Esn: Eloquently Saying Nothing

In this episode we discuss: • How long monthly divorce payments should last • If £5,000,000 or Nigerian food is more important to life • Madonna adopting two more children from Malawi • If you could deal with your partner having sex scenes in movies • Gay people supporting Countries where they don't support Gay people • If removing a condom during consensual sex is rape Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/esnpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media

The ESN boys are back with another episode! This week wasn't the most eventful one for news so they decided to take it back to when they just had a conversation with a live microphone. In this episode we discuss: • How ESN got started and if it is actually the first Black British podcast • The times that dark skinned people were shunned and when that changed • If any of the guys would date a White woman • If light skinned men are seen as weak or emotional • If Simple Simon would be in the big house or the field • Black Comic Book characters • If the guys would sleep with a woman who sacrificed a chicken live in front of them before the 'ting' (she's FINE btw) Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/esnpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media

In this episode we discuss: • Whether or the not the guys feel "Rated" by those around them • Would you be happy with your woman going to see male strippers • The behaviour of the women who attended Chocolate City Strip show • Have the guys ever stripped for a woman • Is the reason there are so many black Oscar nominees due to blacklash of recent years or do they deserve the nominations. • Knife crime and how it is affecting the youth Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/esnpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media

In this episode we discuss: • Igbo food vs Yoruba food • Steve Harvey Meeting with Trump • How important is a woman cooking for you as a man • What is the equivalent of cooking for a woman • Nigerians not reaching the Africans Nation Cup • Venus Williams being described as a Gorilla • Chris Brown Vs Souija Boy Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/esnpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media

In this episode we discuss: • Pigeons & Ghanaian Jollof Rice • If dogs want credit for doggy style • Is the birth of your child really the best day of your life or just the easy answer • The idea of Male 'Abortion' where a man legally renounces all rights to a child before they're born • Whether abortion should be legal or not • The end of the Obama era • The questionably Black Michael Jackson being portrayed by the quintessentially White Joseph Fiennes Show notes: • Michael Jackson says its "Stupid" for a White actor to play him: http://bit.ly/2jN9BIZ Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/esnpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media

In this episode we discuss: • The dominance of the LGBTQ community within social media and 'Black Twitter' (These guys can't simply say LGBTQ btw) • The difference between Gay, Queer, Camp and the 'F' word being the new 'N' word • Calorie counting Apple Pies & Jaffa Cakes • Male chauvinism and how it's understood in todays society • The Kim Burrell & Ellen DeGeneres Issue • The plight of Black women in this cold, hard world • And if Black men stand up for & defend Black women like they should, or at all Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/esnpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media

The FIRST EPISODE of season 2. The ESN boys are back in to bring you their own brand of unique, comedic and thought provoking views on the world. It's good to be back! In this episode we discuss: • Dr Umar Johnson v SARA Suten SETI • Correct Step-Father protocol • The Black male right of passage known as the barber shop • And Man Weave! Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/esnpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media

Hello ESNers, This week we’re coming from somewhere very private. So private, we can’t tell you where. Shhhhhh. Anyways, it’s been a while since you’ve heard something fresh from us. Demand had it that we come back and show ourselves, so we did, and we brought the whole squadron. For a ONE OFF. In this episode we talk about; CANNED SUPERMALT | WOMEN FROM SOUTH LONDON VERSUS WOMEN FROM EAST LONDON | SHORT HAIR ON WOMEN | BISEXUALITY | GIRLFRIENDS SOCIALISING WITH MALE FRIENDS | PURPOSE OF PUBLIC LIBRARIES | BLACK WOMAN AND THE GYM | IGNORANCE OVER LEARNING Goodbye for now, maybe we’ll you’ll hear us again sometime. Eloquently Saying Nothing until the next time when we start saying something. S4L! [Background Music: Ray-J - I Hit It First]

Hello ESNers, This week we’re coming from NASA headquarters, Washington DC. Everything is all high tech and shiny. Nerds are free to roam like kings and blow things up to release any passive aggression they pick up when they actually hit the real world. Needless to say Stav is at home. Anyways, whilst taking a break from a tour of the place we steal some state of the art audio equipment and get started recording. In this episode we talk about; BUCKET BATH | ANGELS WITH DIRTY FACES | THE CHAMP | THE EFFEMIZATION OF MEN | WHEN CAN MEN CRY | WHATS THE POINT IN PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT RACES | WHEN WE WERE CONCIOUS OF SEXUALITY | SICKLE CELL AND IT’S EFFECTS All done. Tour over and all the free NASA gifts we can carry. Even took a picture with some Will Smith looking dude that worked for the military security there… Sweet. See y'all in two weeks time. Eloquently Saying Nothing until the next time when we start saying something. S4L! [Background Music: Mac Miller - The Question]

Hello ESNers, This week we’re coming from space…. Yes, the dark side of the moon. We wanted to see what it was like. It’s cold and lacks atmosphere. Not exactly the best holiday in the world… And it’s seems like it’s raining!!! How the hell does it rain in space when the clouds are below us. Anyways, we set up shop and got to it. In this episode we talk about; MALE GROOMING | THE PRODUCTS WE USE ON OUR SKINS | METROSEXUALITY | WHICH ONE OF THE BROTHERS IS SLIMMER | HOLIDAYS | GETTING STARED AT ON HOLIDAY CAUSE YOU’RE BLACK | COUNTRIES CHOOSING TO STAY COLONISED | WHAT IT MEANS WHEN A MAN HAS SEX WITH A WOMAN AND DOESN’T KISS HER | SHOUTING IN A RELATIONSHIP | HOW TO DEAL WITH VEXNESS IN A RELATIONSHIP Show done and we gone. The French is a bit better, the eyes…. Not so good. See y'all in two weeks time. Eloquently Saying Nothing until the next time when we start saying something. S4L! [Background Music: YC - Racks]

Hello ESNers, This week we’re coming from Mayotte Islands off the coast of Africa. It’s interesting learning the history of this place we have now called Little France-ish. It’s an island, so they’re lots of beach and we just chilling out watching the women… and fish. Anyways, in-between fish watching we set up studio and got to recording for y'all. In this episode we talk about; AVENGERS ASSEMBLE MOVIE | THE GREATEST MURDER IN MOVIE HISTORY | TOILET ASSISTANTS | ONE PAPER TOWEL WHEN WASHING HANDS | IF MEN ARE INTIMIDATED BY INTELLECTUAL WOMEN | TAKING DIRECTIONS WHEN DRIVING | INTERVIEWERS AND INTERVIEWEES THAT ARE BOTH BLACK IN A WORK PLACE THAT ISN’T | MEN HAVE BETTER HAIR THAN WOMEN Show done and we gone. The French is a bit better, the eyes…. Not so good. See y'all in two weeks time. Eloquently Saying Nothing until the next time when we start saying something. S4L! [Background Music: French Montana - Shot Caller]

Hello ESNers, This week we’re coming from ringside at a WWE match. It’s intense here, we got the microphones and are commentating as best we can. All the “Ooooohhhhs” and “Wooooooahhhhhhs” you can shake a dead dog at. It’s a chunk of fun for sure. During the breaks we took time out to record the podcast off the high of it all. So, here we go. In this episode we talk about; WRESTLEMANIA AND THE ROCK | WOULD YOU SEND YOUR CHILD TO A SCHOOL WHERE NO-ONE WANTED HER KIND FOR THE SAKE OF FUTURE GENERATIONS | IS IT COOL FOR A MAN TO COOK FOR A MAN | COULD A MAN TAKE BEING SPAT AT FOR A FILM ROLE | OR LET HIS WOMAN GET BANGED FOR A FILM ROLE | Show done, but the wrestling is still going on and Oooooohhhhhh, that dude got knocked out!!! NOOOO, he broke the count! This is too much, we busy having fun. Can’t talk now. See y'all in two weeks time. Eloquently Saying Nothing until the next time when we start saying something. S4L! [Background Music: DJ Mujava - Township Funk]

Hello ESNers, This week we’re coming from a launch party. All the champaign you can drink and half nekkid girls serving us. It’s a good life. A couple of people went into a private room for some further attention, but we’re not in the position to disclose whom. Anyways, when we all got back together and spoke on a few things, we decided to record the show. So we went somewhere quiet (and filled with half nekkid chicks) and started recording In this episode we talk about; WHERE MY KEYS, WHERE MY PHONE | WAHALA IN EXTRA MEDIUM SHIRTS | IF YARDIE & JAMMO ARE OFFENSIVE TERMS | PASSA PASSA | DO MEN CARE ABOUT ROMANCE | IS EXTREME SEX ACCEPTABLE FOR THE FIRST TIME | CAN A SEXY ACT BE ROMANTIC | WHAT IS A WINGMAN AND WHAT ARE THE RULES AND ETIQUETTE OF BEING A WINGMAN | DOES THE TITLE OF WINGMAN CHANGE WHEN THE DUDE STARTS TO GET SERIOUS AND FAITHFUL TO THE CHICK | THE UGLY FRIEND VS THE GOOD LOOKING BITTER FRIEND | Ok, so we’ve done recording BUT I think we might stick around here for a little while longer… Just

Hello ESNers, This week we’re coming from Jamaica. We thought we’d show those guys a different side of England after Harry’s outing. He did a good job mind you. Just using it as an excuse for some Sun, Sand, Sea and Shrimp really… No Sensimilia. Anyways, whilst chilling out on some beach side Rum Shake, we set up shop and got recording. In this episode we talk about; STAYING INSIDE VIRGIN AFTER YOU’VE FINISHED BANGING | REJUVENATING PENNIS’ | SUDDERING | HOW WE’D FEEL ABOUT OUR PARTNERS SAYING WE’RE NOT REALLY THEIR TYPE | NEVER DATING SOMEONE OF YOUR HERITAGE | THREE COURSE MEALS AT CINEMA | TALKING DURING MOVIES | PEOPLE DYING IN 15 MINUTES OF A MOVIE | EFFECTS OF WAR | US SOLIDER KILLING 16 AFGHAN CIVILIANS | KNOY2012 + Send your questions to questions@esnpodcast.com or click on the blue button on the right panel and tell us what you got to say there. + Join the Facebook group here. It’s a few hundred people debating the same stuff as we do on the podcast, so if you want your say on the subjects, you know

Hello ESNers, This week we're coming from a small bedroom in East London, back to where it all started. Just two dope boyz and a Cadillac. Most of The Fest were on a hiatus so it was left down to Webslinger and Stavros to do the show on their lonesome, so they took it back to the roots. By the way, they aren't dope boyz and they can't afford a brand new Cadillac either. But that's neither here nor there... In this episode we talk about; WHITNEY HOUSTON | WHITNEY HOUSTON VS MARIAH CAREY | VALENTINES DAY | FEAR OF LOVE | REAL TALK | JOKES MADE IN BAD TASTE | GOING TO HELL | WHO'S MORE FILTHY | WHAT WE'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT RECENTLY | ILLUMINATI | TWO FACED-NESS | HONESTY AND THE TROUBLE IT'LL BRING YOU + Send your questions to questions@esnpodcast.com or click on the blue button on the right panel and tell us what you got to say there. + Join the Facebook group at www.esnpodcast.com/group. It's a few hundred people debating the same stuff as we do on the podcast, so if you want your say on the subjects,

Hello ESNers, This week we're coming from the coldest place on the known planet. We call this place London. Kai! It's NO JOKE! Minus degrees is standard right now, the snow has been falling, just not settling. After the mild Autumn we had, Winter is making sure we know and understand it is not following suit. So we met up at the studio, turned the heat right up and got to spreading some sunlight for you. In this episode we talk about; GROWN MEN CUTTING LINES IN THEIR HEAD | POSITIVE THINKING | ADULT MEN HAVING ISSUES GROWING BEARDS | ED MILIBAND STABBING DAVID MILIBAND IN THE BACK | THE LEVEL IN WHICH WE DON'T RATE ED MILIBAND | DAVID CAMERON'S CHARISMA | WHAT CELEBRITY COULD RUN THE COUNTRY | ALEX FERGUSON VS JOSE MOURINHO | + Send your questions to questions@esnpodcast.com or click on the blue button on the right panel and tell us what you got to say there. + Join the Facebook group at www.esnpodcast.com/group. It's a few hundred people debating the same stuff as we do on the podcast, so if you want yo

ello ESNers, This week we’re coming from a ship on the Ligurian Sea. We on a cruise baby and it’s all going smooth. We got drink, food and great company. Even the Sun is shining. So whilst the going is good, we broke out the equipment and recorded a show for you guys In this episode we talk about; FARTS AND HOW YOU HAVE TO BE COMFORTABLE TO BREAK WIND IN FRONT OF A PARTNER… I KID YOU NOT | IF MEN ARE BASHING WOMEN OR NOT | THE EFFECTS OF CENSORSHIP DUE TO COMPLAINTS | HOW HONESTY IS ONLY COOL WHEN IT’S POSITIVE | IF YOU CAN HAVE A CONVERSATION WITHOUT ANY QUESTIONS | SPITTING ON VAGIN | FLORESCENT VAGINA | DESIGNER LOGO CONDOMS | IF WE WERE A CAPTAIN AND A SHIP WAS GOING DOWN, WOULD WE DUCK AND DIVE OR STICK AND STAY | + Send your questions to questions@esnpodcast.com or click on the blue button on the right panel and tell us what you got to say there. + Join the Facebook group at www.esnpodcast.com/group. It’s a few hundred peMLSWople debating the same stuff as we do on the podcast, so if you want your say

Hello ESNers, We can’t lie, this weeks show isn’t actually that good. We’re ashamed to say but the we were all tired, hungover and high from New Years and it shows. Jheeez, it’s not a good luck, we have to apologise. In this episode we talk about; MEH, IT’S CRAP ANYWAYS + Send your questions to questions@esnpodcast.com or click on the blue button on the right panel and tell us what you got to say there. + Join the Facebook group at www.esnpodcast.com/group It’s a few hundred peMLSWople debating the same stuff as we do on the podcast, so if you want your say on the subjects, you know what to do. + If you want the show direct to your itunes, go to www.esnpodcast.com/itunes and hey presto, a new show every Friday to your PC & Ipod/phone We’re actually apologising for this episode. But we’ll be back in TWO WEEKS with some fire for you. Eloquently Saying Nothing until the next time when we start saying something. S4L!

Hello ESNers, This week we're coming from the mansion we rented for the New Years party. It hasn't started yet but we were decorating and took a break to record the show. We had a full house and grabbed Peter Swift and first timer Topsy to join in with some pre-new years fun. During the process, some drink was drunk and.... well, let's say we had to edit with a bit more clarity this time around. Anyways, In this episode we talk about; MISTRESSES VS PROSTITUTES | WHAT WE'D ACTUALLY PAY FOR A WOMEN TO DO (NO SEX) | IF WE'D BE A KEPT MAN AND LET THE WOMEN 'TAKE CARE' OF THINGS | BEING BROKE AND HAPPY VS BEING WELL OFF AND HAPPY | TESTING WOMEN | SMELLING YOUR PARTNERS NUMBER 2 | HOW TO TREAT A FUTURE IN-LAW | WHAT A CORRECT WOMAN IS + Send your questions to questions@esnpodcast.com or click on the blue button on the right panel and tell us what you got to say there. + Join the Facebook group at www.esnpodcast.com/group. It’s a few hundred peMLSWople debating the same stuff as we do on the podcast, so if you wa

Hello ESNers, This week we're coming from that Santa's crib. It's a nice place. Small and modest but the size of the warehouse he's got in the back is serious. Only God can tell you what this dude is doing in there but he's talking about clearing it out soon, dropping the load somewhere and coming home full and drunk. His wife is not even suspect. He must be a good man. Anyways, after a tour of the area we got back and went down to work with recording duties. In this episode we talk about; WHAT PEOPLE USED TO STEAL | THE PRICE OF VIRGINITY | TRAIN AND BUS ETIQUETTE | WOULD WE PUSH OVER AN OLD WOMAN FOR CASH | WOULD WE KILL OUR CHILD OR ONE THOUSAND STRANGERS IF WE HAD TO CHOOSE | MUSLIM SURNAME PROTOCOL | CRAZY STORIES ON HOW MEN HAVE TRIED TO KILL THEIR WOMEN | HOW R. KELLY HAS GOT AWAY WITH SEXING AND PEEING ON AN UNDER-AGE GIRL | IF WE'D GO OUT WITH A FEMALE FRIEND THAT WANTS US BUT IS ALREADY MARRIED | THE IMPORTANCE OF MARRIAGE | IF WE'D HAVE MORE THAN ONE WIFE IF THE WOMEN WERE COOL WITH IT | WHO LOOKS