Esn: Eloquently Saying Nothing

Hello ESNers, This week we’re coming Lagos, Nigeria. We’re bringing you the smells, the sights, the sounds and the beauty of the homeland. We can’t tell you how good the feeling is to bring you the show from here. So, after eating some food in one of the joints here that charge you by the size of meat, we settle in for the night, start the generator and get recording with some very, very special guests. Mr & Mrs Williams, the parents of Stav & Wahala, Uncle Tunde, long time family friend and Mad Cat, Stav’s better half. It’s a mighty, mighty full house. In this episode we talk about; WHOSE NAME COMES FIRST FROM A COUPLE WHEN SIGNING A CARD | EGO IN RELATIONSHIPS | IF WE’D STICK BY A PARTNER IF THEY WENT TO JAIL FOR 15 YEARS | NELSON AND WINNIE MANDELA | EGO IN RELATIONSHIPS | HOW YOU CAN SHOW YOUR PARTNER YOU LOVE THEM WITHOUT SAYING THE WORDS | IF WE’D SAVE OUR SPOUSE OR CHILDREN IF THEY WERE DROWNING AND WE COULD ONLY SAVE ONE | WHO IS MORE IMPORTANT, WIFE/HUSBAND OR CHILD | THE REASON FOR LIFE | AN ALTERN

ELOQUENTLY SAYING NOTHING | EPISODE FIFTYNINE MOBILE PLAY HERE [FEAT. WEBSLINGER, WAHALA, SIMPLE SIMON & STAVROS] Hello ESNers, This week we're coming from Kepler 22B, you know, that 'new planet' that NASA has been going on about. Pfffft, we've been vacating here for some time and yes there's life here. Trust us, that's why we come back...... So, during one of the frequent storms that happens here we set up and got to recording. In this episode we talk about; HOW DEPRIVED OF DISNEY STAVROS IS | DUBBED OVER FILMS | WHAT A RADIOGRAM IS | THE SOON TO BE INFAMOUS 'GAZA ME SEH FOREVER' CLIP | WHAT YOU TELL YOUR MATE WHEN HE'S STARTS LIKING A GIRL THAT ISN'T UP TO PAR | IF WE WOULD TELL OUR GIRLFRIENDS IF OUR MATES DIDN'T LIKE THEM, WOULD WE OR NOT | IF WE COULD ONLY ASK THREE QUESTIONS TO FIND INFO ON A CHICK WE JUST MET, WHAT WOULD THEY BE | THE BIGGEST LESSONS WE'VE LEARNT IN LIFE + Send your questions to questions@esnpodcast.com or click on the blue button on the right panel and tell us what you got to say t

Hello ESNers, This week we're coming from dead bang in the middle of Oxford Circus, London. We heard the Christmas lights actually look quite impressive this year. We'll slap the the dude who told us that cause him lie a lie. Meh. It's all good, the crew did some shopping and got some presents sorted. When we found a nice quiet coffee shop we set up the ever present equipment and got to work recording this weeks episode... So. In this episode we talk about; 2016 | OUR FAVOURITE NURSERY RHYMES | VERY. VERY SPECIAL GHANAIAN MOVIE TRAILERS | 2016 | THE POINT IN FACEBOOK POKING | GARY SPEED AND HIS PASSING | 2016 | WHY SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE MIGHT COMMIT SUICIDE | IF WE STILL WATCH WRESTLING | 2016 | THE SECRET VIEWINGS OF SUNSET BEACH | THE ABUNDANCE OF MEN CRYING THESE DAYS | 2016 | LOW V NECK T-SHIRTS ON MEN | IF WE'D FORGIVE A WOMAN FOR A VARIETY OF REASONS: LIES ABOUT AGE, SECRETS ABOUT DIVORCE STATUS, HIDDEN PAST OF PORN | 2016 | AND WEBSLINGER SINGING + Send your questions to questions@esnpodcast.com or click

ELOQUENTLY SAYING NOTHING | EPISODE FIFTYSEVEN MOBILE PLAY HERE [FEAT. WEBSLINGER, WAHALA, SIMPLE SIMON, MR WOLF & STAVROS] UNFORTUNATELY, THIS WEEK THE RECORDING OF ELOQUENTLY SAYING NOTHING GOT CORRUPTED DURING THE EDITING PROCESS AND THUS WE ONLY HAVE THE OUT-TAKES (WHICH SURVIVED THE FIRE) TO GIVE YOU. IT’S STILL FUNNY, ALBEIT SHORTER AND WITH NO MUSIC. WE’RE STILL TRYING TO GET THE ORIGINAL PODCAST BACK FOR YOU GUYS, BUT IN THE PURSUIT TO HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU THIS WEEK, WE HAVE THIS. PLEASE ACCEPT OUR APOLOGY FROM THE TEAM! ESN TEAM. _______________________________________________________________________ Hello ESNers, This week we're coming from the fevela's of Brazil. The glorious ghetto's. It's strange, the smiles, the smells, the sights. It's a beautiful thing honestly to see some of the things we've seen. The way the houses stack up, the sunset from the top of the hills and the Brazilian bootay's! *sigh* It's a good look. Anyways, between peeking, we took time out to record a show for you. In

ELOQUENTLY SAYING NOTHING | EPISODE FIFTYSIX MOBILE PLAY HERE [FEAT. WEBSLINGER, WAHALA, SIMPLE SIMON, MR WOLF & STAVROS] Hello ESNers, This week we're coming from just outside our live event. It was a sight to behold. On the 14th Nov 11 we hooked up with the Let's Talk guys and took over their debate night. The place was packed out and full of good vibes. We debated our hearts out and then everyone went home. We recorded the show for y'all. In this episode we talk about; OUR VIEWS ON THE LET'S TALK ESN TAKEOVER | CARIBBEAN RESTAURANTS LACK OF FOOD | THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SEX AND MAKING LOVE | HIGH HEELS DURING SEX | IF MEN HOLDING BACK ON CASUAL SEX IS NORMAL OR NOT | THINGS THAT WOMEN DO TO THEIR BODIES TO MAKE THEM LOOK GOOD THAT MAKE THEM LOOK RUBBISH | + Send your questions to questions@esnpodcast.com or click on the blue button on the right panel and tell us what you got to say there. + Join the Facebook group at www.esnpodcast.com/group. It's a few hundred people debating the same stuff as we do on

Hello ESNers, This week we’re coming from Wall Street. We’ve got together with the Protesters and are saying our piece against the corrupt banking system of the world. Of course we might be talking to a lady or two on the way, but only to keep their momentum up. It’s our duty. So before we left this one chicks house we set up equipment and started recording just for you In this episode we talk about; FOOTBALL | FOOTBALL | A BIT MORE FOOTBALL | WHAT A NIGERIAN LOOKS LIKE | THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AFRICANS AND CARIBBEAN’S | THE TOP BOY DRAMA AND ITS REVIEWS | WHAT ACTORS MAY HAVE TO DO TO MAKE IT | ENTERTAINMENT VS ETHICS | IF SOMEONE CAN BE TOO SEXY | WHAT ‘A SEX’ IS AND WHO HAS ‘A SEX’ | + Send your questions to questions@esnpodcast.com or click on the blue button on the right panel and tell us what you got to say there. + Join the Facebook group at www.esnpodcast.com/group. It’s a few hundred people debating the same stuff as we do on the podcast, so if you want your say on the subjects, you know what to d

Hello ESNers, This week we're coming from the new cinema in Hackney... Can you believe we got a full proper screen just walking distances from our gaff. Thought we'd have to give it a go and see what it's like. The film was Gone With The Wind and they split it in two with an intermission for people to stretch their poor legs. We took the opportunity to get down to some work and record the show. So here we go. In this episode we talk about; STAV'S SEXY RADIO VOICE | IF WE'D TAKE THE JOB OF OUR DEMOTED FRIEND OR NOT | IF WE COULD WORK WITH AS SUBORDINATES TO OUR PARTNERS | THE IMPORTANCE OF COMFORTABLE SILENCES | THE BIGGEST COMPLIMENTS YOU CAN PAY SOMEONE | THE DESCRIPTION OF A PHAT PU**Y | HOW SOME MEN THROW AROUND THE WORD 'BEAUTIFUL' | WEBSLINGER TRAILS HIS first ATTEMPT AT COOKING PUFF PUFF | IF IT'S WORST TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE THAT TALKS TOO LITTLE OR TOO MUCH | IS IT WRONG OR RIGHT TO ADOPT A CHILD FROM A TOTALLY DIFFERENT COLOUR/CULTURE | IF IT'S MORE SELFISH TO GET AN ABORTION OR NOT I

BOES MOUTH BOX ESN INTERVIEW!!!! THE AUDIO! So for those of you who missed the show we did on the radio Saturday 30th October, here's the audio for you. We discuss the origins of ESN, the personalities of each of the members and why it's against God to shave under a man's armpits. Peace & Enjoy

Hello ESNers, This week we're putting the show out from the hard shoulder on the West section of the M25 in London. The super car we have has broken down. But instead of crying and fussing, we got out the equipment. Some tea and crumpets and did what the British of old did... We talked! In this episode we talk about; BAD BREED CHILDREN | HOW THESE BAD BREED CHILDREN ARE NOT HUMAN BEINGS TILL THE PARENT SAYS SO | WHAT AGE SHOULD A CHILD HAVE A MOBILE PHONE | WHAT AGE YOU LET YOUR KIDS PLAY OUTSIDE | RIDING SKATEBOARD WHILST SITTING ON THEM | THE STUPIDEST THING WE'VE SEEN | STABBING POLICEMEN WITH BOX CUTTERS | LIBYA AND THE OIL | ARAB COUNTRIES AND THEIR SLOW DEMISE | WHAT DICTATORS THE ESN GUYS WOULD BE IF THEY WERE SOME HARD CORE DICTATING BASTARDS | DO PARTNERS GET JEALOUS OF THE EX'S JUST BASED ON LOOKS | + Send your questions to questions@esnpodcast.com or click on the blue button on the right panel and tell us what you got to say there. + Join the Facebook group at www.esnpodcast.com/group. It's a few

Hello ESNers, Hey folks, this week we’re going right out of the past and an episode of Knight Rider! Can you believe we’ve fulfilled boyhood dreams and hopped in the Black car with the red light. It talks people… The thing bloody talks! Like a posh old man. Anyways, in-between screeching around we actually find time to record a show on the on-board studio. In this episode we talk about; HOW GANGSTER INSECT AND RODENTS ARE | HOW INDIANS AND NIGERIANS ARE IN EVERY CORNER OF THE WORLD | IF IT’S COOL TO WORK IN AN ENGLISH SPEAKING COUNTRY AND NOT SPEAK ENGLISH | CRISPY DUCK AND PANCAKES | THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MANDARIN AND CANTONESE | WHAT QUESTIONS TO USE FOR A BRITISH CITIZENSHIP TEST | ENGLISH NATIONAL DISH | WAHALA AND WEBSLINGER FIGHT | IF A PERSON WHO DOESN’T LIKE FAKE HAIR CAN HAVE A PREFERENCE BETWEEN WEAVE AND EXTENSION BRAIDS | MAN THAT CAN DO WEAVE AND PLAIT HAIR | WHETHER TO DRESS CHILDREN IN FANCY OR CHEAP CLOTHES | WHERE WE WOULD SUGGEST OUR LISTENERS GO AROUND THE WORLD | WHAT RELIGION OUR CHILDR

ELOQUENTLY SAYING NOTHING | EPISODE FIFTYONE MOBILE PLAY HERE [FEAT. WEBSLINGER, WAHALA, SIMPLE SIMON, MR WOLF & STAVROS] Hello ESNers, WELCOME BACK!!!!! We’re coming from the land of Zamunda with our lion cloth and all of that good stuff with our 1st year anniversary episode! That’s right, we’ve been going for a year and thought we’d treat ourselves to some kingly treatment to celebrate. So now you got the run down of what we’re doing, let’s get back to business. In this episode we talk about; A WHOLE YEAR OF DOING THIS PODCAST BUSINESS | FAT TAX’S ON BAD FOOD | IS A PIZZA OR A KEBAB MORE FATTENING | WHAT LESSONS WE’D TEACH OUR KIDS AT HOME AFTER SCHOOL | IF IT’D BE RIGHT OR WRONG TO TEACH AFRICAN HISTORY ONLY UP TO, AND NOT INCLUDING, SLAVERY | HOW WE RECORDED A SHOW BEFORE THIS SHOW | KNEE PADS FOR WOMEN DOING THE TING | WHAT SCENE WE’D LIKE TO BE IN IF WE COULD CHOOSE ANY MOVIE | THE BEST EDDIE MURPHY FILM + Send your questions to questions@esnpodcast.com or click on the blue button on the right panel

Hello ESNers, This time we've gone back to were it all started. A bedroom in East London. After travelling the world for 49 weeks we come back home for a break, we come back home to bring you episode 50 When we started we had a laptop and an even more dodgy microphone. We've come alone quite a fair bit since then and we thought we'd commemorate the ride with a recap of the previous episodes. So sit back and enjoy... In this episode we talk about; ERRR, LOADS OF STUFF FROM THE LAST 49 SHOWS + Send your questions to questions@esnpodcast.com or click on the blue button on the right panel and tell us what you got to say there. + Join the Facebook group at www.esnpodcast.com/group. It's a few hundred people debating the same stuff as we do on the podcast, so if you want your say on the subjects, you know what to do. + If you want the show direct to your go to www.esnpodcast.com/itunes that and hey presto, a new show every Friday to your PC & Ipod/phone We wanna thank all the followers of this beautiful thing w

ELOQUENTLY SAYING NOTHING | EPISODE FOURTYNINE MOBILE PLAY HERE [FEAT. WEBSLINGER, WAHALA, SIMPLE SIMON, MR WOLF & STAVROS] Hello ESNers, This time we're coming from Amsterdam, the home of legal weed and sex. And seeing as none of us smoke.. well, you can guess what we got up to :) When we finally got a break from doing what we were doing, we found a nice little cafe, set up the equipment and got to recording, with a big ass smile... In this episode we talk about; SEX | SEXUAL POSITIONS | SEXUAL PROWESS | SEXUAL LONGEVITY | SEX TOYS | GOOD SEX | BAD SEX | HOT SEX | COLD SEX | TABOO SEX | VAGIN SEX | MOUTH SEX | ANAL SEX | EAR SEX (NOT REALLY... BUT YOU GET THE IDEA) + Send your questions to questions@esnpodcast.com or click on the blue button on the right panel and tell us what you got to say there. + Join the Facebook group here at www.esnpodcast.com/group. It’s a few hundred people debating the same stuff as we do on the podcast, so if you want your say on the subjects, you know what to do. + If you want

Hello ESNers, This time we’re coming from Hollywood. We had a question on this weeks show that made us come out here to look for some celebrities… We’ve been looking for a couple of hours but it’s hot, we’re getting funny looks and people keep making a fuss over our accent. It’s blah. So we sat outside a Deli on a famous strip and set up to record the show before moving on… In this episode we talk about; MANCHESTER UNITED V ARSENAL DRUBBING | WHO EACH MEMBER OF THE ESN TEAM WOULD BE OUT OF MACGYVER, MR T, JAMES BOND, JACK BAUER OR CHUCK NORRIS | IF YOU SHOULD BLAME A MANAGER OR THE PLAYERS IF A FOOTBALL TEAM STARTS TO FAIL | WHAT’S BETTER, JELLY OR ICE CREAM | IF WE WERE A PRODUCT WHAT WOULD BE OUR SLOGAN | WHO WOULD GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE WEAKEST LINK FIRST + Send your questions to questions@esnpodcast.com or click on the blue button on the right panel and tell us what you got to say there. + Join the Facebook group here at www.esnpodcast.com/group. It’s a few hundred people debating the same stuff as we

Hello ESNers, This week we're coming from outside a certain London football teams ground. The Red side of North London if we're gonna be more specific. If you don't know what we're on about, it Arsenal's ground we're outside. Some are happy and some are not. We won't go into that though. Much rather talk about how sexy chicks look in football jersey's and not much else. Mmmmmmmm, nice. Sorry, we waited for the crowd to clear and as it was a good day, we set up camp and started recording just for you. In this episode we talk about; ARSENAL V LIVERPOOL | A BET TO SEE IF ARSENAL WILL MAKE TOP FOUR OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE | JAH JAH BINKS BEING A RASTA | IF WE HAD THE STAR WARS 'FORCE' WOULD WE USE IT WHEN OBTAINING AND PENETRATING VAGIN | + Send your questions to questions@esnpodcast.com or click on the blue button on the right panel and tell us what you got to say there. + Join the Facebook group at www.esnpodcast.com/group. It's a few hundred people debating the same stuff as we do on the podcast, so if you wa

Hello ESNers, This week we're coming from that bank in that Spike Lee film with Denzel Washington & Clive Owen. We even got the silly jumpsuits, masks and everything. We're not sure if we're gonna make it out alive so we just started recording on the sly when they left the room. The other hostages told us to shhhh but we carried on regardless. Soooo.... In this episode we talk about; COCK BLOCKING | PUSSY BLOCKING | MAN CODES | MEN KNOW MORE ABOUT THEIR WOMEN THAN MEN THOUGH | THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MALE AND FEMALE GOSSIP | IF WE COULD BE HAPPY IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH NO CHILDREN | WOULD A MAN FEEL GUILTY IF HE CAN'T BANG WELL AND HAVE CHILDREN EITHER | INTER-RACIAL RELATIONSHIPS | COLOUR VS CULTURE | BLACK MEN WHO AREN'T ATTRACTED TO BLACK WOMEN | + Send your questions to questions@esnpodcast.com or click on the blue button on the right panel and tell us what you got to say there. + Join the Facebook group at www.esnpodcast.com/group. It's a few hundred people debating the same stuff as we do on the podcas

Hello ESNers, This week we’re coming from the middle of riot central somewhere in London. There’s fires and smashed glass all over the place. The sirens are screaming out the sky is traced with doubt and fear and we had to get the essence of all this so we set up and recorded. In this episode we talk about; THE RIOTS IN UK | CONSPIRACY THEORIES | DEATHS IN POLICE CUSTODY | FEAR AS A CONTROL METHOD | IF BEATING WOULD HAVE SOLVED THE RIOTS | THE POLICE AGENDA IN THE WHOLE RIOT SITUATION | SURVIVAL INSTINCT VS TRAINING | WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED AT THE GHANA VS NIGERIA FOOTBALL MATCH | AND TRAVELLING THE WORLD TO SEEK AND ASSESS WOMEN’S BOTTOM AND THE CORRECT ANGLE OF CURVATURE! + Send your questions to questions@esnpodcast.com or click on the blue button on the right panel and tell us what you got to say there. + Join the Facebook group at www.esnpodcast.com/group. It’s a few hundred people debating the same stuff as we do on the podcast, so if you want your say on the subjects, you know what to do. + If you

Hello ESNers, In this episode we talk about; WHEN DO YOU BRING A GIRL HOME TO MEET YOUR PARENTS | HOW LONG DO YO DATE SOMEONE BEFORE YOU LET THEM SEE YOUR CHILDREN | WHAT NAME A CHILD SHOULD CALL THEIR STEP-PARENT | MOTHERS TELLING US WE SHOULD BE BANGING MORE | IF WE’D CHOSE A WOMAN TO MARRY EVEN AGAINST THE BLESSING OF THE FAMILY | THE DOG AT NUMBER 6 | WHY THE CHEGGERS (CHARITY BEGGERS) LIKE TO BEG IN POORER AREAS | WHY WOMEN TRY AND FORCE PORK ON THEIR CHILDREN AND THEIR MEN WHO DON’T LIKE IT | WHETHER MALT DRINKS ARE NICE OR NOT + Send your questions to questions@esnpodcast.com or click on the blue button on the right panel and tell us what you got to say there. + Join the Facebook group at www.esnpodcast.com/group. It’s a few hundred people debating the same stuff as we do on the podcast, so if you want your say on the subjects, you know what to do. + If you want the show direct to your www.esnpodcast.com/itunes «« click that and hey presto, a new show every Friday to your PC & Ipod/phone Eloquen

Hello ESNers, This week we’re coming from the car park outside our local Tesco. It’s a sunny day though and we have deck chairs out doing some bird watching. It’s a sight to behold I tell ya. Soooo, anyways, as we were munching on our sarnies we got to talking and as usual, just had the equipment to hand to record the conversation. So here we go again, letting you in on our little world. In this episode we talk about; WHAT SPORT WE’D PLAY IF WE COULD PLAY ANYTHING | THE SUAREZ VRS GHANA SAGA | HOW WE’D PICK A NEW SPORT TEAM TO SUPPORT IF WE HAVE NO ALLIANCE TO ANYTHING | IS SCIENCE OR RELIGION MORE IMPORTANT TO LEARN IN SCHOOL | HOW GANGSTER JESUS WAS WITH THE LYRICS | FAVOURITE ANIMATED FILM | WE DISCUSS THE WHOLE LIGHT SKINNED/DARK SKINNED ATTRACTION THING IN DEPTH | AND THEN WE TALK ABOUT BOTTOM! + Send your questions to questions@esnpodcast.com or click on the blue button on the right panel and tell us what you got to say there. + Join the Facebook here (www.esnpodcast.com/group). It’s a few hundred pe

Hello ESNers, Welcome to Eloquently Saying Nothing Episode 42 In this episode we talk about; IF ONE NEEDS TO BE RUTHLESS FOR ONE TO BE SUCCESSFUL | A CRAZY SITUATION WHERE WE'RE ALL FIRING BLANKS AND STILL HAVE CHILDREN | HOW MUCH OF A SURROGATE MOTHER IS IMPARTED INTO THE CHILD | WHAT WE'D DO IF WE FOUND OUT OUR WIVES CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN | WHAT DIRECTION WE'D PUSH OUR CHILDREN IF THEY DID WELL IN ONE SUBJECT AND NOT OTHERS | AND WE HAVE AN ARGUMENT ABOUT THE ISSUES AROUND THE NEWS OF THE WORLD PHONE HACKING SCANDAL + Send your questions to questions@esnpodcast.com or click on the blue button on the right panel and tell us what you got to say there. + Join the Facebook here at www.esnpodcast.com/group. It's a few hundred people debating the same stuff as we do on the podcast, so if you want your say on the subjects, you know what to do. + If you want the show direct to your itunes click on www.esnpodcast.com/itunes and hey presto, a new show every Friday to your PC & Ipod/phone. Eloquently Saying Nothing