What The Hell Happened To Them?

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick offers a news update on the Rock while Joe is out of the recording booth to fight city hall.  Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: Patrick's voice is not very good. Patrick's Revisionist Western Essay: https://vimeo.com/529193664 Music from: 'Headline News' by Weird Al Yankovich (based on 'Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm' by Crash Test Dummies) Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, news, update, young, khan, president, dawson, ratings, elections, dc, black, adam, warner, brothers, news, weird, al, headlines, polls,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick and Lev create a swan song for Dwayne Johnson as we come to the end of season 2. Watch video with Lyrics: https://youtu.be/Ftb-IIiVk4s Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: Patrick's voice is not very good. Music based on 'Rock Lobster' by The B-52's Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, b, bee, 52, 52's, fifty, two, twos, parody, song, lobster, watcher, baywatch, plant, 51, jumanji, hart, diesel, statham, franchise, reboot,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. An April Fools episode for the delight and amusement of all. But Nick Cage threatens to ruin the magic the holiday. Will Lev be able to disarm the rising tension between the hosts? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in March 2021. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Rampage' is available on DVD, Blu-ray, and VHS (why not?): https://www.amazon.com/Rock-Blu-ray-Sean-Connery/dp/B000X418UE Music from "We Will Rock You" by Max Raabe ft. DJ Alquin "Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock: Epic Rap Battles of History" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wYtG7aQTHA Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, bay, connery, harris, candyman, raabe, rock, alcatraz, eastwood, mcgoohan, poison, needle, stabbing, criterion, kar, wai, wong

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Paul Geromini returns to take a trip down memory lane with the hosts. Joe thinks that famed oceanographer Jaques Cousteau is now haunting his house. Patrick has a wild classical theory. Where did the Trojans really flee to after the war? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Follow Paul Geromini's blog at: blog.paulgeromini.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in March 2021. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Rampage' is available on DVD, Blu-ray, and (for some reason) 4K: https://www.amazon.com/Rampage-BD-Blu-ray-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/B079P978JC  Music from "Tourists - Rampage World Tour" by Aubrey Hodges "Pac-Man" by Gorillaz Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, rampage, world, tour, cape, fear, trojans, etruria, wolf, godzilla, lizzie, ralph, george, good,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Long-time listener joins the cast this week to issue an urgent plea to you fine listeners. Patrick embarrasses himself at a Mcdonalds, hopefully for the last time). Joe comes down with reverse Rock-holm syndrome. What could be the cure? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Follow Grant Keller on Letterboxd: Grant Keller (pretty easy, right?) Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in March 2021. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle' is available on DVD, Blu-ray, and (for some reason) 4K: https://www.amazon.com/Jumanji-Welcome-Jungle-Alex-Wolff/dp/B075FSRZK8/ref=sr_1_4?crid=1AWLRVI4GKIK7&dchild=1&keywords=jumanji+welcome+to+the+jungle&qid=1615540486&s=movies-tv&sprefix=juman%2Cmovies-tv%2C310&sr=1-4 Music from "Duvet" by Boa "In the Land of Twilight, Under the Mo

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe's fear of sweet potatoes keeps him out of the studio, but Patrick is able to bring in Director Brittany Catallo and actress Amber Stiegelfest to take his place. Neither are afraid of sweet potatoes. Why did Lev bring in so many sweet potatoes for lunch? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Follow Brittany Catallo on Instagram @lowcarbcatallo Follow Amber Stiegelfest on Instagram @stiegelfestival Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in March 2021. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Baywatch' is available on DVD, Blu-ray, and (for some reason) 4K: https://www.amazon.com/Baywatch-Blu-ray-Zac-Efron/dp/B0725W7CQQ Music from "Rock Lobster" by The B-52s "Baywatch Nights Theme (After the Sun Goes Down)" by David Hasselhoff and Lou Rawls Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johns

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick accidentally tells people he'll be going to the Prom with Davie Jones and now has to convince the dead musician to go with him or else risk embarrassment. Joe is too focused on the sandwich he's eating since it keeps telling him to burn things. Lev has a doctor's appointment. For what you ask? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in February 2021. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'The F8 of the Furious' is available on DVD, Blu-ray, and (for some reason) 4K: https://www.amazon.com/Fate-Furious-Blu-ray-Vin-Diesel/dp/B06Y3NY4K9/ref=sr_1_1?crid=9P2BJMGUUATG&dchild=1&keywords=fate+of+the+furious+blu+ray&qid=1614497828&s=movies-tv&sprefix=fate+of%2Cinstant-video%2C228&sr=1-1 Music from "Eight is Enough Theme Song" by Fred Werner "The Love Bug (Her

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick and Joe revisit a fan favorite Rock entry when the mystical Cannes cut is finally released on home media. But which TV steal all their attention during the episode? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in February 2021. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Southland Tales' is available on limited edition Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Southland-Tales-Theatrical-Limited-Blu-ray/dp/B08LNBH522/ref=pd_lpo_74_t_0/131-8521769-3454835?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B08LNBH522&pd_rd_r=c684db38-8ef8-4fa9-831b-9e3f15b5561d&pd_rd_w=T4dar&pd_rd_wg=qXYbS&pf_rd_p=16b28406-aa34-451d-8a2e-b3930ada000c&pf_rd_r=Y3DABFX1DDY777K4MBPG&psc=1&refRID=Y3DABFX1DDY777K4MBPG Music from "Hard out Here for a Pimp" by Three 6 Mafia "Mad World" by Tears for Fear Artwork from

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick warns the villagers about the return of his old nemesis. Joes finds out being a dad is exactly what he expected. Lev is happy to get the ol' band back together for his high school reunion. Who's he most afraid of running into there? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in February 2021. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Moana' is available on DVD, Blu-ray, and (I guess) 4K: https://www.amazon.com/MOANA-AKA-Blu-ray-Aulii-Cravalho/dp/B01MAZGLMP/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= Music from "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion "Artists are the Greatest People" by Flight of the Conchords Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, moana, polynesia, polynesian, demi, god, islands, heart, ocean, chicken, dre

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick is filled with rants for a movie he admits is 'not that bad.' So it seems that he's just an angry person by nature. Joe and Lev reminisce about missed opportunities on 9/11. What were they missing out on because of a national tragedy? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in February 2021. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Central Intellignece' is available on DVD, Blu-ray, and (I guess) 4K: https://www.amazon.com/Central-Intelligence-Blu-ray-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/B01H4FJQ2G Music from "Killing Me Softly with his Song" by Fugees "Sixteen Candles' by The Four Seasons Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, central, intelligence, justine, bateman, spies, hollywood, wrestling, heel, baby, face, star, stars, system, 

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe feels better but now is paranoid his life will become a disaster movie. Patrick hates, surprise surprise, 3D and must tell everyone why. Lev keeps quiet because he secretly loves 3D. How do 3D glasses further storytelling? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in January 2021. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'San Andreas' is available on DVD, Blu-ray, and (I guess) 4K: https://www.amazon.com/San-Andreas-Blu-ray-Brad-Peyton/dp/B00YHRMI3O Music from "California Dreamin' (Codeko Remix)" by Freischwimmer and The Mamas & The Papas "Good Wife Theme' by David Buckley "Phyllis Theme" by Eustace Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, san, andreas, good, wife, archie panjabi, cloris, leachman, phyllis, helicopter, air, wolf,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Director Braden Schlueter returns to discuss James Wan's horror skills, and presumably 'Furious 7' at some point. Joe has to call out sick, but Lev thinks he's faking. What does Lev's investigation uncover? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com You can find out all about Braden Schlueter on instagram @Braden.Kimble Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in January 2021. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Furious 7' is available on DVD, Blu-ray, and (I guess) 4K: https://www.amazon.com/Furious-7-Blu-ray-Vin-Diesel/dp/B01MYN2XY8/ref=sr_1_10?dchild=1&keywords=furious+7&qid=1611521232&s=movies-tv&sr=1-10 Music from "Family Matters Theme" by Jesse Frederick "Stairway to Bitches" = 'Stairway to Hip-Hop Heaven' by Gramatik and 'Stairway to Heaven' by Led Zeppelin with 'Move Bitch Get Out the Way' by Ludac

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Mr. Geromini pops in again to school Hollywood on the finer details of mythology. Patrick remembers his sword and sandal glory days. Joe is jealous. Who is he jealous of? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com You can find out all about Mr. Geromini's various wacky adventures at http://blog.paulgeromini.com/ Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in January 2021. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Hercules' is available on DVD, Blu-ray, and (I guess) 3D: https://www.amazon.com/Hercules-Blu-ray-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/B00M263SFE/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=Hercules+Movies+rock&qid=1610689387&sr=8-1 Music from "Zero to Hero" and "That's the Gospel Truth" by Alan Menken Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, hercules, disney, elephant, man, hurt, classics, mr, geromini, lu

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick surprised at a comeback made by a long-term companion. Joe tries a bit that doesn't work out, but casualties were kept to a minimum. Lev is surprised by a news story that indirectly features his old college roommate that was also a bear. What kind of bear? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in January 2021. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Empire State' is available direct to DVD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRdREU9iKwo Music from "Peter Potamus Theme" by Hoyt Curtin Señor Burns (Long Version) (w Tito Puente & His Latin Jazz Ensemble) by ALF CLAUSEN/BILL OAKLEY/JOSH WEINSTEIN Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, empire, state, building, simpsons, burns, puente, potamus, potami, peter, lame, hemsworth,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick brings in the New Year by being confused at the movie he watched. Joe pretends to know what's going on. Lev, as usual, falls asleep before the ball drops. How close was he to making to midnight? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in January 2021. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Fast & Furious 6' is available on Blu-ray and DVD: https://www.amazon.com/Fast-Furious-6-Blu-ray-DVD/dp/B00FL34BLU/ref=sr_1_10_sspa?dchild=1&keywords=Fast+%26+Furious+6&qid=1609556523&s=movies-tv&sr=1-10-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEzSDVHVVcyNk1VRFJFJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwMjk0OTI0MzRXUzc4S1RLUlAyVCZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwMTEzNTU2MUMzTDg4Tk1ZU0Y0ViZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX210ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU= Music from "Fastlane" by Ki

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe is off being merry with the family, but Patrick was a good boy this year and Santa brought him two wonderful guests for this week's episode. Producer Tina Bui and Director Angel Gu. What is Michael Bay's version of the American Dream? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Find artful director Angel Gu on Instagram @angelchipscat  Find super-producer Tina Bui on Instagram @tinakbui Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in December 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Pain & Gain' is available on Blu-ray and DVD: https://www.amazon.com/Pain-Gain-Blu-ray-Mark-Wahlberg/dp/B01M27LITI/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=pain+and+gain+blu+ray&qid=1609048186&s=movies-tv&sr=1-1 Music from "Pain and Gain - Retribution Song" by Ed Du Bois (yes, the detective from a movie wrote a song about the event of

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick is confused when his local pizza shop disappears. Joe worries that the Rock's hunger for franchises will never be satiated. Lev takes many angry complaints from a caller, Joe Cobra. Who is this mysterious prank caller? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in December 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'G.I. Joe: Retaliation' is available on Blu-ray and DVD (in 3D?): https://www.amazon.com/G-I-Joe-Retaliation-Blu-ray-UltraViolet/dp/B005LAII4E/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=  Music from "A-Team Theme" by Mike Post and Pete Carpenter "The Ballad of GI Joe" from Funny or Die Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, joe, willis, he, man, skeletor, buzz, off, clawful, eighties, 80s, 1980s, a-team,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick and Joe talk about everything and anything that is not this week's move? What food is Ron Howard most similar too? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in December 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Snitch' is available on Blu-ray and DVD: https://www.amazon.com/Snitch-Blu-ray-UltraViolet-Digital-Copy/dp/B00BUC4VS4/ref=tmm_mfc_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1607576527&sr=1-8 Music from "Mail" & "Brick in Yo' Face" by Stitches Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, snitch, class, wire, drugs, stitches, lost, cox, howard, batman, kravitz, dano, pattinson, penguin,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick finds a spatula that he's convinced once belonged to Julius Caesar. Joe causes tension between the hosts when he uses it to make pancakes. Lev puts a ghost pepper into Joe's water when he doesn't share any with him. How does Joe react to this surprise? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in December 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Journey 2: The Mysterious Island' is available on Blu-ray and DVD: https://www.amazon.com/Journey-2-Mysterious-Island-Blu-ray/dp/B007R6D74G/ref=tmm_mfc_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= Music from "Wheel in the Sky" & "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)" by Journey... get it? Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, journey, 2, two, guzman, caine, jules, vern, verne, swift, st

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe is being chased by a escaped Thanksgiving turkey, but while Lev tries to rescue him, Emily sneaks into the studio to take his place (as according to her plan). What could her ulterior motive be? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Follow Emily on Instagram & Twitter @emilylolman (hilarious!) Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in November 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Fast Five' is available on Blu-ray and DVD: https://www.amazon.com/Fast-Five-Blu-ray-Vin-Diesel/dp/B01N52Q4XB/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1606641499&sr=1-4 Music from "Theme to My Mother the Car" by P. Hampton "I'm in Love with my Car" by Queen Clip from 'Rick and Morty" Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, car, cars, queen, mother, diesel, vin, gadot, r