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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick derails the conversation every chance he gets because of a bet he lost to a sailor. Joe misses ice cream. Lev discovers a new meditation technique that has dangerous consequences for one of our hosts. Which one? Find out by listening to this week's episode! Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'The Scorpion King' is available on Blu-ray and 4K (for no good reason) at https://www.amazon.com/Scorpion-King-Blu-ray-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/B001A4VH3Y/ref=sr_1_8?dchild=1&keywords=scorpion+king&qid=1597564026&s=movies-tv&sr=1-8 Music from "Mesopotamia" by The B-52s "Walk Like an Egyptian" by The Bangles Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, scorpion, king, mesopotamia, akkadian, babylon, egypt, simpsons, reiss, violence, blockbuster,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe breaks Patrick down and they begin a new season of the show. Patrick tries to change his identity when he realizes what he is getting himself into. Lev finds a pair of sunglasses on the sidewalk which he believes is giving him the ability to read minds. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'The Mummy Returns' is available on Blu-ray and and 4K (why not) at https://www.amazon.com/The-Mummy-Returns-Blu-ray/dp/B0777Z6ND1/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=https://www.amazon.com/Mummy-Returns-Widescreen-Collectors/dp/B00003CXTA Music from "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" with lyrics by Jimmy Kennedy and music by Nat Simon; performed by The Four Lads "Beauty's Wicked Wiles" written by Masayoshi Soken Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, mummy, returns, brendan, frasier,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. When Joe finally returns to the podcast after two years, Patrick throws him a welcome back party inspired by the 'Facts of Life' reunion special. Filmmaker and Matrix sequels apologist Braden interrupts the bromance to hoping to have a rational discussion; which proves to be his fatal mistake. Lev forgets how to work the program he needs for remote mixing, but eases concerns by telling everyone that they sound great. Hang out with Braden on Instagram: @braden.kimble Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in July 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Uncut Gems' is available for streaming on Netflix, and on Blu-ray at https://www.amazon.com/Uncut-Gems-Blu-ray-Adam-Sandler/dp/B083TLY4DT/ref=sr_1_8?dchild=1&keywords=uncut+gems&qid=1596087149&sr=8-8 Music from "Shine on You Crazy Diamond" written by Pink Floyd "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" written by Lennon-McCartney; performed by Twist

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Joe is still on break because his son is milking this 'being an infant' thing. Filmmakers Raghav and Kaila enter the Sandlerdome to throw shade at streaming services. Patrick forgets where he left his iguana. Lev's attempts to avoid the pandemic have him mixing from home and somewhat ironically, yet inexplicably, breaking his collar bone. Hang out with Kaila on Instagram: kailag22 Raghav think longform.org is the new T (am I using that right?) Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in February 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Murder Mystery' is available for streaming on Netflix, and... that's probably the only place actually. You know how the big red N can be. Music from "Back in the 90s" written by Grouplove; ending credits for Bojack Horseman "The Avengers Theme" written by Alan Silvestri; performed by Joosebox Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, syzygy, mu

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Joe takes a break to make sure his infant son doesn't die due to being a floppy newborn. Valerie Royer and Zach Wu join Patrick in order to help him befriend the polar bear in his back yard. Lev makes a sandwich. What did he put on it? Find out by listening to this week's episode. Hang out with Valerie on Instagram: valswag520 Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in February 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Hotel Transylvania 3' is available for streaming on Netflix. For the elderly, you can find it on disc on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Hotel-Transylvania-Blu-ray-Genndy-Tartakovsky/dp/B07DXRW6MM/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= Clips from 'Hotel Transylvania 3' Music from "This is Halloween" written by Danny Elfman; performed by Marilyn Manson and Panic at the Disco "The Firebird Suite" by Igor Stravinsky Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sa

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Bob comes back to the podcast and then quickly regrets it. Joe discovers his fear of bats. Then realizes his fear is a forbidden love. Patrick worries that he's trapped and his life has no meaning. Will Adam Sandler and Chris Rock reveal the way to spiritual happiness? Find out on this weeks episode. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in June 2018. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'The Week Of' is available for streaming on Netflix. Clips from 'The Week Of' Music from "Calendar" and "Discordance" by Paris Combo Artwork from BJ West

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Kerry returns again to break Joe's heart by ruthlessly defending the merits of 90s classic 'Dante's Peak.' Lev has collected some listener reviews for Patrick to share with the crew. Does he have a secret admirer? Find out on this week's episode! Also admirer is an annoying word to spell. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in January 2018. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)' is available for streaming on Netflix. Clips from 'The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)' Music from "Thunderbolt Main Theme" and "Oh God. I'm Alone." by Naruyoshi Kikuchi Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, syzygy, meyerowitz, stories, new, selected, jazz, hoffman, stiller, thompson, thunderbolt, naruyoshi, kikuchi, alone, god, netflix, streaming, cannes, baumbach, 

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Dr. Johnathan Quacklebottom, D.D.S. has never once filled a patient's nose with hot coffee. 4 out of 5 clients prefer cold beverages in their orifices and Dr. Quacklebottom always respects the statistics. Also Patrick and Joe and Lev talk about a movie - same old, same old. Listen to find out blah, blah, blah. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in December 2017. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Sandy Wexler' is available for streaming on Netflix. Clips from 'Sandy Wexler' Music from "Take Care of Business" and "I Can't See Nobody" by Nina Simone Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, syzygy, sandy, wexler, nina, simone, hudson, obrien, wendt, hall, arsenio, spade, shore, rock, carvey, nineties, music, business, manager, schneider, quinn, james, hollywood

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Joe plays a game with Patrick to see if he can tell the difference between Ana Gasteyer and Katherine Hahn. Only one of them was in this movie, which also included a surprise appearance from Michael Chiklis. Adam Sandler was in this movie too, but Lev has a hard time understanding what his character's profession was. Find out the mind-shattering truth by listening to this week's episode! Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in February 2017. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'The Do-Over' is available for streaming on Netflix. Clips from 'The Do-Over' Music from "Stingray Theme" by Barry Gray "Number 6 Throned" by Ron Grainer Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, syzygy, do, over, do-over, doover, spade, hahn, gasteyer, chiklis, prisoner, number, #, six, 6, spy, danger, man, secret, agent, cancer, stingray, gray, grainer, 

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Dementia sets in as Joe and Patrick try to figure out if a poop joke can ever be funny. Lev tries to fit an entire fish into his mouth and just pull out the fish bones. Patrick is forced to defend the honor of Patrick McGoohan. From what menace? You'll have to listen to this week's episode to find out!   Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in February 2017. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'The Ridiculous 6' is available for streaming on Netflix. Clips from 'The Ridiculous 6' Music from "Blue Funk" by Tsuneo Imahori, performed by Dr. Donuts and L'Estasi Dell'oro by Ennio Morricone Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, syzygy, ridiculous, six, 6, crewes, schneider, spade, vanilla, ice, garcia, lautner, wilson, western, lincoln, morricone, sergio, imahori, ecstacy, gold, lione, blue, funk, keitel, trigun, 

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Watch as Joe and Patrick navigate their way through the swiftly resolved racial tension of this animated sequel. Meanwhile Patrick's contemplation of his morality is derailed by stuffed-crust pizza. All while Joe tries to figure out how a human baby survives in a bat belly. You too can find out by listening to this week's episode!     Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in February 2017. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Hotel Transylvania 2' available on DVD, streaming, and unnecessarily on Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Hotel-Transylvania-2-Blu-ray-DVD/dp/B014TC60LC/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= Clips from 'Hotel Transylvania 2' Music from "Ordinary Guy (Theme of 'Kevin Can Wait')" by Michael DelGuidice and "The Munsters theme song" by Jack Marshall  Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, syzygy, hotel, transylvania, sanberg, james, buschemi

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Patrick laments that they can't talk about Cheers this week. Joe argues that Mrs. Pacman should have had more screen time. Lev switches the wireless mics to the wrong frequency and overhears a possible murder plot. Will he be able to convince the others before it's too late? Listen to this weeks episode to find out!     Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in January 2017. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Pixels' available on DVD, streaming, and  Blu-ray (and 3D I guess): https://www.amazon.com/Pixels-3D-Blu-ray-UltraViolet/dp/B012DWS874   Clips from 'Pixels' Music from "Chrono Trigger" by Yasunori Mitsuda and "One-winged Angel" by Nobuo Uematsu Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, syzygy, pixels, video, games, uematsu, mitsuda, chrono, trigger, one, winged, angel, final, fantasy, gadd, dinklage, james, krakowski, centipede, pacman, pong, donkey, kong, president, 

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Quixotic United cinematographer Alberto D'Agostino stops by to help discover the origins of what might be the beginning of the Sandler Cinematic Universe. Meanwhile, Patrick is on double-duty as he has to defend both his inability to text and his difficulty with remember people's names. Lev asks for a moment of silence to mourn the passing of Fidel Castro. How does everybody else react? Listen to this week's episode to find out!   You can find out more information about Alberto at www.albertodagostino.com   Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in November 2016. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'The Cobbler' available on DVD, streaming, and unnecessarily on Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Cobbler-Adam-Sandler/dp/B00T6QFMUW   Clips from 'The Cobbler' Music from "Last Dinosaur" and "Little Busters" by The Pillows Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, syzygy, cobbler, alb

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Special guest Kerry Howell pays a visit to help the guys perfect their pickup lines. Joe worries he might be secretly a mole-person while Patrick tries to figure our why every pie he makes ends up tasting like cement. Lev's doing fine though. Wanna know what the best years of life are. Find out if it's high school on this week's episode!     Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in November 2016. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Blended' available on DVD, streaming, and  Blu-ray for less than $100,000: https://www.amazon.com/Men-Women-Children-Blu-ray-Digital/dp/B00NGL7JPE/ref=tmm_mfc_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=    Clips from 'Man, Women & Children' Music from "Speak (Migi's Theme)" by Ken Arai and "Orphans no Namida" by MISIA Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, syzygy, men, women, children, orphans, iron, blooded, migi, parasyte, parasite, maxim, h

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Jiminy's last day happened at a non-disclosed time and the gang celebrates by doing a podcast on Adam Sandler's conclusion to his Drew Berrymore trilogy. Listen as Bob shows up to help everyone understand Jurassic World's popularity. Patrick dresses up as a clown to scare people. Will Joe be his first victim? Find out on this week's episode!   You can find out more information about Bob at www.bobskerry.com   Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in November 2016. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Blended' available on DVD, streaming, and unnecessarily on Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Blended-Blu-ray-DVD-Digital-HD/dp/B00K2CHRWK   Clips from 'Blended' Music from "Crazy Sunshine" by The Pillows and "Day After Day" by Hooverphonic Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, syzygy, blended, skerry, trollin, boblin, jurassic, world, berrymore, africa, crews, crewes, pillows,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Jiminy's internship is still going strong, but he keeps stealing all of Lev's yogurt from the fridge. Joe attempts to break the world record for most live fish eaten during a podcast recording. Patrick worries he's invisible to everyone except the people on this show. Fan favorite Mr. Geromini returns to finish what he started five weeks earlier. Does he regret his decision? Find out on this week's episode!   You can find out all about Mr. Geromini's various wacky adventures at http://blog.paulgeromini.com/   Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2016. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Grown Ups 2' available on DVD, streaming, and unnecessarily on Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Grown-Ups-Blu-ray-DVD-Digital/dp/B0090SI55A   Clips from 'Grown Ups 2' Music from "Party Out Of Bounds" by The B-52s and "Gasoline Dreams" by Outkast Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, san

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Vampires don't age - how do they grow up? Was the Frankenstein movie based on this movie's Frankenstein's life? Why is the wolfman still in wolf form during the day? Why do all these species only mate within their own type? Found out none of these answers and more in this week's episode!     Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2016. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Hotel Transylvania' available on DVD, streaming, and unnecessarily on Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Hotel-Transylvania-Genndy-Tartakovsky/dp/B0034G4OYA   Clips from 'Hotel Transylvania' Music from "Kids With Guns (Jamie T remix)" by Gorillaz and "Uma Thurman" by Fall Out Boy Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, syzygy, hotel, transylvania, sanberg, james, buschemi, spade, sandberg, shannon, gomez, dracula, werewolf, frankenstein, invisible man, mummy, ceelo, green, fall out boy, uma, thurman

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Special Guest Sponsor Soylent helps the gang become an unstoppable force of efficiency. Patrick lifts a car over his head. Joe sires twelve offspring in a single night. Lev rides to the studio by skiing on two lions. Intern Jiminy is still regular. He's sick so he didn't show up for this episode. A bottle of Soylent might have helped to prevent that illness :\ What non-Soylent things are discussed on this week's episode? You'll have to tune in to find out! Also drink Soylent. Lots of Soylent.     Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2016. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'That's My Boy' available on DVD, streaming, and unnecessarily on Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Thats-Boy-Blu-ray-Adam-Sandler/dp/B008RNYMH4https://www.amazon.com/Jack-Jill-UltraViolet-Digital-Blu-ray/dp/B006LL3WAM/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=   Clips from 'That's My Boy' Music from "Ninja Rap"

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. 'The Drew Carey Show' ran from 1995-2004. It features every man, Drew Allison Carey, who works at the Winfred Lauder department store and owns a microbrewery Buzz Beer with his long-time pals Oswald, Lewis, and Kate. At work, he's constantly work down by co-worker, Mimi, and boss, Mr. Wick. Ohio has never been so hilarious. Also Adam Sandler plays his own twin... and al Pacino raps..... for some reason.     Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2016. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Jack and Jill' available on DVD, streaming, and unnecessarily on Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Jack-Jill-UltraViolet-Digital-Blu-ray/dp/B006LL3WAM/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=   Clips from 'Jack and Jill' Music from "I, Don Quixote" from the musical 'Lord of La Mancha': book by Dale Wasserman, lyrics by Joe Darion, music by Mitch Leigh Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhil

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Special guest Bob Skerry stops by to reveal his exciting new idea for an Adam Sandler movie. Patrick describes an unfortunate anecdote that happened as he was trying to pickup extra cash. He also learns who Dave Mathews is. Joe eats what he fears is intern Jiminy who may have devised a shrink-ray. Lev is actually having a pretty good day. But by the end of the episode, one of these people may be dead... find out on this week's episode!   You can find out more information about Bob at www.bobskerry.com   Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2016. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Just Go With It' available on DVD, streaming, and unnecessarily on Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Just-Go-Blu-ray-Jennifer-Aniston/dp/B004QO9H28/ref=sr_1_2_twi_blu_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1505576347&sr=8-2&keywords=just+go+with+it   Clips from 'Just Go With It' Music from "Good Vibrations" by The Beach Boys