want to come into a fight with a sword, shield and armour? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can end with nothing.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes try to prove they’re right by winning the fight. We watch merchants form a combat ring, exchange words with a paladin and exchange blows with a paladin. Cassius doesn’t know what’s happening, Zillie is just really excited about unicorns and Edrik should have bought that Potion of Lesser Restoration. So join us as we fight a unicorn. Want to transform into something to scare the merchants? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can go crocodile. And don’t forget to sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes go paladin hunting. We gather provisions, has a potato eating competition and put out the word that we want to fight. Cassius has the skills but not the potions, Zillie really wants to have party funds and Edrik talks about the tactics of magic. So join us as we buy some dead men's horses. Want to eat fifty potatoes? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can lose to Daniel instead. And don’t forget to sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes get very mad at Alli without knowing why. We read some diaries, meet Herja to fill her in on details and make plans for defending their home. Cassius is angry and doesn’t know why, Zillie suggests that everyone stays away from rivers and Edrik asks about the wolves. So join us as we make do with the mikes we have. Want to have a cheese platter? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have some bread as well. In Melbourne and you want to see the Movie Maintenance Crew Live; https://www.trybooking.com/NUSX. And don’t forget to check out our Super Gym Friends and Dinosaur Park: The 1986 Tabletop RPG on iTunes as well as our brand new YouTube channel: Sanspants CinemaScope!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.