Spoilerpiece Theatre

Sylvester Stallone and the gang are back for "The Expendables 3," which sparks Kris' rumination on the place of PG-13 sequels in otherwise R-rated franchises. We take lots of turns into Tangent Town, stopping on Die Hard Road, Wesley Snipes Street, and Kelsey Grammer Blvd., and Dave makes a connection between "Predator" and Alfred Hitchcock. We open with a talk about Robin Williams, who died on Aug. 11, 2014.

It's a big day at Spoilerpiece Theatre, kids! We're talking about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Into the Storm. Evan and Kris grew up with the comic and the cartoon, so they have a lot to say. Plus, we get into Sean Connery's Russian accent in The Hunt for Red October, and we finally have a phone number! Call us and let us know what you think of the movies and our commentary. Or be a jerk and don't.

It's time for the double-G, James Gunn's "Guardians of the Galaxy" and the James Brown biopic "Get On Up." Plus, Dave gets two facts really wrong because he talks faster than he thinks. 

Welcome back! It's the second episode of "Spoilerpiece Theatre." This week Evan makes a correction about something he brought up in the first episode, Kris explains why we embrace spoilers, and Dave trips over his own words a lot. Then we talk about Luc Besson's lackluster "Lucy" and Kat Chandler's so-so "Hellion." Plus, Dave freaks out when he learns James Gunn directed the upcoming "Guardians of the Galaxy."

In the first episode of Spoilerpiece Theatre, Evan, Kris, and Dave explain the philosophy behind the show (F.U. spoilers), and then get into ripping "The Purge: Anarchy" and "Sex Tape" with Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel new assholes. Then they shower love on "Snowpiercer" and maybe your mom.