Esn: Eloquently Saying Nothing

In this episode we discuss: • Wahala being a spoilsport & control freak • Former MP, Priti Patel's dodgy holiday • Tory Backbenchers looking to snake Theresa May • Why the rich want Brexit • More conspiracy theories • How South Africa has changed since the end of apartheid • The worst thing would we'd do for 1 million pounds • If successful artists who have had tragic beginnings would change their past • What music would be like if artists didn't take drugs • What the ESN guys' addictions are • Wahala's pledge to lose 2 stone • Why Black people may be afraid of exploring less conventional sexual activity • If women or men would be more likely to get involved in BDSM • Meek Mill breaking probation and going to jail • How Nicki Minaj seems to have stopped supporting her brother during his rape/pedophilia case • Lupita Nyong'o speaking out about Grazia changing her hair for their front cover • Who was at the forefront of the Black women's natural hair movement • Webslinger's attempt to prove his innocence of the

In this episode we discuss: • Crack Heads • Best way to get robbed • Vicious dogs • Kevin Spacey being a sexual predator • #Windowsillgate • The one time in band camp when Stav got drunk • If responsibilities ruin lives • Dogging & sex in public places • Tyrese and his family/mental issues • Losing touch with close friends and how that happens • Conspiracy theories Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss: • String vest appreciation • The Armenians stealing prosperous Blacks • Stress management • African hospitality • The many personalities of Stavros • Dj Envy's shenanigans • What are Gay tendencies • The proliferation of sliders • The definition of a Cougar • Outrageously romantic mandem • Work husbands & wives • Who actually runs the household • The way of the woo • Women asking men for dates • If there is ever a time you can't or shouldn't approach him/her Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss: • Disappearing Suya spots • If you can be pro Black and not want to eat African food • The fine art of haggling (pricing market) • Being mistaken for a Jamaican • The criteria of 'preference' • Harvey Weinstein's sexual assault scandal (recent update) • Who is looking after the sisters • Men holding men responsible when appropriate • Displays of Uncle behaviour • Stav's inability to admit defeat • Who is the better rapper turned actor Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss: • Our favourite Michael Jackson songs • Harvey Weinstein's sexual assault scandal • Casting Couch culture • If sexual assault come from being in positions of power • Men mentioning daughters when denouncing sexual misconduct • British rappers moving up to another level • Eminem vs Black Thought • Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson vs 'Baby Boy' Tyrese Gibson • Holiday anecdotes • Eminem and Mysonne's B.E.T. Cypher Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss: • Stavros and Wahala arguing constantly • Nigerian Independence • If Nigeria has a culture of corruption • Nigerians that are doing well throughout diaspora • If we'd prefer to have a virgin or experienced wife • If we want our women to be desirable to other men • If we'd date a close family friend who you would refer to as a cousin • Asking to date one of your friend's sisters • Being a servant to your partner • The punishment for stealing sperm and impregnating • Beard Gang Facebook Group Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss: • Our 7 year anniversary in the podcast game • Using feminine terms to describe men in a bad light • The difference between alpha and beta men • Wizkid's concert & Redux video • Akon's Africanness • If our podcast is too Black • Obama & the rise of the Right Wing • Las Vegas Shooting • Gun control • Dizzee Rascal v Wiley • Stormzy's new mini movie and him becoming the voice of young Britain • Hugh Hefner's death, his prenup and his pimpin' • Wendy Williams' husband's side piece of 10 years • The D Challenge & The P Challenge • If straight Black male privilege exists • Why famous Black men date White women Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss: • Famalam, the new all Black comedy show on the BBC • Trump vs Kim Jun-un and their childish back & forth • Emmys' so white • Issa Rae Supporting Blacks, just because they Blacks • Our favourite opening scene in a film • Kevin Hart supposedly cheating actually being a victim of rape • Piers Morgan's questioning of White people singing the N word • What we'd do if a man dick slapped us • Why men cheat • Which type of cheating bites the most • The Caucasian obsession with the phallus • Racism in interracial relationships Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss: • If Micheal Jackson is disrespectful • How much sex you should be having in a relationship • If you can say no to sex when your partner asks • What we'd do if our partner destroys something dear to us • Rihanna's 'Fenty' make-up line and how its popularity is changing the make-up industry • The issues going on over at the Shout Out Network • If making money would affect our friendship • If Black people support one another in business Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss: • Songs that sound better at live events than on the radio • Top 5 crackhead music artists • Celebs we think are good looking that the masses won't • Celebs that used to look good that are busted now • Why Shabba Ranx & Whoopie Goldberg classed as ugly • J Hus' Ex getting dragged over the internet • How people get famous from social media • If beauty is a talent or a gift • If a man is insecure if he can't recognise another man's beauty • How hard it is to name 10 currently working 'ugly' Black female celebrities • Joel Olsteen not opening doors to hurricane survivors • Megachurchs • Our bowel movements • If we'd have colonic irrigation treatment • Testing for prostate cancer • Eating healthy • Maria Sharapova & Serena Williams • Athletes & drugs • What sport we'd pick for our daughters to excel in • Eni Aluko, the Chelsea & England striker and her issues with the England coach, Mark Sampson • If we'd give a second date to a chick who had an embarrassing situation on the first •

In this episode we discuss: • Michael Jackson's birthday and his child abuse allegations • If we'd be happy letting a Kardashian look after our children • Dating a Kardashian versus going to jail • Amber v Kim • Kanye v Beanie Sigel • Every man being able to relate to Kanye West's 808 & Heartbreak • Premier league transfer deadline day • Learning new things just to have better luck with the opposite sex • Women not pursuing men • Being nervous meeting in-laws • If simply letting someone know you like them 'perusing them' • Which podcast we'd 'transfer' to if we wanted to leave ESN • This years Notting Hill Carnival & previous stories • Loads and loads and loads of raving memories Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss: • Trick questions and trick question TV shows • Which other member of the pod we'd prefer deliver our baby • The effect an older sibling has on their youngers • Dr Sebi • Johnson & Johnson's legal problem involving Ovarian Cancer • 400 million for cancer or 1.1 million for herpes? • People in the States purposely catching HIV • Standing by your partner after they've commented a crime • Using 'the force' during sexy time. • How Superman maneuvered adult interaction • Christopher Reeve being the best Superman • Why Superman would have a Black woman if he were real • Stav's anniversary and what you get the woman who has everything • If you can learn charisma • The Notting Hill Carnival, our experiences in it our views on it and stuff around it • If revenge porn works on men • How Dominic Celaire should have claimed his public display of cunnilingus • A situation on radio about a guy getting revenge on his old school bully • Our Mayweather v McGregor fight predictions Connect with u

In this episode we discuss: • Getting the lyrics to songs wrong • Hip-Hop Karaoke • Terroll Lewis and Nakita Johnson's relationship drama • If relationships should be displayed on social media • Exposing problems in relationships online when the relationship is over • Kim Kardashian defending Jeffree Star • Defending your woman online • The Charlottesville protests and violence and Trump's response to it • The C.E.O exodus from the government CEO Business Advisory council and Trump's eventual closing of the council • Working or not working with someone (Trump) who you have a moral issue with for the greater good • The fall out for some of the White Supremacist that attended the Charlottesville • Colin Kaepernick's NFL cold shoulder • If we'd boycott watching a sport and team we loved in protest for a Black player • Jay Z's Black empowerment rhetoric in a recent interview • If Steve Harvey has got his Black Card revoked for canoodling with Trump Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpo

In this episode we discuss: • TV & Sport spoilers • Game Of Thrones • How much time it takes to watch all the programmes we like these days • If our women would have a problem with us going through Instagram pictures of buff women • How much we feel our women watch their mouths to protect our ego • If women should stroke their man's ego • Whose ego is more important, men or women • If our woman was being attacked by 5 women, what would we do • Men not being real men anymore • Not being able to discuss the LGBTQ community without fear of reprimand • The US - N. Korea conflict • Which is the worst country to have nuclear weapons • If a woman's or man's ego is more important in a relationship • Which men are the best to be with • If Nigerian women actually like Ghanaian men • Boosie BadAzz's birthday message to his son for his 14th birthday telling him he'll sort him out some female enjoyment • If you should teach your son how to pick up women & sexual practices • What age we started to take basic sex to interm

In this episode we discuss: • The rise of acid attacks in London • The Shout Out Live podcast festival • Amir Khan's online domestic with his 'soon to be Ex Wife' Faryal Makhdoom & his accusations Anthony Joshua slept with her • Usher's increasing herpes body-count including a man • Bobby Valentino running from a transgender prostitute without paying • If Transgenders should tell prospective sexual partners about their birth identity before they have sex • If Hermaphrodites that have removed one genitalia as a child should tell a perspective partner • Advice to give a man who has recently broken up with someone • Jay Z's new music video for Moonlight • If the woman who sent texts to her boyfriend encouraging him to kill himself should go to jail for involuntary manslaughter Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media

In this episode we discuss: • Using the film The Champ as punishment for children • Our dislike of surprise Parties • Having a fivesome offered by your partner • Self made sex tapes • Wale spraying money on his one year old daughter • The subtle and subversive split between African American's & Africans in America • What Americans expect of Africa • The problems with the movie Coming To America • Gilbert Arenas' negative comments about Lupita Nyong'os dark skin • The branding of USA v Africa • Dwyane Wade's Ex Wife, Siohvaughn Funches, asking for more money from him after squandering $5 million in 4 years • Head of Cambridge BAME society v Katie Hopkins & the Alt Right • Rashan Charles' death whilst in police custody and the following Dalston protests Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss: • Usher paying off his herpes victim • STDs / STIs • If there should be paid punishment for knowingly passing on STDs • 90 Day Fiancé • Prenups: To sign or not to sign • Parents making their child demand prenup from their partner to be • R. Kelly's issues with women, young, naive & trapped • OJ getting parole • GoT Producers new programme set in a world the Confederates won the Civil war • Looking after parents in old age • A recap on how to treat 'links' from the last episode • Bigging up other #UKPodcasts Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss: • If it's right to call a woman you've only had sexual relations with, an 'Ex' • If a female Co-D is essentially a Side Chick • How we'd react if our girlfriend told us we were not the best she ever had • If we'd be ok with our girlfriend still being good friends with someone they had slept with in the past. • Mayweather v McGregor Press conferences • If there needs to be a 'spark' in a relationship or not Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss: • Comedians dating each other • Sarcasm • Gambling • The first time having sex without a condom • Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna's recent online issues • How it's 'once a stripper, always a stripper' • If we could be happy with someone that was with us primarily for the finance • Jay-Z's 4:44 album and transitioning as an artist • Beyonce & JAY-Z's private business on record • Are more promiscuous women more attentive in relationships • If we'd have rather have premium, high grade, top shelf, supreme clientele • A one night stand with either Rihanna OR Beyonce and why • Man crying at their weddings, why women want that and if the best should wipe the tears • If it's ok for men to cry a lot • If we'd have a problem being out dressed by a guest at our own wedding • Our views on home schooling • Greg Hands, Chelsea & Fulham MP, wanting to move the Notting Hill Carnival • The Pride event's mass media showing • Griff's Gay club experiences Connect with our guest Darran Griffiths at:

In this episode we discuss: • If, going by Sister Souljah's definition, there are any good White people • If public apologies for racial remarks can be genuine and if they could/should be accepted • If one can you make racist remark and not be a racist • Edson Da Costa, killed by police & the following micro riots that ensued • The parliament vote on increasing the wage increase cap on public servants • How you'd react if your girlfriend's phone was hacked and she had recent sexy naked photo's she hadn't sent you • If an old sex tape of your girlfriend was released somehow, would you rather she performed excellently or was rubbish like a rubber duck. • If actors are liars • Going in for handshake when the other dude is expecting a fist bump • If Men or Women get over a break up easier • Who would feel most upset if you moved across the road from your ex, you or the ex • The BET Awards shenanigans Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com