What The Hell Happened To Them?

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Joe and Patrick are clearly on acid drugs during the weirdest opening of this podcast's brief history. Watch the dynamic duo (and Lev) do everything in their power to avoid talking about the movie 'Spanglish.' And for good reason. Also, everybody, remember that Ham exists and that it is awesome!* *Ham may be a perennial sponsor of this podcast. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Spanglish' available on DVD, streaming, and a 'Choice' Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Spanglish-Blu-ray-Paz-Vega/dp/B01LTI05GA/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=   Clips from 'Rush Hour 2' Music from "Shi Kuretto Karuma SERENADE" by Yasushi Ishii from 'Hellsing.' "On My Way" by Rusted Root   Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, syzygy, spanglish, tea, leoni, cloris, leachman, james, brooks, good, wife, ham, richard, nicke

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Joe and Patrick can't remember that they've seen Drew Barrymore in a previous Adam Sandler film. Joe is completely bored because the movie was so long, so he attempts to start a money laundering operation. Patrick demands to know why Rob Schneider still finds work. And if none of that sounds particularly appetizing, then know that there will be an adorable penguin.   Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   '50 First Dates' available on DVD, and oddly nothing else just yet: https://www.amazon.com/50-First-Dates-Widescreen-Special/dp/B0001Z3TXE/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1499635100&sr=8-2&keywords=50+first+dates   Clips from '50 First Dates' Music from "Hawaii 5-0 Theme Song" by Morton Stevens, performed by Brian Tyler and Keith Power "God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys   Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, syzygy,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Patrick debates the value of genitalia as comic fodder, while Joe recites a monologue once performed by the incomparable Werner Hertzog. Patrick then loses his sanity trying to prove to Joe and Lev that Hollywood's glamorization of portraying lunatics as romantics will be the doom a whole generation. Listen to find out who loses something irreplaceable during a disagreement over Jack Nicholson's best roles.   Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Anger Management' available on DVD, streaming, and a refreshingly affordable Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Anger-Management-Blu-ray-Adam-Sandler/dp/B00153ZRHW/ref=sr_1_2_twi_blu_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1499634374&sr=8-2&keywords=anger+management+movie   Clips from 'Anger Management' Music from "St. Anger" by Metallica and "Jet Song" from West Side Story - book by Arthur Laurents, music by Leonard Bernst

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Patrick has to come to terms with what he has just seen and must understand that he can never unsee it. Lev thinks he has found a treasure map. Mr. Roper learns that Patrick is actually a straight man sharing an apartment with two single women. Joe finally grows a pair. Of what? Listen to find out all the scandalous details.   Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Eight Crazy Nights' available on DVD, streaming, and a Choice Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Sandlers-Eight-Crazy-Nights-Blu-ray/dp/B01LTHYOFE/ref=sr_1_3?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1498417463&sr=1-3&keywords=eight+crazy+nights   Clips from 'Eight Crazy Nights' Music from "Good Stuff" & "Hot Pants Explosion" by The B-52s Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, syzygy, eight, crazy, nights, milkshakes, pure, hatred, do not watch, good stuff, h

Commentary for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler.   *Live-ish (only applicable for the time of this recording) Joe and Patrick had a hard time getting through 'Eight Crazy Nights' so they decided to team up and watch it together. Their commentary will sync up perfectly and maybe this will help you sit through the whole movie as well. Just listen for the beep and then start the movie.   Good luck and Godspeed.   Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Eight Crazy Nights' available on DVD, streaming, and a Choice Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Sandlers-Eight-Crazy-Nights-Blu-ray/dp/B01LTHYOFE/ref=sr_1_3?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1498417463&sr=1-3&keywords=eight+crazy+nights   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, syzygy, eight, crazy, nights, milkshakes, pure, hatred, do not watch, good stuff, hot pants explosion, roper, three's company, treasure, help, please, live, commenta

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. At long last Patrick and Joe get to sink their teeth into arguably Sandler's best film. Learn what happens when a master takes Sandler's routine and finds a way to ground it in a low-stakes, high-tension world. Joe unnecessarily takes pot-shots at Johnny Depp. Find out why Joe is dodging Patrick's phone calls on this overly-analytic episode (pod-isode?).   Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Punch-Drunk Love' - Sandler has finally cracked into the Criterion: https://www.amazon.com/Punch-Drunk-Love-Criterion-Collection-Blu-ray/dp/B01KGR18QG/ref=sr_1_2?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1498416885&sr=1-2&keywords=punch+drunk+love   Clips from 'Punch-Drunk Love' Music from "Hana" by Asa-Chang & Junray "Einstein on the Beach - Knee 5" by Philip Glass Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, syzygy, punch, drunk,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Patrick reveals major spoilers for 'Alien: Resurrection' to special guest Casey Diedrich during this exciting podcast for an underwhelming movie. The group is entirely confused by Winona Ryder's change in hairstyle - is this a case of an actress going too deep into character or a producer who couldn't care less. Listen to find out who has an impassioned speech trying to unspindle the various and unsatisfying plot threads of this Adam Sandler opus. Plus, breaking news, rich people are bad guys.    Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Mr. Deeds' available on DVD, streaming, and a reasonably priced Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Mr-Deeds-Blu-ray-Adam-Sandler/dp/B004BH1F1Q/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1498415957&sr=1-2   Clips from 'Mr. Deeds Goes to Town' Music from "Lunch Lady Land" by Adam Sandler "Satoshi Nakamoto" by Gramatik fe

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Joe gains a level in plot summary during this discussion of Sandler's failed attempt to create a quirky character. An argument about a potential cameo from Quentin Tarentinob threatens to tear the show apart. Patrick dismisses the the star power of 'Disney's Aladdin.' He also, entirely unsurprisingly, gives up on the podcast. Tune in next week to learn who Joe's new co-host will be.   Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Little Nicky' available on streaming and a mercifully difficult to find DVD: https://www.amazon.com/LITTLE-NICKY-W-DIR-WRITER-SANDLER/dp/B00G4SA2XC/ref=sr_1_3?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1498415090&sr=1-3&keywords=little+nicky   Clips from 'Little Nicky' and it's related audio commentary Music from "Up There" and "Hell Isn't Good" From 'South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut' by Matt Stone and Trey Parker Artwork from BJ West

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Special guest Ronnie Quinn stops by the studio to defend Adam Sandler from Joe's accusations of homophobia. The group then finds the perfect HBO series for the Sandman to join. Then a deep meditation on Sandler's success in Russia as well as the logistics of dubbing for foreign markets. Find out which of the three shows that they are in way over their head on the subject matter.   Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Big Daddy' available on DVD, streaming, and a reasonably priced Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Big-Daddy-Blu-ray-Adam-Sandler/dp/B004BH0GUW/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=   Clips from 'Big Daddy' Music from "Blue Collar Man" & "Crystal Ball" by Styx Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, big daddy, blue, collar, man, ronnie, quinn, mcdonald, mcdonald's, happy, meal, true, detectiv

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Listen as Patrick, Joe, and Lev are amazed at the global box office for this Sandler smash hit. More importantly Henry Winkler reprises his role as Arthur Fonzerelli from an alternate universe where he gives up motorcycles to become a football coach in the deep south. A divided opinion on the quality of this movie cause a Spartan quarrel in the recording room. Can the friendship of Joe and Patrick survive the spit-based humor of Adam Sandler?   Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'The Waterboy' available on DVD, streaming, and an oddly expensive Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Waterboy-Blu-ray-Adam-Sandler/dp/B00267QOEQ/ref=tmm_mfc_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=   Clips from 'The Waterboy' Music from "Happy Days (Theme)" by Pratt and McClain "Making Our Dreams Come True" (Theme from Laverne & Shirley) by Cyndi Grecco Artwork from BJ We

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Come see the okay movie that inspired the hit musical. Sandler moves forward in proving that the entire decade of the 80's was just a cruel joke.  He probably also falls in love with someone who is already taken, but wins her heart anyway because the other guy is a secret jerk and she's the most trusting person ever. And if that's not enough to tickle your funny bone, Joe will exhaustively describe the full 'Look Who's Talking' trilogy.   Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'The Wedding Singer' available on DVD, streaming, and a (Totally Awesome?) Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Wedding-Singer-Totally-Awesome-Blu-ray/dp/B001O7JHW0/ref=tmm_mfc_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=   Clips from 'The Wedding Singer' Music from "There's Always Something There to Remind Me" by The Four Seasons       Original Version by Lou Johnson Artwork from BJ West

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Sandler didn't realize his career was about to take off and so took a supporting role in this two-hander about fake best friends who become real best friends, but then become mad at each other only to learn the value of best-friendship. There's typical cop and drug stuff in there too. Meanwhile Joe reveals this movie's cause of a traumatic moment from his past. Listen and good luck will find you.   Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Bulletproof' available on DVD, streaming, and a weirdly expensive Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Bulletproof-Adam-Sandler/dp/0783227345    Clip from 'Bulletproof' Music from "Cab Fare" by Hieroglyphics feat. Souls of Mischief Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, bulletproof, hieroglyphics, cab fare, damon, wayans

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Happy (his last name is Gilmore) wants to be good at hockey, but his grandmother's anti-government stance forces him to force Carl Weathers to teach him to be good at golf. His golfing even seems to lead to people's death. But at least he saves the day at the end. And by 'day,' we mean his grandmother's house. Also Patrick refuses to believe that Julie Bowen is actually in this movie. Listen to find out who wins in a fight between Patrick and IMDB? 'Happy Gilmore' available on DVD, streaming, and weirdly Blu-ray: www.amazon.com/Happy-Gilmore-Ada…ler/dp/0783225717 Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. Clip from 'Happy Gilmore' Music from "Happiness is a Warm Gun" by The Beatles Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, bowen, lost, philip, glass, circles,  

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Not even sure where to begin here. There is something about a company... maybe a father son thing. That guy from 'The West Wing?' Definitely Sandler yelling at children. He also bonds with an old woman over inappropriate urination. Plus...... some other stuff happens? 'Billy Madison' is available on DVD, streaming, and weirdly Blu-ray: www.amazon.com/Billy-Madison-Ada…ler/dp/0783229445 Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. Clips from 'Billy Madison' Music from "Geometry of Circles" by Philip Glass from a 1979 episode of 'Sesame Street' Artwork from BJ West     Quixotic, United, Sandler, Skeyhill, Vekeman, 

Follow-up podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Behold the low-tier rock super-group, the Lone Rangers. Headed by Brendan Fraser (don't worry, Sandler's here too [along with Steve Buschemi]), they hold a radio station hostage to get there crappy demo taped played on the air. But they will have to contend with a Squiggy-less Michael McKean and an oddly ninja-esque Michael Richards. SPOILERS: there is no candy in this movie. There is also no Patrick McGoohan. 'Airheads' is available on DVD and possibly streaming: www.amazon.com/Airheads-Brendan-…ser/dp/B00005NGAY Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in July 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. Clips from 'Airheads' and some random Airheads commercial Music from "Nyan Cat - Smooth Jazz Cover" by Lucas Sheil www.lucasheil.com/songs @lucasheil Nyan Cat at nyan.cat/ GIF by PRguitarman www.prguitarman.com Song by Daniwell-P/Momone Momo UTAU momolabo.lolipop.jp Artwork from BJ West     quixoti

Inaugural podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. We begin with his little known first film "Going Overboard," the story about a guy watching a movie that is not "Going Overboard" but then interacts with the cast of the movie in the movie to prevent an extremely young Adam Sandler from achieving some lackluster goal. Probably the whole thing takes place on a boat? 'Going Overboard' available on DVD and for streaming: www.amazon.com/Going-Overboard-A…ler/dp/1573625574 Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in July 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. Clip from 'Going Overboard' Music from "Clint Eastwood" by Gorillaz Artwork from BJ West   Quixotic, United, Sandler, Skeyhill, Vekeman,